216 Extraordinary Express
"Extraordinary Express?"
Yin Xiaoru frowned and looked at the three teenagers sitting in front of her, her eyebrows furrowed slightly.
"What I'm looking for is the Guan Family Escort Agency, not some extraordinary express delivery! Besides, I don't send express delivery, so you've found the wrong person!"
Saying that, Yin Xiaoru wanted to get up and leave. But Li Fan laughed and added.
"My friend, since you are looking for the Guan Family Escort Agency, you are right. The person sitting next to me is the only successor of the Guan Family Escort Agency, Guan Wenbao."
“…”
Yin Xiaoru stopped and looked back at Guan Wenbao a few more times. With a red complexion and thick eyebrows and big eyes, he does have a family look. I came here today to make an appointment with him to escort him. But things seemed to be beyond her expectations. What the hell is Extraordinary Express!
"If you want to be escorted, we are the right person for you."
Li Fan strongly recommended himself, "My kung fu and that of this guy are not much different, and the reputation of Extraordinary Express is not outstanding. If you hire us to escort you, you won't alert people who shouldn't be alerted, or leak rumors that shouldn't be leaked."
"No, I don't trust you."
Yin Xiaoru said very directly.
"Miss Yin, if you have other choices, why don't you choose one of those famous escort agencies, but you choose the Guan Family Escort Agency, which has been in decline for who knows how long and has long since disappeared from the world?"
Li Fan made a gesture, and Xiaosi, who was sitting quietly next to him listening to music, took off his headphones, straightened his glasses, and said to Yin Xiaoru.
"If I'm not wrong, Miss Yin, you can't find other escort agencies, right? Then let me guess, what's the reason why you don't find other escort agencies? Or, it's because you have something to transport. The problem, either, is that there is a problem with your identity. But no matter which one it is, you have to choose us, right?"
“…”
Yin Xiaoru didn't say anything for a while, this little four-eyed guy is so scheming!
All the worries I had were solved by him!
"Miss Yin, actually you don't have to worry too much."
Li Fan fiddled with his fingers, and the old god said calmly, "As for the Wenbao, what the Guan family should have, our Extraordinary Express will also have. Your escort this time, we will definitely complete it for you. And this time We will not leak the mission to any party. As for the price, it is the going rate and we will not ask for a penny more. If the mission fails, you can take my head. What do you think of this condition?"
"Tch, what's the use of your head?"
Yin Xiaoru curled her lips and said, "Useless chips!"
"Then what do you want?"
Yin Xiaoru glanced at the three of them and said, "If the mission fails, I want all three of you to be my subordinates!"
"Okay, but there are more than three of us, there is one more, can we count them together?"
Li Fan asked with a smile.
Yin Xiaoru looked them over for a while, looking at the majestic Li Fan, the tall and mighty Guan Wenbao, and the scheming Xiao Siyan, thinking that this other person was probably not inferior to them!
"Okay, okay, that's great, but where is the fourth person?"
Yin Xiaoru looked around, but Li Fan clapped his hands, "No, he's here."
Yin Xiaoru turned around and saw a man walking over wearing a plaid shirt, dirty jeans, and black canvas shoes.
As the man walked, he covered his butt and said with pain on his face.
"Damn it, brother, if I had known I wouldn't have eaten so much hot pot in the morning... I'm so surprised... I almost exploded."
Yin Xiaoru's heart trembled, this, is this the fourth person
"If you can't eat spicy food, then don't eat so much!"
Li Fan complained, "I have no self-control at all!"
"Theoretically, diarrhea won't cause your anus to explode."
Xiaosi pushed up his glasses and said seriously, "But anal prolapse is still a possibility. If you don't control your diet, you will have to withdraw from this mission."
"Hey, no, gentlemen, I'm wrong, why don't you?"
Huang Lei hurriedly said, "I'll treat you to this meal, I'll treat you... Damn it, look at this curry, it's so crazy like I just jumped up!"
Yin Xiaoru had already vomited.
"Get out of here, uncle! If you can speak! If you can't speak, sit down quickly!"
Li Fan yelled angrily, "You look at our distinguished customer, Miss Yin, so angry that she vomited!"
While Yin Xiaoru retched, she said to herself, "My aunt, this is disgusting!"
“…”
Guan Wenbao didn't say a word, but silently took out a box of Xielipin from his pocket and pushed it in front of Huang Lei.
"Oh, Lao Guan still loves me."
Huang Lei took two pills, "But why do you still have this thing on you?"
"Having been in the Jianghu for a long time, I am naturally better prepared for medicine."
Guan Wenbao said calmly, "I also have Yu Ting. Do you want two pills?"
"Get out! You crook! I'm going to discredit the Guan family!"
"You misunderstood, I just like to prepare some medicine."
Guan Wenbao can be called a mobile medicine jar, and a pocket bag wrapped around his waist is filled with various pills.
"Hey, Lao Guan, do you have Viagra?"
Li Fan looked at Guan Wenbao with a wicked smile.
"what is that?"
"Theoretically, it's Viagra, used to enhance virility."
Bai Linluo explained from the side.
"Oh, no."
Guan Wenbao shook his head, but took out a dark thing from his pocket, "But there is an old dog whip, and it works well. My dear friend, do you want to try it?"
"Forget it...put that thing away..."
"Yes, benefactor."
"you… "
Yin Xiaoru looked at the four people with suddenly changed styles, with cold sweat on her face, "I... I'd better change to another escort agency..."
"Miss Yin, our Extraordinary Express is truly your best choice and your only choice."
Li Fan said, "If you are worried, you can choose to escort us with us."
"It's possible, but I still don't believe you."
Yin Xiaoru rolled her eyes, "I want to test your strength first."
"Ha, what a joke!"
Huang Lei looked at Yin Xiaoru with disdain, "Who is my eldest brother? He is a master of magic! My eldest brother usually keeps a low profile, and his anger is very powerful."
"Oh? How powerful is it?"
"My eldest brother takes off his pants and farts, he can bring down a plane!"
"piss off!"
Li Fan kicked Huang Lei hard under the table. Can't this guy have a guard in his mouth
"That's enough... I don't want to listen to you anymore... That's enough..."
Yin Xiaoru rubbed her temples, "If you want me to be your escort, you must pass my test first."