When Han Yingai saw Guo Xiaosi appeared, she immediately found someone who could boss her around. She didn't dare to tell Li Rou what to do, but she had no scruples about Guo Xiaosi at all.
"Eunuch this man and become a eunuch!" Han Ying'ai thought for a while, but still felt that it wasn't enough: "Doesn't he like to take pictures? After eunuching him, send him to the bathing center, the wine sit-tai lady to take pictures, um ... After working for a few years, I will send it to Japan to shoot an action movie!"
"Missy is wise." Guo Xiaosi was worried that he would appear late, so he quickly flattered her. In fact, he didn't have time to be Miss Han's attendant, but he happened to be nearby. When he heard that Han Ying'ai was coming to Happy Valley, he drove over and saw Han Ying'ai's cow cart trotting over to greet the bodyguards behind. I hurried to meet her, which happened to come in handy.
"That's natural, blind dog thing!"
"His whole family should be eunuched, and all the women should be prostituted!"
"What nonsense! Guo Xiaosi glared at his subordinates and didn't look at who he was facing. It's really shameful. Look at the people who settled down, they almost didn't say a word from appearance to retreat. Even An Zhishui didn't know about them. Who is it, only as a member of the Han family.
"Go ahead, don't worry about me." Han Ying'ai also felt a little embarrassed, and drove them away.
There was a commotion, and the spectators were also driven away by Guo Xiaosi. Li Rou and his group took a detour, and finally it was quiet, and no one followed to watch the play.
"You still know Japanese action movies!" Li Rou realized that he underestimated Han Ying'ai.
"Of course." Han Yingai blushed, stammered and puffed out her chest, pretending to be normal and said, "I know a lot, but I haven't read it."
This is the same as the vast majority of girls do not admit that they have experienced self-absence. Most girls have watched porn, but not many will admit it... But now more and more admit that they have seen it .
"I found that you are very powerful, and you can come up with such an idea. Why do I think you are a bit bad? How did a girl come up with such an idea?" Li Rou looked at Han Ying'ai, feeling more and more I accidentally made friends.
"I'm scared!" Han Ying'ai leaned over and whispered to Li Rou: "Now you know how powerful I am... Let you keep bullying me, and when I retaliate against you in the future, you will regret it!"
"Then I will avoid future troubles now, so as not to regret in the future." Li Rou stretched out his hand, as if to strangle her neck.
Han Yingai giggled and dodged, holding An Zhishui's hand.
"Why did you send him to Japan to shoot an action movie?" An Zhishui took the opportunity to ask, Han Yingai said what An Zhishui, who was a eunuch, understood, but what did they all do later
"Say it." Li Rou pouted at Han Ying'ai.
"This... this..." Han Yingai frowned, how to explain this, and hurriedly said: "You are a boy, so you can ask this kind of question."
Both An Zhishui and Concubine Mi looked at Li Rou curiously.
"You came up with your own idea, why do you want me to explain it?" Li Rou really regretted starting this topic.
"When Li Rou sleeps with you, you can ask him again." Han Yingai was uncomfortable with An Zhishui and Concubine Mi's eyes, so she casually ignored it.
An Zhishui vaguely understood, blushed and punched Han Ying'ai, only Concubine Mi still didn't understand, but no one told her why, which made Concubine Mi a little sad.
"Let me tell you a quick brain teaser." An Zhishui saw that Concubine Mi was sad, and said quickly.
Li Rou hadn't heard An Zhishui say anything like this before, so he looked at her with Han Yingai.
An Zhishui cleared his throat: "What day are men most afraid of?"
"What day are you afraid of?" Han Yingai asked Li Rou.
"I'm not afraid any day." Li Rou was puzzled.
"I don't know." An Zhishui giggled, "Let me ask you again, what day do women fear the most?"
"What day are you afraid of?" Han Yingai asked Concubine Mi again.
"I don't know." Concubine Mi was also puzzled.
"Let you think about it, always ask others." Li Rou felt that Han Ying'ai didn't think about asking questions. When someone asked her, she didn't even think about it and wanted others to tell her the answer.
"Quickly tell me the answer." Han Ying'ai shook An Zhishui's hand.
Li Rou and Mi Fei couldn't figure it out either.
"Men are most afraid of January 31st. Women are most afraid of December 1st." An Zhishui said proudly.
"Why?" Han Yingai was baffled, trying to recall what she was doing on December 1st last year and January 31st this year. She seemed to have completely forgotten it. What was certain was that she did not meet Li Rou in those two days.
"I don't know either." An Zhishui spread his hands, "I saw it in the joke section of the mobile phone newspaper. I don't know what it means, so I'm asking you."
"It's really strange." Han Ying'ai began to think about it.
"Maybe on January 31st, men will have nightmares. On December 1st, women will have nightmares." Concubine Mi is most afraid of nightmares.
"Probably not." An Zhishui and Han Yingai shook their heads together.
Li Rou thought about it carefully, but he understood. He couldn't help laughing at An Zhishui. He never thought that pure Shui Shui would have such a connotation of sese, but she didn't know it either.
"What are you laughing at?" Han Yingai suddenly realized: "You must know, tell me!"
"This question... I won't answer. But you are never allowed to ask others, it's embarrassing, you know?" Li Rou warned the three girls with a smile.
"Why?" An Zhishui likes to study, and of course likes to get to the bottom of this kind of question. He was just puzzled, but when Li Rou said this, he felt itchy and wanted to know more and more.
"Say it quickly! Say it quickly!" Han Ying'ai was in a hurry.
"Hey...you want me to say it..." Li Rou pulled them aside, told Concubine Mi to stay away, and explained to Concubine Mi: "This is a topic for adults, children are not allowed to listen."
Concubine Mi knew that her father didn't avoid her on purpose, so she didn't mind, she pouted, Concubine Mi was not a child, Concubine Mi did a lot of adult things for the young master's father in the game, but father didn't seem to remember .
The three of them stood together, looking at two pairs of clear and bright eyes staring at themselves, Li Rou was really speechless.
"Hurry up." The question An Zhishui asked herself was of course what she wanted to know the most. She had thought about this question for a long time.
"What about this... Actually, to be precise, the key is the word ri... This word is not a noun, it is a verb." Feeling a lot of pressure, Li Rou tried to explain it very euphemistically.
"How could it be a verb?" An Zhishui frowned and thought about it, then looked up at the sun in the sky.
"Nonsense, he doesn't know." Han Ying'ai didn't believe it. She didn't think about it, but she just felt that what Li Rou said was wrong, and what did this have to do with not being able to ask others, which was embarrassing
"Didn't you watch Japanese action movies, and you don't understand?" Li Rou hinted at Han Ying'ai.
Han Yingai also knew that the word "ri" could be a verb, because she often got into trouble, was scolded a lot, and heard a lot of scolding, but she just didn't think of it just now. As soon as Li Rou asked her to think about it, I immediately understood.
"Bah... Bah... Bah..." Han Ying'ai blushed, "You rascal, tell dirty jokes with girls!"
"Why is it a dirty joke?" An Zhishui still didn't understand.
Han Ying'ai pulled An Zhishui and whispered in An Zhishui's ear: "This means that men are most afraid of doing that kind of thing with women for 30 days a month, and women are most afraid of having sex with men only once in twelve months." That sort of thing…”
"Li Rou, you scoundrel!" An Zhishui was so ashamed, his ears were red as if oozing blood, he threw himself into Li Rou's arms, and hit his chest hard.
Li Rou hugged her tightly with a smile, "You guys are really unreasonable. The question is a trick, and the answer was guessed by Han Ying'ai herself. Why did I become a rogue? You are a rogue, a rogue. "
"Ignore him. Let's go!" Han Ying'ai pulled An Zhishui away from Li Rou's arms. Shui Shui was so stupid, Li Rou laughed at her, and she threw herself into his arms.
The electric car that Han Yingai rented was also gone. Li Rou walked over and led Concubine Mi, looked at a father next to him letting his daughter ride on his neck, and said to Concubine Mi: "When Concubine Mi is tired, I will also ride on my father's neck." .”
"How can a woman ride on a man's neck?" Concubine Mi was not envious.
"What kind of woman, man... You are my daughter. Daddy would be happy to pee on daddy's head." Li Rou said indifferently.
"Father, I'm not a child anymore." Concubine Mi blushed, her father's words were really rude, but Concubine Mi felt very sweet about the doting in the rude words.
After talking, the four people came to the play items. Some items required queuing, and some people were too many. There were not many people queuing in front of the hot spot. The four of them lined up together, but after watching others play for a while, An Zhishui Both Concubine Mi and Concubine Mi became a little excited, but Han Yingai was dumbfounded.
"I regret it." Li Rou said with a smile.
"I don't have it... I don't like to play, so I just don't play this." Han Ying'ai quit the team, there was no way, Han Ying'ai could see the skirts of girls wearing skirts flying up, but she was wearing safety pants However, Han Yingai didn't wear safety pants. She was sure that she had really sat on it, and she definitely had no way to worry about being exposed, and she didn't want to lose face.
So Li Rou, An Zhishui and Concubine Mi went up together, and Han Yingai could only take pictures on one side.
After playing, An Zhishui supported Li Rou, feeling dizzy and feeling like vomiting.
"Auntie Xiaoai, it's a pity you didn't go to play, it was so fun, Auntie Zhishui burst into tears holding Dad up there!" Concubine Mi smiled happily.
"Yes, fortunately I didn't go to play." Han Ying'ai finally got a balance.
"I didn't cry, it's just that the wind blew my tears out." An Zhishui explained sheepishly, and then dragged Concubine Mi to line up, "Let's play again!"
"You guys line up...you come with me." Li Rou didn't expect that the two girls were screaming and crying in fright, but when they came down, they were still unsatisfied, and they still had to line up to play. Li Rou shook his head and let them go Play, pull Han Yingai away.
"What are you doing?" Han Ying'ai was sullen.
Li Rou took her to a place where all kinds of ethnic costumes were rented out, "Buy a set and put it on, or you'll just keep looking at it today."
"That...that's okay. Look at Concubine Mi and Zhishui, they are both like children, and children like to play." Han Yingai insisted.
"Forget it." Li Rou turned around and left.
"Hey..." Han Ying'ai stomped anxiously, and hurriedly grabbed Li Rou, "I'll change it! I hate it, I don't want to give others face!"
"Why do you want this kind of face? If you don't listen, you want to save face at this time, and you will die if you admit your mistake?" Li Rou laughed, "Hurry up, we still have to queue up later."
"Then choose a good-looking one for me." Han Ying'ai acted like a baby again. When a girl feels ashamed, the best way is to act like a baby, so that the boy will not continue to make fun of others.
Li Rou chose a set for her, and Han Ying'ai was very satisfied with it, so she exchanged it. Li Rou waited outside, yawning, but saw a familiar figure disappearing in front of her.
Li Rou was suddenly startled.
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Although I know that today is December 31st, I realize that another year is over. Xia Hua wants to go to bed early, so just code this chapter. After all, Xia Hua wants to sleep until 2013 instead of working until 2013.