Li Rou is the same as most people nowadays, even if he is idly dazed, he will not take the initiative to strike up a conversation with a stranger who is also idly dazed, but at least he is willing to face those who stare at him and take the initiative to talk to him People like him, like when he walks down the street in a cosplay costume, always tease children.
He didn't know how to play pranks when nothing happened, but the girl next to him made him feel very funny. Seeing him wearing a Hanfu robe, she made such a joke with him, so he decided to cooperate.
"Li Bai!" The girl covered her mouth and exclaimed in a low voice, her eyes flashed with joy, she looked at Li Rou in disbelief.
Too much into the drama, Li Rou smiled and cupped his hands again.
"I... I... My name is Li Shishi." Li Shishi quickly sat up straight, and put down her little feet wearing white cotton socks that had been placed on the seat just now, "It's not that Li Shishi from the Song Dynasty, it's poetry."
"I don't know Li Shishi, but I know Yang Yuhuan." Li Rou continued to talk nonsense with her.
"Li Shishi is another dynasty after the Tang Dynasty and after the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, the Song Dynasty." Li Shishi quickly introduced, her eyes were very agile, and she looked at Li Rou carefully: "Are you really Li Bai?"
"Really." Li Rou nodded, "I will carry the bright moonlight in front of my bed, suspecting it is frost on the ground, raise my head to look at the bright moon, and lower my head to think about my hometown."
Many three-year-olds can recite this poem. It is already very dishonest for Li Rou to pretend to be Li Bai by carrying this.
But Li Shishi didn't care.
"But what I like most is the difficulty of the road to Shu... Hey, the danger is so high! The difficulty of the road to Shu is as difficult as going to the blue sky! Silkworms and yufu, how at a loss was the founding of the country! You are 48,000 years old, and you are not with Qin Sai It is accessible to people. Xidang Taibai has a bird path, which can cross the top of Emei Mountain. Dibeng Mountain destroys strong men to death, and then the ladders and stone stacks are connected with each other."
Li Shishi's voice has a childlike voice. It is difficult to read Li Bai's "Road to Shu".
"On the top there is the high mark of the six dragons returning to the sun, and on the bottom there is the rushing and reversing return to Sichuan... The road to Shu is difficult, and it is difficult to go up to the blue sky. Look sideways and look west!" Li Rou can recite this, since he has a good memory. There is a reason for not reading more books but endorsing more. For Li Rou, if he has a long life and looks at his life from a perspective beyond the ordinary, endless knowledge and culture is his pursuit.
"You are really Li Bai!" The girl tugged at her high ponytail, excited.
Li Rou looked at her, he had some doubts that she was not joking with him, she was serious.
"Yes, I'm Li Bai, a person from the Tang Dynasty." Li Rou repeated, looking tentatively at Li Shishi.
"I know, but do you know that later generations call you Shixian, and now it's more than a thousand years after your era!" Li Shishi nodded heavily, she didn't believe that anyone she met on the road would be able to recite the poem. Li Bai's road to Shu is difficult, and this person is still wearing an ancient costume and calls himself Li Bai. If he is not Li Bai, how could such a bizarre coincidence happen
Little girls naturally have their own logic.
"Poetry Immortal?" Li Rou imitated An Nanxiu and laughed twice: "Actually, my greatest achievement is martial arts. Compared with it, I prefer the title of Sword Immortal."
"Are you very good at martial arts? I've never seen anyone with real martial arts... I'm talking about the kind in novels." Li Shishi looked at Li Rou with admiration, sword fairy!
"Give me your coconut and the knife." Li Rou saw that there were two big coconuts in the bag in front of Li Shishi, peeled off the outer layer, and opened the hard shell to drink the coconut juice.
Li Shishi gave Li the route without hesitation.
Li Rou stabbed into the hard coconut shell with a knife, and then cut the coconut shell like tofu with a thin knife in a circle.
The strength is strong enough, and the pressure at the moment of the burst of power is strong enough. It is no problem for Li Rou to achieve this level. If he is not afraid of pain, he can even stick his finger in it.
Li Shishi opened her mouth wide, watched Li Rou do this, then took the coconut, drank it with a straw, and exclaimed, "It's amazing."
Li Shishi gave another coconut to Li Rou, "I invite you to eat coconut."
So the two sat together drinking coconut juice, and the girl across the aisle looked at them inexplicably.
"Unexpectedly, I would invite Li Bai to drink coconut juice." Li Shishi drank for a while, and said sweetly: "Have you eaten yet? Get off the car later, and I will treat you to dinner."
"No, thank you. I'm a sword fairy, and I've reached the realm of bigu." Li Rou refused. It turned out that it took almost a whole afternoon to come here in that Cruze. It's fine to just chat and mess around, he doesn't want to have dinner with her, that would be too much.
"Then do you have a place to live? You can live in my house. You came here alone from the Tang Dynasty. Generally speaking, people from ancient times like you who came to modern times were brought home by people they just met." Li Shishi was very impressed. Speaking from experience, it seems that she has brought other time travelers to live in her house.
"Won't your parents care about you bringing strangers home?" Li Rou asked strangely.
"But you are Li Bai. My father and mother also like you very much. When my father writes, your poems are always used. My mother also admires you very much." Li Shishi said it as a matter of course, and then looked at Li Rou expectantly.
"No, I still don't bother. It's not the first day I've come here, I have a place to live." Li Rou looked at Li Shishi suspiciously. Although he was messing around, he always felt that Li Shishi was too involved in the drama Deep, it seems to be serious, is there something wrong with her mind? As a normal person, how could he believe the story of Li Bai coming to modern times? Just like when Li Rou met An Nanxiu for the first time, he also regarded An Nanxiu as a patient with severe delusions.
He didn't dare to follow Li Shishi to her house, Li Shishi's parents would not regard him as Li Bai, but he would definitely become like Li Bai... already dead.
"That's such a pity... But if you have any difficulties, remember to contact me. I'll give you my phone number." Li Shishi took out the pen, her right hand trembled, and she wanted to write, but she didn't know where to start. She said embarrassingly, "Can I write in the palm of your hand?"
"Yes." Li Rou sighed, it turns out that the little girl's mobile phone number is so easy to get, and many college boys think that they can get the girl's phone number as a bragging capital.
"I like to write in other people's palms. Soft ones are fun." Li Shishi looked up at Li Rou while writing, "Laugh, when I write in other people's palms, they all laugh."
Li Rou quickly squeezed out a smile, then turned his head with an unbelievable expression, why does he always meet abnormal girls
He noticed that the girl in the next seat had been looking at him with contemptuous and vigilant eyes. She was holding a mobile phone in her hand, and she had entered the three numbers "110" on the dial interface for Li Rou to see.
It seems that we played too much. Fortunately, after getting off the car, everyone went back to their respective homes. Zhong Hai is so big, Li Rou will not make this call, and he will not meet Li Shishi in the future, but this little girl is very funny.
"Can you use the phone?" Li Shishi asked worriedly.
"Yes, I'm Li Bai, this little thing won't bother me." Li Rou said.
"Do you have a mobile phone? Do you want mine? This thing is a necessity in modern society. Just like the voice transmission of thousands of miles, hold it and you can notify me at any time when you need help." Li Shishi took out her mobile phone, and The latest Samsung dual-core mobile phone.
Although Samsung's mobile phones drop in price very quickly, new models are always very expensive. Li Rou looked at this girl and wondered who her parents were. If it was him, he would never let such a daughter out to ride alone in the car.
"No need." Li Rou frowned and opened his lips slightly, showing a dumbfounding expression. If he said now that he is not Li Bai, would she not believe it at all
"Yes, you are an ancient person and a gentleman, you will not take other people's things casually." Li Shishi said very satisfied.
"He's not a good person, little sister, be careful." The girl next to him couldn't stand it anymore, and stared at Li Rou. She didn't want a mobile phone. She didn't seem to be an ordinary liar or something, or he probably felt that many people in the car were watching him. Someone might meddle in cheating, so I dare not ask for it now.
"She doesn't know you are Li Bai, don't mind." Li Shishi said softly.
"If he is Li Bai, I will be Wu Zetian!" Looking at Li Shishi, the girl almost wanted to collapse.
"Hi Wu Zetian, goodbye Wu Zetian." Li Rou couldn't bear it anymore, asked the driver to stop and ran out of the car. He already felt a little guilty, Li Shishi really thought he was Li Bai, and ran away.
Li Shishi made a phone call gesture to Li Rou through the window.
Li Lu let out a long sigh, there are so many wonders in the world, even people believe that he is Li Bai, I hope this little girl doesn't mind his silly jokes.
After standing by the side of the road and waiting for a while, Li Rou took another bus to go back. This time he didn't talk to anyone, and when people asked him what happened to his clothes, he didn't say anything.
It was only after taking out the phone that it turned out that the phone had been in airplane mode, which was adjusted by An Zhishui during Qiao Niannu's class.
Li Rou hurriedly turned on the Internet, called Li Banzhuang and said that he would go back later, and not to wait for him for dinner, and then called An Zhishui.
"Li Rou, why can't you get through the phone all afternoon, and skipped an afternoon class, are you proud and complacent now?"
As soon as the call was made, An Zhishui spoke quickly, looking very angry.
"My mobile phone was put into airplane mode by you. I didn't pay attention to it all the time. I just looked at my mobile phone... I've been helping Teacher Qiao with work all afternoon." Li Rou felt that he was telling the truth.
"Then come here quickly. This afternoon's class is very important. There will be a test tomorrow. If you fail to pass, it will affect your usual score." With An Zhishui's attitude of resolutely implementing the teacher's orders, of course he will not blame Li Rou. I'm just worried that he doesn't have class in the afternoon and doesn't know about tomorrow's test at all.
"Okay." Li Rou hung up the phone, and then remembered what he was wearing, how will he explain to An Zhishui later? —
In the new week, please click, please ask for red tickets, please ask for large and small collections, I will always find opportunities to make up for the updates owed last night, mainly due to hypochondriac attacks, I have to spend too much time adjusting my mentality, otherwise I will write No fun stories.