Never Be Friends With Monsters

Chapter 6: I'm such a good boy

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Uncle Cat next door came out and saw a human cub with a small face attached to the railing and kept looking here.

Uncle Cat sighed and asked, "What's wrong with Xiao Xixi?"

When Xiao Xixi called people, she shouted very vigorously, but now that people came out, she was a little embarrassed.

Xiao Xixi was awkward and whispered, "Uncle said during the day that there are more than one piece of clothes at home, is it true?"

Obviously, Uncle Cat didn't expect this human cub to be so obsessed with that dress. He was slapped on the buttocks, and he still remembered this dress.

"Do you still want it?" Uncle Cat asked, "Aren't you afraid of getting another slap on the butt?"

Xiao Xixi said with a smile: "It's okay, I wore two pairs of cotton pants. It doesn't hurt. I'll wear three tomorrow."

Uncle Cat looked at the thickly wrapped short legs. They felt uncomfortable wearing one piece of clothing. This human cub wore three pieces. No wonder he walked like a penguin, so Uncle Cat next door couldn't help but sigh. Said: "Brilliant."

At this time, Xiao Xixi took out a piece of paper from her pocket, which she secretly wrote in her room.

"Uncle, give me that dress. I owe you 50 yuan. This is an IOU." Xiao Xixi said socially.

The social behavior, made by a child, looks extraordinarily funny. While holding back a smile, Uncle Cat took the note and saw that there were two rows on it:

On the first row is the twisted number 50, like an earthworm.

In the second row, the three words Zhao Xixi are written, which together feel like a pile of earthworms.

This IOU is probably unprecedented.

Seeing that her uncle was reading the IOU, Xiao Xixi said, "I have 50 cents a day for living expenses, and then I will give you 30 cents a day, in total... in total..."

Uncle Cat knew how many days she wanted to pay off the 50 yuan. Uncle Cat really wanted to help and calculate the number, but unfortunately, Uncle Cat couldn't figure it out either.

So Uncle Cat handed over the paper again, "I'll give it to you."

Xiao Xixi thought about it for a while, and said seriously: "Forget it, the teacher said, you can't take other people's things casually." Although Xiao Xixi also felt that the huge sum of 50 yuan was scary, but slowly paying it back, still can be paid off.

Uncle Cat thought for a while and said, "Then if you wear this dress, will your mother beat you again?"

When Uncle Cat said this, he said to the human cub: "Don't be sad, your mother is so fierce, not a good mother."

Xiao Xixi blinked, and the voice of the little milk was lowered, as if she was telling a big secret: "Don't be sad, I'm not a good boy either."

Uncle Cat looked at this chubby purebred good boy and couldn't help but say, "What are you doing to not be a good boy?"

Xiao Xixi calculated in her heart, lied five times, and wanted to be friends with the little monster...

Everything is going to be beaten, Xiao Xixi has calculated it, and when her mother finds out about lying, she said that she was slapped today without making a mistake, and it was cancelled.

And today, the pants are so thick that the spanking doesn't hurt. If you lie, you will be spanked directly.

Xiao Xixi felt that she was very smart and was very happy, and said to Uncle Cat, "Uncle, you can give it to me."

Uncle Cat said, "Won't your mother check the schoolbag tomorrow morning?"

Xiao Xixi thought for a while: "Yes." Every morning, her mother would check her schoolbag.

Xiao Xixi had an idea: "It's okay, I'll wear it on my body. Then I'll wear a padded coat outside, and then a down coat. When I get up early in the morning, I wear it myself, so my mother won't find out!"

Xiao Xixi thought that what she thought was awesome, "Uncle, uncle, give me your clothes, let me see if I can wear them?"

Xiao Xixi gave the IOU that she had made for so long to the uncle next door: "You keep it first, and when I finish paying the money, you will return the IOU to me."

Uncle Cat went to the inner room and took out another newly bought dress, and handed it to the little girl through the fence of the balcony.

Xiao Xixi took it over. It felt like the fur on a tiger cub, and he would definitely be able to wear it, so he quickly stuffed it into the down jacket inside, and then walked home like a thief.

After returning to the room, I quickly tucked my clothes into the quilt. Xiaoxixi is still very smart. When my mother undressed Xiaoxixi for a bath at night, she didn't find anything under the sheets.

When she went to bed at night, Xiao Xixi was thinking that she must get up early tomorrow morning, so that she could put on her own clothes, and then she could secretly put the clothes inside her innermost clothes, so that she would not be discovered. .

I don't know if there is something in my heart, but the biological clock really woke up Xiao Xixi very early. When Xiao Xixi woke up, she found that it was still dark outside, and she didn't know what time it was.

So Xiao Xixi got up by herself, took off her pajamas, and put on her clothes one by one.

But her mother didn't even come in to wake her up, so she got dressed and went back to sleep.

The next day, Zhao's mother found her daughter sleeping in clothes, but she didn't care, she quickly combed her hair and prepared to send her to school.

Xiao Xixi stopped: "Mom, we agreed to bring lunch for lunch!"

Zhao's mother frowned: "Your school will give out lunch, what do you bring yourself?"

"But you promised me yesterday!"

Zhao's mother was chatting with her colleague yesterday. She doesn't remember this at all. She just thinks that Xiao Xixi is lying. She is already busy today, and her husband is on a business trip again. She has to send the child to school. How can she have time to bring her meals?

"Just eat the school's food, the school's food that everyone else eats, why do you have to bring food?"

Seeing that her mother seemed angry, Xiao Xixi didn't say anything.

Xiao Xixi thought, she must remember this matter, because her mother promised her, but she didn't do it. When her mother found out that she was friends with monsters, she could say confidently—

"Ha! I promised you not to talk to the monsters, but I still made friends with the monsters, but you also promised me to bring me lunch, but you didn't, we're even!"

Xiao Xixi was afraid that she would forget, so she hurried to the room, took out paper and pencil, and drew on the paper.

First I drew a small person, this is myself, then I drew a bigger person, this is my mother, and then I drew a circle with some dots in it, this is rice. It's that my mother forgot to promise Zhao Xixi's lunch.

Xiao Xixi drew and drew, her little mouth opened with laughter, she couldn't help covering her mouth with her little hand, and now she was not afraid of being discovered by her mother about making friends with monsters.

Zhao's mother sent Xiao Xixi to the gate of the kindergarten and left, and Xiao Xixi quickly ran to the kindergarten by herself.

Sure enough, when I got to the classroom, I saw the tiger cub who was older than her—

Xiao Xixi ran over immediately: "Tiger cub, tiger cub, come with me!"

Xiao Xixi said while pulling the tiger cub's claws.

The tiger cub avoided Xiao Xixi's hand, but still jumped off the table and walked to Xiao Xixi's side.

They also have a rest room in the cub garden, and no one has come yet.

As soon as Xiao Xixi got to the lounge, she started to undress.

So the tiger cub saw that the human cub was dragging one... two... three... four...

However, wearing only a thin piece of clothing, he handed him a tiger-striped piece of clothing.

The tiger cub looked at the human cub, who had stripped several layers of clothes, and it turned out... she wasn't that fat either.

Xiao Xixi handed the still warm tiger-print clothes to the tiger cub, and said proudly, "Here you are!"

The tiger cub looked at the clothes filled with the scent of a human cub, and turned his head: "I don't want it!"

When Xiao Xixi, who was originally happy, heard this, she was wearing only one dress at the moment, and she was shivering with cold: "Why?"

The tiger cub was so embarrassed, he said in a milky voice, "I don't want it anyway!"

Zhao Xixi was anxious: "I worked so hard to get it for you, why don't you?"

The tiger cub turned his head and said nothing.

Xiao Xixi could see the red flesh on his belly, and remembered that the little tiger has no parents, so he must not know that a good child can't show his belly, because it will hurt his stomach when he catches cold, so Xiao Xixi thought about it. Think, just pounce on it!

There is one advantage to wearing less, flexible hands and feet!

The tiger cub was actually about the same size as Xiaoxixi, and when Xiaoxixi kicked it, he fell to the ground, and now this scene is a standard prelude to a cat fight!

However, in fact, the tiger cub was thrown on the ground, and it really showed its claws! With just one paw, it can make thinly clothed human cubs bleed.

However, when the human cub Little Meat Hand was about to come, he conditioned his claws to retract, leaving only the little flesh pads.

Xiao Xixi learned how her mother usually dresses her, and put the clothes on for the tiger cubs.

After Xiaoxixi put on the tiger cub's clothes, she looked left and right, um, the little monsters' clothes are very special, just like this clothes on the tiger cub, it is similar to his original fur, I can't see it at all, I'm wearing a piece of clothing, and the new clothes will not have pimples.

The tiger cub was also stunned. It was the first time he was wearing clothes. He had seen this before, but he had never thought that he would wear it on himself.

The tiger cub hesitated for a while, then turned his head away, and said in a low voice, "Thank you."

Zhao Xixi happened to change herself from a skinny penguin to a chunky penguin, and when she heard the little monster say thank you to herself, she was very happy and showed a big smile—

"You're welcome, we will be friends from now on!"

"We can be best friends in the future. My mother is not afraid of me when she finds out. I have a secret weapon!"

Xiao Xixi had never made friends in kindergarten. She was too fat and too enthusiastic, and other children didn't like to play with her.

Now that I have friends, Xiao Xixi finally has something to talk about if she has been holding back for a while.

"I knew you would look good in this dress."

"The last time I was in the supermarket, I saw another dress, and it was beautiful, but my mother didn't allow me to touch it, and even beat me on the hand. My mother is a good mother, but she has a bad temper."

"Well, it's mainly because she's too tired from work, so sometimes she'll be fierce. I'm also a good child, and I'm tired of studying, but I never kill them."

"I will also go to work in my mother's company in the future. I like to watch other people wear beautiful skirts..."

When children talk, they say wherever they want.

Xiao Xixi chatted by herself, but the tiger cub next to her didn't say a word. The tiger cub looked at the human cub next to her. If she was a cub raised by herself, no matter how tired she was from work, she wouldn't kill her.