716 Brother Driver
Sun Qingchen also abides by the rules. He basically doesn't eat meat the day before a mission, so as not to let out energy and distract him.
But neither the Demon King nor Bodhi said this. They encouraged each other and took advantage of the rest time to sneak out of the seven-star guest house.
"Shall we drive or take a taxi?"
After Bodhi came out, he asked.
"You have to keep a low profile on this matter. Let's take a taxi."
Seeing the pickup trucks and buns on the streets, the Demon King felt that driving a Wrangler was a bit high-profile.
The two men stood at the door of the hotel and hailed a passing van.
Most of the vans here are China’s legendary vans, Wuling Hongguang. This kind of bread can be called an MVP fighter. It is extremely cost-effective and very popular on this small island!
This yellow rental billboard is placed on the roof of the silver van, and almost all the streets are full of these taxis.
Moreover, the people on this island mainly speak Chinese. The driver rolled down the window, looked at the two demon kings, and asked with a pure Dazazi accent.
"Brothers, would you like to get in the car?"
"Walk!"
Without saying a word, the Demon King opened the car door and got into the car with Bodhi.
"Where are you going, brother?"
The driver started the car and the van swayed a few times before slowly getting on the road.
"How can you have fun here?"
"Oh, it's such a coincidence that you two came here! We are in the middle of a tourist city recently! We planned a cultural park a few days ago. Do you want to go and have a look?"
"Forget it about the park..."
The Demon King was more specific, "We want to go somewhere where men play."
"Oh my God, why didn't you tell me earlier! If you had told me earlier, I wouldn't have known!"
The driver laughed and said, "Okay, I'll take you two somewhere. It'll be fun!"
"You won't trick us, will you?"
The Demon King patted his 38 pose and said, "I am not a vegetarian."
"Brother, you are so funny!"
The driver picked up a shotgun from the side and threw it on the passenger side, "Who doesn't carry one of these for self-defense? Besides, don't you believe me? You can tell by my accent that I am Northeast Silver!" Our Nagada is real!"
"Why did Northeast come here..."
"Isn't it that I can't survive in my hometown? I'm thinking about going abroad and venturing into the outside world! I didn't expect that our family is so big that we have to travel so far and still be within the national border! But it's pretty good here, at least. Live freely.”
As soon as the driver finished speaking, he suddenly remembered the sound of a siren behind him.
Several people looked back and saw a pickup truck coming up behind them. A man in a red turban was holding a Gatling with his gun pointed at them.
"Holy shit, is this dry wool?"
The Demon King was taken aback.
"Oh, I'm sorry, my other brother."
The driver said shyly, "In addition to being a driver, I also do some part-time work for the rebels! I guess the government forces are targeting me, but it doesn't matter, it's commonplace, don't be afraid!"
As he spoke, he ordered, "Both of you, fasten your seat belts."
As soon as he finished speaking, the accelerator was already pressed to the end!
The two people felt their bodies shake suddenly, and then they jumped forward with the car as if their backs were being pushed!
This Wuling Hongguang still feels like pushing back? That's right
The driver drove this Chinese magic car and fled crazily on the road!
The pickup truck followed behind was also a sacred vehicle produced by Great Wall China, which was strong and durable.
The machine gunner grabbed Gatling and fired repeatedly at Wuling Hongguang in front!
The bullets were scattered like crazy as if they were free of charge!
Many cars in the back suffered unreasonable disasters. The people who were beaten were turned over and several cars were blown up! The pickup continued its rampage, chasing the van.
The driver drove calmly and flexibly turned into a small alley nearby.
"Don't be afraid, you two. The government troops are a bunch of idiots and noobs. They drive like women!"
As the driver spoke, he knocked over several trash cans nearby and headed to the other side of the alley.
The pickup truck is slightly wider and this alley seems difficult to navigate. It turned a corner at the alley and went around from the other side!
"Oh my God! You are playing at the speed of life and death, can you not take us with you!"
The Demon King almost vomited, "Let's get out of the car!"
"This is not okay, I am a principled person!"
The driver said firmly, "For more than 20 years, I have been taking guests to the places they want to go most, rain or shine!"
"Fuck, if we keep driving like this, we will go to the west!"
"Don't worry, leave it to me."
The driver looked like an experienced driver. He drove the van out of the alley, and the pickup truck also turned from the street next to it.
The driver held the steering wheel with one hand, picked up the shotgun with the other hand, placed it on the passenger window, and fired a shot at the pickup truck!
"boom!"
The driver of the pickup truck was sprayed to a pulp and fell on the steering wheel.
The pickup truck lost control and crashed into the small western-style building next to it. It completely broke through the wall and rushed into the western-style building.
The driver put down the shotgun, opened the glove box, took out a Zhongnanhai, and slowly lit it.
"Two big brothers, how are you doing? Isn't it exciting?"
The driver asked.
"It's exciting... It's exciting!"
The Demon King was so angry that he wanted to scold his mother. He hadn't even left the mission yet, and he almost made an inexplicable confession in a place like this!
Why is it so dangerous to take a taxi on this small island
"Amitabha, calm down."
Bodhi comforted the Demon King and said, "Please ask the driver to take us to the place as soon as possible. The poor monk can't wait to discuss Buddhism."
"What does it mean to discuss Buddhism?"
The driver obviously didn't understand such a profound thing, "I don't understand. But we're almost there, just ahead."
The two of them followed the driver's finger and looked over. There was a small courtyard in front of them. A red lantern was lit at the courtyard door. The meaning of pink was very obvious.
"Let's do this. Prostitution used to be legal."
The driver brother said, "However, after the new government came to power, the tax collection in this area has been very tight. Many places can no longer operate and cannot make ends meet! The daily work of a few ladies is not enough to support those officials! From time to time, those gangs of officials They would come over and play two games, one game at a time, and they would ruin a girl. Over time, most of the industries went bankrupt and closed down, leaving only some hidden ones that survived in another way."
The driver pointed at the courtyard door, "Just go in, you two. When you go in, tell them that Wei San introduced them. They can get a 20% discount!"
"Is this place okay?"
"Brother, you don't trust people! The girls here are so good, they are all the best on the island!"
The driver brother was a little excited, "Don't you believe me?"