064 Brain Teasers
"I just said it, and you just listened to it. Everyone laughed and pretended that I didn't say anything!"
Li Fan was speechless. With my academic performance, I can't even get enough of roasted sweet potatoes from Tsinghua University and Peking University! With his virtue, even if he was admitted to Lanxiang Technical School, he could only get into it by recommendation!
"By the way, does the date tonight still count?"
Li Fan suddenly thought of something important and asked quickly.
"Fuck you! What a date, it's obviously just a make-up lesson!"
Lin Yuexian was so angry that she pinched Li Fan's ear again, causing Li Fan to grin.
Even if the Qi can be trained to the ears, it will not be as abundant as the muscles. Being pinched by Lin Yuexian really hurt.
"Yes, yes, make up lessons. Whether I can go to Tsinghua University depends on Teacher Lin's teachings!"
"What's your current academic performance... What's your age rank?"
Lin Yuexian couldn't help but ask.
The total age is more than 500. If you want to be admitted to a school like Tsinghua University and Peking University, only the top ten can do it. The enrollment rate of private secondary schools is quite good, otherwise there wouldn’t be so many parents spending extra money to send their children here.
"My grades are quite stable!"
Li Fan is full of confidence.
"Oh? How much can you queue?"
"Always around five hundred."
Lin Yuexian almost vomited blood and wanted to kick Li Fan out of the car!
"Your sister! Then you will be lucky if you can get into Tsinghua University and Peking University!"
"You can't say that!"
Li Fan immediately became serious, "I am a boy, with potential and courage! As long as I am willing, these more than five hundred people will be a matter of minutes for me!"
"You can talk nonsense!"
Lin Yuexian was so angry that Li Fan was so eloquent.
"Anyway, I told you, you can just ask for your own blessings. No matter what, don't go against the school!"
"I'll try my best."
Li Fan shrugged, "I hope they won't take the initiative to mess with me, otherwise I will never be polite to them!"
"What's the use of doing this!"
Lin Yuexian was extremely anxious, "Is now the time to say these words! You really want to be expelled!"
"Who wants to be expelled, but I don't want to be a coward either!"
Li Fan said rebelliously, "Although we are students, the school can't bully others too much!"
"Since you are a student, you should listen to the teacher!"
Lin Yuexian said, "How else can I go to college?"
"College is just an option for our future."
Li Fan emphasized, "In order to go to college, you cannot choose to succumb to violence! Surrender to evil! Comrade Xiaolin, you must carry the banner of the red scarf and don't let the enemy corrupt our spirit! Wear our will!"
"You can pull me down... It's like we're going to fight..."
"You must have a spirit of resistance!"
Li Fan said seriously, "If the teachers and the school treat me well, treat me as a real student, teach me knowledge, and help me grow. I have nothing else to say, buy a big banner and hang it for them!" But look at our school, is it like that? Let’s not talk about the different treatment in normal times, let’s talk about making up classes during holidays! 50 per class, a total of 800 yuan per holiday! When making up classes, does he give lectures? Not yet Let us make our own papers! Is this a class? This is a money grab!"
"It's not right to charge arbitrary fees... Who said we are students... Just bear with it and it will be over. Why should we stand out..."
Lin Yuexian advised.
"Yes, everyone thinks so."
Li Fan was quite disdainful, "You have to endure it, and I have to endure it, that's why the current school has become such a ghost! Anyway, if you don't resist, I will resist! If you don't want to be the leader, I will be the leader. ! I want to see if I can beat the school!"
"Why don't you come here! With your IQ, are you still teasing the school?"
"What's wrong with my IQ? It's amazing, okay? I'm usually humble and low-key! If I want to study hard, I will be the first in the grade! I just don't want to compete with you!"
"Yeah?"
Lin Yuexian was sitting on the back seat of the bicycle, swinging her long legs, rolling her eyes, and suddenly asked.
"Then let me give you a puzzle?"
"Come!"
"Suppose there are two people living on a desert island, one is named I love you, and the other is named I don't love you..."
"What the hell are these names!"
"Don't interrupt!"
Lin Yuexian rolled her eyes at Li Fan, "Suddenly one day, I don't love you anymore and I die. What is the name of the remaining person?"
"I love you."
"Yes, I knew it. You see, you have been plotting against me!"
Lin Yuexian raised her neck like a victorious little hen.
"Damn... you are a big trap!"
Li Fan was very speechless. Is there any other way to play like this
"Hehe, so you are a fool. Okay, let's stop here and see you tonight!"
Two blocks in front of the school, Lin Yuexian called Li Fan.
"Fine… "
Li Fan had nothing to say. This girl's intelligence was too high. If he played a puzzle with her, he would obviously lose. Hey, when I was born in the early years, I didn’t add enough intelligence points...
He bid farewell to Lin Yuexian and entered the school alone. What surprised him was that the school security guards had been changed! The old, weak, sick and disabled people of the past were gone, and there were two muscular men standing at the door, like door gods.
When the surrounding students saw them, they were afraid to hide away, but Li Fan put his hands in his pockets and walked in from the main entrance in a swaggering manner.
As he was walking to class, his cell phone rang, and he saw it was Murong Ying calling.
What is this woman doing to me? It was so early in the morning, could it be that you were thinking about yourself
"Hey, madam, do you miss me?"
Li Fan picked up the phone and started teasing mode directly.
"no."
Turns out that voice on the other end of the phone was so cold it could freeze someone to death! Li Fan sighed, trying to tease Murong Ying was too difficult after all! The brain circuit of this martial arts leader is so different from that of a normal woman!
"Then what are you doing on the phone?"
"I'm just reminding you that I'm not at school these two days and no one will protect you. Please calm down and don't cause trouble."
Murong Ying kindly reminded, "I heard that the principal has already found someone to deal with you."
"Am I that easy to deal with?"
Li Fan curled his lips and said, "Have some confidence in your husband, okay? With my IQ, I can kill you instantly!"
"Did you take the wrong medicine today?"
"Damn, you just took the wrong medicine! You don't believe it, right? I'll give you the debut question!"
Li Fan recalled the puzzle that Lin Yuexian had said, then grabbed the phone and said, "One day, two brothers lived on a desert island. One said I love you, and the other said I don't love you. Suddenly one day, Click a big thunder and kill me for not loving you! Let me ask you, what is the name of the remaining person? "
"survivor."
Murong Ying said calmly, Li Fan almost dropped the phone! Damn, you don’t play according to the routine!
Li Fan was holding his breath when a shout came from in front of him.
"Which class are you in? Cell phones are not allowed in school!"