198 Do you have the habit of Longyang
"Brother Li is a little too cautious."
Yan Kai looked at Li Fan's cautious look and couldn't help laughing, "I, Yan, have withdrawn from the Jinyi Guards, what do you have to worry about?"
"Is that a place where you can go in as soon as you enter and retreat as soon as you want to retreat?"
Li Fan didn't believe it, "Are you teasing a three-year-old child?"
"Of course it's not that easy to retreat, but where Yan wants to retreat, no one can stop me!"
"Don't tell me, I actually heard your name."
Li Fanduo glanced at Yan Kai and said, "Speaking of which, you are really a master disciple of Wudang. I really can't believe it."
"Why can't you believe it? I am the proud one of heaven! No one on Wudang Mountain is my rival. It's really boring to stay here."
Yan Kai sighed, "Those people of the same generation are even more boring. They just practice martial arts every day, which is no fun at all. And those women in Wudang Mountain are like flies, they keep clinging to me, and they are annoying." died."
"Damn it, please don't talk in such a casual way, okay?"
“What does current recharge mean?”
Yan Kai looked at Li Fan in confusion. It seemed that he didn't know enough about modern otaku culture.
"That's what it means to be a winner in life!"
Li Fan clenched his fists. Is this guy here to show off
"Oh, that's indeed suitable for me. Cash, well, I am cash."
Yan Kai nodded and accepted the word without hesitation, "So Wudang Mountain has no meaning to me. Master Tao, I have ambitions in all directions, but the world under the mountain is more exciting."
"Then you can continue to be wonderful. I'm going home."
Li Fan was too lazy to pay attention to Yan Kai and turned to leave.
"Hey, Brother Li, why are you so anxious? Although you and I are very different in status, we have met once. You might as well put down your grudges. I don't mind that you are not as good as me in all aspects. Let's talk in all fairness. How about chatting?"
"Get out of here, uncle!"
Li Fan scolded his mother, "How do you think you are being fair? Go to the doctor quickly, my balls hurt when I look at you!"
"My balls hurt? Brother Li is talking about Gao pills?"
Yan Kai thought for a while, "This should be a symptom of kidney yin deficiency. I happen to know some Huang-Lao techniques. Why don't you help Brother Li take a look?"
"Get out of here! I'll beat you up!"
Li Fan angrily shook up his Qi, and the dust around him was blown away by his Qi, forming a circular ripple that spread in all directions.
"It just so happens that my strength has improved recently, and I haven't found anyone to fight against yet!"
"Ahem, isn't it a bit hurtful to fight and kill every day?"
I don't know why, although Yan Kai prides himself on his martial arts skills, he feels a little guilty when he sees Li Fan. Hey, if I were still as strong as before, how could I be afraid of this young man!
"Then why did you come to me? You don't want to play mahjong with me, do you?"
"It's not necessary to play mahjong... But like I said, I do want to quit my job as Jin Yiwei."
Yan Kai said boldly, "But after all, this organization has been established for a long time. It is difficult to get in and it is not easy to get out. They gave me one last task. As long as I complete it, they will approve my resignation. But I am alone in this task." Although it can be completed, in order to consolidate the friendship between the two of us, I decided to ask you to help me."
"piss off!"
Li Fan rolled his eyes, he was looking for him to help him, but he still had such a loud tone! Only a devil would help him!
"Brother Li, why are you so ignorant of humor!"
Yan Kai hurriedly said, "This is the first time for me, Yan Kai, to ask someone to help me with my boxing. You should feel happy!"
"Let me ask you, are you a beauty?"
"Of course not, Master Dao is a capable man!"
Yan Kai said seriously.
"Yeah, then I'll help you, how much can you give me?"
"This is the friendship between us. How can it be measured by money?"
"Okay, I'm not interested in sex or wealth. I'll help you. Am I sick or are you sick?"
"It's so sad when you say that."
Yan Kai sighed, "We can be considered brothers in any way. How many years older than you are I can be said to be your elder brother. Should wealth be used to measure the relationship between brothers?"
"You are quite familiar with me!"
Li Fan spat, "Who is your brother? We have met once and only had one fight!"
"As the saying goes, if you don't fight, you won't get to know each other."
Yan Kai immediately said, "You and I are just the hypocritical people who fight. We cherish each other and cherish each other."
"Go away, who cares about you, why don't you show some face!"
"Don't deny it, men should be honest."
"Damn it, I'm honest enough, okay? Get out of here! I get annoyed when I see you!"
"On Wudang Mountain, some male disciples can't resist my charm and have some strange feelings towards me."
Yan Kai pointed at his eyes and said softly, "Brother Li, although you have been resisting on the surface, my eyes can see through your heart!"
"Look at you big-headed devil! How about a fight?"
Li Fan stretched out his palms in front of him, making a hand gesture.
"Sure enough, hitting means kissing and scolding means loving each other. You want to have the most authentic communication, right?"
Yan Kai said, stretched out his hand and started to lick his waistband, "Wait for me, I will come with you!"
"Wait a minute!"
Li Fan quickly stretched out his hand to stop Yan Kai's next move.
"Nima, can you please stop doing such obscene actions, it feels very wrong?"
"I just showed off my big sword."
"Oh, Dabao Sword is your sister!"
Li Fan is about to collapse. Is this Yan Kai unintentional or intentional
"I'm so impressed with you, why don't you! Tie your belt back for me!"
"Do you really not want it? But my enthusiasm has already burned up."
"Burn you ghost! Damn it! Otherwise I will explode your anus into eight petals!"
Yan Kai's face darkened, he frowned, and after thinking for a long time, he asked.
"You... really have that kind of hobby?"
"No!"
Li Fan emphasized loudly.
"Then why Brother Li was so incomprehensible about that beautiful woman just now."
"Damn it, please just stay out of our business, as if you are a love saint!"
"Women are too noisy. I, Yan Kai, have said that I will never marry a woman in the future."
Yan Kai expressed his true feelings, "I would rather find a like-minded man to join hands with me than find a woman to spend the rest of my life!"
"You should leave quickly. If you don't leave, I will call the police."
Li Fan hurriedly waved his hand, he was already exhausted mentally and physically.
"Brother Li, no matter whether you have Longyang's habit or not, I don't dislike you. But I hope you can help me with this matter. You don't need to run away. I drove a luxury car to pick you up."
"Haha, impossible."
Li Fan raised three fingers, "Just these three words! Impossible!"