Li Banzhuang is not a fragile and sensitive girl, she is different from Concubine Mi, she firmly believes that she is irreplaceable in her brother's heart, but An Nanxiu's words and what she saw make Li Banzhuang feel a little sad lost.
Li Banzhuang has an urge to not want to go to school anymore, but her brother can't agree...Even if she told her brother that Li Zi's wish was to be a traditional woman who would accompany her brother every day, take care of her husband and teach her children, her brother would not agree to her pursuit Yes... If she said that she fell in love with a certain man and wanted to give up everything, maybe her brother would reluctantly agree after a period of pain for such a reason, but it was her brother who she liked in the first place. Sleeping with her brother to give birth to a child, the brother will only knock her on the head.
Li Banzhuang was peeking at the kitchen door. Li Rou was talking to Concubine Mi. Seeing Concubine Mi wash the vegetables in cold water, she hurriedly said, "Is the water cold? I'll do it."
"No need." Concubine Mi smiled sweetly, feeling Li Rou's concern, her heart was warm, now Concubine Mi was no longer worried that she would be driven away by Li Rou if she behaved badly.
"There are vegetable leaves all over her face." Li Rou also smiled, and reached out to remove the vegetable leaves for her. Concubine Mi's cheeks were tender and slippery, and Li Rou couldn't help pinching them.
Concubine Mi raised her head, tiptoed, and closed her eyes.
Li Rou lowered his head and pressed his forehead against her, Concubine Mi's cheeks were slightly red, and she softly called out: "Father, will you always like Concubine Mi like this?"
"Of course. Dad said that he will always live with Concubine Mi, and of course he will always like Concubine Mi." Although it still feels unnatural, Li Rou is still trying to adapt, and he finds that when a person tries to live with Concubine Mi Psychologically accept the fact, then a twenty-year-old man will not care about such a thing as having a teenage daughter.
So Li Rou kissed her forehead again, and Concubine Mi leaned into Li Rou's arms shyly, hugged him, and then squatted down obediently to wash the vegetables.
Seeing this, Li Banzhuang felt disappointed, and couldn't help being a little surprised, Concubine Mi called her brother to be her father!
After discovering this, Li Banzhuang hastily ran to knock on An Nanxiu's door again.
"What are you doing again?" An Nanxiu opened the door and looked at Li Banzhuang impatiently.
"I just heard Concubine Mi call brother and dad!" Li Banzhuang felt that there must be a big secret hidden here, so that she didn't care about what An Nanxiu analyzed to her just now about Concubine Mi taking her place.
"I watched a rural TV series yesterday, which told the story of some creatures called Hong Kong people." An Nanxiu said and was about to close the door.
"What do you mean?" Li Banzhuang couldn't understand why An Nanxiu was always in such a mess, he told her about her brother, what did she say about country TV dramas, TV dramas played by Hong Kong people? Can you watch that too
"Their conversations often involve a creature called Bapo." An Nanxiu looked at Li Banzhuang disdainfully, his comprehension skills were really poor, and he had to ask An Nanxiu to explain it clearly.
"You... I'm telling you a serious matter. Why is my brother who cares about me called Bapo? Aren't you curious that Concubine Mi calls my brother Papa!" Li Banzhuang repeated again in amazement.
"Is Li Rou crazy?" An Nanxiu only started to think about this question at this time, and he also found it incredible.
"That's right, if Concubine Mi calls Brother Daddy, wouldn't I become an aunt? I don't want to be an aunt, I'm only eighteen years old." Li Banzhuang was surprised that his brother could accept it. If there was a Concubine Mi now The girl is called Li Banzhuang's mother, and Li Banzhuang will definitely find it funny.
"I don't mind being Concubine Mi's mother." An Nanxiu nodded, then shook his head again, "No, Concubine Mi has never eaten my nai."
"Bah..." Li Banzhuang blushed for An Nanxiu, "How old are you, don't you blush when you say such things?"
"Why should I blush? The instinctive physiological phenomenon of female creatures aiming at breastfeeding bears the mission of racial inheritance, and it is the beginning of matriarchal society. At the same time, the Oedipus plot in art, literature, and music... These are all Based on breast juice secretion, such a natural and influential influence in the entire human society, why should you blush for such a thing?" An Nanxiu looked at An Nanxiu calmly, "When you think of breasts, you immediately think of sex It is only those who mate with hints and nakedness who blush because they hypocritically conceal their true inner thoughts."
"I'm so crazy to ask you to discuss it!" Li Banzhuang patted her forehead, walked around the door twice to calm herself down, found An Nanxiu was looking down at her own chest, Li Banzhuang laughed again : "A child as old as Concubine Mi can eat a lot of nai in one meal, how old is yours...is it enough?"
"You want to show off the fat on your chest again?" An Nanxiu sneered, "What's the use of being big, even if you give it to Li Rou to play with, he won't play with you. Bai Chang is so big, the fat is Fat is of no use at all."
Li Banzhuang's cheeks were puffed up, she was panting, she really wanted to fight An Nanxiu again... But why can't she beat this little girl who has nothing to do but has never practiced
"Want to fight again? I'm not interested. My time is precious... Another piece of advice is that the gap between a mediocrity and a genius is insurmountable. As a mediocrity, you only need to look at me with pious and admiring eyes. It's gone." An Nanxiu persuaded sincerely.
"So what about genius? Hard work can make up for weakness, and I will defeat you sooner or later!" Li Banzhuang raised his hand and swore.
"Do you know the real difference between a genius and a mediocrity?" An Nanxiu said pitifully, "The so-called genius is that with one percent of effort, one can reap the results that a mediocrity can achieve with one hundred percent of effort, even far away." Far surpassed. Comparing with me, you will practice another ten thousand years."
"An Nanxiu, we must have been enemies ten thousand years ago!" Li Banzhuang said through gritted teeth.
"It's really a happy fate." After An Nanxiu finished speaking, he closed the door without hesitation.
Li Banzhuang sat down on the sofa angrily, and then realized that he and An Nanxiu hadn't said anything serious, they were just arguing... But why didn't An Nanxiu care that Concubine Mi called her elder brother and father at all
Of course An Nanxiu doesn't care, no matter whether Concubine Mi is called Concubine Li Rou's father or Concubine Li is called Concubine Mi's mother, as long as Concubine Mi can't have a mating relationship with Li Rou, then it doesn't matter at all, there is no problem at all. , It is meaningless to care about this matter, and An Nanxiu certainly will not waste his energy and thoughts on meaningless issues.
So Li Banzhuang tidied up the living room, cleaned the room, fixed the dining table, went to the kitchen to help, and observed her brother and Concubine Mi, but in front of her, Concubine Mi never called brother and dad again, but brother She still loves Concubine Mi very much, but Concubine Mi peeks at Li Banzhuang's little actions from time to time, which makes Li Banzhuang feel a little guilty. In this way, Concubine Mi was still worried that Li Banzhuang would dislike her because of this, the little girl's sensitive and cowardly performance made Li Banzhuang feel sad and soft, she decided not to worry about this issue anymore, she could eat An Nanxiu's jealousy, but not Concubine Mi should be jealous.
"Concubine Mi, which dish did you cook?" Li Banzhuang asked, holding Concubine Mi's hand.
"This." Concubine Mi pointed.
Li Banzhuang couldn't wait to put some in his mouth, and said pleasantly: "I like the dishes cooked by Concubine Mi the most, they are a hundred times better than brother's."
"It's outrageous, you still eat vegetables with your hands." Li Rou opened Li Banzhuang's hand, and said with a smile: "It's a hundred times better than mine? It seems that you have been wronged to eat such unpalatable dishes in the past ten years gone."
"Hehe, Concubine Mi has worked hard, of course I have to praise Concubine Mi, brother, you are such an adult, do you still want me to praise you?" Li Banzhuang walked out of the kitchen with the dishes.
"I'm an adult too." Concubine Mi said hastily, and after thinking about it, she felt that Li Banzhuang was a bit unreasonable for saying this, and she quickly added: "But Li Zi praised me, and I am also very happy. Li Rou's cooking is also delicious, Li Zi, you have to praise him too, the book says that men are children from childhood to adulthood, and only when women praise them can they be happy."
"What book are you reading?" Li Banzhuang asked curiously.
""Beating the Princess", isn't it written by you? Princess Xiu bought it." Concubine Mi said.
"So she knew that I wrote this book!" Li Banzhuang nodded suddenly, a little strange, "But why didn't she show anything?"
"She has performed well, and treats her body in her own way." Li Rou did not expect that An Nanxiu had discovered that Li Banzhuang was writing a book long ago. It is estimated that An Nanxiu wrote "Beating My Sister" to treat Li Banzhuang fight back.
These two people are really... Li Rou shook his head and sighed. If the encounter between himself and An Nanxiu was fate, it seems that the hostility between Li Banzhuang and An Nanxiu was also destiny... One is the princess of the Tianyun Empire, the other is the princess of the Nanhu Empire, No wonder.
"Princess Xiu also wrote a book called "Beating My Sister." Seeing that Li Banzhuang didn't understand Li Rou's words, Concubine Mi helped explain.
"She can also write a book? I guess she will become an autobiography of a deep narcissist when she writes it. How can anyone read such a book?" Li Banzhuang said confidently: "I am a bestseller The author is gone, is it possible for her book to be published?"
"I'm also planning to write a book." Li Rou said seriously.
Concubine Mi and Li Banzhuang looked at Li Rou curiously. An Nanxiu was hungry and walked out feeling her stomach. Hearing what Li Rou said, she also looked at him.
"I'm writing a book called "My Sister and the Princess Are Spanked." Li Rou pointed to the dining table and ordered, "Sit down honestly. It's a rare family reunion tonight. Whoever provokes me first will be spanked!"
"Then...can you stop taking off your pants and spanking? Girls will be embarrassed if they take off their pants and spank." Concubine Mi looked at Li Banzhuang and An Nanxiu flatteringly, and interceded for them.
"Well, thank you Concubine Mi for reminding... whoever provokes first will take off his pants and spank his ass!" Li Rou threatened his sister and princess with coercion.
An Nanxiu and Li Banzhuang glared at Concubine Mi, Concubine Mi pouted in aggrieved manner, and quickly hid behind Li Rou.
I like the girls in the book very much. When Xia Hua writes about these girls, she has been trying to make everyone feel like this: If there is such a girl by my side, how happy it would be!
Did Xia Hua do it?