027 made me cry
Feeling the softness on Lin Yuexian's chest, Li Fan seemed to have two little people flying out of his mind. They both looked like miniature versions of Li Fan, but one had small white wings and the other had a small black tail.
Li Fan with the little black tail kept shouting, "Li Fan! What are you waiting for! The opportunity has come! Get rid of this girl!"
Li Fan, who had small white wings, said seriously, "It's right!"
Damn, just be a little persistent, okay? Why did you give in so quickly? What about integrity, what about moral integrity!
Li Fan scolded him for being so unethical, how could he be like this! If this continues, how can we be a responsible young man in the new society? How to build a great motherland and how to embrace the great cause of socialism in the future!
Li Fan took two deep breaths of the aroma to calm himself down.
But at this moment, the dean finally made another move.
"My legs are numb from squatting... I have no energy. Let's take a taxi home."
Hearing the sound of taking out paper, the two of them breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, and they were done.
I didn’t expect that at such an old age, the dean would be so calm when going to the toilet! After carefully waiting for the dean to leave the toilet, Li Fan released his strength and fell down. His legs and arms were terribly sore. If it weren't for the latrine beneath me, I would have just sat down!
Lin Yuexian was put on the ground, looked at Li Fan angrily, stretched out a hand, raised and put it down several times, as if she didn't know whether to give Li Fan a slap or not.
It doesn’t matter if I fight, or if I don’t fight, it’s so confusing!
Lin Yuexian finally got so angry that she cried. She squatted on the ground, held her head and cried non-stop.
"My eldest lady, if you want to cry, let's go out and cry. It's too smelly here!"
Li Fan was already a little weak, and every breath he took here was filled with a slow feeling of guilt.
But Lin Yuexian ignored him and just squatted there crying.
"My eldest lady, please stop crying, okay?"
Li Fan was most afraid of girls crying. The key point was that Lin Yuexian cried but there was no movement at all. It was so weird! Especially crying in the men's room... how scary...
"Stop crying. Isn't it okay that I was wrong?"
Li Fan gently poked Lin Yuexian with his finger, but it was still soft. What on earth was this girl's body made of? She was such a strange creature.
How else can I admire Murong Ying? Although she is also a girl, she has never cried. A man bleeds but not sheds tears. This is absolutely true when it comes to Murong Ying!
"Stop crying, why don't I treat you to dinner?"
Lin Yuexian was still crying.
"I call you aunt, okay?"
Lin Yuexian still didn't look up.
"Holy shit, what do you want to do? Believe it or not, I'll shit in front of you too!"
Li Fan was furious and reached out to untie his belt. Lin Yuexian finally raised his head, hurriedly stretched out his hands and grabbed Li Fan's arm. His eyes were full of panic, like a frightened deer, which really frightened Li Fan. Fan felt a little distressed.
"Okay, don't be afraid. I'm not as bottom-lined as the dean."
Li Fan himself stood up and pulled Lin Yuexian, "Isn't it all out of necessity? I didn't mean it. Can you please stop being angry? As long as you don't get angry, I can promise you anything."
"real?"
When Lin Yuexian heard Li Fan's promise, she wiped her tears. Not to mention, the corners of her eyes were really red and a little swollen. She felt a little like Lin Daiyu, which was really distressing.
What I did may indeed be a bit excessive, but it was really a helpless act out of desperation.
"Yes, I swear to God, if I tell even half a lie, I will never be able to find a girlfriend in my life!"
"This oath is indeed quite cruel..."
Lin Yuexian thought about it seriously, "But without my help, you wouldn't have been able to find a girlfriend."
"That's too much to say!"
Li Fan couldn't laugh or cry, "Am I that unbearable?"
"Of course! You were playing tricks on me just now!"
"Yes, yes, I have committed a heinous crime. Please organize punishment."
Li Fan held up his hand and said, "If you want to kill or fight, I will never fight back!"
Unexpectedly, Lin Yuexian burst into tears and laughed, "Fuck you, whoever wants to kill you and beat you is not the evil old society."
She gave Li Fan a fierce look and said, "As long as you know you were wrong, don't do it again! I thought you protected me just now, so I'll let you go this time!"
“Thank you to the organization and thank you to the party!”
Li Fan said loudly, "Thank you China Red Sun!"
"Stop it, you bastard!"
Lin Yuexian gently pushed open the door of the single room and looked out, "There shouldn't be anyone around, let's go."
The two of them quietly walked out of the teaching building. It was already getting late, and there was almost no one else around. This was the first time for the two of them to leave school so late. When they left the teaching building, Li Fan finally couldn't help but ask.
"By the way...can I really not find a girlfriend?"
Li Fan feels that although he is not very handsome, his image is not bad, he is just an ordinary person.
"You're too far behind!"
Lin Yuexian adjusted her glasses, "First of all, from an image perspective, your image is extremely low..."
"What happened to my image? Aren't all normal people like this?"
"This is different. The most important thing about a person is his spirit!"
Lin Yue
"Don't everyone wear school uniforms?"
Li Fan said, "Look, I even drew Mickey Mouse on my clothes! It's not trendy anymore!"
"Oh my God… "
Lin Yue
"Do boys have to wash their hair all the time? They're not girls!"
"Is it the same? Don't men take care of their personal hygiene? What's the point!"
Lin Yue , plus your little crew cut, you have quite a campus style, which is also very good!"
Li Fan was very distressed, "I can cut my hair, but I can't change my shoes..."
"Do you only have one pair of shoes?"
"No... these are my practice shoes."
Li Fan pointed to his pair of iron shoes and said, "Made of pure iron, a pair has a net weight of ten kilograms."
"You can really talk nonsense..."
Lin Yuexian felt that Li Fan's words were not reliable at all, "Why didn't you say you knew the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms?"
"Then I can..."
Li Fan was about to strike up a conversation when he suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing by. He subconsciously turned his head and glanced into the woods next to the school.
"What are you looking at?"
"There seems to be someone."
Li Fan frowned slightly, and Lin Yuexian looked at the dark woods and shuddered subconsciously.
"I hate...scaring you."
"No...it seems like there is someone."
"I don't believe you... Come on, come with me to get the bike."