Love lunch is really a tempting thing. But husband Wang Weixi never had such expectations, because wife Chen Kexin is clearly not suitable to appear in the beautiful scene. However, there are unexpected events, and dogs can jump over the wall when they are desperate. In order to promote the relationship between husband and wife, who knows what Chen Kexin will do. But Wang Weixi suffered~
That day, Chen Kexin suddenly wanted to deliver food to Wang Weixi. It was really sudden, because the spareribs in the refrigerator looked sick~~~~
So Chen Kexin sat on the sofa and began to harass Chen Keren and Yi Duanfang in turns, hoping that they would come to her side as soon as possible.
Apart from remembering that Wang Weixi had to work and earn money to buy food, Chen Kexin, who was unemployed, completely ignored the fact that Yi Duanfang was a director of some importance and worked in the same company as Wang Weixi. She also ignored the work of Chen Keren, the creative director who was the pillar of a top design company.
The gentleness of wives is really touching. The different treatment of wives is really outrageous~
But what was strange was that Yi Duanfang actually drove to Chen Kexin's house leisurely in the midst of his busy schedule, and Chen Keren also appeared downstairs of Chen Kexin's house almost at the same time.
"Oh, you're here too~" Yi Duanfang seemed to have forgotten the somewhat awkward conversation last night and returned to his usual nonchalant appearance, wearing a white tight suit, red skinny pants, and a pair of white canvas shoes. His golden hair was gently blown by the wind, making him look particularly seductive.
A charming smile appeared on that extremely beautiful face.
Chen Keren was really glad that he didn't greet her with his index finger pinched at this time, otherwise she would definitely make him know what free fall is!
"Hey, hey, hey, why are you glaring at me like that so early in the morning?" Yi Duanfang said angrily when he saw Chen Keren reacting like this to his "enthusiastic" greeting.
Chen Keren rolled her eyes at him and said coldly, "Be normal."
Yi Duanfang stuck out his tongue with an indifferent expression.
The two of them then went upstairs.
All the way in silence.
Chen Keren felt a little regretful, as if they had run out of common topics to talk about.
"Well, do you know why Ke Xin is looking for us?" Yi Duanfang suddenly asked nervously before Chen Keren knocked on the door.
Chen Keren turned to look at him in surprise and asked, "You don't know?"
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Yi Duanfang made an expression that said "what should I know" and winked at Chen Keren.
Chen Keren held her forehead with her hand. This guy used to be so well-behaved and smart. How come after spending so much time with Chen Kexin, he has become so stupid? (She actually said the same thing~)
"Mr. Yi Duanfang, I'm very curious, why did you skip work and rush here without knowing what happened?" Chen Keren wanted to beat up the man in front of him. She looked at her watch and it was already ten o'clock...
Yi Duanfang touched his chin, thought for a while and said: "Ke Xin always harasses me and says she has surprises for me, so I came~" He is really naive.
Chen Keren made an expression that said "you're hopeless" and went to knock on the door.
"So what happened?" Yi Duanfang pulled Chen Keren's sleeve and asked cautiously. Because he suddenly realized that if he went in, he would be with the two witches. At that time, he could only "accept it calmly" no matter how they wanted to cook, fry, or stir-fry him, because even if he didn't accept it calmly, he would die.
Optimist Yi Duanfang believes in a truth: life is like a rapist who will occasionally give you a few shaky rape scenes. Since it is unavoidable, just enjoy it.
Chen Kexin ran over to open the door at the speed of Mars hitting the Earth, and then saw Yi Duanfang's miserable face.
She asked curiously, "Sister Duan Fang, what's wrong with you? Did you eat too much seafood last night and have diarrhea?" She thought to herself that it turned out that Sister Duan Fang couldn't go to work because of diarrhea, and since she couldn't go to work, she could come to her place.
Oh, if that's the case, then he didn't come here just to see Keren? If that's the case, I can use him as a test subject~
Thinking of this, a gleam of light flashed in her eyes and she looked at Yi Duanfang with a wicked smile.
Yi Duanfang felt his hair stand on end. He gave Chen Kexin a fierce look and said, "It seems that last night's seafood was eaten up by someone when we returned home!"
Chen Kexin looked up at the chandelier at a 45-degree angle, and then she remembered that she seemed to...
"Ahem... Then why do you look so pale?"
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Yi Duanfang looked at Chen Keren with an expression as if asking seriously "Do I have it?"
But when Chen Kexin saw it, she suddenly opened her mouth in realization, then showed an ecstatic expression and shouted: "Ah! Ah! So that's how it is~ You... You... You!!!"
Yi Duanfang shouted helplessly: "What's wrong with us?!"
Chen Keren's face turned red and white as she waited for Chen Kexin. Could it be that her silly sister's brain was always filled with pornography
Unexpectedly, Chen Kexin bumped into Yi Duanfang shyly, and then said coyly: "Hey, you don't have to be shy, Sister Duanfang, I know, I know everything."
What do you know?! Yi Duanfang stared at her angrily, then turned to Chen Keren, wanting her to teach her idiot sister a lesson.
Unexpectedly, Chen Kexin said even more excitedly: "You don't need to explain, I won't get angry.
I was really angry! You young people are full of youthful energy, don’t you think? That, on a night with bright moon and sparse stars, two people… … are passionate and passionate, it’s all very normal, don’t you think?”
"Are you a big-headed ghost? The two of us are more innocent than Terunsu! What's going on in your head all day long, little girl?" Yi Duanfang said finally unable to bear it anymore.
Oh, life, your rape this time was too violent, there is no aesthetic appeal at all, I won’t stand it anymore!
Chen Kexin looked at him with sympathy, then patted his shoulder heavily and said seriously: "Young man, from today on, your sister-in-law will never call you Sister Duanfang. From today on, my old virgin sister who is a disaster to the world will be handed over to you. Although she is very powerful, she has a sense of propriety in her actions. She will not beat you to death every time she hits you. I guarantee this with my own personality."
Yi Duanfang wanted to cry but had no tears, so he would never have sex with such a woman. The next day, she might have been torn into pieces and her body would be scattered all over the ground. No, with Chen Keren's cruel methods, his body might travel around the world~ Ah~ How exciting~
Chen Keren waved his hands helplessly and said, "Don't waste time on such boring things. Don't forget what happened today."
She said to Chen Kexin with real helplessness. But since she knew she liked Yi Duanfang, she didn't hate Chen Kexin's misunderstanding at all. Instead, she felt a little regretful. Why didn't she think of it? Last night was really a good opportunity. It was a dark and windy night for picking flowers. Naturally, there was a good man who would "open the door for you tonight".
If Chen Kexin and Yi Duanfang knew what she was thinking, they would definitely vomit blood. As expected, people who have received education abroad... are unrestrained. (But can we not use ancient poems when we are unrestrained... It's a waste!)
Chen Kexin nodded and said, "Yeah, by the way, I called you here for this matter~"
Yi Duanfang asked unhappily, "What's going on?"
Chen Kexin said ambiguously: "You gave your sister-in-law such a big surprise this morning, so of course I have to give you a big surprise too~"
Yi Duanfang vomited three liters of blood and announced that he had been angered to death by Chen Kexin.
If I really did it, at least I would die without regrets...
He is resentful.
Chen Keren coughed twice, and a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
Yi Duanfang held his forehead with his hand. These devilish sisters, Chen Keren was misunderstood, but she was not angry at all, and even laughed at him.
Could it be said that the heroine who was being pressed under the transvestite enjoyed it
But Yi Duanfang suddenly realized that if the two of them were to be together, he would be the one being suppressed...
So he continued to vomit three liters of blood.
"I want to give my dear a surprise~~~~I want to go to the company to bring him lunch~" Chen Kexin said happily, as if she was the one being delivered the lunch.
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The whole room was silent for three seconds.
Chen Keren seemed to have known this for a long time, and had mobilized every cell in her body to accept this extravagant and unrealistic idea, while Yi Duanfang was completely panicked. Hearing Chen Kexin say this was even more ridiculous than hearing her say that she and that witch Chen Keren had sex.
"Ke Xin, you have to know that not everyone can mess with eggs." Yi Duanfang said seriously.
Chen Kexin blinked her innocent eyes, then reached out her hand, tugged at her tender face and said, "I can do it~"
Yi Duanfang gnashed his teeth and said, "This egg is not that egg."
Chen Kexin explained seriously, "The face is also an egg."
So, "face is also an egg" wins.
Chen Keren quietly watched the two most ridiculous people talking nonsense there, and looked at the kitchen. Could it be that Chen Kexin really only knew how to cook and couldn't even cut vegetables? !
"Duan Fang, my good brother-in-law~" Chen Kexin suddenly called out in a delicate voice.
Yi Duanfang felt numb all over, and had goose bumps all over his body. After leaving Wang Weixi's house today, he was bound to lose a layer of skin and bleed a lot.
"If you have to fart, do it now." Yi Duanfang fanned his cheeks with his hands in annoyance.
Chen Kexin said tenderly: "Duan Fang's cute brother-in-law~"
This time, Yi Duanfang didn't need to say anything, Chen Keren had already added: "Forget it if you don't want to say it."
After hearing this, Chen Kexin immediately said seriously: "I heard that you, brother-in-law Duan Fang, are very clever and skillful, and your cooking is unparalleled, especially your knife skills. Is this true?"
Yi Duanfang was stunned for a moment, then shuddered, then opened his mouth exaggeratedly, and asked after a long while: "You scum, you don't want me to help you do it?"
This is simply usurping someone else's work! Oh no, it's simply stealing the credit for someone else's work!
Chen Kexin quickly shook her head and said, "How could that be? Duan Fang, is your sister-in-law so shameful in your eyes?"
No, you are not so shameful in my heart, because you are more shameful than this~ Yi Duanfang complained in his heart.
Chen Kexin naturally didn't see the meaning behind Yi Duanfang's expression. She continued to explain happily, "I just want you to help me cut the ribs~"
"Is it that simple?" Yi Duanfang asked curiously.
Chen Kexin said to her finger, "By the way... get rid of the smell."
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"Chen Kexin, why are you so stingy? Your family has so much money that it can bury this house, but you feel guilty and want to prepare lunch for your husband, and you even use stale pork ribs
What kind of fate is Weixi, you... vicious woman!" Yi Duanfang howled like a wolf, almost to the point of crying and sneezing.
Chen Kexin coughed awkwardly and said, "Because... because the supermarket is too far..."
After hearing this, Yi Duanfang immediately stood up, pulled Chen Kexin and said, "Let's go buy some ribs!"
Looking at Yi Duanfang's serious expression, Chen Keren felt a little unhappy. Could yesterday's guess be true
Chen Kexin nodded and suddenly said, "You and Keren go. I still have an episode of anime that I haven't watched yet."
Yi Duanfang looked at her helplessly, with resentment in his eyes.
Chen Kexin laughed dryly and said shamelessly: "I was just waiting for Vichy last night, so I didn't watch it."
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"Very good... Chen Kexin, you are hopeless!" Yi Duanfang roared angrily.
Chen Kexin bit her lip and asked pitifully, "What did I do wrong? Didn't I just want to give you two more opportunities to be alone? How could I do anything? Not only did you misunderstand my kindness, you were also so mean to me, wuwuwu... you bullied me."
Seeing Chen Kexin's tearful face, Yi Duanfang suddenly softened. He didn't care what nonsense this asshole said, and just waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, you watch your anime, Chen Keren and I will go."
Chen Keren snorted coldly and said, "Did I say I was going?"
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What exactly do these two sisters want
Yi Duanfang expressed his helplessness: "What's your problem?" He looked at Chen Keren strangely and said helplessly.
Chen Keren pursed her lips and said nothing.
"Okay, I'll go by myself, okay?" Yi Duanfang finally compromised, then turned and walked out.
Chen Keren said coldly: "Did I say I won't go?"
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"Miss Chen, what exactly do you want?!" Yi Duanfang sighed to the sky.
Chen Keren rolled her eyes at him, thinking that she must be out of her mind to like this kind of man, who doesn't understand romance! (Oh my aunt, you are clearly murderous, where is the romance?)
She didn't say anything and walked straight to the door. Yi Duanfang stood there in a daze, not knowing whether he should leave or not.
Chen Kexin said angrily, "My silly brother-in-law, why don't you leave?"
Yi Duanfang: “…”
"Keren was just acting like a spoiled child towards you!" Chen Kexin wished that Yi Duanfang would run to Chen Keren's side immediately. No, she wished that they would get married and have children right away.
Yi Duanfang's mouth opened into an O shape. Chen Kexin's words simply deafened his ears. Acting like a spoiled child? Yi Duanfang looked at Chen Keren at the door in disbelief. At this moment, she stood stiffly with her back to him. Yi Duanfang shook his head desperately and said, "Impossible. If she was acting like a spoiled child, if she was gentle to someone, wouldn't that be a hint that she was going to kill someone?!"
Before Chen Kexin could say anything, she heard Chen Keren at the door turn around with an ugly face. "Are you leaving or not?!" she yelled angrily.
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Yi Duanfang nodded quickly and said, "I'm coming." Before leaving, he rolled his eyes at Chen Kexin who was standing there, making an expression that said, "See, there's no way she's going to act like a spoiled child."
After the two left, Chen Kexin shook her head helplessly. She might not be able to understand others very well, but she was probably the only one in the world who understood Chen Keren best.
"Keren, Keren, you are in love for the first time~" Chen Kexin said with a smile, and then turned and went to the bedroom. Cartoons are the most important~
All the way in silence.
Chen Kexin was watching an animation at home and laughing so hard that she fell backwards and fell over, her laughter was as cruel as a pig being slaughtered. However, Yi Duanfang and Chen Keren were in the supermarket in an awkward silence.
Yi Duanfang really didn't know what he did wrong to offend such an unpredictable master. If he wanted to buy something, he had to ask with his eyes whether he could take it. Chen Keren didn't say anything either, but just frowned or showed indifference. Frowning meant she didn't like it, and expressionless face meant she reluctantly agreed.
Helpless... ... Yi Duanfang, who originally didn't care about Chen Keren's silence, felt more and more anxious.
"If you don't like shopping in the supermarket, just wait here. I'll go buy some food for Kexin." Finally, Yi Duanfang said a little depressed while pushing the shopping cart.
Chen Keren raised her eyebrows and asked, "Do you know what my sister likes to eat?"
The tone of her voice when she said this was as if she was not angry at all. Yi Duanfang actually didn't understand. Seeing Yi Duanfang taking such good care of Chen Kexin, Chen Keren felt mixed emotions, both relieved and sad.
The good news is that if he really becomes her man, he will definitely be good to her family, the only people she cares about. The sad thing is that this guy never asked her why she was angry and didn't care about her at all.
But she herself didn't think about why Yi Duanfang didn't care. Wasn't it because someone looked like he was going to eat someone? Yi Duanfang was afraid that if she said something wrong, she would be killed immediately.
He nodded and said, "I came here last time with Ke Xin, and I wrote it down."
Chen Keren's face darkened and she said, "Then go ahead."
Yi Duanfang was about to leave, but after walking a few steps, he suddenly turned around and asked, "What about you? Do you want any snacks?"
Chen Keren suddenly felt warm in her heart. The corners of her mouth slightly raised. Just as she was about to say "I don't want to eat anything", she heard Yi Duanfang wave his hand unceremoniously and said, "Just pretend I didn't ask. A strong woman won't eat these little things."
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