Never Be Friends With Monsters

Chapter 9: Grapefruit

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The more Xiao Xixi thought about it, the more she felt that the tiger cub was right, that the big bad guy was bullied, and he was in a bad mood, so he would definitely bully her.

Xiao Xixi looked at the tiger cub with admiration, and the tiger cub's hair almost exploded in her eyes.

Then the tiger cub heard the human cub say—

"If only I were a little monster too."

If she is a little monster, there is no need to be afraid.

Because all children are afraid of monsters.

Tiger cub: "..." Forget it.

Xiao Xixi thought for a while, and then said, "I also like your furry very much."

Tiger cub: "..." Forget it, don't get angry.

Xiao Xixi suddenly remembered something, put her hand into the pink schoolbag, and saw Xiaoxixi took out a paper bag from the innermost of the schoolbag.

An old man's head was reflected on the outside of the paper bag, and it was still greasy.

Xiao Xixi handed the paper bag to Tiger Cub: "For you, my favorite fried chicken legs!"

When the very hungry human cub was eating fried chicken legs yesterday, he was still thinking of his good friend. Although two fried chicken legs were not enough for him, he still held back and saved one for his good friend.

The tiger cub was supposed to bring it, but for some reason he didn't, and looked at the human cub quietly.

In fact, he had never understood this human cub.

For example, he doesn't understand why the other party wants to cut his hair and pimples, and he doesn't understand why the other party wants to give him clothes, just like now he doesn't understand why the other party wants to give him food.

Tiger cub has learned many things in his limited life. For example, he knows that human beings are all bad guys.

Another example is that he knows that human beings are cunning. Sometimes, in order to kill him, he will put some food in traps or directly poison them, so the food found in the bushes and bushes cannot be eaten, and the packaging in the trash can You can't eat whole meat.

He's smart, and he knows he's smart even though no one tells him.

It is because of this intelligence that he can live so big.

However, his intelligence was unable to analyze the purpose of this human cub's behavior.

The tiger cub slowly pushed back the fried chicken leg that Xiao Xixi had put with its claws, and said in a milky voice, "Why give it to me?"

When Xiao Xixi heard this, she blinked: "Because you are my friend, we should share with each other as friends."

Tiger Cub: "..." I don't understand.

Xiao Xixi looked at the paper bag, swallowed her saliva, and then pushed the paper bag over. She already ate it yesterday, so she's going to give this to a friend.

The tiger cub didn't eat breakfast this morning and was already hungry.

After thinking about it, he still ate it.

The human cub next to it watched it eat, and said with saliva: "This is better when it's hot. I'll buy it for you when I have the money."

Xiao Xixi remembered that she still owed a huge sum of fifty dollars, so she didn't know when she would be able to buy a hot fried chicken leg for her best friend.

Xiao Xixi saw that the tiger cub not only ate the meat, but also crunched the bones.

Xiao Xixi was stunned, it was amazing!

At this moment, the class bell rang, successfully interrupting the personal time of the two snackers.

Today's teacher is a different person. He looks a little fierce. For some reason, Xiao Xixi is a little scared instinctively.

The new teacher quickly introduced himself: "I will be everyone's physical education teacher in the future."

Xiao Xixi: "..." She used to have a physical education teacher, because she was fat and had short legs, so she had a hard time in each physical education class.

This time Xiao Xixi looked at the tall trees, she turned her head and saw that the other students had already climbed up the trees according to the teacher's request.

Xiao Xixi suddenly thought of something, got excited, climbed the tree is amazing!

Because if she learns to climb a tree, when the big bad guy bullies her, she will climb up the tree next to her, and the big bad guy can only watch her from under the tree.

So Xiao Xixi hugged the tree trunk happily, and then her fat hands and feet began to exert force, wanting to jump up the tree like everyone else.

However, the dream is beautiful, the reality is skinny, Xiao Xixi hugs the tree trunk, it can be said to be motionless!

The tiger cubs next to him had already scurried up the tree, looking down at the gnashing human cub, wanting to laugh inexplicably.

The physical education teacher next to him couldn't stand it anymore. Although everyone had agreed on all the courses, both human cubs and monster cubs would participate equally, but human cubs were really unnecessary in this kind of course.

This is already a racial talent issue.

Human cubs are really not suitable for climbing trees.

So the physical education teacher stretched out his hand and lifted the back collar of the human cub, and threw the cub directly onto the tree trunk in front.

Then he turned his head, as if he hadn't done this.

Xiao Xixi didn't realize what a dangerous move she had just experienced, she was very happy hugging the tree trunk: "I've climbed up! I've climbed up!"

Tiger cub after watching the whole process: "..."

The tiger cub jumped lightly and jumped directly from the tree.

Xiao Xixi on the tree trunk next to her saw this scene, and she didn't know who gave her the courage to jump down just like a tiger cub.

The physical education teacher jumped over quickly, caught her, and put her aside.

Xiao Xixi, like a normal person, is still asking the teacher, "Teacher, have I learned to climb trees?"

Teacher: "...not far." It would be great if all humans were like this human cub.

Xiao Xixi was not unhappy when she heard that she was still far away, but had to hug the tree trunk with both hands and feet, and wanted to climb again.

"Teacher! Watch me climb up again in a while!" Xiao Xixi said very happily.

The tiger cub looked up at the human cub, then curled up beside the tree, ready to sleep.

Tiger cubs are especially prone to sleeping at school because they don't have to worry about waking up in their cage the next day.

The human cub clawed on the tree trunk with short hands and short feet, with all his strength, but still clawed at the original position without moving at all.

The tiger cub could still hear the human cub say, "Why did you go up just now... Why can't you go up now..."

The teacher also heard this sentence, and he actually wanted to throw the child up again.

Because... She's really happy.

The human cub clinged to the tree pitifully, with no strength in his hands and feet, but still couldn't climb up, so he turned his head: "Teacher, this tree won't let me climb..."

"Then come down," the teacher said.

Although Xiao Xixi said that she was holding the tree with both hands and feet, her butt was basically no distance from the ground.

So Xiao Xixi let go, and then saw that she was like a little turtle, with her feet in the sky, and fell to the ground.

The teacher was taken aback. After all, in the eyes of all monsters, human cubs are the most vulnerable creatures.

Then I saw the little turtle turned over and said, "I'm fine, I didn't fall in pain."

This is almost a conditioned reflex. Xiao Xixi is very active at home, jumping up and down, and often falls down from the stairwell. Every time her mother yells at her, she gets up and says I'm fine, I didn't fall pain.

She is thickly dressed, short, and fat, so it doesn't hurt to fall.

After Xiao Xixi got up, she saw other classmates playing on the tree, but she still didn't climb up, no, there was also a tiger cub who huddled in the grass and slept.

Xiao Xixi wiped her eyes and was a little tired. She felt that the tiger cub was sleeping soundly, so she leaned over and slept next to the tiger cub.

The tiger cub heard a sound, opened his eyes, and saw a silly human cub beside him, he closed his eyes and continued to sleep.

Xiao Xixi imitated the way of a tiger cub, put her hands on top of her head, and then slept on her stomach, and soon fell asleep.

The teacher was originally watching, but now seeing the human cub huddled beside the little monster, sleeping peacefully, I feel very comforted.

Xiao Xixi was obviously not very honest when she slept. Originally she slept on her stomach. After she fell asleep quickly, she felt that this position was uncomfortable, so she slept on her side, and arched the tiger cub next to her, successfully putting the little monster away. Arch woke up.

When the tiger cub opened his eyes, he saw the human cub with its horn braids all messed up and its hair scattered on its face.

The tiger cub moved away a little and slept in the grass next to it, not vying for space with the human cub.

However, after sleeping for a while, I felt that I was not as comfortable as the grass just now, so I moved back.

The two cubs successfully slept in the physical education class, and the teacher did not wake them up. After all, the teacher was also afraid of this stubborn human cub who wanted to climb a tree.

When eating at noon, Xiao Xixi was holding two apples to chew on. She forgot to bring bread when she left this morning, so there were only two apples for lunch.

Xiao Xixi nibbled at the apple with a sullen face, and sighed, imitating the adults on TV: "Life is so hard!"

In fact, she didn't know much about herself, she just learned something.

The cub was still eating meat in the corner, and he was always on guard.

When he came back, he spat half a piece of meat on the table of the human cub.

Xiao Xixi is much closer to him now, looking at the tiger cub and seeing him looking at herself, this time Xiao Xixi suddenly understood: "Is this for me?"

Tiger Cub: "Yeah."

Xiao Xixi was very happy. Of course she was happy when her friend shared things with her.

"But I can't eat raw meat." Zhao Xixi still knows this, "Eating raw meat will cause diarrhea."

The tiger cub was a little regretful, and ate the rest of the meat by himself.

So in the afternoon, Xiao Xixi felt so hungry that she felt really hungry.

Xiao Xixi touched her fleshy face and said to her tablemate, "I think I'm hungry and thin."

The tiger cub looked at the fleshy face of this human cub, probably even human beings can talk nonsense with their eyes open.

Fortunately, the Cub Garden dismissed school earlier in the afternoon, but after school, Xiao Xixi walked in the community, but couldn't find the tiger cub.

The kindergarten next door hasn't finished school yet, and the office workers haven't come back, so the whole community is quite quiet, and Xiao Xixi is walking around the community alone.

When walking under a tree, Xiao Xixi saw that an orange suddenly fell from it.

Zhao Xixi ran over quickly and picked it up. It was really an orange.

It's just... Xiao Xixi didn't notice that the tree was actually a grapefruit tree with two unripe grapefruits on it.

Sitting under the tree, she started peeling oranges, eating oranges, and after eating one orange, she was still not full.

So Xiao Xixi turned around and put her hands together, "Grandpa Shu, thank you for your oranges, I'll water you later..."

A certain tiger cub squatting on the tree: "..." Stupid. This tree is not yet mature.

However, the next moment, the tiger cub saw two grapefruits that were not ripe. One of them matured quickly and fell next to the human cub. The human cub hugged the tree happily, kissed and kissed...