Although he ate the longevity fruit, Li Rou is just an ordinary person after all. In the peaceful age, ordinary people are too far away from violent institutions and mysterious institutions. When they suddenly come into contact with them, they can't help feeling a little excited in their hearts, feeling like they have broken into their unknown territory. .
This is different from facing An Nanxiu. The Tianyun Divine Realm is farther away and more mysterious, but after all, it can be understood through An Nanxiu. However, the mysterious structure in reality cannot be known until Director Qian has no organization and discipline. Departments” and performing “special missions” exist.
Li Rou thought of the dragon group, and suddenly felt that he could take the opportunity to attack An Nanxiu's superior mentality, let her take a bite of the aboriginal, and let her know how powerful the aboriginal world is.
When Li Rou returned home, An Nanxiu was sitting on the sofa, holding a pillow in one hand, and a popsicle in the other, stepping on the remote control to switch channels with her delicate feet.
Such a boring little girl, why don't you send her to school and leave her at home to waste electricity bills
Li Rou started to cook, and after the meal, instead of reading a book by himself as usual, he took the initiative to sit on the sofa and watch TV with An Nanxiu.
"You don't read anymore?" An Nanxiu asked strangely.
"I'm a little excited." Li Rou said.
"Did you find the money?"
"No, I confirmed it today. Last time I met someone from the Dragon Group." Li Rou showed a look of admiration.
"Is it very powerful?" An Nanxiu dismissed it.
"Of course it's amazing." Li Rou began to tell the story of the dragon group with An Nanxiu, "there are seven masters in the dragon group, and the boss can transform into a giant. Once the building is blown up, it is very simple to move mountains and fill the sea.”
An Nanxiu squinted at him, not believing it at all. She had never heard of him before, and the natives she saw, including Li Rou before eating the longevity fruit, were not able to lift an object more than ten times her own weight.
"Don't you believe it, the top experts in our world are not within the reach of ordinary people, or would I be so excited?" Li Rou held his head up, imitating An Nanxiu's arrogant look, "I'll talk to you later The legendary fairy."
"Yeah." An Nanxiu nodded, "Aren't there seven masters? What abilities do other people have?"
"The second child has clairvoyant eyes and a good ear. Like we talk here, he can hear and see it even in our old house. The third child has a copper head and iron arms, iron bones and steel bars, and the guns I told you can't do anything to him. , Invulnerable. The fourth child can breathe fire, and he can also discharge electricity like you, but the electricity he discharges is much stronger than you, it is lightning from the sky!" Li Rou used himself as an example, "I am not very afraid of your lightning, but I absolutely dare not climb the iron tower in the rain."
"It's just that my strength has been weakened. If I still have the strength of the great sage magician, hum..." An Nanxiu looked at Li Rou with disdain, "What about the rest?"
Li Rou felt that An Nanxiu believed it a little, because she began to compare herself, and then said: "The fifth child can spit water and absorb water. He can drink water from rivers, lakes and seas in one go, and then spit it out again. If the navy dies, if you drink the sea water, the navy will be ruined immediately, if you encounter the army, you will spit water, and they will all drown, and one person can resist a million troops."
"Then I guess the sixth child will become invisible, come and go without a trace, and the seventh child probably doesn't have any skills, but with the baby, the baby can still shine, right?" An Nanxiu stared at the TV, not knowing. Seeing Li's route, he said expressionlessly.
"How do you know...hehe..." Li Rou smiled awkwardly.
"I also know that these seven masters are seven brothers, they are not human, they are Vajra gourd babies." An Nanxiu turned her head and looked at Li Rou coldly, "Li Rou, is it fun to treat me like an idiot?"
For a while, the sound of electric current rushing creaked in the room.
The blue electric light is dazzling.
"Don't… "
"Ah... ah... ah..."
There were shrill screams, and Li Rou trembled on the sofa. It took him a long time to get up, looked at the electrical appliances in despair, and then he was stunned for a while, and couldn't help but be overjoyed: "It's all right?"
"I just came here before, and I couldn't adapt to the weakening of my body, and it was difficult to control the lightning accurately. Now I can almost control it. As long as there is no sudden burst of powerful lightning, my refrigerator will not be damaged." An Nanxiu shot She clapped her hands, ignored Li Rou, and continued watching TV.
Li Rou put his arms around his shoulders and rubbed them. An Nanxiu didn't hit hard. The electric shock just made people feel numb all over. It wasn't comfortable to say the least, but it certainly wasn't too uncomfortable.
Li Rou's screams just now were too exaggerated. He was a little annoyed, but he saw the slight smile on An Nanxiu's mouth, turned his head to look at him, and turned his head again. The little girl's annoyed and smiling expression, There is something charming about it.
After all, An Nanxiu was changing day by day, becoming more and more like an ordinary girl, and she knew even the Vajra Gourd Baby.
"How do you know Vajra Gourd Baby?" Li Rou couldn't figure it out. He was already very careful. He considered that Vajra Gourd Baby was a domestic cartoon in the 1980s. Now many children have never watched it, let alone An Nanxiu. , because the TV station is basically unlikely to show such early cartoons, even if An Nanxiu watches TV at home every day, he shouldn't know.
"A few days ago, there was a movie review program. It was reviewing some classic cartoons, and it showed a clip of Vajra Gourd Baby. You mentioned the boss, second and third, and so on. I almost remembered it." An Nanxiu was a little proud, her The memory ability is not fake, especially the picture memory, which is almost unforgettable.
Li Rou secretly called it unlucky, it was God who wanted to shock him.
"Come here." An Nanxiu beckoned.
"Let me tell you, if you shock me again, I will fight back." Li Rou admitted the electric shock just now, who made him want to play tricks on others first, and was exposed simply and directly, but if An Nanxiu shocked again, Li Rou couldn't restrain his urge to spank her little bottom.
"You dare." An Nanxiu hurriedly blocked his buttocks with one hand, and still waved at him, "Come here."
Li Rou tentatively sat a little over, seeing that she didn't look like she wanted to shock him, and asked in doubt, "Why?"
"The wigs were all erected by the electricity, like a hedgehog." An Nanxiu stretched out his hand and touched Li Rou's head. Seeing that he didn't intend to sneak attack and spank his ass, he stood up from the sofa and pressed his hands on his and smoothed his hair.
"Thank you." After Li Rou finished speaking, he regretted it. It was obviously An Nanxiu who did it... and then thought about whether girls are born with this trick, which makes people suffer and give people a little sweetness.
Although An Nanxiu's little move was not a sweet move, for Her Royal Highness, who was used to doing whatever she wanted, after punishing Li Rou, she could inadvertently reveal a little intimacy, Li Rou was still very comfortable.
"And the legend of the gods?" An Nanxiu smoothed Li Rou's hair and sat down. This time, she was next to Li Rou. Even though she sat down by herself, she still twisted her body and pushed Li Rou Pushed it a little.
"Those are all fairy tales. They can't be taken as true. Even if they are true, I have no way to prove them." I've talked about my mood, because even the first narration is false, and the latter must be even more false, and I can't coax An Nanxiu, so there is no point in saying it.
"No, I have to say, I don't watch TV anymore, I want to listen to your stories." An Nanxiu took Li Rou's arm.
Li Rou had a headache, he was so stupid, he found something for himself to do.
"Okay, the first person to appear is not a fairy, but a stone... Let's talk about this stone..." Li Rou began to tell An Nanxiu the story of Monkey King.
Li Rou is quite familiar with Journey to the West, and he definitely can’t remember the 9981 difficulties behind, but the classic plot of Monkey King in Huaguo Mountain and Tiangong can still explain the details clearly, the most important thing is when he was a child I picked up a few comic books that were "Journey to the West". I could barely understand the pinyin after I went to school, but my younger sister could read pictures before going to school. Li Rou took the comic books to school every day and asked the teacher if he understood. When they came back, the two brothers and sisters were sitting on the steps of the old house, reading the comics all the time, Li Rou said happily, Li Banzhuang listened quietly, and looked at his brother adoringly from time to time, as if his brother was the very Like the mighty Monkey King.
Later, when Li Banzhuang went to school, Li Rou saved money and bought a copy of "Journey to the West". After reading it one after another, he realized that the story of Monkey King is so long. When Li Banzhuang went to bed at night, Li Rou told her one, She always fell asleep while talking.
Telling the story of Journey to the West again, Li Banzhuang is already a big girl, but there is a little girl next to him who wants to hear the story, Li Rou sighs, why is it that I am destined to tell stories, no one has ever told Li Rou story.
No one tells a story to coax a sleeping child, it is always a little sad, but fortunately, Li Banzhuang has someone to tell her a story, that is enough, Li Rou can't help stretching out his arms to hug her as he repeats the story that he most dreamed of in childhood. An Nanxiu's arm, just like Li Banzhuang leaned on his arms and listened to his stories when he was a child.
An Nanxiu was stunned for a moment, her body trembled slightly, and then he embraced him and leaned against his strong and warm arm. An Nanxiu's cheek was pressed against his skin, feeling a little hot, her heart was messed up, nervously With eyes closed, Li Rou's story could not be heard at all.
Li Rou talked for a while, and found that An Nanxiu didn't respond at all. He turned his head and couldn't help laughing. It turned out that An Nanxiu, like Li Banzhuang, both fell asleep easily after listening to stories at night.
Li Rou wiped An Nanxiu's face and feet, and carried her to the bed.
Back in the room, Li Rou took out the "Journey to the West" bought more than ten years ago from the cardboard box under the bed. The monkey holding the gold hoop on the cover was still brightly colored.
Seeing "Journey to the West", an absurd idea suddenly flashed into Li Rou's mind, and then he laughed in surprise, opened the book and started to review, maybe His Highness the Princess will ask him to tell the monkey story tomorrow night—
Hehe, all kinds of requests.