Although Yi Duanfang calls himself the most invincible transvestite in the universe, she is as beautiful as a flower, and charming, but when he thinks that this canna of his is going to seduce "men" and actively show his love, he really wants to cry without tears.
However, this was all of his own free will, so he had nothing to say.
"Sister Duanfang, do you really want to go?" Chen Kexin stood next to Yi Duanfang and said worriedly.
At this moment, Yi Duanfang has become the focus of everyone. He wears a golden wig, and his long hair is draped behind his head and resting on his chest. A red cheongsam dazzled in the sun. In order to highlight his figure, Yi Duanfang stuffed two apples into his chest. The thighs are not even wearing stockings, but they are white and smooth, making people want to take a few more glances. Of course, those who are lustful will want to come up and touch them a few more times.
Because he was too tall, Yi Duanfang did not wear high heels or even flat shoes. Instead, he went barefoot very hard. Although barefoot was not elegant, he couldn't find women's shoes that he could wear.
Wearing heavy makeup, he looked so charming to others at this moment. Even though his feet were bare, he still had a sense of beauty as if his feet were as bare as snow.
"Of course, I have to save your sister from fire and water." Yi Duanfang said calmly, not feeling at all how strange it was that he was the center of attention at this time.
"Wow, look, that beauty is so tall!"
"Is she a model? She's so beautiful and has great skin! I'm so envious!"
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Chen Kexin suppressed her smile and said, "Okay, but I have to say it first. If you help Keren, it will make her feel embarrassed. Ahem, if she wants to deal with you then, I can't help you. ”
Yi Duanfang said with disdain: "Of course I know that Chen Keren is ruthless. If it weren't for that Zheng Ban is so disgusting, I wouldn't wade into this muddy water and let's go."
Chen Kexin nodded, with an evil smile on her lips. It looked like there would be some exciting shows to watch today~ She secretly sent Wang Weixi a text message, and she obediently walked into the creative field with Yi Duanfang.
It was already half past eleven, and it was time to get off work. Zheng Ban couldn't wait to invite Chen Keren. Everyone in the company seemed to be waiting for a good show, and they were unwilling to leave after get off work. When the president saw how dedicated everyone was to their work, he burst into tears of gratitude and rewarded everyone.
"Sister Duanfang, the meal just was delicious~" When Chen Kexin and Yi Duanfang walked in, she pretended to be loud in order to attract everyone's attention.
Yi Duanfang held his forehead. The two of them were already eye-catching enough, and there was no need to act at all.
But in order to prevent Chen Kexin from being left in the cold, he stretched out his orchid finger and said with a charming smile: "Yes, I will go to that restaurant to eat next time."
Everyone was fascinated by him. Zheng Ban turned around and stared blankly when he saw Yi Duanfang. However, he was too short and could only look up at the beautiful Yi Duanfang. However, This also has an advantage, that is, he can see Yi Duanfang's "upturned and perky" fake breasts at will.
Chen Keren looked at Chen Kexin and then at Yi Duanfang, almost fainting on the spot. Resisting the urge to run away, she said coldly: "Chen Kexin, Yi Duanfang, you two are having trouble!"
Chen Keren, who is reserved, used some not-so-vulgar swear words creatively for the first time.
Everyone's spirits have come back a little bit.
"so beautiful!"
"What a beauty!"
"who are they?"
"It seems like someone the director knows..."
"Wow, the director is surrounded by stunning beauties!"
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Yi Duanfang rolled his eyes at Chen Keren, then swayed gracefully and enchantingly towards Zheng Ban who was stunned and said, "Mr. Zheng Ban, do you still remember the slave family?" After saying that, he winked at him, and everyone was covered in blood. It's like getting an electric shock.
Chen Kexin really felt sorry for everyone. If they knew that Yi Duanfang was a boy later, they would probably die of pain. Maybe there would be a few more gays who would make outstanding contributions to China's family planning.
She walked up to Chen Keren and told her ear about Yi Duanfang's plan. It turned out that she and Yi Duanfang had been here in the morning, and when they were just standing outside the door, they saw the disgusting Zheng Zheng. Ban has been annoying Chen Keren, and the two of them felt that Chen Keren's face was quite ugly. Yesterday, they felt that her face was not very good. They immediately understood that Chen Keren was angry with the hateful Zheng Ban. After thinking about it, Yi Duanfang thought of a clever plan.
-So, this funny scene appeared in front of me.
Zheng Ban had long been fascinated and dizzy. He asked gently and flatteringly: "Miss, have we met somewhere?"
When Chen Keren heard Chen Kexin's explanation, she showed an angry expression on the surface and whispered "Nonsense" in a low voice, but she felt sweet in her heart. She did not expect that Yi Duanfang could do this for herself.
I have no idea of acting in my true colors at all.
At this moment, she suddenly felt that this man was worthy of being entrusted to her for the rest of her life. It turns out that I like him, and I found such a good man one step ahead of my own dignity.
"Oh, Mr. Zheng, why do you have such a bad memory? This is the third time I've met you." Yi Duanfang winked at Zheng Ban and pushed his breasts with his hands. Chen Kexin sighed , luckily the apple didn't fall out, I really should have found some underwear and tied this thing tightly just now.
Chen Keren couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.
"We? Have you met three times?" Zheng Ban and some Zhang Er monks looked at Yi Duanfang in confusion.
Chen Kexin nodded and added: "Yes, you two have met each other three times. Every time Sister Duanfang and I are together, we always say, Zheng Ban, why is your memory so bad?"
After everyone heard this, they immediately looked at them with admiration. They never expected that a cold and arrogant person like Chen Keren would have such an excellent best friend, and she looked so tender and affectionate, such an excellent person~~~
Needless to say, all the men present were in awe.
But Yi Duanfang didn't care about this. He only knew that he should make the man in front of him remember and never appear in front of Chen Keren again.
Zheng Ban stood there and began to recall several meetings with Chen Keren. He had a deep impression of Chen Keren, but he really couldn't remember who the alluring beauty in front of him was.
He turned around and asked with a sincere expression: "Sister-in-law, have I really seen this beautiful lady?"
Chen Kexin's face darkened, she picked up a pen on Chen Keren's desk and smashed it over, shouting: "Sister-in-law, you uncle! Who are you calling sister-in-law?"
Everyone was sweating. This petite and cute looking woman... has a very hot temper.
Chen Keren just looked at it coldly without saying a word.
That Zheng Ban was not hit because a human shield suddenly appeared in front of him, which was the secretary who scolded her that day. Chen Kexin snorted coldly and curled her lips.
Yi Duanfang sneered, and then put his hand on Zheng Ban's shoulder. His hand, which was as delicate and smooth as a girl's, now slid up along Zheng Ban's shoulder, came to his neck, and swam up his neck. On the fat face, Yi Duanfang wanted to cut off his hand, but he still endured the grief and said with a smile: "Your memory is really bad. But as long as you know, I have never seen Duanfang." From the first time I met you, I already fell deeply in love with you.”
Everyone took a breath, the beauty's vision... so unique!
Zheng Ban pointed at himself, looking flattered. Because Yi Duanfang's hand was touching dishonestly, a small tent had already been set up under him, which made the little girls blush with embarrassment.
"I... Miss Duanfang, are you talking about me?" He seemed to be in disbelief.
Yi Duanfang nodded shyly, and then said: "Yes, but because of my special status, I really can't confess to you. You know, I feel like I haven't seen you for a second, it's like three autumns. It's really... . The last time I saw Kexin vomited all over you, I went home and cried for three hours!" As he said, he took his hand away from Zheng Ban's face, stretched out three fingers and said, "For three hours! Oh! You can see how much I love you..."
Chen Kexin felt that if she didn't smile anymore, she would explode. Chen Keren held her forehead, and at this moment she had the urge to leave.
"Really? Then tell me, what do you like about me?" Zheng Ban was already in a state of ecstasy, and he asked extremely excitedly at this moment.
Yi Duanfang smiled shyly, and the people around him held their breath. They also wanted to know why this beauty liked the short and smooth Zheng Ban. Maybe it was for money, because of his figure and his face. , who can’t catch it
Besides, wouldn't he feel like he was going through hell on earth if he was pressed down and ravaged by such a disgusting man every day
Yi Duanfang's expression became serious, and he said calmly: "Because you are a man."
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Everyone was quiet for a few seconds, and then someone whispered: "I am a man too, I am much better than him."
Zheng Ban glared at the man fiercely, then said with a proud expression: "Yes, yes, I am a very manly man."
Yi Duanfang burst out laughing and said, "That's right, and Mr. Zheng Ban, you seem to be very knowledgeable, and you must be knowledgeable about the past and present. You should know that many emperors in ancient times had the habit of cutting off their sleeves, well... . .." At this point, he smiled shyly and said, "Mr. Zheng Ban is an emperor in the eyes of others, so... you must not care about whether the person next to you is a boy or a girl." ?”
Everyone stood there stunned as a cold wind blew by.
Outside the door, Wang Weixi in a suit stood there. Seeing this scene, he turned around calmly and walked out silently.
Chen Kexin waved to him happily, and Wang Weixi held his forehead, silently thinking to himself, "I don't know them, I don't know them."
"You... you are?" Zheng Ban was obviously frightened.
Yi Duanfang nodded shyly, and then said pitifully: "But if you are willing, I can perform sex reassignment surgery for you!"
Zheng Ban took a few steps back, and several people behind him quickly supported him.
Men and women throughout the creative world screamed in horror as they finally came to their senses.
Chen Kexin held her stomach and laughed "hahahaha", and the corners of Chen Keren's mouth also raised slightly.
"God... crazy! How could I like a man! Pervert! It's really... unlucky that there is such a person here!" After saying that, he hurried away with his buttocks between his legs.
Wang Weixi looked at Zheng Ban who got into the car and left in despair, and then walked in with a serious face.
The CEO kept wiping his sweat at this time and said helplessly: "Keren... this..."
Yi Duanfang took off the wig. The golden wig was not as charming as his own hair.
"Oh my god, this drama is so... so tiring!"
Then everyone suddenly realized that it was just acting.
However, they still focused their attention on Yi Duanfang's face. No matter how they looked at it, a man who looked so beautiful could easily overwhelm thousands of Chinese women!
The CEO also understood something. He wiped his cold sweat, laughed dryly and said, "Well, it's time to get off work. Let's all leave." Then he patted Chen Keren on the shoulder and whispered, "Keren, you have a good friend. ”
Chen Keren suddenly remembered something... Her CEO seemed... He seemed to be gay...
"Husband~" Chen Kexin looked at Wang Weixi and ran over happily.
Chen Keren looked at Yi Duanfang, who was taking out the two apples from his chest. She turned around and saw the CEO's obsessed eyes. She whispered: "Not a friend, he is my boyfriend."
Bang bang bang...
Chen Keren was heartbroken when he heard the CEO's heartbreak.
The corners of her mouth raised proudly.
"My dear, you are finally here~" Yi Duanfang turned around, looked at Wang Weixi, and moved closer excitedly.
Chen Kexin and Wang Weixi looked at each other and smiled, then raised their right feet one after another, and forced Yi Duanfang back. Yi Duanfang threw the wig to Chen Kexin, snorted and said: "Really, you stingy, okay, okay, okay, I’ll just stop making trouble.”
Chen Keren had already stepped forward from the desk and stood behind Yi Duanfang. She snorted coldly: "Miss Yi Duanfang, how should I thank you?"
Yi Duanfang's body stagnated, and he slowly turned to look at Chen Keren. At this moment, there was an evil look on her face that looked like a smile but not a smile. He shook his head and said: "Serving Miss Keren is what you should do, but... Miss Ren, you... um... oh!"
Before he could finish speaking, he was thrown to the ground by Chen Keren with a beautiful shoulder throw.
Wang Weixi and Chen Kexin looked at him with sympathy. At this moment, his buttocks were pointing up. Under his short cheongsam, a pair of red boxer briefs blinded the girls.
I heard the women around me shouting "Ah!", and some excitedly said, "Ah! He is actually wearing red boxers."
Yi Duanfang quickly turned over, tightened his legs, and said gloomily: "Can't I wear the red one?"
Chen Keren covered her mouth and snickered. Yi Duanfang gave her a fierce look and said, "It's all your fault! You know, I won't help you."
Chen Keren put away his smile, but Yi Duanfang continued to complain: "People's good intentions are regarded as a donkey's liver and lungs. Chen Keren, I should cruelly watch you being annoyed by that short, fat man with a file. I'll be annoyed to death." "
Chen Kexin and Wang Weixi laughed playfully, and the meaning conveyed in their eyes was self-evident.
Chen Keren walked up to Yi Duanfang and squatted down slowly. She pinched Yi Duanfang's chin and gave a soft smile at the corner of her mouth. Chen Keren like this was very charming, mysterious and elegant, and was the star of the entire company. Everyone was stunned and focused all their attention on Chen Keren.
Chen Keren leaned into Yi Duanfang's ear and said calmly: "Since you scared away my husband-in-law candidate, then, Yi Duanfang, just pay me one. I want you." ,How about it?"
After saying that, she slowly stood up and walked out of the company.
Yi Duanfang was stunned. When Chen Kexin and Wang Weixi heard this, they both laughed excitedly. Wang Weixi came over and pulled Yi Duanfang up and said, "Let's go, you slow man."
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