My Wife, Something is Wrong

Chapter 563: You are not human!

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The wind is cold and the snowflakes are flying.

The roar of the waterfall is like thunder in the ears.

Zhu Yan's huge body sat in the valley, bent over, and his head was just parallel to the two people on the hillside.

I saw him staring with eyes wide open, motionless, listening intently.

"Although the Great Sage was driven away by Tang Monk, he still missed him and sighed endlessly. He saw the East Ocean early and said: I have not taken this road for five hundred years..."

"The Great Sage saw that the monkeys were few in number and asked why. The little monkeys said: Half of them dispersed, half of them struggled hard, and half of them were killed by hunters in recent years. Speaking of hunters, they are hateful! They took those of us who were shot by arrows or guns, or poisoned or beaten to death, skinned and boned them, boiled them with sauce, steamed them with vinegar, fried them with oil and salt, and ate them as a side dish. Or those who were caught in the net or trapped were taken alive, and taught to jump in circles, do somersaults, stand on their hands, and play tricks on us in the streets with gongs and drums. They did everything they could to make us play..."

When Zhu Yan heard this, he immediately became furious. He clenched his huge fist and smashed it on the rock on the hillside with a "bang".

The rock instantly broke into pieces and turned into powder.

The ground shook suddenly!

Even the waterfall trembled suddenly, and water splashed!

Zhu Yan stared with scarlet eyes, bared his fangs, and cursed with a ferocious face: "Humans are despicable and cruel, doing all kinds of evil. They treat other species as ants, killing them at will and chopping them up at will. Sooner or later, other species will join forces to kill us all and exterminate us all!"

Luo Qingzhou paused for a moment and said, "Humans also have good and bad sides, not all of them are evil."

Zhu Yan glared at me and said angrily, "Just keep talking about your own things and stop talking nonsense! I am scolding myself, why should I bother with you?"

Luo Qingzhou didn't dare to say anything else and continued talking.

Although Nangong Meijiao only listened halfway, she was quickly attracted by this strange and bizarre story of gods and monsters. She sat aside and listened attentively.

Luo Qingzhou spoke from noon until evening.

The sky gradually darkened, and the snowflakes continued to fall steadily.

Zhu Yan sat in the valley, scratching his ears and cheeks as he listened, his facial expression changing constantly. Sometimes he was amused by the stupid pig and grinned foolishly, sometimes he was so angry at the monk that he cursed him, and sometimes he excitedly applauded the Great Sage's wit and bravery.

Night falls quickly.

Luo Qingzhou was speaking until his mouth was dry. He snatched the kettle from Nangong Meijiao, gulped down the drink for a while, and when he was about to continue speaking, he suddenly got stuck.

He tilted his head, frowned, and had a thoughtful expression on his face.

Zhu Yan immediately said anxiously: "Go on, kid, why are you in a daze?"

Luo Qingzhou imitated it and glared, angrily scolding: "Stop making noise! Can't you see I'm thinking? How can I remember so much?"

A surge of anger suddenly rose up in Zhu Yan's heart. Just as he was about to lose his temper, he thought of the wonderful story and the boy's fearless temper, and instantly suppressed his anger. He had to hold his breath, calm down, look at him with wide eyes, and wait patiently.

Waited for a long time again.

It was getting impatient, scratching its head, and asked carefully in a low voice: "How is it? Have you remembered?"

Luo Qingzhou spread his hands: "I forgot everything..."

Zhu Yan was stunned, and immediately flew into a rage, staring with scarlet eyes and saying: "Idiot! Remember it now!"

Luo Qingzhou frowned and said, "Don't shout! The more you shout, the less I can remember!"

Zhu Yan was angry and anxious, but he could only stare at him and shut his mouth.

Nangong Meijiao, who was standing by, watched this scene and felt both amused and shocked. She couldn't help but look at the young man next to her again.

Such a ferocious and terrifying ancient beast was actually subdued by him and did not even dare to lose its temper. If she had not seen it with her own eyes, how could she believe it

“I remember!”

At this moment, Luo Qingzhou suddenly patted his head and continued speaking.

Zhu Yan was overjoyed. He immediately held his breath, supported his chin with both hands, opened his eyes wide, and continued to listen with a grin and extreme concentration.

“… The master and his disciples were sightseeing on the road, riding slowly, when they suddenly heard a shout, which sounded like the shouting of thousands of people…”

Nangong Meijiao also listened carefully immediately.

Luo Qingzhou stumbled and paused for a long time before he finally finished this chapter. He then said with a distressed look on his face, "Senior, I really can't remember the rest. You've seen this chapter, and I had a hard time explaining it. It took me a long time to remember it, and I don't know if I missed anything."

Upon hearing this, Zhu Yan was immediately furious: "Why is your memory so bad? Did you mate too much and your brain got damaged? Damn it! I was listening to the climax and you suddenly interrupted the passage. Are you still a human being?"

Luo Qingzhou said helplessly, "This story is too complicated, and there are so many and bizarre things. I am just an ordinary human being, how can I remember every word so clearly? What I said today took me a long time to remember. Senior, it is better to stop here today and you can think about what I said today. When I remember the rest next time, I will tell you, how about it?"

As soon as these words came out, Zhu Yan was immediately furious. He slammed his fist on the ground and cursed: "Fuck you, immortal! How dare you go back on your word? You said you would tell me for two days, and now you want to leave after talking for half a day? Do you think I am a three-year-old child who you can play with at will? If you dare to leave today, I will smash your brains out, do you believe it?"

Nangong Meijiao on the side also spoke up: "That's right, how could you do this? A gentleman's word is as good as his bond. As a scholar, how can you go back on your word? How can you deceive the senior? If you can't remember it now, then you can take a rest and then tell the senior. You can sleep here tonight and continue to tell the senior tomorrow, isn't it."

Zhu Yan immediately pointed at her and said, "Look, look, even you, the mating partner, know that you have to be honest and keep your word. You are so despicable and shameless, and you don't keep your word. Be careful that you won't be able to find anyone to mate with when the time comes. You can only find a pig! And it's that stupid and fat Zhu Bajie!"

Nangong Meijiao suppressed her laughter and said, "Senior, please calm down. I will try to persuade him again."

Zhu Yan immediately grinned and looked at her with a friendly expression: "You are a sensible little girl. You know how to respect the old and love the young, and you know how to respect your elders."

Then he patted his chest and said, "If you have any problems in the future, just come to me. If someone bullies you, or if this kid bullies you, just come and tell me, and I promise to beat them to pieces with one punch!"

Nangong Meijiao immediately smiled and said, "Thank you, senior."

Luo Qingzhou didn't dare to let them continue talking, and hurriedly said: "Senior, I really can't remember the rest of the content, I can only remember it when I go back. In this way..."

He immediately stood up from the ground, took out a piece of jade from his arms, handed it to Zhu Yan and said, "Senior, let's add each other as friends. If you feel lonely, you can chat with me. If I have time, I can also tell you stories here."

Zhu Yan looked at the communication certificate in his hand, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he immediately raised his head and said excitedly: "Wow, you actually have this thing too!"

Then he said angrily: "Why didn't you tell me earlier? Damn it, if I had known you had it too, I would have added you as a friend last time. You made me lonely for so long, you are such a jerk!"

After saying that, he immediately couldn't wait to take out his own communication certificate and gently touched the certificate in his hand.

“Buzz!”

The two communication certificates suddenly lit up at the same time.

Luo Qingzhou looked down at the surface of the jade in his hand, and a message appeared on it: Do you agree to Zhu Zhu adding you as a friend

Luo Qingzhou: “…”

"agree!"

The man and the beast immediately became friends.

Zhu Yan's face was immediately filled with excitement, and he laughed loudly: "Good! Good! Good! From now on, I won't be lonely anymore! Your name is Feiyang? That's too ugly. So, I'll give you a new name, Yangyang, what do you think?"

Luo Qingzhou's mouth twitched, and he nodded, "Okay, I'll listen to Senior Zhu Zhu."

When he was about to put away the message certificate, another message certificate suddenly came from the side and hit the one in his hand hard.

"Buzz..."

Do you agree to Xiao Meijiao adding you as a friend

Luo Qingzhou paused and turned to look.

Nangong Meijiao held another communication certificate in her hand, staring at him coldly, gritting her teeth and saying, "Who gave it to you? Your Fairy Linghu?"

Luo Qingzhou did not answer and directly pointed out his objection.

A message immediately appeared on Nangong Meijiao's jade: The other party does not agree to add you as a friend, how embarrassing!

Nangong Meijiao was furious, and immediately complained to the ancient beast in front of him: "Senior Zhu Zhu, he bullied me, and he didn't add me as a friend! He clearly wanted to mate with me, but he didn't add me as a friend. He is not a human!"

Upon hearing this, Zhu Yan's eyes widened, and he clenched his huge fists, bared his fangs and roared, "Yangyang, you are such a jerk! Add her right now, right now!"

Luo Qingzhou: “…”

Nangong Meijiao proudly touched the message letter to him again.

Luo Qingzhou had no choice but to agree.

Nangong Meijiao thought about it and changed his note to "bad thing".

Then he raised the communication token in his hand and said, "Senior Zhu Zhu, let's add him as a friend. If he bullies me again, I will complain to you."

When Zhu Yan heard this, he was about to extend the message in his hand to her, but suddenly he remembered something, his face changed, and he immediately retracted it, shaking his head hurriedly and said, "No, no, I can't add you, you are a female, if my beloved concubine sees it, she will be angry."

Nangong Meijiao: "..."

Seeing that it was getting late, Luo Qingzhou did not dare to delay any longer, and quickly put away the communication certificate, and said with a bow: "Senior, since we have added each other as friends, we can contact each other through the communication certificate in the future. Today, I really can't remember the following content, so let me go back and think about it carefully."

Zhu Yan took another look at the message in his hand, snorted coldly, and said, "In that case, I will forgive you this time. But Xiao Yangyang, you must remember this, if you dare to ignore me and don't reply to my message after you go back, I will definitely go down the mountain to find you and beat you to pieces with one punch!"

Luo Qingzhou said: "Don't worry, senior. I will definitely chat with you. If I lie, I will be struck by lightning!"

Zhu Yan then put away the message, glanced at him, and waved his hand, saying, "Go."

Luo Qingzhou stood there without moving.

Zhu Yan stood up, stretched, yawned, turned around and said, "I am very sleepy and I am going to sleep. Goodbye."

Luo Qingzhou had no choice but to remind: "Senior, blood!"

Zhu Yan paused, turned around, and asked with a puzzled look on his face: "What blood?"

Luo Qingzhou said: "We agreed before that Senior, please give me some blood. I need it urgently."

Zhu Yan frowned and said, "Did we agree on this before? No? Why don't I remember it?"

Luo Qingzhou immediately said: "A gentleman's word is as good as his bond! Senior, you must keep your word!"

Zhu Yan snorted coldly and said, "I forgot!"

Luo Qingzhou took out the communication certificate and said, "Well, then I have forgotten about you too, so I will just delete you."

"You dare!"

Zhu Yan suddenly became furious and immediately turned around, baring his fangs, clenching his fists, glaring with bloodshot eyes, looking very aggressive.

Luo Qingzhou held the jade in his hand, looked at it expressionlessly, and said nothing more.

"Damn it! I have never been threatened by anyone since I was a child! You are the first one! You have guts!"

Zhu Yan's face turned pale, and he had no choice but to walk to the hillside, raised his huge foot, and with a "bang", placed it in front of him, and said angrily: "Hurry up!"

"Thank you, senior!"

Luo Qingzhou took out a sharp warrior dagger with a "swish".

Zhu Yan shuddered suddenly, and immediately warned fiercely: "Be gentle, kid! Be gentle! If you hurt me again, I... Ouch—"

Before he could finish his words, Luo Qingzhou slashed his knife and immediately cut a gash on its toe. Then he quickly pressed the porcelain bottle on it and stopped the blood from flowing out.

Zhu Yan's whole body was trembling. He covered his eyes with his huge hands and clenched his neck. Then he turned his head away quietly and peeked at his toes through his fingers. When he saw the blood on them, his body suddenly softened and his face turned ugly. He cried and trembled, "It hurts... Hurry up, kid, hurry up, I can't take it anymore... I'm going to die..."

Then he suddenly started to cry: "There is so much blood..."

Luo Qingzhou filled a bottle and quickly smeared the wound medicine on it, shouting, "Senior, it's done, there's no bleeding!"

"Bang!"

Zhu Yan retracted his foot, and his legs suddenly softened, and he fell to the ground, holding his toes and began to cry and curse: "You always hurt me every time you come, and always make me bleed, but you break your promise and always lie to me, you are not a human! I will never believe you again! Beast! My feet..."

Luo Qingzhou filled the medicine bottle and did not dare to stay any longer. He bowed and said, "Senior, we will take our leave first. We will come to accompany you next time if we have time."

Zhu Yan immediately glared at him and said, "Send a message to me tonight, or I will not spare you! You hurt me, so you have to keep me company tonight!"

Luo Qingzhou's mouth twitched and he said, "Okay, I will definitely contact you tonight."

After saying that, he immediately pulled Nangong Meijiao away.

Nangong Meijiao broke free and said with a cold face: "Don't touch me, you are not Yangyang!"

Luo Qingzhou froze for a moment, and when he walked far away, he took out the mask and put it on his face.

Nangong Meijiao then snorted coldly and took the initiative to hold his hand.

And at this time.

In the Guanyun room outside, Linghu Qingzhu still hadn't left.

After a moment.

Taoist Shuiyun came in from outside, looked at her and shook his head: "I just asked, Senior Sister Qingyou said that they haven't come out yet. Zhu Yan has a bad temper and is very powerful. It would be harder than ascending to heaven for them to take its blood. I don't know what the master of the temple is thinking, to actually take them in."