Li Banzhuang found a new home according to the address given by her brother. As soon as she entered the door, before she had time to look at the beautiful and exquisite decoration of the house, she saw a little girl looking at her with arrogant and indifferent eyes.
This kind of look... is very, very familiar. No one's eyes can be as annoying as that of Her Royal Highness, who makes people want to pat her on the head, and take a picture of her short stature who wants to look down on others. .
Li Banzhuang has a pair of long legs over one meter long, not the kind counted from the waistline, that is to say, the little girl in front of her is not as tall as Li Banzhuang's waist, but her eyes are restrained, which is clearly Looking down at the big sister in front of her who can walk over her head just by raising her leg.
The little girl was wearing a magnificent and luxurious gown with wide sleeves, and she looked like a doll in ancient Chinese style.
"Ah...brother, I haven't been home for so long, you and An Nanxiu's child is so old!" Li Banzhuang was able to accept more and more absurd facts, so she quickly determined that this was not a good idea Man, who is the little girl with the hateful eyes.
Li Rou shook his head. He felt that Li Zi had guessed it. It was obvious that the two people who hadn't seen each other for a long time would start chatting as soon as they met.
"Do you know who I am? Think about it with your head that has been thinking about how to mess with your brother all day." An Nanxiu rubbed his nose and said, and sure enough, when Li Banzhuang came home, the air was not clear. Well, I want to have a runny nose, that is really a shameful thing, it must not be like that, An Nanxiu hurriedly tried to control this completely unfamiliar body.
"How do I know? Are you really not my brother and An Nanxiu's child?" Li Banzhuang looked at An Nanxiu suspiciously, and then suddenly realized: "Your parents must have seen that you are too ugly, and your mouth is so ugly. I hate it, when I was born, I would say that I am just the result of your mating, so if I don’t have a high-sounding family relationship with you, I will throw you away, and my brother will pick you back.”
"You two have equally annoying mouths." Li Rou waved his hand, pointed at An Nanxiu and said, "Take care of her, she falls easily, I'll go buy breakfast, and I'll be back."
Li Rou went out, An Nanxiu and Li Banzhuang looked at each other.
An Nanxiu sneered.
"Are you An Xiaoxiu? The heroine in my book has traveled to reality?" Li Banzhuang continued to play, so that she would not let go of the matter in front of her lightly, she must take the opportunity to make fun of An Nanxiu.
"This name is disgusting! But it's better than your Xu Lizi." An Nanxiu snorted.
"Xu Lizi is my brother's name, you should call me Xu Ruoxi." Li Banzhuang stretched out his hand and compared An Nanxiu's height with his own waist, "As for you, An Xiaoxiu is not worthy of her name now, no wonder you think good."
"Speaking of books... the last time I went to the publishing house, my book was not published." An Nanxiu sneered, and looked at Li Banzhuang after speaking. , a sympathetic smile.
"Keep working hard, there will be a chance. Your heavy-duty stories are actually very marketable." Li Banzhuang must face An Nanxiu with a sweet, comforting, and sympathetic smile at this time.
"Because I don't want to publish, I decided to give up the opportunity to others." An Nanxiu continued to sneer.
"Is that so?" Li Banzhuang widened his eyes and covered his mouth in surprise, "You are definitely not An Nanxiu!"
"Don't you want to know who I gave the opportunity to?" An Nanxiu calmly looked at Li Banzhuang's innuendo.
"Really?" Li Banzhuang was slightly surprised.
"Li Rou wants to write a book "My Wife Is a Princess", which records the story between me and him, so... I promised to give up publishing my own book." "Compared to the messy stories of some people thinking about themselves and the people they like, Li Rou will record his love for Her Royal Highness and the true happiness in daily life. What do you think...you That comforting, sympathetic smile is very suitable to appear on my face, but I have never been so hypocritical, I just smile like this... Hehehe... I smile so coherently to express my pure joy when I see other people's uncomfortable expressions, It's really uncomfortable."
It was only then that Li Banzhuang knew that she had fallen into An Nanxiu's trap, and was accidentally seriously injured by her, as if an aircraft carrier suddenly fell from the sky and hit Li Banzhuang on the head, leaving her covered in hair.
My brother would actually write a book for An Nanxiu. He had never done this kind of thing for her. My brother only occasionally mentioned plums in his diary, and it was just some journal things. Li Banzhuang still felt very happy when he read and recalled. But this is of course much worse than writing a book to record the stories of two people.
Especially this book is actually called "My Wife Is a Princess". What kind of wife is An Nanxiu, a little guy who smells like a nai? Not even boobs!
Li Banzhuang gritted her teeth, determined that An Nanxiu could not continue to look at her painful expression and be happy, so she suppressed the thoughts in her heart and snorted coldly: "True happiness, where do we need to write it down? My brother and I live together like this For many years, if you want to write a book, you can't finish ten books... But where is your brother with you? I see, it's nothing more than your nonsense, nonsense theories, and how he was abused by you This is the feeling of true happiness... Hehe, I'm sure his book will be renamed "Beating Husbands" by the publishing house!"
What a violent family! Li Rou wrote "Beat the Princess", An Nanxiu wrote "Beat the Sister", and Li Banzhuang wrote "Beat the Princess".
Hearing the title of the book, An Nanxiu became a little worried. Last time, the editor of the publishing house said that "Beating the Sister" would be published as a companion volume of "Beating the Princess", and maybe Li Rou's book would also be changed. A name, what became "Beating Husband".
But it doesn't matter, just don't look for the publishing house last time. An Nanxiu is not worried that the book written by Li Rou will not be published. As long as Li Rou can write a one-ten-thousandth of the princess, this book will naturally be very good. Yes, it will definitely be published, and it will definitely sell billions of copies.
"I got it right?" Li Banzhuang saw that An Nanxiu was frowning. Although the little girl's small face seemed to be frowning all the time, she could feel An Nanxiu's worry and couldn't help feeling a little proud .
"It's impossible to change the title of the book... But even if it is changed, this book can be renamed "Beating the Husband", can you?" An Nanxiu sneered.
"An Nanxiu, you are so vulgar, you actually started to show off that you have a husband like an ordinary woman!" Li Banzhuang said angrily, a friend from school had a boyfriend, open your mouth and shut up, my husband is me Li Banzhuang was a little envious when she heard that her husband was like this. Women are always proud of their boyfriends when they are passionately in love. Li Banzhuang can understand this, but she didn't expect that An Nanxiu would come to her to show off this. This made it difficult for Li Banzhuang to accept.
"It's vulgar for others to do this, including you... It's ridiculous that a female who is possessed, dominated by a man and has legal mating rights would show off her sense of belonging. "An Nanxiu said indifferently, "But I am different. For any matter, there is one standard for you, and another standard for me."
"Why?" Li Banzhuang's eyes widened.
"Need to ask?" An Nanxiu didn't bother to answer because she was An Nanxiu.
"Okay, I'll let my brother write a book called "My Wife Is My Sister." Li Banzhuang gritted his teeth and said, "See how proud you are of me!"
"Well, it's no wonder that people nowadays like Chinese literature more and more." An Nanxiu said thoughtfully, "I've been studying your modern and contemporary literature recently, and I understand it."
"What does this have to do with Chinese literature?" Li Banzhuang couldn't understand An Nanxiu's out-of-the-box thinking.
"Because of the prosperity of Chinese literature, there has been a trend of criticism and so-called reflection on works similar to Lu Xun. For example, Lu Xun created a man named Ah Q. Isn't it just your spiritual victory method? It is because you like it so much There are more and more people who are spiritually victorious, so Han Jian literature is more prosperous, people like you will not like Lu Xun's works that satirize Ah Q like you." An Nanxiu yawned, his mouth was too small Yes, the words are too long and too much, it's very strenuous.
"Is this the spiritual victory method? I will definitely let my brother write it!" Li Banzhuang raised his hand and swore.
"Even if he wrote it, so what? You are not his real wife, you are just fulfilling a vain wish, some so-called sweet stories made up." An Nanxiu shook her head, looked at Li Banzhuang contemptuously, "Are you still a virgin?"
"I...Of course I am." Li Banzhuang suddenly felt ashamed to be a virgin, and felt a little hot, especially when An Nanxiu's words revealed a very dangerous signal, which Li Banzhuang was very unwilling to see.
"I'm not anymore." An Nanxiu announced blankly.
"Although my brother is a bit perverted, but not to this extent!" Li Banzhuang didn't believe it, didn't want to believe it, and there was Li Rou who didn't believe it enough. It's not like Li Banzhuang had never seen his brother before. My brother can't get in... And my brother is not so perverted.
"I became like this after I had a relationship with him." An Nanxiu explained patiently, "We are no longer women of the same level and experience...Of course, we have never been the same level .”
So it turned out that An Nanxiu finally had a relationship with his brother. Li Banzhuang regretted it too much. Why did he go home late because he was embarrassed to face Concubine Mi? If he had gone home earlier, maybe he could have stopped it. up.
No... It's meaningless to regret now. Instead of regretting that you didn't stop it, it's better to work hard so that you have no reason to regret it.