061 If you want to sleep, take advantage of it first
"What an injustice! What a huge injustice!"
Li Fan almost cried, "You were the one who forced me to kiss me that day, okay? My first kiss was just gone!"
"Don't worry, I will be responsible."
Murong Ying patted Li Fan on the shoulder domineeringly, "As long as you abide by women's ethics, I will never divorce you."
"Damn, my identity has been reversed, okay?"
"It's just the first kiss, I don't care, so what do you care about?"
Murong Ying rolled her eyes at Li Fan, "As a grown man, why do you like to chirp?"
Why was Li Fan so unhappy after being taught a lesson by a woman
"In short, you are still a legal citizen of the government, and the government will not do anything to you. As for Jin Yiwei... I guess they will not let you go."
"Damn it, blood mother..."
Li Fan reached out and took a golden marble that Murong Ying had hit in his hand.
"Your skill with hidden weapons is far behind that of that one-eyed woman."
"oh?"
Murong Ying raised her eyebrows slightly, "She is one-eyed?"
"Well, it's the same as Tiezhu, but not as ferocious as Tiezhu!"
"Holding a Tang sword in hand, good at flying needles?"
"Hey, how do you know?"
Li Fan was a little surprised, could his wife predict the future
"What's so hard to guess?"
Murong Ying smiled faintly, "How many people in this world don't know her name? Remember, the person who killed you today was Jueqingdao, one of the four black guards of Jinyiwei. Her name is Yu Xi."
"This name, this nickname, so cool!"
Li Fan whistled.
"Don't be rude, she is very powerful."
Murong Ying reminded Li Fan, "She is a top master, but she was defeated by you. It seems that she did suffer some serious internal injuries. However, in today's battle, she should have tested your strength. Next time, she will I won’t come looking for you.”
"Oh, is she afraid of being beaten by me?"
Li Fan immediately raised his chest.
"No, she doesn't bother to fight with you."
Murong Ying said, "Jinyiwei will send ordinary Baihu or Qianhu to deal with you."
"Fuck! Kill them!"
Li Fan was so angry that he worked together for a long time because he looked down on himself!
"Anyway, be more careful in the future."
Murong Ying thought for a while, "About Jin Yiwei... It seems that I can only ask Tiantian to check..."
She seemed reluctant and a little uneasy at the mention of the name. Who is this person named Tiantian who can make Murong Ying react like this
"Okay, go to sleep."
Murong Ying flicked her sleeves and said, "It's getting late, so I'll go back to sleep. Don't come back so late in the future, everyone is waiting for you."
"Everyone, who are you?"
Li Fan asked.
"Of course it's an iron pillar."
Murong Ying walked to her room without looking back.
"Madam, don't leave, let's sleep together tonight!"
"Okay, uncle!"
Tie Zhu's big body suddenly stopped in front of Li Fan and smiled brightly at Li Fan, "Young Master, feel free to come on, my body is very strong and durable!"
Depend on! Fuck your sister patiently!
"If you want to enter my room from now on, you have to pass the iron pillar first."
Murong Ying stood behind Tie Zhu and said calmly, "If you can't defeat Tie Zhu, you can't enter my house."
"I just did it!"
Li Fan rolled up his sleeves, "Today I'm going to break into my wife's house all night!"
With that said, Li Fan rushed towards Murong Ying's room.
"Uncle, you have to pass the iron pillar first!"
But Tie Zhu suddenly stretched out his arm as thick as a calf and blocked Li Fan's way.
"Wild bear hugging a tree!"
Li Fan suddenly stretched out his hands and hugged Tiezhu from the waist.
"Ah! Brother-in-law! I'm not mentally prepared yet!"
Tie Zhu's big round face immediately turned red with embarrassment, and Li Fan couldn't help but rolled his eyes.
Get ready sister!
"Pour it for me!"
Li Fan united his waist and horse, stepped on the ground with his feet, and exerted force on his waist. He grabbed a huge body like Tiezhu, leaned back, and fell backwards!
Tiezhu's waist and horse skills were also very good, but he couldn't stand firm and was knocked upside down by Li Fan!
"Boom!"
The ground of the entire small foreign-style building was shaken by the shock. Murong Ying stood there and saw this scene, her crescent-shaped willow eyebrows could not help but fly slightly.
Li Fan clapped his hands, looked at Murong Ying, and remembered the lines he heard tonight, so he laughed, "I will chase you. If I catch you, I will have sex with you!"
Murong Ying didn't say anything, she just raised her hand.
Li Fan turned around subconsciously, and Tie Zhu sat upright, holding his arms, his face full of excitement, and he was still shouting.
"Yeah! My uncle hugged me! Okay, it's so exciting! My uncle, I want more!"
"Oh no, are you a monster?"
Li Fan almost collapsed.
"Oh, uncle, I forgot to mention that in addition to the Chef Ding knife skills, I also practiced the iron cloth shirt for several years at the request of the eldest lady."
Tie Zhu scratched his bald head and said, "As a result, my practice went so far that my hair stopped growing."
Damn... I've become a monster after all!
"But my uncle's kung fu has improved so fast! Was the move just now also from Wu Qin Xi? I've never seen it before!"
Tie Zhu felt that the Wu Qin Xi used by her uncle was strange and different from what she knew.
Murong Ying also raised her ears. She also had this question, but was too embarrassed to ask.
"This is a kung fu that was born out of Wu Qin Xi, and I created it myself."
Li Fan pointed at himself, "It's called the Five-Animal Attack Technique! The move just now was a wild bear hugging a tree in the Bear Attack Technique!"
"My uncle is so awesome. Let's do it again! I want it! Hug! Hug!"
"Hold you big-headed devil!"
Li Fan ran away angrily, raised his foot and kicked the iron pillar. Unexpectedly, Tie Zhu used his body to block Li Fan's kick. Li Fan felt like he was kicked on an iron tower, and his calves were shaking.
Tie Zhu stretched out his hands, grabbed Li Fan's calf, and with a force of his body, Li Fan was thrown out like a discus.
Li Fan rolled in the air and fell to the ground.
"Okay, that's it."
Murong Ying suddenly said, "It's too late today. Don't make trouble or disturb the neighbors. Husband, please go back to sleep today and challenge again tomorrow."
"Okay! Come back tomorrow!"
Li Fan turned around and walked away angrily. When he returned to the room, Tie Zhu suddenly stopped smiling and spat out a mouthful of blood.
Murong Ying hurriedly stepped forward and tapped a few acupuncture points on her body to help her dredge her Qi and blood.
"Miss... my uncle's kung fu is getting better and better..."
Tie Zhu smiled sheepishly, "I'm afraid I won't be able to cure him..."
"It doesn't matter."
Murong Ying supported Tiezhu, "Go to my room to heal your wounds first, and I will teach you a few tricks to defeat his Five Birds Attack Technique tomorrow!"