"Do you know how I met Su Muzhe? At that time, I was only five years old. When Li Lisi was in the Royal Academy, she was so arrogant and domineering because she was the eldest princess of the Nanhu Empire. She dared to stand in front of me during breakfast. In the end, I caught her and hung her on the flagpole. Later, she asked Su Muzhe to help with a book of gods and disciples. I also caught Su Muzhe and hung her on the flagpole. !" An Nanxiu was still confident: "Of course you have to be confident when you grab something, otherwise you will be a thief."
Li Banzhuang fell on the bed, only her elder brother could bear An Nanxiu, she never said the words of normal people, the truth that normal people recognize, Li Banzhuang couldn't understand words like Royal Academy, Nanhu Empire, etc., but it was obvious that the arrogant and domineering ones were definitely not Li Lisi, the eldest princess of the Nanhu Empire, just stood in front of An Nanxiu at breakfast, and she hung her on the flagpole. Who is this arrogant? When An Nanxiu was five years old, she fought with kindergarten children for things. No wonder she thought that she wanted Li Rou, and Li Rou was hers for granted. As for the relationship between Li Banzhuang and Li Rou’s sister, An Nanxiu was completely I didn't care.
Li Banzhuang stopped talking to An Nanxiu. She stood in front of the mirror wearing underwear and looked at her body. The mature girl became more and more proud of her body. This is her most precious gift and love in the future. To the person you love the most.
Thinking about it, Li Banzhuang's cheeks flushed, and she dragged her underwear involuntarily to relieve the sudden feeling of fullness.
It's just thinking about it, I won't really do that? Li Banzhuang quickly reminded himself, then put on his coat, waited for An Nanxiu to change clothes slowly, and then went to the next door to call his brother to eat together.
After dinner, the three of them watched TV as if they were at home, but there was no sofa here, so they could only sit on the bed.
Li Rou was leaning against Li Banzhuang's bed. Li Banzhuang stretched his arms and leaned against him to watch TV. The high-definition channel was broadcasting some kind of star concert. Li Banzhuang liked this kind of noisy-looking program.
An Nanxiu was flipping through a book, which she bought at a roadside stall after dinner. Li Rou had underestimated the number of tourists in Qiandiao National Forest Park. It turned out that although it was the off-season, there were still many people, and there were not many during the day. However, at night, the square in front of the Forest Park was full of people, and there were a lot of vendors. An Nanxiu saw a Sanskrit book that no one could understand. A block was bought for An Nanxiu.
"Do you understand?" Li Rou knew that An Nanxiu's language talent was very powerful. He was a great magician who mastered dozens of languages. However, An Nanxiu used magic to learn languages. If he wanted to learn a new language, The most convenient way is to use magic to copy the ability to master the language in the mind of a person who knows the language and strengthen it.
The peddler didn't know Sanskrit, neither did Li Rou and Li Banzhuang. An Nanxiu had no place to use divine magic to copy, and of course there was no way to learn it.
"The language roots of the indigenous people are basically pictographs. Simply put, the words recorded with pen and paper are a form of painting, which depicts the meaning represented by these words. I just need to treat these words as abstract paintings. , and taking into account the possible changes in the dissemination of the text to deduce it, you can basically understand it." An Nanxiu said without raising his head.
"Obviously, you have the thinking and logic of primitive people, otherwise you wouldn't understand." Li Rou laughed.
"Idiot, primitive people don't know how to create characters, and those who can create a relatively mature writing system are no longer primitive people." An Nanxiu would not give a chance for Li Rou to laugh at him.
"Brother, Princess Xiu is very kind to you. Don't try to provoke her. She told me today that when she was five years old, Li Lisi, the eldest princess of the royal family of the Nanhu Empire, stood in front of her at breakfast. She I felt that the other party was arrogant and domineering, so I hung this eldest princess and her assistant Su Muzhe on the flagpole together." Li Banzhuang couldn't help laughing, it really seemed that An Nanxiu hadn't changed much from childhood to adulthood , personality, temper, and state of mind are probably always the way they are now.
"Li Banzhuang, don't change your mind. I don't think Li Lisi is arrogant because she stands in front of me. It's because she is arrogant that she dares to stand in front of me, understand?" An Nanxiu Leave that Sanskrit book behind.
Li Rou nodded, understood, because when An Nanxiu was five years old, she was already invincible in the kindergarten, and became the most powerful boss, so under normal circumstances, others would not dare to stand in front of her. If someone dared to stand in front of An Nanxiu, he would be arrogant and domineering enough.
"Why don't you read the book?" Li Banzhuang took the Sanskrit book, and An Nanxiu was interested in these strange things.
"It's hard to read, it's hard to understand, I can't understand it, I don't want to watch it." An Nanxiu has lost interest.
Li Banzhuang and Li Rou looked at her strangely.
"Constrained by differences in thinking patterns, basic qualities and various conditions, lower organisms cannot understand the behavior patterns of higher organisms. Conversely, it is also difficult for higher organisms to understand lower organisms. If you must understand, you must lower your own. I don't want to lower my level in order to understand lower creatures." An Nanxiu said dismissively.
It turned out that this was the case, and Li Banzhuang and Li Rou were surprised that An Nanxiu would admit that she couldn't understand it. In the final analysis, it was someone else's reason, and it had nothing to do with herself.
After watching TV for a while, Li Rou saw An Nanxiu start to doze off, so he asked Li Banzhuang to turn down the volume of the TV, and went back to the room by himself.
Li Rou had just returned to the room, changed into pajamas, and lowered the temperature of the air conditioner, when he heard a knock on the door, and then An Nanxiu came over holding the big Tyrannosaurus rex ant.
"Can't sleep without listening to the story?" Li Rou asked.
"Let's work on the problem that was mentioned on the bus today."
"How to study?" Li Rou couldn't help lowering his voice. It is absolutely a shame that men can't have children. Although Li Rou's reason is that he has evolved into an advanced species that does not need to reproduce by himself, this reason can't be said. Exporting is not a reason to stop others from laughing, only ghosts believe it.
"Anatomy." An Nanxiu said happily, and Li Rou seemed willing to cooperate.
"You treat me as a guinea pig, no way." Li Rou was taken aback.
"It's a local dissection to see if there is any change in your reproductive system." An Nanxiu took out the "Physical Hygiene" manual she bought last year.
"That's even worse!" Li Rou would rather hold back in his heart and not get an answer than let An Nanxiu eunuch him.
"Then you go to the hospital for an examination. Isn't it easy for your hospital to examine this?" An Nanxiu flattened his mouth, and he likes to cut with a knife. Anyway, it doesn't hurt, and there is no damage to Li Rou. , but he just didn't want An Nanxiu to do this.
"No, can you think of some normal tricks?" Li Rou felt that An Nanxiu simply wanted to see the internal changes in the body when the low-level creatures in her mouth evolved into high-level creatures.
As for going to the hospital, it is of course impossible. The doctor was shocked, hey, there are no red blood cells in your blood, but there is a lot of chlorophyll, so what should I do
"Okay." An Nanxiu thought for a while, and there was no way to show her superb dissection skills. She walked to the bedside and picked up a small box for Li Rou, "Do you know what this is?"
"Air? Balloon!" Li Rou said after holding back for a long time.
An Nanxiu stared at him coldly.
"Okay, condoms." Li Rou said helplessly, "What do you want to do?"
"You take this, I will send you to the moon pot, and you will understand." An Nanxiu handed the small box to Li Rou, and then summoned Xiuxiu. A green light erupted from Xiuxiu's stomach, and Li Rou immediately Disappeared.
"Help! An Nanxiu, let me out, you pervert!"
An Nanxiu felt Li Rou screaming inside, frowned, and released Li Rou.
Li Rou's face turned pale. As soon as he entered the Moon Pot, the world of the Moon Pot turned into a small room like a hotel, and on the bed in the small room lay a woman with no head and no breasts, which directly scared him Fuck the shit, sure enough, ghosts and monsters are not scary, but An Nanxiu is the scariest one.
"You are more perverted than the Japanese, and the Japanese are not as imaginative as you!" Li Rou couldn't help cursing. There are many small movies made by the Japanese that are heavy taste. Li Rou doesn't watch them, but he has heard of various This kind of introduction, but the imagination of the Japanese cannot achieve the illusion that An Nanxiu just set up for Li Rou.
"Imagination is the biggest booster for research. Do you think I can tolerate you doing perverted things with a mature, beautiful and complete woman in the illusion?" An Nanxiu said naturally, she didn't want Li Rou to leave the illusion, Still obsessed with the things in the illusion, without a head, you can’t see your face. When Li Rou had a certain desire, there would be no object for his fantasy. As for having no breasts, it’s nothing, it’s just a cup smaller than An Nanxiu’s. Isn't that what men and women do
"Forget it, I get it, what you want is the seed, and then you can research it. I have my own way, and I don't need your help." Li Rou said weakly, Princess Xiu is so powerful, she doesn't need to show it deliberately, It can make people submissive and fearful of her.
"Are you going to do something perverted to yourself?" An Nanxiu happily sat on the edge of the bed holding the big tyrannosaurus ant, dangling her two bare legs, and said expectantly, "I want to see it."
"I don't want to know the answer to this matter anymore. I don't want children anymore, okay?" Forget it, Li Rou twisted her and threw her out of the room.