"Is it that strong?"
Hearing Xu Qing's question, Jiang He slowly closed his small mouth and shook his head solemnly, "This kung fu... I have become a fairy."
It is really unimaginable that embroidery needles are so powerful that a house can be blown away... Jiang He looked down at her hands. At most, she used them as a hidden weapon to hit a target a few meters away, causing minor injuries— It may not even penetrate the bone, and the embroidery needle is very difficult to kill.
"What about this one?"
When she was shocked, Xu Qing clicked on another video, this time it was "Kung Fu".
"In the world of martial arts, there is no strength that can't be broken, only speed can't be broken."
The little old man was sitting on a chair and smashed his head with a gun. Xu Qing explained from the side: "This is a gun... a hidden weapon with super powerful power, much more powerful than your dart."
The movie was played in slow motion, Jiang He didn't feel it, he was still shocked by the embroidery needles he saw just now, and the gaudy lightness of flying around in the sky.
If the second master hit the stone with his two pairs of hammers, he might be able to break the stone together if he went down with enough strength, but in the movie, the man was sent flying and directly smashed into the stone. It's all scary...
boom!
Zhou Xingchi blasted a huge handprint out of the building with his palm.
Jiang He was terrified, subconsciously took a step back, arched his body like a wild cat with fried hair, stared at the screen in disbelief, and slowly shifted his gaze to Xu Qing's face after a while.
"Is this... your strength?"
"No! It's all fake!"
Seeing Jiang He's serious appearance, Xu Qing was instantly scared, afraid that she would pull him up and make gestures.
"I just saw it."
"Ahem... that's something we imagined, and then figured out how to use tools to make a movie—it's all fake anyway."
"Really?" Jiang He obviously didn't believe it.
"Fake... bah, really."
"true or false?"
"True... kung fu is fake." Xu Qingdan was in pain, the cognitive gap really couldn't be explained, it was not in the same dimension at all.
He shook the mouse and rummaged on the computer for a while, and found a copy of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" that he had edited, and played it while explaining.
"Look, how can there be so many styles of clothing in the same world? They are all the ancients in our imagination... no, the martial arts in our imagination are just placed in the ancient background and made with props... don't you understand? ?”
"Ok."
"It's fine if you don't understand. Once you get familiar with this world, you will understand what a movie is and what art is... Watch this."
Xu Qing had no way to let Jiang He learn slowly, so he could only find ways to teach her to understand the world in a simple and rude way—wait a few days for the computer handwriting input board to arrive, and start teaching her how to use the computer, anyway, the writing board still comes with voice input function.
Before that, he had to understand some things about Jiang He's world.
The wonderful fight between Yu Jiaolong and Yu Xiulian was played on the computer, but Jiang He's thoughts were no longer on it.
"Is your master's kung fu so high?"
When the bamboo forest was fighting, Xu Qing asked again.
If this is not enough, you have to find something like "Huo Yuanjia" or "One Man's Martial Arts"...
"Almost." Jiang He replied casually, glanced at the two people floating on the bamboo on the screen, and added after a pause: "Except for this movement."
"Oh? Don't you have light work?"
Xu Qing felt a little regretful. In his opinion, the most charming part of martial arts is the elegant and light kungfu. Now it is a harmonious society. Who would fight and kill every now and then? Practicing kung fu is of no great use, except light kung fu—chic and handsome.
"Yes, but... most people are specialized in one skill. In the village with such a good agility, only Erniang can do it, and her skill is not as good as these two."
At the end of the movie clip, Jiang He is still stuck in the palm of the Tathagata God in the previous Stephen Chow.
Inhuman!
She looked at the computer screen hesitantly, and couldn't imagine how human kung fu could be practiced to that level... No, it should be called a spell.
Xu Qing did not continue to play the movie. After a little thought, he searched for videos of Wudang Daoist Chen on the web, and picked out the part of "Eagle Claw Kung Fu" where the afterimage was shaking—
"Hey, will you know this?"
He raised an eyebrow at Jiang He.
"what is this?"
"Didn't you see it? Just... boom!" Xu Qing waved his hands, imitating the movements in the video a few times, "Empty hands shake out afterimages with sound... I don't believe you, but I just want to open my eyes. "
After gradually accepting Jiang He's identity, his curiosity was almost overwhelmed, but Jiang He only showed off his dart skills yesterday, and everything else was ordinary.
Jiang He's eyes flickered, and he glanced at the computer screen again, took a step back and took a pose, and learned the video as it was, the sound of breaking the air resounded from between his hands, Xu Qing was so startled that his mouth was half-opened, watching her silent up.
"Is that so?"
"Yes Yes Yes!"
Xu Qing nodded fiercely.
Jiang He put away his posture and smiled at Xu Qing, "Tell me when you want to learn, and I will teach you how to stand."
After saying that, she pulled off her clothes awkwardly, took the sword and went back to her room, turned her head to look at the fat cat in the corner of the living room, and closed the door.
There is nothing good without a reason in the world. Regarding Xu Qing's desire to help him, Jiang He has always kept his attitude. He always feels that it is not like what Xu Qing said: when the kitten was wandering outside, he also picked it up.
A good person without purpose is always difficult to make people feel at ease.
Now that she had found Xu Qing's purpose, she finally let go of the stone in her heart - it turned out that he wanted to learn Kung Fu.
All behavior has an explanation.
Jiang He let out a breath, his body relaxed a lot, and he slowly drew out the long sword in his hand, and the picture from the movie just now reappeared in his mind.
The world looks so dangerous...
She measured the size of the room with her eyes, walked around the wall with small steps, held a long sword and pulled out a sword flower, and practiced the sword in this small room.
…
Xu Qing didn't sneak up to the door of Jiang He's room to listen to the movement in her room, that would be too wretched, and it would be even more difficult to explain if she was discovered.
Just browse the recent news to see if there are any supernatural events in other places. Naturally, there is nothing. Last night I couldn’t sleep until very late. After a few yawns, Xu Qing couldn’t hold it anymore. The computer went back to the bedroom, lying on the bed to take a nap.
A female hero fell asleep in the opposite room. With such a wonderful feeling, he had an even more wonderful dream, and when he woke up, it was already dusk.
The afterglow of dusk shone into the room through the window, reflecting the room into a warm tone. Xu Qing glanced at the time, rubbed his face, got up and changed his clothes, and prepared to take Jiang He out for a walk to see the world.