This evening, Zhao's mother was in a particularly good mood, on the one hand because they won a big man here, on the other hand because the chattering little daughter hid in the room as soon as she got home, and was very obedient.
So Zhao's mother instructed Zhao's father to cook in the kitchen. She recently felt like throwing up when she smelled the smell of soot, so it was Zhao's father who was cooking.
All I heard was a "chirp" and then the electricity tripped.
Zhao's mother was startled, and then realized that the voice just now came from her little daughter's room, and ran over quickly.
When I opened the door, I saw my little daughter climbed up from the ground, holding a pair of small scissors in her hand, and said in a daze, "I'm fine!"
On the ground, there are piles of wires, and the room can be said to be a mess!
Zhao's mother got angry all of a sudden, she grabbed a wire with one hand, and took off Xiao Xixi's pants with the other...
At night, Xiao Xixi grinned and slept on her stomach, because there were big bloodstains on her buttocks.
Before Xiao Xixi fell asleep, she thought to herself that she could not pick up the wires at home, so she had to pick it up outside.
The next day, Xiao Xixi lay on the bed and refused to get up: "Mom, my butt hurts."
Zhao's mother was angry and funny: "It's right that your butt hurts. If you don't beat you, you will cut the wires outside sooner or later, and will you dare to cut the wires in the future? You also use scissors to cut the wires. How can you be so powerful? Ah!" Fortunately, the scissors have a rubber casing, otherwise...
Xiao Xixi thought about it and said, "Okay, I won't cut the wires."
Zhao's mother picked her up and said, "are you going to school today?"
It was a bit heavy yesterday, but the spanking was on the buttocks. The buttocks were thick and didn't hurt any bones.
Xiao Xixi was a little hesitant, her buttocks hurt, and her buttocks hurt when she walked, but she wanted to go to school again, because the school had her good friends.
Xiao Xixi thought of her good friend. If she didn't go to school, no one would talk to him, so Zhao Xixi gritted her teeth, "Go!"
At this time, the father outside came in. Hearing the mother and daughter talking, he couldn't help laughing: "What are you doing at school this Saturday?"
Xiao Xixi was stunned for a moment. Today is Saturday... I can't go to school for two days tomorrow and Sunday, and I can't see my good friends for two days.
Xiao Xixi's butt was hurt, so she didn't go out on Saturdays and Sundays. Mom and Dad had to go out. Before leaving, they closed the windows, turned off the main switch, and then left.
Although Xiao Xixi is noisy and noisy, she is a noisy and noisy child. One of the great advantages is that she can have a good time by herself.
Sometimes Zhao's father and Zhao's mother are too busy, so they will leave Xiao Xixi at home, and she has a good time playing the house by herself.
After Mom and Dad left, Xiao Xixi first ate the bread left by Mom and Dad. It was soft and delicious.
Then lie on the bed, hold the fairy tale book next to it, and tell a story to myself—
"This is the wishing princess, she can fulfill the wishes of all children."
"And then she met me."
"I told her that my wish is to become a beautiful princess, with many, many beautiful skirts, and to turn a tiger cub into a little prince."
"Then we lived in the castle, with mom, dad and brother."
"… "
After telling the story, Xiao Xixi heard a thumping sound from next door.
Although her butt hurt, she couldn't stop her curiosity. Xiao Xixi got up, walked to the balcony, and saw a familiar person sitting on the balcony next door.
"Bearded teacher!" Xiao Xixi shouted.
The bearded teacher did not expect to see this human cub here. This is the first time he has visited his grandson's house.
The bearded teacher was about to go back to the room when he heard the human cub say, "Bearded teacher, why did you come here?"
The bearded teacher smelled blood at this time, and said a little strangely: "Are you injured?"
Although they don't like this human cub, all creatures have an instinct, that is, tolerance towards cubs.
Xiao Xixi said disapprovingly, "My mother spanked me."
The bearded teacher blew his beard and stared: "Your mother beat the child? No one cares?"
"I called the Cub Protection Association, and they said they could fight in this situation," said Xiao Xixi.
"what's the situation?"
"I cut all the wires in my house with scissors and it tripped."
Originally wanted to say not to hit the child, but now the bearded teacher just wanted to say: "You can indeed hit."
Xiao Xixi sighed, sat on the side, and suddenly became happy again: "But those cut wires, I can secretly sell them. Because I picked it up when my mother threw it away."
Bearded teacher: "..." This child, a beating may not be enough. Need a course of treatment.
Xiao Xixi felt a pain in her butt when she stood, so she dragged a mother's yoga mat out of the room and lay down on the yoga mat.
Bearded teacher: "..." This is the rhythm of preparing for a long chat.
"Mr. Beard, what's your relationship with the uncle next door?"
Because the bearded teacher is at the house of the uncle next door, so Xiao Xixi will ask this question
The bearded teacher suddenly became alert when he heard this. Monsters can become humans when they are adults. Without special equipment, humans would not be able to know whether it is a human or a monster.
Just like his grandson, no one around him knew that his grandson was a monster.
And this human cub had seen his prototype at school and knew that he was a monster. The bearded teacher thought about a lot of things, and then said, "What uncle next door? I don't know."
Xiao Xixi: "But you're sitting at the uncle's house next door right now."
Bearded teacher: "I'm here to rob."
Xiao Xixi: "Then what are you going to rob?"
Bearded teacher: "Grab everything."
"Then will you grab the wire? If you grab the wire, don't cut it with scissors."
Bearded teacher: "... Don't grab the wires. I grab the money."
Xiao Xixi: "It's better not to rob money, my uncle's family is very poor, or I'll give you my electrical wires, and you can sell them for money."
Bearded teacher: "... Didn't you change the wires after being beaten?"
Xiao Xixi: "After I'm healed, I'll be beaten again, and I can change some more."
Bearded teacher: "..." The world owes this human cub a social beating.
Xiao Xixi held her face, thought for a while, and said, "Teacher, you should stop robbery."
"Um?"
"If you are caught by the police uncle, no one will teach us to draw."
Bearded teacher: "Aren't you afraid of me?"
"You are the teacher, the teacher will not harm the students. Everything the teacher does is for the good of the students, why should I be afraid of you?" Xiao Xixi said in a milky voice, although her voice was very immature, but Sincerely, as if this were the truth.
The bearded teacher: "..." It seems that he has seen the social beating that this human cub will face in the future.
I don't know why I thought of that picture, not only did I not feel happy, but also a little uncomfortable.
The bearded teacher said, "There are some teachers who are bad guys, you know?"
Xiao Xixi retorted seriously: "No, teachers are good people, except for parents, teachers are the best for us!"
Bearded teacher: "Then I'm also a teacher, so I'm not good."
Xiao Xixi looked at the bearded teacher seriously, then narrowed her eyes with a smile, and retorted: "The bearded teacher is obviously also very good."
The bearded teacher met this kind of human cub for the first time. He understood the pain caused by the rupture of the original three views, so he said, "I rob, is the teacher who robs other people also a good teacher?"
Xiao Xixi used to be able to speak with a small mouth. When she heard this sentence, she felt like a thunderbolt. Xiao Xixi felt that the teacher was the best person besides her parents. She really never thought that the teacher would be the best person. bad guy.
Just now, the little head hadn't turned around, but now it was clearly said, and the little head turned around all of a sudden, and he looked at the bearded teacher as if his faith had collapsed.
The fat penguin lying on the ground stood up, her butt hurt too, and ran into the room. The bearded teacher thought she realized the cruelty of society and was relieved, but she was also inexplicably disappointed.
But then, I saw the human cub came out with something in his arms, a small wire in his arms: "Teacher..."