Never Be Friends With Monsters

Chapter 11: Red hands

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Xiao Xixi had a dream.

The pink candy fruit turned into a big house. In the house, she and the tiger cub both wore pink skirts and became the most beautiful princesses. Many, many classmates liked them.

Early the next morning, Xiao Xixi happily ran to school. The first thing she did was to share with her classmates—

"Tiger cub Tiger cub, when I find the blue princess, we will become a beautiful little princess together, and then live in the candy house!"

The tiger cub looked up and looked at the human cub: "...I'm a male."

"Then you are the little prince. When I find Princess Lan, I beg her to make you the little prince." Xiao Xixi said.

After finishing speaking, Xiao Xixi thought about it and added: "But if you are a little prince, you can't be a candy store, and you have to fight..."

The princesses on TV don't have to fight, the little prince has to fight, and Xiao Xixi still wants her best friend to have a better life.

The tiger cub looked at the human cub: "..." Forget it, this human cub should let her grow up and let her lower the average human level.

The morning classes in kindergarten are arranged by turns. In general, it belongs to the one-day kindergarten's timetable, and the one-day kindergarten's timetable. For example, yesterday morning was the class timetable of the kindergarten side, learning to climb trees, then this morning is to be with human children. Cub's kindergarten schedule is the same, this morning is learning to draw.

Their cub garden is the first mixed teaching of human cubs and monster cubs, and everything is still in the groping stage.

The original plan was for humans to teach the cubs about the human part, but this was not actually done, because the situation between humans and monsters is getting worse and worse, so no human teachers are willing to come here. Mixed kindergarten to teach.

Therefore, the teaching of the human part is still done by monsters, but the big monsters can completely change into human appearances, so Xiao Xixi has always been unaware that the teachers are actually big monsters.

Today, the teacher of the painting class is also here for the first time. He is a bearded grandfather. After the bearded teacher came in, he scratched the back of his ear with his hand. It seemed uncomfortable, but he didn't scratch it.

Immediately afterwards, Xiao Xixi saw that the bearded teacher suddenly turned into a big orange cat.

Then he scratched his head with his claws.

Xiao Xixi was stunned, because this was the first time Xiao Xixi had come into contact with a big monster at such a close distance.

Strangely, she didn't seem so frightened. Because... Because the other party is a teacher, Xiao Xixi thinks that teachers are good people! Because the teachers in the old kindergarten treated Xiaoxixi very well, Xiaoxixi had a good impression on anyone who wore a hat with the word "teacher".

At this moment, the bearded teacher has turned into a human appearance, and at first glance, he saw the human cub staring at him intently, Zhao Xixi.

When the bearded teacher saw Xiao Xixi, he was a little unhappy, because he remembered the shadow of his childhood. When he was a child, when he was very young, his tail was burned by a human cub, but he still didn't say anything, let's go When he arrived at the blackboard, he pointed to the drawing board sent by the cubs, and said, "You can learn or not learn these human things. You just need to do all the homework that our cubs should do."

The other students agreed, and the tiger cub next to him continued to sleep.

Xiaoxixi used to hold a paintbrush and a picture book, but now the teacher said that she could study casually, so Xiaoxixi painted by herself.

She first drew a big triangle, and then the little chubby hand held the paintbrush to draw two vertical lines on both sides of the triangle, and a house was drawn.

While painting, Xiao Xixi whispered, "This is my house..."

"This is Dad..."

"This is mom..."

"Mother still has a younger brother in her belly..."

"this is me… "

After Xiaoxixi finished painting, she looked up and saw the teacher in front of her. Xiaoxixi showed the picture book to the teacher like a treasure: "Teacher, look at the big house I drew!"

With bright eyes, he was about to praise me straight away.

The bearded teacher looked at the painting with a stern face, and said seriously, "It's ugly."

When Xiao Xixi heard this, she looked at her painting inquisitively, then raised her little face and said with a smile, "It's not ugly, it's not ugly, it's not ugly at all!"

Bearded teacher: "Ugly."

Xiao Xixi: "Not ugly!"

"ugly."

"Not ugly!"

"It's ugly!"

"It's not ugly!"

"I say ugly is ugly!"

"I said not ugly is not ugly!"

"It looks ugly no matter what!"

"No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look ugly!"

The tiger cub was sleeping, but was woken up by the quarrel, and when he opened his eyes, he saw the old and the young, and the quarrel turned red.

Xiao Xixi seemed to say she couldn't win, her throat hurt from arguing, she covered the painting with her small hands, and said softly in compromise, "Okay, okay, ugly is ugly."

Before this kind of thing lasted for a minute, she saw her turn a page, hold a paintbrush, lie on the table, and said with a smile, "I want to repaint a better one!"

Tiger cub: "..." I suddenly felt that although this human cub was stupid, it seemed to be quite happy.

Bearded teacher: "..."

Immediately after that, after only two minutes, you will see the human cub holding a painting, "Teacher, this painting is beautiful!"

Bearded teacher: "Ugly!"

Xiao Xixi seems to have been beaten by chicken blood, and continues to draw with her head buried in it!

Then he took another painting: "Teacher, this is a painting of a princess! A very beautiful princess! And all your wishes will come true!"

The bearded teacher looked at the person in the painting whose facial features could not be seen at all. Are you sure that if you paint him so ugly, she will still fulfill your wish

However, the bearded teacher suddenly became curious—

"What is your wish?"

"I want to become a beautiful princess! I live in candy every day, no matter how much sugar I eat, no worms will grow!"

The bearded teacher: "..." He suddenly felt that this human cub was sent to their kindergarten. It must be a conspiracy, trying to paralyze them and make them feel that humans are no longer a threat.

Watching the cub look like he can fulfill his wish when he finds the princess, like a huge colorful bubble, he just needs to poke it lightly and it will burst, and then he can see this human cub crying, with a big beard The teacher gave a wicked smile—

"The princess who fulfills her wish is fundamentally..."

Before he could finish speaking, he heard a small voice: "Teacher, I want to sleep."

The bearded teacher turned his head and saw the little tiger on the table next to him looking at him impatiently.

The bearded teacher was interrupted, and he was instantly unhappy. He wanted to get angry and educate the little tiger to let him understand that his long-haired tiger was not the bloodline of the authentic king of beasts at all, but the bearded teacher remembered The upcoming inspection, when there will be monsters from the Hu family, he has to find out their attitude first, so he bears it.

He didn't need to investigate the origin of this stray little tiger, and he almost knew it. After all, tigers are the easiest cubs to stray. However, most cubs will suffer because of Died for various reasons, and it is a miracle that this can only live so long.

It's just that this miracle can't last until he becomes a human being.

As we all know, youkai transform into adulthood at the age of eighteen.

However, being interrupted by this, there is no interest in teasing the human cubs just now.

When he returned to the podium, he saw that the human cub began to bury his head in painting again.

This time, Xiao Xixi's painting was different. She drew very carefully, and she even looked at her tablemate secretly.

It was almost lunch time, and Xiao Xixi just finished painting, she immediately showed the painting to her tablemate—

"Tiger cub Tiger cub, I drew the two of us."

Xiaoxixi's little finger pointed to one of the parts consisting of circles and lines—

"This is me, this is you, my claw is holding your claw..."

Then Littlefinger moved to the triangle behind: "This is our house..."

"This half-green house is made of milk candy. We play outside together during the day, and I sleep here at night. When I'm upset, I'll lie on the wall and lick it."

"This half of the red house is where you live. It's all made of meat. When you're not happy, just gnaw at the wall..."

Xiao Xixi also pointed to a jagged thing beside him—

"This is a comb. Every morning when I get up, I comb my hair, and when I comb my hair, I will comb your hair..."

The tiger cub's eyes followed her little finger, and the lines on the white paper were all distorted, especially the little tiger was drawn very abstractly.

However, he seemed to see such a life.

Xiao Xixi continued to talk like pouring beans: "We have to plant two more trees, and then there will be fruit to eat."

"And you can climb trees." Xiao Xixi thought of something fun again and said quickly.

"Tiger cub Tiger cub, what kind of fruit do you like?"

The tiger cub thought about it and said seriously, "Orange."

Xiao Xixi said, "I also like oranges, so let's plant two orange trees, one for you and one for me! You like to eat meat, we will also plant two more meat trees."

In Xiao Xixi's mind, meat grows from trees. Her mother said that she would go to the supermarket to buy meat. In Xiao Xixi's opinion, it was just a lot of meat hanging from a tree, and people coming and going wanted to buy meat. To eat meat, exchange money for trees.

The tiger cub hesitated for a moment and said, "Alright."

Xiao Xixi thought about it and said, "Then let's water the tree together."

Tiger Cub: "Yes."

Xiao Xixi quickly drew the tree, and said while drawing, "You need more fruit..."

After painting the home, Xiao Xixi followed him for lunch, and then took a nap.

Xiao Xixi still ate two apples at noon, but she forgot to tell her mother to bring two breads this morning.

After eating the apple, Xiao Xixi wanted to go to the toilet.

The Cub Garden was supposed to have four toilets, two toilets for monster cubs, and two toilets for human cubs. Later, it was found that there was only one human cub, so only one human cub was given a toilet.

Afraid that this human cub had gone wrong, he even hung Xiao Xixi's name in front of the toilet.

But Xiao Xixi never went to the toilet when she was in school. She held it every time, and she could hold it for a day.

She is afraid to go to the toilet alone, because there are "red hands, green hands and big white hands" in the toilet...