Li Rou looked at the dice thrown everywhere, and there were normal people, ordinary people, mentally retarded, geniuses, autistic patients, Stockholm patients, Parkinson's patients, cataracts, strabismus, astigmatism, etc. It was difficult to understand the content of the card, and he vaguely felt that he knew what the three little girls were doing at home last night. &&
It was nothing more than playing Concubine Mi's "Emperor's Harem" game that made people faint. As for how the content of the game evolved into three people taking off their clothes, Li Rou was not surprised at all. Everything is possible in Concubine Mi's game.
Li Rou went back to An Nanxiu's room and asked her to take away the cauldron. Li Zi would be back later, and now the house was like a stove.
"It's not mine... annoying..." An Nanxiu yelled loudly, kicked off the quilt impatiently, rolled from the head of the bed to the end of the bed, and fell asleep with her eyes tightly closed again.
Li Rou patted on her small buttocks that are round and upright, looking at the bouncing buttocks like a ball filled with water, he couldn't help showing the buttocks outside her panties Kissed her, and then covered her with the quilt.
Since that thing didn't belong to An Nanxiu, it could only belong to Concubine Mi, not Li Shishi.
Li Rou came to the living room, and found that someone kicked the quilt away again, probably Li Shishi, she was biting Concubine Mi's bellyband, and Concubine Mi is really naked now.
These two are not An Nanxiu. If An Nanxiu fell asleep like this, Li Rou would probably stare and drool, but these two Li Rous didn't have that kind of thought. Gently pushed Concubine Mi's shoulder.
The little girl's skin was soft and smooth, and when Li Rou's finger touched it, it slipped away. With a little force, Concubine Mi opened her eyes while shaking.
"Hmm... Where's my sword?" Concubine Mi sat up in a daze, the cup slipped from her chest, and a pair of plump puffs popped out, showing the most unique tenderness and freshness of a girl.
Concubine Mi's little sword disappeared after she came to Li Rou's house, and she probably hasn't found it until now, and the things in the little girl's mind are beyond Li Rou's comprehension, he can only imagine that it should be a mess It's like chaos.
"You...you wear clothes..." Li Rou said with his back on his back.
Concubine Mi was stunned for a moment, then looked down, and slowly got into bed with a shy expression on her face.
"You have to turn back the time first before I talk to you. Send an update," said Concubine Mi in a low voice.
Li Rou was also taken aback for a moment, and then he understood, the first time he looked at her body, she had to marry him, Li Rou went back in time... even fooled her with an excuse that even a three-year-old child couldn't believe, I saw it again this time, so of course I have to do it again.
So Li Rou performed another one-man show that had just come home, and then gently pushed Concubine Mi who was pretending to be asleep.
"You're back." Concubine Mi opened her eyes, this time she was no longer confused, nor did she sit up again.
"Well, I just entered the door ten seconds ago." Li Rou emphasized that the time has been dialed back, "Is this big guy yours?"
"Yes, its name is Xiao Ding, and it is a gentle and kind baby." Concubine Mi nodded and said.
"Actually, you can put it in the kitchen to save gas... I'm just kidding, can you put it away?" Li Rou was a little hot, this thing is much more powerful than heating and air conditioning, Li Rou said while He took off his coat.
"It's very powerful. After Dayu controlled the floods, he collected all the copper and iron metals in the world to cast the Jiuding. It is one of them!" Concubine Mi said while thinking about how to put it away.
Li Rou took a deep breath, he turned out to be such a well-known character, that is the legendary town of Kyushu, the super baby who positioned Kyushu as the center of the world... Compared with it, what is Simu Wuding, people Mian Ding and the like are nothing at all.
"Really?" Li Rou couldn't believe it, and asked instinctively.
"Of course."
Seeing that Li Rou didn't seem to believe it, Concubine Mi became a little anxious. She stretched out her hand and threw it away. After hearing a bang, bang bang, eight tripods of different sizes were piled up in Li Rou's living room.
"Put them all away!" Li Rou was anxious to hit the ceiling. Some of the nine tripods were filled with fire, some were filled with water, some were stars, and some were the moon. All of them exuded powerful and mysterious power. People can't help worrying that if they are not careful, they will create a catastrophe... At least there is no pressure to make a mess of Li Rou's house.
"But you said just now that you can put it in the kitchen... I've made up my mind. This cauldron of fire can be used as a stove in the kitchen, this cauldron of water can be placed in the bathroom, and this cauldron of sun can be used as a stove. Hang it in the living room, this cauldron of wind can be used as a fan, and..."
"Concubine Mi..." Li Rou could only pat his forehead, and sighed, "Put it away first, and I will use these things at home when I really can't afford the utility bills in the future. Thank you for your kindness."
"Ah, like this..." Concubine Mi was very disappointed, "Then I'll put it away first."
The nine tripods finally disappeared, and Li Rou looked at Concubine Mi incredulously, "You have the nine tripods from the Nine States in Dayu Town, do you have the Dinghaishenzhen that Dayu used to control the water?"
"Talk about that." Concubine Mi threw down a black iron rod.
The iron rod did not fall to the ground, but floated in the air.
Li Rou opened his mouth wide, he was just asking casually.
"Is this the legendary golden cudgel?" Li Rou looked at the iron rod without any special features.
"That's right, it's such a powerful stick, just like Li Rou's, it can be big or small." Concubine Mi said happily when she saw that Li Rou seemed very interested.
"This... this..." Li Rou coughed lightly, and immediately realized that Concubine Mi was talking about his mithril stick, not anything else, "Is it really heavy?"
"It should be, but where is there a scale that can weigh it?" Concubine Mi said uncertainly.
"Yes, one hundred and eight thousand catties doesn't weigh much." Of course, Li Rou didn't want to say how much it weighed. For the ancients, one hundred and eight thousand catties was an astronomical weight, but for modern people, many large The load capacity of the truck far exceeds this figure, but he is more concerned about another question, "If it can be big or small, can it really be able to create black holes, nuclear explosions, etc. as some people say? "
"Although I don't know what black holes and nuclear explosions are, it shouldn't be possible... How can we use theories derived from ordinary world phenomena to explain non-ordinary world phenomena? It's like children can't use their own thinking logic to understand adults. Our world is a truth." Concubine Mi shook her head blankly.
"Oh, I think so too." Li Rou nodded, "Can I touch it? It won't be dangerous."
"No." Concubine Mi shook her head.
Li Rou stretched out his hand to touch it, and the tentacles were cold, as if they were no different from ordinary metal objects.
It's just that Li Rou quickly felt something moving in his body, Li Rou hurriedly let go, how could he forget, can this kind of thing be touched indiscriminately? Although Concubine Mi said it was fine, is what Concubine Mi said reliable? The last time he touched Cui Yingying, all his life force was taken away. Could it be this time too
Fortunately, Li Rou didn't feel his vitality being taken away, but the mithril stick in his body was completely detached from his body uncontrollably, and was fused by the black iron rod in an instant.
"Ah...my stick..." Li Rou turned pale in shock, "An Nanxiu will kill me!"
"You can use this sea-fixing needle, it's a magic tool, better than the stick you made yourself!" Concubine Mi put her finger between her lips, hissed, and signaled Li Rou to keep her voice down.
"Can I use this?" Although Li Rou also named his Mithril stick as the Golden Cudgel, he never thought that he could really use the Golden Cudgel.
That is something that every boy dreams of having when he was a child. Who hasn't read Journey to the West when he was a child, holding a stick and fantasizing that it can be big or small
"Yeah. Because Li Rou wants to protect Concubine Mi. In the future, there may be powerful people who will bully Concubine Mi. If Li Rou has such a powerful stick, no one will be able to bully Concubine Mi." Concubine Mi said confidently Looking at Li Rou.
"No one can bully Concubine Mi." Li Rou looked at the trust in her eyes, as well as some emotions that Li Rou didn't want to see, but had no choice but to lean down, and gently stroked her hair.
"Li Rou was favored by the Goddess, got the ancient god soldier Ruyi Golden Cudgel, and his combat power broke through the sky... He won the title: The man with the mighty and small stick..."
Concubine Mi leaned out, picked up the pen and card that had been thrown on the ground, and began to write on the side.
Concubine Mi's posture made her soft and white back almost completely exposed, her full chest was pressed against the edge of the bed, and more than half of it was squeezed out from under her ribs. In order not to turn back time, Li Rou quickly turned around. Said: "Can this title be changed?"
"What to change?" Concubine Mi was ready to seriously consider Li Rou's opinion.
"Monkey King!"
"But the Great Sage Equaling Heaven is not at all majestic. A man with a powerful and small stick is so majestic!" Concubine Mi was a little worried that Li Rou would not like it, "Can I insist on using this title?"
"It's up to you." Li Rou really couldn't think of the prestige of this title, "Are you inventing a new game?"
"Yes, last night we started playing the game of the emperor's harem... An Nanxiu became the queen, and she killed the emperor and us without hesitation." Concubine Mi felt sorry for her death, Concubine Mi I feel that if I become a queen, I must build a harmonious and beautiful family, and live in harmony with the concubines and maids, but An Nanxiu is not like this at all. Once she became a queen, she not only killed the concubines and maids, but also killed the emperor. Lost.