247 Shocking words
"Xiao Yu, you have to understand uncle."
Da Dutong hurriedly said, "It's not easy for me, uncle. In order to practice this "Little Wuxiang Magic Skill", I have not been around women for so many years. You said, you are in your forties and you don't even have a wife. Uncle is miserable and lonely. As his subordinate, you should be considerate of him, right?"
"Dadu Tong, you can use your hands."
Yu Xi said calmly.
"What are you talking about! Using your hands is harmful to your health!"
Dadutong immediately emphasized, "Dadutong, I am a person who advocates healthy living and green environmental protection! How could such an unhealthy lifestyle be done by someone like me!"
"I was wrong, Dadu Tong."
Yu Xi's face was full of shame, "Then you can buy a dog."
“…”
Da Du was speechless for a while. After a long time, he waved his hand and said, "Okay, Xiao Yu... You may be a little tired and your mind is a little unclear. You go to rest first, this Li and I will Let’s talk to classmates.”
As he spoke, Da Dutong hooked his fingers, and a chair next to him immediately flew over and landed behind Li Fan.
"Classmate Li, when you get here, it's just like your own home. Just be casual and don't be polite."
"Can it really be the same as my own home?"
Li Fan asked further.
"certainly!"
"Can I pee in the pool?"
Li Fan felt the urge to urinate, and most of the veins on his forehead were straight.
"Classmate Li... tonight is a serious meeting, do you understand?"
"Okay, I'll endure it for now."
Li Fan could only shrug his shoulders, "Let's get straight to the point. What's the purpose of your visit to me? I don't think you're here to appreciate the moonlight?"
"Why not enjoy the beautiful moonlight?"
Dadu stretched out his hand in unison, and the juice on the table next to him flew into his hand.
Li Fan started to beat a drum in his heart. This guy's "Little Wuxiang Magic Skill" seems to have been practiced to perfection! It can even be integrated into his every move, which is really scary!
"Classmate Li, you are still a student, so I won't advise you to drink."
As Dadutong said, he waved his hand again, and a cup of green juice fell in front of Li Fan.
"Try this strange juice, I brewed it myself."
"Da Dutong, I'm a little confused when you say that."
Li Fan took the glass of kiwi juice but didn't drink it. Although he has little experience in the world, he also understands that if you can't eat the food given by others, try not to eat it.
"You came so far to find me, really just to look at the moon and drink juice?"
"Classmate Li, if you keep saying this, aren't you wasting this beautiful moonlight?"
"If you are a beautiful girl, I will definitely not waste it."
"A fellow-minded person!"
Most of them patted their thighs in unison, "It would be great if you were a woman!"
"I disappoint you, but I have a friend. Although he is a boy, he is as beautiful as a flower. If you like him, I can introduce him to you."
"Classmate Li is making fun of me. You are talking about Wudang genius Yan Kai."
Although Da Dutong was quite lecherous, he was not stupid and easily guessed who Li Fan was talking about.
"This man is indeed very handsome, but it's a pity that I don't like picking chrysanthemums, uncle."
"It seems we can't get along."
Li Fan put down the kiwi juice, "I have to go to class tomorrow, so I'll go back to bed first."
"The night is still long, so why be anxious."
Most of them waved in unison, and the chair stopped in front of Li Fan again.
"Why, does Dadutong want to keep people?"
Li Fan sneered and glanced at Yu Xi next to him.
"Classmate Li has misunderstood. I never take action against the juniors in the world."
Most of the students laughed and said, "The reason why I want to keep Mr. Li is because there are some things that I need to discuss with Mr. Li."
"If you have anything to say, just say it and listen."
Li Fan raised his head and said, "I would like to know what your plans are for tonight."
"Classmate Li, don't think of Jinyiwei as a bad place."
Da Dutong also put down the juice and asked Li Fan, "I just want to ask you, if there were no Jin Yiwei, what do you think the world would be like?"
"this… "
"It's hard to answer. I'll answer it for you."
Da Dutong continued, "If there were no Jinyiwei, I don't know how many people in the martial arts world would become unscrupulous. Heroes use force to break the law, classmate Li, there is some truth to this. Our existence is just like the police. Society. The existence of society requires law enforcement agencies to maintain order, and the order of the world is controlled by us. Our purpose is to crack down on those bad guys who do not follow the rules."
"Unfortunately, that's not what I saw."
Li Fan said coldly, "The Jin Yiwei I saw can do whatever it takes for the mission and kill without mercy! Some people even collude with wealthy businessmen and prey on the common people in order to please you! If the Jin Yiwei wants to maintain such an order, Then I would rather be an unruly bad guy!"
"After all, he is a young man and has a bad temper."
Da Dutong was not angry and continued to say slowly, "The team is too big to lead."
"This is your problem, not mine."
Li Fan would not sympathize with this lustful evil spirit.
"Li Fan, pay attention to your tone."
Yu Xi frowned and looked at Li Fan uncomfortably, "You are talking to our majority! Your disrespect for him is an enemy of our Jin Yiwei!"
"When did we become friends?"
Li Fan heard this and laughed loudly, "Jueqingdao, you are so funny. One eye is missing, and my IQ is also in arrears! I have never been afraid of you Jin Yiwei. At worst, we will fight for another three hundred rounds!"
"Why is Mr. Li so angry? Drink some juice to calm down the heat."
Da Dutong still said calmly, "I didn't come to you tonight just to fight with you."
"Are you finally willing to talk about your purpose?"
Li Fan suddenly put away his angry face and sat there quietly, looking at Da Dutong, "Then let's get into today's theme."
Dadu Tong glanced at Li Fan twice. He underestimated this young man! The angry look he had just now was all fake, forcing himself to say the words in advance. Originally, I wanted to tease this young man more and wear down his patience, but unexpectedly, he used his trick instead!
But that’s fine, it’s this kind of talent that I fancy.
"Classmate Li, I will give you a chance to reach the sky in one step."
Dadu Tong's words were astonishing, "You can worship me as your master, join my Imperial Guard, and become the fifth Black Guard! From now on, everyone in this world will fear your name!"
As soon as these words came out, even Yu Xi next to him was a little shocked.
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