Never Be Friends With Monsters

Chapter 33: Play house

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After the bunny monster left, Zhao Xixi walked slowly to the dead leaf nest

Before the tiger cub, there were only dead leaves in the nest of dead leaves, and Zhao Xixi's red down jacket was caught and damaged. Lion cub waited for her father to buy her a red down jacket that was exactly the same, so the one that was caught was damaged. The red down jacket Zhao Xixi gave the tiger cub——

"You can sleep under cover at night, like a quilt."

At this time, the red down jacket was covering the nest of busy withered leaves.

Zhao Xixi just squatted down, and before she could do anything, her uncle pangolin grabbed her clothes from behind, lifted them up, and put them aside—

"If you don't want to die, sit here quietly! Don't move!"

Zhao Xixi was put on the ground and couldn't understand: "Why can't you move, you are not a teacher, and you don't have a class." Don't move around in class, Zhao Xixi still knows.

The pangolin was already anxious in his heart, but was made even more anxious by Zhao Xixi's voice: "Shut up!"

Zhao Xixi: "Oh."

The pangolin took the gun and sat down next to him, the muzzle of the gun was pointed at Zhao Xixi, and he looked outside without saying a word.

If it weren't for the daytime, it was not suitable for them to go out and search, and he would never be able to stay with this noisy human cub.

Zhao Xixi couldn't move, so he turned his eyes left and right, and said, "Uncle, I know your gun."

"This is the gun that the bald head uses in the bear haunt."

"But Bald Strong can't beat Xiong Da Xiong Er every time."

"My mother said it was because the screenwriter was insane."

"I don't quite understand what a brain-dead is, but it must be a curse word."

"Shut up!" The pangolin turned his head and said through gritted teeth.

Zhao Xixi immediately covered her mouth with her little hand, and her eyes looked elsewhere--

Zhao Xixi has never come to Tiger Cub's house in the morning. Although it is in the basement, there is a window that is flush with the ground on the left side. The sun is up, and the orange sunlight is dyed in. It is also a coincidence. , the pangolin monster just sits on the spot where the sun shines in.

The orange sunlight directly dyed his black hair yellow.

Xiao Xixi just stared at his hair like this, always happy, but she was still obedient, didn't laugh, and covered it with her small hands.

The pangolin has reached the tipping point of tolerance, he has never seen such a noisy and stupid human cub!

"why are you laughing?!"

"Uncle, your hair looks like a princess' hair! It's that princess whose hair will shine!"

"It's so pretty! Can you just sit there? I want such nice hair too."

The Rabbit Monster hurried back in a hurry and heard this sentence, and immediately thought it was over!

He hurriedly stepped forward and said, "I have already printed a few and posted them, and he will definitely know the news."

When Rabbit Yokai posted that picture, there was a sudden realization.

That's why it's so much like a child playing at home

Indeed, it is broad daylight, they have no way to search this community on a large scale, and the laboratory has lost the signal, it is very likely that the experimental subject will abscond again, but they should also be able to think of other more reliable methods, no To be honest, there will always be a slightly more mature method.

How did it become a work of children who came out and posted this ghost painting

At that moment, the Rabbit Monster received the surprised eyes of the people around him while sticking it, and remembered a sentence that was once circulated among the monsters——

Never reason with human cubs because they will first pull your mind to their level before defeating you with their familiar experience.

Although it is unrealistic, but at this time, he has no other ideas besides this.

And at this time, the security guard of the community came over——

"No ads are allowed here."

"I'm sorry, my daughter is four years old and has brain cancer. She likes to draw and wants others to see her drawings, so I will post it." Rabbit Monster has a sincere expression and a sad tone said.

The people around looked at the painting and sighed: "Alas, the child draws very well."

"Don't be so sad..."

After finally posting a few pictures, and receiving so many sympathetic gazes that he had never received in the first half of his life, Rabbit Monster always felt that if he looked at that ghostly talisman again, his sympathetic gaze would be even deeper in the future.

As a result, when he came back, he found that the human cub was dying again.

The pangolin heard that it had been posted, and sat on the spot without speaking.

The bunny monster came over, he originally wanted to sit next to the pangolin, after all, the two of them were in the same camp.

But after hesitating for a while, he sat next to Zhao Xixi.

So the scene turned into Zhao Xixi sitting between the two monsters, the human cub looked at the bad-tempered uncle, and then looked at the good-tempered uncle.

After the bunny monster sat down, it seemed strange that Wu Kang stood up and changed his seat.

The bunny monster secretly glanced at Zhao Xixi, who was sitting in the middle. She sat in the middle and put on the hat of her down jacket.

The bunny monster was a little unhappy, didn't he say he was a good-natured uncle? Why do you keep going to see that bad-tempered uncle

The pangolin stared outside, not looking at the human cub.

The bunny monster heard the sound of brushing, and when he turned his head, he saw that the human cub was pulling the strap of the hat of the down jacket. The outermost layer of the outer hat of the down jacket was retractable, and the human cub was holding it by the small hand. At one end, it was pulled over and over again, and the strap made a swishing sound on the down jacket.

The bunny monster took a peek at the pangolin, and felt that her face was darker, so he couldn't help but start talking to the human cub: "Do you think the experimental body... will the little tiger come?"

Zhao Xixi was distracted, stopped pulling the belt, turned his head to look at the good-tempered uncle, and said, "Uncle, why are you called Tiger Cub Experimental? He has his own name, he is Tiger Cub."

Rabbit Monster: "..." Tiger cub is not a name.

But he looked at this chubby and cute human cub and couldn't help teasing her: "Because it was cultivated in a laboratory, it has no parents."

In fact, whether it is human cubs or monster cubs, there is a vague rejection of unknown things that are obviously not of the same kind.

Zhao Xixi blinked, not seeming to understand.

The bunny monster had a bad taste for a while, and continued to tease her: "He came out of a fossil, have you heard of saber-toothed tigers?"

Zhao Xixi's eyes lit up at once: "I know I know!"

Zhao Xixi said and gestured with her hands: "It's just that these two teeth are very long, longer than kitchen knives!"

"The tiger cub is a saber-toothed tiger! I guessed it!"

Rabbit Monster: "..." was speechless for a moment.

At this time, Zhao Xixi touched her stomach. Today, she hasn't had milk yet, and she is already hungry. Zhao Xixi said, "Can we go to lunch together later? I'm a little hungry now."

They wouldn't let her go, so they must pack lunch.

The pangolin, who had been silent for a while, said, "There is no lunch."

"Can I eat fried chicken legs then?" The monsters once gave Zhao Xixi too many fried chicken legs, which made Zhao Xixi feel that there were fried chicken legs everywhere.

"No fried chicken legs," the pangolin said without emotion.

Zhao Xixi said compromisingly, "Then let's eat apples."

Pangolin: "No apples."

Zhao Xixi continued, "Is there a small noodle?"

Pangolin: "No facets."

Rabbit Monster: "..."

At this moment, the pangolin who was sitting originally stood up suddenly, the gun in his hand facing the outside.

Zhao Xixi also stood up and stuck her head to look outside——

"Nothing."

As soon as she finished speaking, she was brought up, and the little tiger just fluttered.

Zhao Xixi was lifted by the pangolin, which did not prevent her from seeing the little tiger clearly.

Zhao Xixi's eyes immediately looked out: "Tiger cub, where's the teacher?"

The little tiger was stunned for a moment: "Is the teacher coming too?"

Zhao Xixi: "Didn't I ask you to find a teacher?"

She also drew a knife, a bad guy, who chopped off her fingers, and then drew a bearded teacher, just to ask the tiger cub to find the teacher.

The little tiger didn't see the painting at all. He heard what the grapefruit tree said in the community. He didn't understand why he could hear the grapefruit tree, but as soon as the news was confirmed, he rushed over: "I don't know."

Zhao Xixi patted her face with her little hand: "I've painted so much in vain!"

During this period, the pangolin and the bunny monster kept shooting, but with each shot, the little tiger swiftly evaded.

Unexpectedly, at this time, the two little cubs were talking quite seriously, let alone talking seriously, and it also exposed the fact that the two big monsters were played by human cubs because of their contempt!

This time, the pangolin couldn't help but threw Zhao Xixi to remind the two cubs of their current situation.

"If you move again, I'll throw her out." Pangolin said coldly.

This time, the little tiger stopped and looked at Zhao Xixi.

The bunny monster next to him looked at the human cub and then at the experimental body opposite.

It always felt like an absurd situation.

The human cub and this experimental body don't look like they are afraid to deal with, especially this human cub, which can be pinched to death with a single touch, and the two of them are just like being guzzled. They didn't make this move, and made this human cub become their drag.

So a good laboratory hunted down the experimental subjects, and inexplicably developed into procrastinating children playing the house, not only became procrastinating children playing the house, but even more terrifying is that they still seem to be at a disadvantage .

Now they want to salvage this situation and adjust the entire style of painting to adult mode. The best way is to directly anesthetize the human cub with a shot to reduce a drag.

The bunny monster looked at the pangolin that threatened the experimental subject without stunning the human cub, and always felt that this was not the style of the pangolin.

Fortunately, at this time, I heard the aura of a lot of monsters coming from outside——

The pangolin hugged Zhao Xixi with his backhand, turned around and ran, and the tiger cub took a bite and bit it on the pangolin's arm. Then, there was nothing in the basement.

When Teacher Taohua and Teacher Yulan came in, they saw the empty basement.

The bearded teacher frowned: "It's not here, did you understand it wrong?"

And Teacher Peach Blossom took out a piece of paper. You must know that she understood Zhao Xixi's paintings for several days without saying anything. Later, because she praised Zhao Xixi's paintings, Zhao Xixi admired her almost every day. For her painting, Teacher Taohua pointed to the painting and said with certainty: "This circle is a tiger cub. He always draws tiger cubs like this. What she means here is that two people want to chop off her fingers. It's in the tiger cub's house, this triangle means a house, here is to let the tiger cub go to the bearded teacher."

The bearded teacher looked at the ghost-like talisman, and looked at Teacher Taohua with admiration: "..."

At this time, Ms. Yulan, who was checking the basement, said, "We are late, and there are anesthesia needles on the walls next to them."

The class time of the kindergarten next door is one hour earlier than that of the kindergarten next door, but because Zhao Xixi was sent by her father, he would be late every day, so it was changed to be one hour later than the kindergarten next door, that is to say, Zhao Xixi comes to school an hour early every day.

Originally, I thought that it would be safe when I got to the school, and that nothing would happen, so I found out that the child was missing when I was in the first class, and hurried out to find it.

As soon as he came out, he saw the painting with a very familiar style, and Teacher Taohua immediately said, "Someone wants to chop off Zhao Xixi's finger."

So they rushed over, but they didn't expect to hurry up, it was still too late.

The child must be found within today, otherwise this matter will be a big deal.

After all, when school is over in the afternoon, the parents of the children are going to pick up the children. What will they give to them then? Do you want to submit this painting

Teacher Taohua immediately contacted the monster police to investigate the problem of these anesthesia needles.

She looked at the anesthesia needle, did she need such a big battle to deal with the two children

She faintly felt that this matter must have something to do with the tiger cub's life experience, or even more specifically, the card worn by the tiger cub.

Teacher Taohua became impatient. If she guessed in the right direction, Zhao Xixi would be in danger, because there have always been rumors that Longteng Pharmaceutical Company hates humans.

For a while, there was something like a joke—

The earth would be better without human beings, after all, it is human beings who forced countless animals and plants on the earth to go extinct.

And this seemingly joking remark came from the mouth of one of the founders of Longteng Pharmaceutical Company.

If Zhao Xixi was really captured by them, the consequences would be disastrous.

At this moment, Zhao Xixi, whose consequences are unimaginable, is looking at this bad-tempered uncle: "Our children all have to eat lunch. If we don't eat lunch, we will not grow taller. I didn't like to eat for a while when I was young. , My mother said that I was very short during that time, and I even looked at the photos, it was really short."

The pangolin monster glanced at the human cub, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, and said to the rabbit monster driving in the front row, "Stop on the side."

Zhao Xixi continued: "Also, when our children ride in the car, it is only safe to sit in a child safety seat!"

Pangolin: "... Drive, don't buy her lunch!" We still have to make an inch, when we are easy to bully, right

Rabbit Monster: "… "

However, the car didn't drive, and it was stopped by the traffic police after a long distance——

"Hello, please show your driver's license."

The traffic police looked at Zhao Xixi who was sitting behind and said, "How are you parents? Such a small child should sit in a child safety seat."

Pangolin: "… "

Rabbit Monster: "..." Can't laugh, can't laugh!