Never Be Friends With Monsters

Chapter 34: Cut off ears

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When the traffic police looked inside, they naturally saw the little tiger that Zhao Xixi was holding.

The tonnage of the little tiger is similar to that of a child, and being held by a child in his arms is like holding a big doll.

In fact, the traffic police really thought so, after all, no one would think that the child was holding a real tiger.

When the teacher came over just now, the little tiger bit on the arm of the pangolin. According to the physique of the pangolin, no animal could bite his skin. As a result, the tiger cub was not an ordinary animal, and he bit it.

However, this is not a good thing, because this pangolin is not ordinary. Generally, the skin of pangolins has a certain therapeutic effect. However, this pangolin monster used his own channels in the laboratory to bring poison on his body, so the tiger cub was poisoned!

The anesthesia needle was never put on, but in this way, the baby saber-toothed tiger was brought into the car.

Zhao Xixi asked worriedly, "What happened to the tiger cub? What happened to the tiger cub?"

The pangolin said angrily: "You are a human cub, and I am a monster who will destroy all human beings. Why should I answer your question?"

"Then... what happened to the tiger cub?"

The bunny monster couldn't stand it any longer, and said, "He just slept temporarily, and he will wake up in a while." The skin of the pangolin is poisonous, but it is not very harmful, and its effect is similar to that of anesthesia.

Zhao Xixi was carried by the pangolin and thrown to the seat, and then reached out to hug the tiger cub, which was casually carried by the pangolin at this moment.

Naturally, it was impossible for the pangolin to be given to him. The bunny monster sitting in front had already started the car, and he heard Zhao Xixi chattering in the back——

"Uncle, give me the tiger cub,"

"Uncle, if you carry the tiger cub like this, the tiger cub will be uncomfortable."

"Uncle, you're not wearing a seat belt, and adults should also fasten their seat belts in the car."

"Uncle, give me the tiger cub... I'll take him to the car."

That attitude was to not give her the tiger cubs, and she could keep reading until they reached their destination.

The bunny monster secretly looked at the pangolin through the rearview mirror. He thought that the pangolin would directly seal the noisy mouth of the human cub.

In the end, I didn't expect the pangolin to throw the tiger cub to the human cub. The human cub was called furious, and then the little hand carefully adjusted the position of the cub, hugged the cub, and began to ask again——

"Uncle, uncle, when will Tiger Cub wake up?"

"Uncle, uncle, if it doesn't work, can we go to the hospital for an injection?" In Zhao Xixi's opinion, as long as you feel uncomfortable, go to the hospital for an injection, and it will be cured soon.

The pangolin turned his head: "Shut up! If you ask him whether he is awake or not, I will make him never wake up!"

The bunny monster watched this scene and thought of one thing while driving-

Why do you have to be reasonable? Or does the pangolin think that it can convince this human cub who seems to know it

So, with the efforts of Zhao Xixi, who "knows the essence", it became Zhao Xixi holding the little tiger and sitting in the car properly.

The traffic police looked at the Rabbit Monster's driver's license and continued: "No problem, but you have to hurry up and buy a child safety seat, don't ignore this problem."

When the traffic police said this, what was written in the record book did not see the pangolin monster covering Zhao Xixi's mouth with one hand.

The bunny monster was afraid that she would do something bad, so he quickly spoke to the traffic police and turned his attention: "Okay, we will definitely buy it, we just changed the car, so we didn't have time to buy it. There were child safety seats in the previous cars, don't worry. , we are all law-abiding good citizens.”

Hearing this, the traffic police raised their heads and said, "This is not just a matter of compliance with laws and regulations, it is a matter of the safety of your children, and your children are not given to you by the state."

Rabbit monster: "..." Forget it, shut up, what you say or do today is not right, obviously he used to be the king of communication, is it really because he was attacked by human cubs.

The traffic police quickly let go of the group, and Zhao Xixi turned to look at the police uncle reluctantly.

Just now, she wanted to tell the police uncle that she and the tiger cub were going to go back to class, but she was covered by the bad-tempered uncle and told her that if she didn't obey, she would cut the tiger cub's ears and drink.

Zhao Xixi immediately straightened his back, put his hands on his knees, and sat like a standard young pioneer.

The reason why the little tiger's ears were cut off was because he threatened Zhao Xixi to kill the tiger cub before, but the child had no idea about killing the tiger cub, and kept talking about having lunch and going back to school. While reading, I touched the little tiger's ears.

So the pangolin changed his mouth and said that he would cut off the ears of the little tiger.

It seems that the little tiger's ears are really very important, because Zhao Xixi didn't say a word next, and sat quietly in the seat.

It was very quiet inside the car, only the sound of the wind whistling outside could be heard.

This kind of silence gives the Rabbit Monster a very depressing feeling. Obviously, when they go out on a mission together, they always don't say much, but there has never been such a depressing atmosphere before.

The Rabbit Monster wondered if he wanted to say something while driving, and then he heard a "gugugu" sound from the back row.

Zhao Xixi's stomach screamed, and when she heard the sound, she quickly covered the little tiger's ears with both hands!

Don't cut your ears!

Pangolins don't really have the perverted hobby of cutting the ears of cubs. Pangolins looked at Zhao Xixi and said with disgust, "Why are you human cubs so troublesome?"

"It won't be troublesome when I grow up." Zhao Xixi continued to cover the little tiger's ears with his hands, and retorted in a milky voice.

Pangolin: "It's going to be more annoying as it grows up."

"No way!" Zhao Xixi said.

The pangolin sneered, "Your parents are from the Anti-Monster Association, do you know what the Anti-Monster Association wants to do?"

Zhao Xixi didn't know, so she shook her head.

Pangolin: "The Anti-Monster Association is to cut off the ears of all monsters, pile them up, take pictures and post them on the Moments."

Rabbit Monster: "..." What's all this mess? !

Zhao Xixi said: "You talk nonsense! You won't cut your ears! I told my parents that monsters are not scary, they are not as scary as they used to be! Obviously you want to cut the ears of tiger cubs! You are big Badass!"

The pangolin looked at this anxious human cub who blushed and spoke sharply. She was so anxious because she was afraid that the monster's ears would be cut...

The pangolin looked at Zhao Xixi and said, "You are not a monster, what does it matter to you to cut the monster's ears?"

When he said this, his hands suddenly turned into sharp claws, and he was about to cut off the ears of the comatose little tiger.

Zhao Xixi tightly covered the little tiger's ears with her small hands, her eyes were red, and she roared with a crying voice: "You can't cut your ears, if you don't have ears, you won't look good... You will be laughed at..."

The bunny monster looked at the scene. He knew that the pangolin would not really cut the ears of the experimental subjects. That was the laboratory's last hope. How could it be possible to cut the ears

But the problem is that the human cub doesn't know. Her little hand tightly covers the little tiger's ears. The sharp knives of the pangolin have reached the human cub's hand, and she still hasn't avoided it.

Rabbit Monster thinks that at least it's good for children to play at home, better than this earth-shattering scene.

In order to avoid the development of a more bizarre plot for a while, the bunny monster quickly said: "Don't cut your ears, Liu blood will be in the car for a while, and you can't clean it."

The pangolin's claws changed back to human hands. Now Zhao Xixi was crying, hugging the little tiger, and watching the pangolin vigilantly, without the relaxed state at first.

It can be regarded as a state of being a kidnapped hostage.

The pangolin looked out the window, there was nothing to see, so he withdrew his gaze.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw the human cub shrank to the side, and covered the little tiger's ears again vigilantly, his eyes were big and bright, but he didn't speak.

"Troublesome human cub!" said the pangolin disdainfully.

However, this time, he didn't wait for a neutral retort, "It's not troublesome."

The human cub still looked at him vigilantly, with his mouth tightly closed, his eyes were like an irritated little beast, not at all like the relaxed look of the human cub who had to eat lunch and sit in a safety seat before.

As if before, the uncle in front of him was a bad-tempered uncle, but now, this uncle is a big bad guy!

The pangolin looked back irritably, saw a shop selling fried chicken legs just by the roadside, and said to the bunny monster in front, "Stop by the side."

The bunny monster who takes everything in his eyes: "..." Am I the only monster who remembers that the main purpose of our coming out was to capture the experimental subjects back

However, he obediently pulled over and stopped, and then asked Zhao Xixi, "Your stomach is growling, are you hungry? Do you want to eat chicken legs?"

Zhao Xixi shook his head, pursed his lips, and didn't say a word.

Do not eat do not eat! You have to hold the chicken legs with your hands. What if they cut off the ears of the tiger cubs

How sad would a tiger cub wake up if his ears were cut off

The bunny monster heard this and looked at the pangolin sitting next to the human cub. He didn't say anything at all, didn't say continue driving, and didn't say get out of the car.

But obviously, this mood is very bad, worse than when the human cubs were chattering and asking various questions before.

Rabbit monsters have a clear mind. Because of family reasons, pangolins have hated humans since childhood and felt that all humans are selfish and cruel. Therefore, in the face of this kind of human beings who have no fighting ability and are harmless and protect monsters, he must not have no psychological fluctuations, so he hurried down. Car to buy fried chicken legs.

When he got out of the car, he found that the eyes of the human cub seemed to be even more panicked.

She tensed up, as if she was about to fight someone in the next moment, like a little beast who was irritated!

No wonder so many monsters like her so much.

The bunny monster pondered a little, it should be that the pangolin monster was about to cut its ears just now, and he helped to speak, so in the eyes of this human cub, he should be a good person, and the pangolin is an uncompromising villain, so he left , she will be more afraid and alert.

The bunny monster sneaked a glance at the pangolin monster, and he seemed to be in a worse mood.

Deserving it, why do you scare human cubs when you have nothing to do

The bunny monster comforted the human cub cheaply: "Don't be afraid, I'll be back in a while, he won't dare to cut your ears."