Some emperor penguins who do not have, or cannot have, their own eggs—including gay emperor penguin mates, infertile emperor penguin mates, single emperor penguins, etc.—may turn to crime by stealing other emperor penguin eggs to hatch To satisfy their parental addiction, they even hatch round objects like snowballs as eggs.
— "Emperor Penguin Breeding Diary"
Duan Jiaze was about to be pissed off by these two father and son. Facing the two strange creatures that were rare in the Three Realms, he couldn't help but feel overwhelmed.
But the eggs he hatched had to continue to raise them while crying. Duan Jiaze managed to comfort Lu Ya and let him go back to the room so as not to disturb him in educating the children. Then he took a deep breath, "Miracle, one boyfriend a year This thing can’t go on any longer.”
Miracle's complexion suddenly fell. It was a happy event for him to reunite with his father after a long absence, but why did his father make things difficult for the goose when he opened his mouth.
"Why, Dad." Miracle wanted to plunge into his arms again.
Duan Jiaze was startled, and hurried to the side. If the little fat man pressed up again, he would have to become thinner.
Miracle's fur is smooth and watery, his eyes are black, and he has an innocent expression, "Dad, you don't let me participate in the annual courtship period. What's the point of my goose birth? Besides, I'm optimistic about this year's partner." .”
Duan Jiaze: "...Is courtship the only thing left in your life?"
Miracle: "That's not true. But Dad, I can't do it. This is a natural attraction. Hey, Dad, don't you..."
Duan Jiaze hoped that Miracle could realize the meaning by himself, so he looked at him encouragingly, "Huh?"
Miracle said embarrassingly: "Do you want to have a grandson, but Tan Menglong and I really can't have eggs, otherwise I will steal one for you..."
Duan Jiaze clutched his heart, and said weakly, "Okay, I haven't played enough yet?"
Miracle has inherited a lot of Lu Ya's naughty and obsessive temperament, and he is not at all like the simple and honest emperor penguins. He would lose his temper when he was in a hurry, "I don't, I don't, I want to find a boyfriend!"
Duan Jiaze explained the truth to him earnestly, from the unspoken rules of the three realms to man and nature, to cultivating the Tao and cultivating the mind, and they took turns.
From how pitiful the few ex-boyfriends are, to the fact that this will cause too much karma, which is not conducive to cultivation, and then to the emperor penguins in the Antarctic in their hometown, the scumbags are always the scumbags...
Education is a matter of being patient and convincing people with reason. Miracle is now dominated by courtship impulses, Duan Jiaze wants to help him calm down, and never in the form of blame.
Miracle is still quite stubborn: "Dad said, with my family's conditions, it's not too much to make more friends!"
When Lu Ya was mentioned, Duan Jiaze was completely desperate. Lu Ya actually secretly sent a voice transmission to comfort Miracle, and even made small moves when he was not there.
There is no other way, the three views of different religions are different.
However, it is true that the monster race has some habits, but it cannot use animal nature to gain the upper hand, otherwise, sooner or later, demons will be born.
In the final analysis, Miracle's current relationship is based on nature. Duan Jiaze even feels that Miracle doesn't "love" those humans at all. Miracle just courts enthusiastically like all emperor penguins.
Miracle is not suitable for continuing to interact with people at all now, and Duan Jiaze has to teach him this lesson carefully.
Thinking of this, Duan Jiaze took a sip of water, and said earnestly: "Miracle, Dad is reasoning with you..."
Miracle: "Well, Dad, I am reasonable, but I can't be sorry to Tan Menglong!"
Duan Jiaze said calmly: "If you don't follow suit, you will live in a chicken coop."
"!!" Miracle hiccupped in fright, not daring to talk back.
…
Besides, after the miracle Sa Yazi ran away that day, he didn't think about the aftermath, and there were only pieces of debris and a shocked Bai Shengqiu left.
How could he have imagined that what Miracle said was true, he could leave whenever he wanted!
Every part of this house was prepared and furnished by Bai Shengqiu himself. He knew about Miracle, he knew Miracle's hobbies, and he also knew Miracle's skills were good, and he never shied away from it in private.
So when he was arranging this place, he had mixed feelings, and was a little sweet for a while, wanting to settle himself and Miracle's future home, sober up for a while, knowing that he was creating a place to imprison Miracle.
All in all, he fully knows how strong these high-strength materials are, and it is said that some large zoos will apply them to the beast area.
After Bai Shengqiu came back to his senses, he squatted down to check the condition of these fragments, and confirmed that they had not been replaced.
No matter how good Miracle's skills are, this level is already beyond the reach of human beings...
How did the miracle work
Eliminate all the impossible, and the rest, no matter how outrageous, is the only answer.
Bai Shengqiu suddenly thought of many things that he had neglected before. While they were still together, Miracle would sometimes cryptically reveal things to him, as if as a sign of progress in their relationship.
For example, when the two went to the zoo together, Miracle would translate for him what the animals were saying. Bai Shengqiu just thought Miracle was cute and the lines he made up were very interesting.
Sometimes they did experiments together, and the water samples Miracle brought were also miraculous, but he only thought Miracle got them through his family relationship.
Talking about the local legends of the East China Sea, there are a lot of miracles.
There are many similar things, even the strange performance of miracles in the past two days, but he has never thought about non-human beings.
Until now, he finally faced this problem that could not be ignored.
Miracles, most likely not humans.
…
Miracle was violently suppressed by Duan Jiaze, in order to avoid living in the chicken coop, Miracle could only repent and promise not to harm mankind again.
Lu Ya was quite critical at first, but he also shut up after being warned by the chicken coop.
Miracle also raised a question, what if the ex wants to pester him and insist on getting back together with him? If he doesn't harm others, if others come along, can't he be locked up too
Lu Ya: "It's easy to handle, just tell them, when will you cut down the sweet-scented osmanthus tree in front of our house, when will you promise them..."
Duan Jiaze: "..."
Duan Jiaze: "Shut up."
Lu Ya walked away angrily.
Before, there were three exes (one of whom was not yet successful) who had met Duan Jiaze or called Duan Jiaze once, and Yan Jinghua wanted him to call the shots.
But this matter is extremely complicated, Duan Jiaze is not in charge of anyone, and Tan Menglong, who has not yet succeeded and fortunately failed, must be cut off and the relationship should be suspended.
"It's okay, Dad." Miracle patted Duan Jiaze obediently with his wings, but instead comforted him, and thought for a while, "I will definitely take care of my lower body during the mating period!"
Duan Jiaze: "..."
…
Subject: Have you heard
1L: I heard.
2L: Hmm.
3L: I just heard about it, tsk tsk.
4L: Is there still justice
5L:? ? What charades are you playing!
6L: Pfft, it's not about the number one scumbag at East University.
7L: Duan scumbag? Isn't he chasing the freshman of the Huangong basketball team
8L: Yes, I went to watch the freshmen play before, and the pursuit is very hot. I heard that the straight male freshmen are already eager to try. Speaking of which, the scumbag actually climbed onto the roof to watch the football, which caused a sensation in the gymnasium next door. The scumbag is really versatile.
9L: No, the latest news is that the scumbag stopped pursuing, and the freshmen go to the scumbag school every day...
10L: What? ! It's less than a year!
11L: Freshmen should think the same way: it's less than a year!
12L: The gossip says that the scumbag has been sanctioned by his family, so he can no longer play tricks... no, he is chasing someone
13L: Shocked, the worst show? If you haven't dated yet, you'll be scumbags! Freshman, miserable!
14L: ... The logic upstairs is tight.