178 Just be obedient
"What's wrong? Are you nearsighted?"
Li Fan couldn't help but ask.
Although he is not a so-called glasses lover, if Murong Ying wears glasses, maybe she will have a different flavor! For example, Liao Wushuang, the beautiful teacher Liao, wears a pair of black-rimmed glasses. She looks cute, cute, and cultured, which is very good.
But Murong Ying's beauty is an otherworldly beauty. If you use something vulgar like glasses, on the contrary... it will make you feel a bit ashamed, tsk tsk...
He was just thinking about it when Murong Ying poked him with her finger, which scared Li Fan.
"What the hell are you doing? Are you going to murder your husband?"
Li Fan looked at Murong Ying's two fingers, this thing is a big killer!
"You are too timid."
Murong Ying couldn't help rolling her eyes, "I won't really stab you to death."
"When a man makes a mistake, a horse makes a mistake!"
Li Fan said with lingering fear, "There is still a chance that the gun may go off!"
"My infuriating energy is safer than a gun with the safety on."
Murong Ying was extremely confident, and Li Fan murmured in his heart, why doesn't this woman go to heaven
"There are no absolutes in the world, so don't be too confident. If you really kill me, where will you find such a good fiancé?"
"It doesn't matter if you die, as long as your bloodline can be inherited."
Murong Ying looked at Li Fan with a smile, making Li Fan feel uncertain.
"why are you laughing?"
"My knowledge in some aspects may not have been comprehensive before, and I made some jokes. But I made up for it a little bit, and I also know the conditions for conception."
Murong Ying's words made Li Fan feel cold and had a bad premonition.
"In order to produce excellent offspring after your death, I once collected some of your chromosomes while you were sleeping."
"What the hell?"
Li Fan's bad premonition was finally confirmed. It's too late. Just collect semen and collect chromosomes! It’s so artistic, who are you pretending to be a scientist
"How did you collect it?"
When Li Fan started having sex, it couldn't be Murong Ying...
"What a beast. You actually did such an unscrupulous thing while I was sleeping!"
"Haha, you think too much."
Unexpectedly, Murong Ying didn't look shy at all, "As the leader of the martial arts alliance and the successor of the Murong family, how could I do that kind of thing? I asked Tiezhu to help you do it."
"Oh my lady!"
Tie Zhu covered his face shyly, "I promised you not to tell anyone, I'm a good person!"
"Uncle Fang, drive well!"
Yaguang covered her face and looked at the road ahead. Damn it!
Li Fan's heart was really broken. He felt that he was no longer pure! He was severely defiled by Tiezhu!
"Your chromosomes have been refrigerated by me."
Murong Ying seemed a little proud, "Even if you die, I won't worry."
"Worried about your sister!"
Li Fan felt like something was blocking his heart, and he couldn't recover for a long time. He was full of despair in life. What should he do? Did he lose it like this for the first time
Why do I feel like I want to cry...
"Don't be sad, Tie Zhu will be responsible for you."
Murong Ying's words made Li Fan want to cry even more.
"Uncle, this is my first time too... I'm so shy..."
Tie Zhu's words also made Li Fan collapse again. What the hell is going on!
I’m unhappy, I’m so unhappy! But there is nothing we can do.
"Okay, if you say the rest is useless, put your glasses on quickly and let me take a look."
Murong Ying and Li Fan had been getting along for several months, and they also had various confrontations. But she also lost more than she won. After all, Li Fan never forgave others.
"Forget it, I accept my fate."
Li Fan sighed deeply, then picked up the pair of glasses and placed them on the bridge of his nose.
This is a pair of flat mirrors with no power. After putting them on, there is no dizzy feeling. Murong Ying looked Li Fan up and down, then nodded with satisfaction.
"Yes, he looks a lot more like a human than a dog."
"I wonder, are you so complimentary?"
"When did I say you were human?"
"Okay, I'm not a human, I'm a dog."
Li Fan barked twice, and Murong Ying nodded, "If you say that, I won't refute you."
"I am a dog, and you are the dog's wife. Wife, you have nothing to do. You can see when we mate and give birth to a bunch of puppies."
"Believe it or not, the next time I poke my eyeballs will be yours!"
Murong Ying stretched out two more fingers, with her super-strength sword energy condensed on them!
"Okay, pretend I didn't say that."
Li Fan shrugged his shoulders. Under the power, he could only stop for a while.
"Also, my father is a very traditional person. He came here today probably just to find trouble. Remember the three chapters of agreement I made with you, never get into trouble. My father is much stronger than me. If he wants to If I take action against you, I can only give you a beautiful funeral."
"It's too late. My father-in-law is coming. I have nothing to be afraid of!"
Li Fan also risked his life, "Since ancient times, the father-in-law and the son-in-law have been enemies. I'm afraid that if I'm just a fool, I'll be a good man again twenty years later!"
"Why do you sound like you are generously serving righteousness? My father is not a Japanese spy back then."
"It's better to let me go back to the days of the Anti-Japanese War!"
Li Fan raised his arms and shouted, "When the time comes, I will carry a gun and join the army! With my skills, the little Japs who don't fight will cry for their fathers and mothers! By then, I will also form an armed group behind enemy lines to tear the Japs to pieces." "
"Do you think there were no masters back then?"
Murong Ying reminded Li Fan, "The Chinese masters at that time were also dispatched, but there were also many masters from the island country. The two sides also fought a big battle, and both sides suffered losses. After that, the island country surrendered, and we also signed a non-aggression treaty. , to avoid too many casualties among the masters on both sides, but since then, the two countries have not been able to tell who is the orthodox in martial arts. Everyone says that they are the orthodox and that they have strong kung fu."
"Baba, I just had a fight with a guy named Yamada a few days ago."
"Yamada, Yamada Kazuo?"
When Murong Ying heard this, she was stunned and looked at Li Fan twice, "You... fight with him?"
"yes!"
Li Fan nodded, "This old guy is quite powerful, reaching the top... Tsk, tsk, I thought all the little devils were committing seppuku."
"About three years ago... I met him once."
Murong Ying continued, "Although I defeated him... but he also severely injured me. This Yamada Kazuo studied under the Vajra Sect and practiced the Vajra Fu Magic Power. I am still impressed to this day. This man is very powerful. You can learn from it. Escaping from his hands can be regarded as a fluke.”
"I didn't run away, I killed him."