Natural Scum

Chapter 1

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When the emperor penguin enters the courtship period, it will do everything to please the spouse it likes, put down its figure, act coquettishly, sing loudly, and be loyal to the spouse, with love as deep as the sea.

But this kind of loyalty has a time limit. During the courtship period of the second year, the emperor penguin will start looking for the next object to act like a baby.

— "Emperor Penguin Breeding Diary"

During Duan Miracle's fourth year at Tunghai University, almost everyone knew about it.

"There are already three popular posts about you on the school forum." The roommate winked at the miracle in front of the closet, "Which lucky one will you pick this year?"

Miracle bent over to tie his shoelaces, startled, "Lucky goose? What kind of goose?"

Does Tunghai University have other penguin spirits besides him? I haven't heard of it!

roommate:"??"

Roommate: "If you laugh at my accent again, I'm going to be angry!"

He opened the forum, and sure enough those posts were still floating on the front page, he held it up for Miracle to see.

The miracle slipped away.

[It's the start of the school year again, may I ask if Duan, a well-known homosexual and scumbag in the management, has chosen a partner for this year?]

[I'm more curious about how he didn't fail the course after slopping his teacher...]

[I haven't heard the news yet, and I may still be looking for it, anyway, let's see what happens.]

[Mengxin, may I ask what happened to the scumbag? How bad is it?]

[Popular science: Three male gods have been scumbags for three consecutive years, Bai Shengqiu, the student god of environmental engineering in XX, Li Yu, the second-generation rich man in his same college, and Yan Jinghua, a teacher in their department. Gossip said that they also had achievements before entering the school. Everyone chased each other vigorously, making everyone think that true love was going to die, but in the end, each time within a year, they would break up when they were glued together. The golden sentence is: But we have been dating for almost a year. When ex seeks reconciliation, no matter what the other party does or says, he will sacrifice this sentence, Lang's heart is like iron, it is said that all ex was so angry that he collapsed, and Li Yu was hospitalized_(:з」∠)_]

[I sigh when I mention it, Li Yu used to be so flirtatious, and I was with him after breaking up with Bai Xueshen the year before last, everyone thought it was him who pried the corner, and morally condemned it for a long time. Until the criminal record of the outgoing section, and later proved the urination of the scumbag.]

[Why don't you say that Bai Xueshen was so angry that he went abroad, he was a senior, he graduated, and he probably won't return to the sad place of East China Sea.]

[Also, how did Mr. Yan agree to Duan after seeing these two chestnuts? The scumbag's methods are too high! People live up to their name!]

[I'm Mengxin. I just came back from searching for photos. I was shocked. These ex... No, he got tired of this kind of quality in a year? ?]

Remarks like these quickly slipped by before my eyes, but they were commonplace, Miracle took a few glances and returned the phone to his roommate, "I have something else to do, let's go first!"

He went out in a hurry, and his roommate was watching his back, and it inadvertently landed on his shoes, which were clean and matched with the clothes. And in the past few nights, there seems to be no one.

"There is a situation..." the roommate murmured.

Time went back to three days ago.

The freshmen in the freshman year are undergoing military training. From morning to night, they stand in a military posture, kicking forward, sweating in their training uniforms.

At dinner time, the instructor finally let everyone go, and the students of Environmental Worker Class 161 scattered around, those who went to the toilet, and those who had dinner.

A few boys didn't go back to the dormitory after eating. Anyway, they had to gather at night, so they simply played a game on the basketball court.

Tan Menglong was originally sitting on the ground, staring down at the runway, a few strands of sweaty hair sticking to his cheek.

Even though everyone was wearing the same camouflage, he just looked different. The wide shoulders make the shoulder line of the camouflage uniform very smooth, the waist is slender and the legs are long, but not thin. Even if the face that has just faded from greenness has been tanned in the past few days, it does not affect the attractiveness, which makes girls frequently wait and see.

"Old Tan! Let's come together!" the classmate yelled. They are all students of the same age, and they have become friends after a few days of acquaintance.

"Here we come." Tan Menglong blinked, got up on the ground, and ran over.

Tan Menglong scored goals again and again. I don't know when, many girls have come to the side of the court, sitting on the ground and watching them play. To be precise, they are watching Tan Menglong play.

Tan Menglong made another three-pointer, the girls on the sidelines applauded, and he noticed someone walking over.

The man walked slowly from the playground, wearing a simple solid-color T-shirt and jeans, and carrying a bag.

A baby face, very white and tender, with big and energetic eyes. On the contrary, his sluggish, even a little wobbly, shuffling pace does not make people feel lazy and annoying. On the contrary, like his handsome and lovely face, it is quite likable.

The man staggered to the sidelines, sat under the basketball hoop, and began to watch Tan Menglong play.

Tan Menglong knew that he was looking at him, his eyes never concealed, he just followed him.

This person has been watching them play ball games and military training for several consecutive evenings, and he sits for hours at a time. At the beginning, some people approached him because his face was small, and they called him little brother, but he didn't respond with a smile.

As a result, Ban Zhu from the next class passed by and called him a senior. Only then did everyone know that he was a senior senior. It was very embarrassing.

Soon the instructors came, and when it was time to assemble, the boys wiped off their sweat and went to training.

The evening is always a bit more relaxed. After training for a while, the instructor took everyone to sit down to learn and play songs. When it was almost the end time, everyone took turns to perform.

Two days ago, Tan Menglong was drawn to sing. Everyone knew that he had a good voice and good appearance. At this time, the girls booed him to go up again.

Tan Menglong glanced at the sideline intentionally or unintentionally, and the baby-faced senior was still sitting there looking at him seriously, and even smiled when he heard everyone booing him to sing.

Tan Menglong walked to the front generously and sang an old love song from the last century. His voice had a sense of healing warmth. When he sang such a slow-paced love song, it seemed to have a story. Everyone calmed down and listened to the song.

After training, Tan Menglong and the others went to get the ball and some odds and ends. It happened that the baby-faced senior was sitting under the basketball hoop today, and they were closer than they were a few days ago.

From such a close distance, Tan Menglong could see clearly that there was a smile in his eyes, as if something very happy was going on.

"Senior, why do you come to see us every day?" Someone approached him and said with a smile, "Are you satisfied with what you see?"

Miracle was also amused, and then went to see Tan Menglong, "Satisfied, he sings very well."

Passing by here the first day and hearing Tan Menglong singing, he was attracted and had an impulse.

—The instinct of their emperor penguins is to sing courtship, so Miracle pays special attention to other people's voices during the courtship period. Tan Menglong's voice makes him unable to walk.

When Qi Miracle said this, he was very sincere, and he was still staring at Tan Menglong. He could look at people in a ecstasy, and if he didn't know, he thought he had done something important. Anyway, Tan Menglong was a little embarrassed.

"That's right, Tan Menglong has already been canonized as the God of Song for the XX session of environmental engineering."

Tan Menglong also smiled, "Thank you senior."

Miracle asked: "Your name is Tan Menglong, is it Tan next to the words? Which Menglong?"

Tan Menglong explained: "My mother dreamed of Feilong the night before I was born. Later, when she named it, she said that calling Feilong seemed a bit vulgar, so let's call it Menglong, so it is a dream of dreams, a dragon of dragon and phoenix."

Miracle immediately said: "What a coincidence, we are so destined!"

Tan Menglong heard, "Why? Are you also called Menglong, senior?"

Miracle said: "My name is Duan Miracle. The word Miracle is because I was born in a difficult situation. It is a miracle that my dad can support me."

Everyone paused for two seconds before realizing that he had finished speaking, and then laughed.

"Senior, you have nothing to do with Menglong!"

Miracle was overjoyed and didn't explain, just smiled and looked at Tan Menglong for a few more times, and then reluctantly said: "It's time for me to go back to the dormitory, goodbye."

The senior walked back so lazily and unsteadily, and everyone dispersed.

Tan Menglong's roommate scratched his head and said, "I'm thinking wrong, his name is Duan Miracle? Then isn't he the legendary scumbag in charge of the hospital?"

"Legendary scumbag?" Tan Menglong looked away.

If it weren't for the fact that he didn't bring his mobile phone during the training, the students would have immediately pulled it out to show him the post on the school forum, "He is a famous man in this school, a well-known scumbag, crooked, who specializes in playing with the body and mind of male gods, look at him going to the management school." Going to the dormitory, it should not be the same name, I didn't expect... The real person is not at all the same as I imagined, so humans and animals are so harmless."

He suddenly realized that the senior had been watching Tan Menglong just now, and he forced a relationship, he said hesitantly: "Damn, the more I think about it, the more I feel that the scumbag is going to pick you up!"

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