Although An Nanxiu has completely seen through his mind, Li Rou is still overjoyed. An Nanxiu always thinks that he cannot be wrong, but Li Rou does not feel this way. An Nanxiu has done too many bad things, and Li Rou would rather believe it. The younger sister just took one longevity pill once, but she didn't respond when she took the second one.
"Okay, let's imagine a story background that suits you. Li Banzhuang must be Li Rou's younger sister, otherwise Li Rou will want to die... Many years ago, a god who didn't know the gender came to the earth. holding a branch of the tree of life, of course she also has a follower of the god disciple, a monkey holding a stick, this god died and became the tree of life, the branch in her hand was scattered in this world, the one Because the branches are not adapted to this inferior world, they bear countless inferior life fruits. These life fruits cannot produce life, but after eating them, they can still make lower creatures a little bit stronger... Of course, they are still lower creatures, There is no essential difference... After many years, the tree of life will bear fruit again, and the god will be resurrected... "
"Wait... What does this have to do with me and Li Zi?" Li Rou has always admired An Nanxiu's unconstrained thinking and derived imagination. She can even distort "The Legend of Condor Heroes" into that. Note" is not surprising at all.
"Don't interrupt me." An Nanxiu said with relish. As a person with a strong learning ability, after listening to Li Rou's so many nonsense stories, An Nanxiu would of course tell stories. Then she thought of something more fun, "I'll tell you a story tonight."
"Aren't you talking?" Li Rou was eager to hear.
Seeing that Li Rou liked her story so much, An Nanxiu was a little proud and opened her arms.
"Why?" Li Rou was puzzled.
"When you tell me stories, you hug me. When I tell you stories, of course I have to hug you." An Nanxiu shook his arms impatiently, "Hurry up."
"You hug me?" Li Rou expressed doubts, "This is an action that you cannot complete."
An Nanxiu moved over to hug Li Rou. Sure enough, she couldn't copy Li Rou's movement of hugging his little girl tightly in her arms.
An Nanxiu was not reconciled: "Sit in my arms."
For this kind of person who will not be defeated by the ruthless reality, Li Rou wants her to realize the cruelty of reality, so he sits in An Nanxiu's arms.
"Go away... go away... crush me..."
Li Rou's relatively huge body held An Nanxiu down. An Nanxiu tried to catch Li Rou, but failed. He fell back on the blanket and beat him hard.
Li Rou laughed, not daring to really crush her, and quickly sat aside: "Okay, now we can continue talking."
An Nanxiu glared at him. This heartless person really sat down and coughed twice: "Stop talking, I'm going to sleep."
"Go to sleep after you finish the story, and I will hug you to sleep after you finish the story." Li Rou really wanted to know her story, and An Nanxiu's story was not pure nonsense, there was always some truth to it, Li Rou couldn't keep up with her thoughts, but I can also grasp some important points in it. In fact, Li Rou just wants to hear the plot that the supporting sister is his own sister.
"You hug me first, then I'll talk." An Nanxiu thought about it, pointed to the popsicle and said, "And when you hug me, I still want to eat the popsicle."
"Okay." Li Rou agreed. In the past, An Nanxiu was not allowed to sit in his arms while eating popsicles, because she liked to make trouble when she sat in Li Rou's arms, and then dripped the popsicle water on Li Rou's clothes. .
An Nanxiu snorted and stood up, then took out a tent and asked Li Rou to set it up.
Li Rou has no emotion at all about An Nanxiu being able to take out what he needs at any time. This tent is probably used by An Nanxiu herself. It is big enough for her alone, but it is just enough for Li Rou and her to use together. The tent The materials Li Rou didn't know were used, they were very soft and soft, but they were full of tension when stretched. Li Rou tried it, and it far surpassed the strength of any tent on earth.
The top of the tent is actually transparent. An Nanxiu said that it is a kind of soft crystal, which can be folded. After opening, there will be no creases that will affect the night view.
Li Rou put the blanket in, then impatiently picked up An Nanxiu and sat in it.
Xiuxiu also crawled in, An Nanxiu kicked her out on tiptoe, and Xiuxiu could only wave her pincers to guard the tent door.
"Can we talk now?" Li Rou's appetite has been whetted by her.
An Nanxiu sucked the popsicle, then lazily stretched her small waist, and snorted comfortably, "Okay, let's continue with the story... the god was resurrected again, her monkey has disappeared, She just woke up and didn't remember that she was a god at all. She fell from the tree like all ordinary babies, and then was adopted by people in this world. When she grew up, she married someone, and her husband But she found that she couldn't have children at all, so she adopted two children, one named Li Rou and the other Li Banzhuang... "
"An Nanxiu... Are you really just a story?" Li Rou wanted to dictate something serious, but who knew that she was getting more and more nonsense.
"God is God after all, and she gradually recovered her memory." Regardless of Li Rou's disappointment, An Nanxiu said to herself that the editor was happy, "Of course God doesn't have too many feelings, so she left the two adopted children. A child, Li Rou, because he is more stupid, so she just ignored him. After all, Li Banzhuang seemed smarter, so she gave Li Banzhuang a longevity pill, that's it."
"Didn't you say the plums were picked from the tree? That's not a contradiction." Sure enough, it was just a story.
"Yes, that's what I said, and I can't be wrong. But if you don't believe me, I'll make up something you want to believe." An Nanxiu said indifferently.
Li Lu was worried, and the scenes of plums from childhood to adulthood appeared in his mind, plums with diapers in their hands, plums who wanted to learn how to wash their own ass, plums who dared to run to the street, crying when they were bullied Plum who grew up and smiled strongly, Plum who studied hard, Plum who squeezed into her elder brother’s bed to keep warm in winter, Plum who was panicked when she had her first period, and Plum who had a girlish figure and grew up Li Zi, whose charisma amazed even his elder brother, and Li Zi, who is now gentle and virtuous...
Li Rou didn't want the plums to be picked from a tree, which meant that there were some amazing secrets and backgrounds hidden behind her? If that's the case, I always feel that it is a dream for me and Li Zi to live peacefully for the rest of my life.
I just want to live a normal life, I just want to watch TV with nothing to do every day and leaning together is fine.
I just want to be in that little house, get busy making breakfast every day, go back to make dinner at night, and then take a shower and sleep.
It's such a simple life, that's enough. Li Rou doesn't want everyone to have a story behind it. Isn't life supposed to appreciate happiness in the ordinary
"Actually, you don't have to think so much... No matter whether Li Banzhuang was picked from a tree or not, she is your sister. She is your sister and has nothing to do with blood. Why do you care about these things?" An Nanxiu looked at Li. Routing, saw the emotion in his eyes.
"Can you not care? Can you seriously tell me whether the plums were picked from the tree or not?" Li Rou couldn't listen. There was no way he couldn't figure out this kind of thing.
"What you care about should not be whether Li Banzhuang was picked from a tree, but whether she cares that she was picked from a tree." An Nanxiu did not answer Li Rou.
Li Rou was stunned, he was always used to deciding everything for Li Zi, didn't he want to know the answer so eagerly because he wanted to decide whether to tell her the truth after he knew it
"If whether Li Banzhuang is picked from the tree is related to whether you still regard her as your sister, and whether it is related to the change of your feelings for her, then you should get to the bottom of it... If not, do you know what the meaning is?" An Nanxiu held Li Rou's face and looked into his eyes seriously, "Do you understand? A pervert who wants to have a baby with his sister!"
"Regardless of whether the plums were picked from the tree or not, she is still my sister, of course the relationship will not change..." Li Rou grabbed her hand and glared at her: "Only a pervert would think about such a pervert all day long." The problem!"
"If you want to have a baby with Li Banzhuang in the future, remember what you said today." An Nanxiu glanced at him, licked the popsicle with the tip of her wet tongue, and finished eating the popsicle again, so she had to take the remaining stick Throw it outside the tent.
Of course, Li Rou remembered what he said today. Li Rou did not really believe that his sister was picked off a tree. Has this changed in the slightest? Li Rou thinks not.
An Nanxiu was right, this question is not important, and Li Rou's complicated emotions eased.
"Sleep, from tomorrow we will be training in actual combat while studying combat theory." An Nanxiu's big eyes began to narrow.
"Actual training? I'll fight with you?" Li Rou felt from the bottom of his heart that there was no way to fight An Nanxiu. It was fine for him to spank her buttocks, and it was fine for him to bite her, but he picked up his fist in a serious manner and pointed at her. Her fist-big face hit her, it was probably more difficult to make up her mind than making Li Rou's decision to dig the Himalayas so crazy.
"Can ants learn how to carry wood from elephants? If ten thousand ants are exhausted, they will not be able to learn how to pull out the bushes." An Nanxiu yawned, his eyes closed heavily, but he didn't say anything. Combat training.