My Wife Is A Princess

Chapter 14: Compare with an elephant

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Li Rou immediately understood that his shock was because he overestimated the God of Tianyun Divine Realm. When he thought of this, what he thought of was Guanyin, Bodhisattva, Laojun, Buddha, etc., but Tianyun The gods and demon gods in the realm of gods must not be as powerful as those in "Journey to the West" and "Fengshen Yanyi".

As for magicians and disciples, Li Rou also understands that it is like the difference between Athena and a saint. Athena is a god after all, and there is an essential difference between a saint and a saint. Small universe or something, those are like the armor and weapons of the disciples.

A magician is a mage, and a disciple is a warrior. This is the simplest way to say it.

As for the saying that magicians pay more attention to creativity, Li Rou didn't care. Look at Her Royal Highness Princess An Nanxiu. She is still extremely weak and has amazing destructive power. She has destroyed Li Rou's property seven or eight times. Eight.

"I don't have such long-term ambitions as yours. I just want one more longevity fruit." Li Rou added in his heart, sincerely hoping that Princess An Nanxiu would become a god as soon as possible and return to the Tianyun God Realm as soon as possible. And see you again... never see you again, now that her strength is fading and she throws lightning balls to roast people at every turn, it will be fine when she becomes a god, the earth cannot tolerate her.

"You can only digest one longevity fruit now, and it's useless to eat more." An Nanxiu sneered at the short-sighted Li Rou, and didn't mention wishing him to become a disciple.

An Nanxiu hung his wings on Li Rou's back, and a flash of lightning flashed. Li Rou felt that the suit of armor on his body shrank for a while, wriggling like a living thing, tightly fitting his body, easily and naturally The same gear as he usually has on his roller skates.

The overall color of the armor is dark red, and the black cracks are like snakes and beasts scurrying in the void, mysterious and cold. Several ribbons are like phoenix tail feathers swinging without wind, but the bat wings on the back seem to be attached to Li Rou. His shoulder blades swayed with the movements of his arms and body, making Li Rou always feel as if he would fly as long as he imitated the movements of swinging his wings.

"It's ugly, but this is the only set that suits you. This is what I got when I left the Great Sage Hall and met a god disciple who was just able to condense armor and weapons. That person is as annoying as you. I Just grabbed his armor and came here." Seeing Li Rou's admiration, An Nanxiu quickly said that she didn't pay much attention to such things as god disciple armor, and it was rare for a native like Li Rou.

Li Rou doesn't care, he is happy now, "Just the two of us, we can become a real coser group! Now we are not famous, but this performance is a good platform. After we become popular, next time The appearance fee is sky-high!"

"Do you still want to have a next time? This is the only time and the last time. I will try my best to make money for me in the future, and my life now makes me more and more dissatisfied." An Nanxiu hummed, having tasted the food of high-end restaurants, An Nanxiu found that although this is an indigenous world, life can be better than now. There are many things that are no less delicious than white sugar popsicles.

Li Rou doesn't care, it doesn't matter if An Nanxiu doesn't go, as long as she doesn't take back the bull-headed bat armor, Li Rou can still earn performance fees.

Maybe my sister's college tuition fees don't have to worry about anymore. Li Rou had a dream all night, but was awakened by a nightmare in the morning.

The nightmare evolved from a good dream. He dreamed that he was majestic in a bull-headed bat armor, performing on the stage, and the beauties in black stockings and beautiful long-legged short skirts screamed. It became a scream, because he turned into a real tauren, those strong tauren in World of Warcraft.

Li Rou yelled, grabbed his hair and sat up, and found that there were no horns on his head, so he woke up, glanced at the bronze box next to the bed, let out a long breath, and went to wash his face and brush his teeth.

An Nanxiu hasn't woken up yet. The longer we spend together, the more Li Rou discovers that she has more problems. Her Royal Highness is nothing more than that, sleeping late, eating, being irritable, arrogant, not polite...etc.

Li Rou has always insisted that an otaku should also be a healthy otaku, a sunny otaku. Although many times he would watch anime, manga, and novels all night long, or be blushing in the dungeons, most of the time he is Adhere to regular life and exercise, such a body can support myself to play so hard sometimes.

After cooking porridge and soy milk in the living room, Li Rou went to the community to exercise.

After greeting the old men and old ladies, Li Rou started running around the neighborhood, and after a while a man and a woman caught up.

"Xiao Li, I haven't seen you for a few days, and I've grown a lot stronger."

The woman who spoke was named Lin Luoyan, and she lived in the building opposite Li Lu's balcony. Every weekend, a black Passat would always be parked downstairs. Li Lu suspected that Lin Luoyan was the mistress of the owner of the car.

Lin Luoyan is in her thirties. Although she no longer has the delicate skin and luster of a girl, and there are some crow's feet around her eyes, she still has the charm of an attractive young woman. Although her waist is no longer slender and her belly is slightly bulging, her plump The C cup is quite attractive among Chinese women whose average cup size is less than the B cup. What's more, her bulging and puffy breasts are not only her breasts, she also wraps her loose thighs tightly in tight sweatpants. The young woman's buttocks were raised high. When Li Rou turned his head and looked over, he saw that the fitness trainer Han Yixia was staring at Lin Luoyan's lower body. Feeling that Li Rou turned his head, Han Yixia avoided it with flickering eyes. .

"Running together again, you husband and wife are really loving." Li Rou is not familiar with them. Han Yixia is sure that Lin Luoyan is interested, but the relationship between the two is not clear to Li Rou. He said this because he always I feel that Lin Luoyan looks at him with ambiguous eyes. While being a mistress, she has an ambiguous relationship with single men in the community. Such a woman is not a conservative and traditional woman.

"What are you talking about? We're all neighbors, so we just go for a run together. Xiao Li, do you run at this time every morning? Run with my sister tomorrow." Lin Luoyan said to Li Rou with extra enthusiasm.

"That's so embarrassing to bother you." Li Rou didn't have this interest, even though he was at the age when he was inexplicably looking forward to this kind of mature young woman, but he didn't fall to the point where he could be seduced so easily.

"It's okay, it's okay, what are you bothering me, Mr. Han is my fitness coach." Lin Luoyan hurriedly dismissed it.

Li Rou smiled. After all, we often saw each other in the community. It’s not good to always refuse directly. He smiled and didn’t agree, so he stopped talking, “You guys keep running, I’ll do some push-ups.”

But he saw that Han Yixia's face was a little gloomy. Li Rou was not afraid of him, but he didn't care about it either.

"Do push-ups early in the morning, but there are some tricks. If you don't master the essentials, the exercise will not be effective, and it will hurt your body. We just do it together." Han Yixia spoke.

He is very clear about Lin Luoyan's thoughts. This woman has a special affection for a healthy boy like Li Rou, just like a little boy is interested in a mature young woman. It is because young boys are eager to grow up and mature. Let them feel that they are real men. Women like Lin Luoyan are no longer youthful. If they can hook up with such a big boy, they will be able to relive the enjoyment of youth.

Han Yixia followed Li Rou to the grassland. This is an older community, and the fitness equipment in the community does not have push-up racks.

Li Rou didn't care about them, and did it on his own. Lin Luoyan watched Li Rou's tight thighs, waist and arms when he rose and fell, and his breathing was a little hot.

"Hey, I can do 280 push-ups like this in ten minutes!" Han Yixia said with his arms folded, biting a grass root, and spitting.

Then he made a few movements to straighten his waist, and smiled, "It's no problem to do this kind of movement a thousand times in a row."

Lin Luoyan gave Han Yixia a white look, but there was a smile in the corner of her eyes, "Why don't you compare with Xiao Li?"

Li Rou didn't answer their questions. At this moment, he had already defined the two of them as dry wood and fire, and they wanted to burn them home. The sparks that rubbed against him were flying everywhere, and Li Rou didn't want to be burned.

"Xiao Li, come to Bibi, and let Sister Li take a look. The explosive power of young people is enough, but it may not last long. Let me teach you some tricks, you can use them in the future." Han Yixia said with a pun, lol The look in Lin Luoyan's eyes became more and more ambiguous.

After all, Li Rou is not a very stable character. I think you, Han Yixia, will pick up girls if you want to pick up girls. He, Li Rou, has no interest in Lin Luoyan. Stepping stones.

"You can make 280 in ten minutes? What's the use of that?" Li Rou stood up and said.

"Hehe, what's the use of it? Xiao Li doesn't have a girlfriend yet, he's just a baby. You'll understand in the future." Han Yixia laughed.

Lin Luoyan covered her mouth and smiled, showing some blush, as if she understood the meaning, but she couldn't bear the meaning, she was extremely shy.

"That's useless." Li Rou put his hand on Han Yixia's shoulder, with a very affectionate look, "Go to the bathroom first, and lose weight."

"Let's go together." Han Yixia was afraid that Li Rou would take the opportunity to escape, and he would have no chance to prove himself. He had to let Lin Luoyan understand that these young guys were quick shooters and were useless.

After a while, Lin Luoyan saw Han Yixia and Li Rou coming out. This time, the two of them didn't hook their shoulders together, and only heard Li Rou say: "As long as you don't compare yourself to me, you are just average. Anyway, you are good at doing push-ups, if you work hard, you can learn from each other's strengths."

"You..." Han Yixia blushed with anger.

Seeing Li Rou go away, Lin Luoyan asked curiously, "What do you guys compare?"

How could Han Yixia tell her? That kid Li Rou is simply not human, a bastard, why doesn't he compare himself with an elephant? —

Sorry, the afternoon release is scheduled, but there is no set time, Khan, I wandered around the book review area several times but didn't find it.