After the New Year, the winter vacation ends very quickly. This is the same for students of any age. Li Rou's second semester of junior year is about to start, and An Nanxiu's second semester of junior year is about to start, although she has no such awareness at all.
Li Rou got up early in the morning, earlier than Concubine Mi, went to the bathroom, turned on the washing machine as usual, and opened the clothes. Finally, there were no figures of the little girl and the little crab. Li Rou smiled and put the clothes in Washed, then went downstairs to trot around.
Erhei is very energetic, jumping wildly in the yard, Li Rou saw the crab lying on Erhei's back at a glance, Xiuxiu was dragged by Erhei on the ground countless times after walking the dog , finally a little smarter, she is lying on Erhei's back now, holding Erhei's dog chain, majestic and majestic.
Li Rou ran over, grabbed Xiuxiu, threw her into the grass, and then twisted her out again, turning into a little girl carved with jade.
"Come on, let's go buy breakfast." Li Rou said while holding Xiuxiu's little hand.
"Shoes...shoes...shoes are dirty." Xiuxiu lowered her head, pointing sadly at her black calfskin shoes.
Li Rou knelt down and helped her wipe off the leaf juice on her shoes. Xiuxiu was very happy looking at the shiny leather shoes.
Xiuxiu still wore the furry eight-legged crab hat on her head, a red and black lace overskirt, and soft gray pantyhose on her slender legs. Many people looked back.
When Li Rou, An Zhishui, Li Banzhuang or An Nanxiu were walking on the street, they still attracted attention, but none of these girls would rashly come over to strike up a conversation with Li Rou when Li Rou was by their side, but Xiuxiu It's different, this kind of little girl is the one who really loves flowers when everyone sees them. Xiuxiu doesn't have An Nanxiu's indifferent eyes that make people wonder if she is a scum.
"Wow, what a cute little girl..."
Seeing two female high school students going to school squatting in front of the road, Li Rou had no choice but to stop and smiled.
Xiuxiu looked at the two people blankly, why did they stand in front of Xiuxiu? Do you want to play with Xiuxiu? But Xiuxiu won't play with others easily, because Xiuxiu's best friend is Tiantian.
"Look at these eyelashes, they seem fake... I think she is a doll!"
"I... I... am a crab!" Xiuxiu touched her crab hat and shouted loudly.
The two girls couldn't help laughing, one of them took out a lollipop to Xiuxiu, the other looked at the time, screamed and pulled his companion away, and they turned their heads from time to time.
It's obviously a crab... What a stupid human being, I don't even know that Xiuxiu is a crab. Xiuxiu looked at the lollipop in her hand, smelled it, it smelled so good, and stuffed it into her mouth.
Li Rou quickly took it out, wiped off the wet saliva on the lollipop, tore off the plastic paper, and then handed it to her.
"Gu~~", the sweet taste made Xiuxiu pursed her lips and narrowed her eyes.
"Xiuxiu, this is a lollipop, do you know?" Li Rou said.
Lollipop? Xiuxiu took it out to have a look, then nodded.
"Now you have a lollipop. If I give you another lollipop, how many lollipops do you have?" Li Rou wanted to test Xiuxiu and see if she could go to kindergarten. If she could go, It would be enough if An Nanxiu gave her orders not to do certain things, otherwise she would walk the dog at home all day, hide in the washing machine, thinking that she was a high-end hairy crab, or disguised as a popsicle... That would be too idle, although in her It seems that there are too many things she can do, including sauna in the steamer and hot spring in the electric hot pot!
Xiuxiu hurriedly stood on tiptoe, raised her palm high, and stretched out to Li Rou.
"I mean, if I give you another one, how many do you have! If..." Li Rou stressed.
Xiuxiu frowned, thought for a while, finally cleared her mind, and said in one breath: "But...but, but if you don't give it to me... how do I know... how many are there?"
Xiuxiu now has a lollipop, Xiuxiu knows it, but Li Rou didn't give Xiuxiu the one, how does Xiuxiu know how many lollipops she has? Isn't this an obvious question? Why didn't Li Rou know about it, and why did he still ask Xiuxiu? Doesn’t Li Rou go to school? Tiantian said that going to school can make him smarter, but Li Rou has become an idiot, so Xiu Xiucai doesn’t want to go to school.
Li Rou looked into her big eyes, opened his mouth, wanted to say something, but gave up.
I bought another lollipop on the side of the road and handed it to Xiuxiu. Li Rou asked unwillingly, "How many lollipops do you have now?"
"One!" Xiuxiu was very happy, so she laughed and said.
"One here, one here, why is there only one?" Li Rou found it difficult to communicate with Xiuxiu as always, An Nanxiu is really a genius, he can command Xiuxiu, although sometimes Xiuxiu can't follow An Nanxiu's orders very messy.
"This... one, this one... is all one!" Xiuxiu gasped for breath, it really took her brains, how could she explain such a simple question to Li Rou
"Let's go." Li Rou walked to the soup dumpling shop expressionlessly, "Give me twelve mushrooms, eight vegetarian dishes, three bean paste... well, three cups of soy milk and fried eggs." No more…”
Buying a steamed stuffed bun and pretending to be cool? The salesperson looked at Li Rou, thought disdainfully, and then saw Xiuxiu, the little girl is so cute, but give the child a lollipop early in the morning before breakfast? Really.
When Li returned home, Li Zi still lived in Li Yingzhen's house. After what happened, sister-in-law and sister-in-law got along awkwardly, and Li Banzhuang didn't ask to live there anymore. Now there are only Li Rou, Concubine Mi and An Nanxiu at home. Li Shishi is so happy that she doesn't want to leave home, and she doesn't go back to her uncle's house until the day before school starts to do her winter vacation homework.
Concubine Mi has already woken up, helping Li Rou to arrange breakfast, Li Rou went to An Nanxiu's room to wake her up.
"Get up." Seeing that she was sleeping on her stomach, Li Rou reached under the quilt and gently patted her hot little buttocks.
An Nanxiu didn't move. Li Rou regretted letting his hand warm up. He knew that if he stretched it in coldly, it would ensure that she would wake up... But Li Rou would definitely die a miserable death.
"Your Highness, get up, wash your face, brush your teeth, have breakfast, and then go to school." Li Rou bent down, turned her body around, and whispered in her ear.
"Don't go!" An Nanxiu turned her head in a daze, stretched out her hands under the quilt, and hugged Li Rou's neck tightly.
"It was agreed last night, and what you say is what you say." Li Rou had already done his work last night.
"That happened yesterday... Today is not counted!" An Nanxiu twisted her body impatiently, "Annoying! I want to sleep!"
Li Rou had no choice but to use the old method, breaking free from her embrace, getting his head under the quilt, pulling off the straps of her pajamas, and gently biting the tender bud.
An Nanxiu wanted to hum comfortably, but she didn't want to move lazily, but that feeling slowly woke An Nanxiu up, and the drowsiness in her mind gradually disappeared.
When both sides were swollen, An Nanxiu pushed Li Rou away and refused to feed him. This is not breakfast.
After breakfast, Li Rou and An Nanxiu went to school. The time was still running, and the two of them walked a few extra steps to take the subway.
There were no more seats on the subway. An Nanxiu looked left and right, and then said to an old man, "Give me your seat."
The old man is not too old, and he is still very strong, but according to An Nanxiu's age, he is also considered an old man. Li Rou quickly apologized with a smile: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, she was joking...to emphasize the importance of respecting the elderly. It is a reverse performance art of traditional virtues that are gradually being ignored by people."
The old man was dumbfounded at first, but he believed Li Rou's explanation. After all, the phenomenon of not giving up his seat to the old man is everywhere in this world, but it is unbelievable and unheard of for young people to ask the old man to give up his seat to her. .
In a city like Zhonghai, performance art is not uncommon, and no one pays much attention or is surprised.
"Give me your seat." An Nanxiu said to a young man again.
The young man looked at An Nanxiu, such a beautiful girl, although her face was expressionless and her tone was devoid of request, but in order to show her demeanor, the young man still stood up.
"You sit down first, I'll sit on your lap." An Nanxiu asked Li Rou to sit down, and then sat on Li Rou's lap.
Li Rou could only sigh, I'm really sorry, but... Forget it, An Nanxiu is like this, there is no way to change it, so he has to accept it brazenly.
"Because you sat on it before, I would feel disgusted if I sat on it, so I asked him to sit down." An Nanxiu explained to the young man standing beside him.
The young man's face changed, this... this... he felt his lungs were inflated.
Li Rou was ashamed and indignant, why did he still have the nerve to sit? That was too outrageous, Li Rou got up with his arms around An Nanxiu's waist, and moved to the rear of the carriage.
"What are you doing!" An Nanxiu looked at Li Rou dissatisfiedly, "My calf will be sore after standing for so long, please rub it for me later!"
"You can really piss people off!" Li Rou said angrily.
"This is the power of language. Even if you don't use magic spells and don't contain any special power, you can easily make people feel pain... In fact, this only shows that you humans are too weak." An Nan Xiuhun said indifferently .
"Who told you this... What people feel is not pain, but anger, anger, do you understand?" Li Rou didn't care about An Nanxiu's point of view. Want to say something.
"You think ordinary language can't make people feel direct pain?" An Nanxiu said with a smile.
"What do you want to do?" Li Rou saw her smiling, but he was already in pain.
"Let's play a game." An Nanxiu said.
"Don't play, definitely don't play!" Li Rou covered his chest with his hands and looked at her warily.
"Why don't you play?" An Nanxiu said dissatisfied.
"If you don't play, you don't play. There is no reason." The emperor's harem is a game invented by Concubine Mi. It is a game that horrifies Li Rou. An Nanxiu's games often have the power to directly cause pain.
"Okay... If you don't play, don't play... I have to go to school today." An Nanxiu sighed.
"Huh?" Li Rou breathed a sigh of relief, and waited for her next sigh with some doubts.
"When I walked into the classroom, the student on duty was cleaning the blackboard. Her fingernails were slid across the blackboard, making that kind of sound. Just imagine..."
Li Rou couldn't help but think of that scene, and shuddered, that kind of voice was really uncomfortable.
"At this time, someone took out the display from the foam packaging, and the casing of the display rubbed against the foam, making that sound, imagine again..."
"Stop!" Li Rou couldn't take it any longer.
"You sit down, pick up an iron nail out of boredom, and the nail slides back and forth on your teeth... your teeth scratch back and forth on the steel pipe railing... the dentist gently taps your teeth with a small hammer , A toothpick stuck into the tip of your finger... There was a nail on the wall, you suddenly felt impulsive and kicked the nail, the tip of the nail stuck into the gap between your toenails... "
There are many scenes that always make people feel shivering or toothache when they think of them. An Nanxiu picked up these scenes and described them. Li Rou finally understood what the game she was talking about.
"Shut up!" Li Rou shuddered a few times, his teeth were sour, and seeing her smiling there, he suddenly became a little out of breath, "Is this the language power you said that can make people feel pain?"
"Yes." An Nanxiu said proudly with a blank face.
"Okay." Li Rou decided to fight back, and looked at An Nanxiu with the same expressionless expression: "Sometimes, when I sleep with you in my arms, I really can't tell the difference between your front chest and your back."
One hit kills, ko!
Li Rou laughed loudly.
"Li Rou! Are you implicitly expressing that you have no attachment to the world and your own life?" An Nanxiu stared at Li Rou coldly.
"It's impolite to come and go. Now that we're even, if you have anything to do, let's talk about it after getting out of the car." Li Rou accepted it as soon as it was good, and didn't intend to continue provoking.
"This young man... take out your ID card and have a look!"
Li Rou turned his head, but saw a policeman staring at him with a complicated expression, and many people beside him looked at him with the same complicated expression, a little contempt, but also a lot of envy and jealousy.
Li Rou suddenly understood, it's over, just now he was playing this game with An Nanxiu, which made each other feel the painful power in language, but he didn't expect to arrive at another stop, someone got on the car, and the density in the car suddenly increased, Speak softly and many people will hear you.
"Comrade police... I'm not a bad guy." Li Rou knew why the police wanted to see his ID card, because An Nanxiu... looked underage, and he looked like a normal young man, but he said he was holding her While sleeping, she couldn't tell the difference between her chest and back, so naturally there were more things for people to imagine hidden in it.
"Whether you are a bad person or not is up to you. If she is underage, you can let me in!" Comrade police officers also go to work, and seeing such things that may involve molesting underage girls, it is impossible to ignore them.
"She is my girlfriend. We are both college students, she just looks younger." Li Rou had no choice but to take out his student ID card and An Nanxiu's student ID card. Fortunately, he was going to report today. These things are really troublesome.
"It's so big that you're a freshman at the National Service University?" Jing inspected the student ID card, but was a little surprised. Although Li Rou, a 20-year-old man actually found a 16-year-old girlfriend, it is worthy of admiration that young people nowadays are more casual... 16 years old is still imaginary.
"Do you want to die?" An Nanxiu looked at the police coldly.
Comrade Jingcha stood there in a daze, Uncle Jingcha, I was wearing a police uniform!
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we've arrived at the station..." No matter what happens, Li Roulu took An Nanxiu off when he arrived at the station. Li Rou said that she couldn't tell her chest from her back. I'm so happy that this policeman actually used words like "so big" to describe An Nanxiu. Li Rou was very worried about the life of the righteous policeman comrade.
In the future, I will still ride an electric bike to school... What happened along the way made Li Rou sigh.