Never Marry a Man With Two Tintins

Chapter 1

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Cheng Nuo was awakened by the smell.

It seems that someone used rotten meat, rotten eggs and vegetables, put it in a black plastic bag and exposed it to the hot sun for ten days, and then suddenly opened it under the nose so that it smelled so bad.

He almost didn't faint from being choked again, he quickly covered his nose and opened his eyes, only to see a bright moon in the sky like an ice tray.

After being sluggish for a moment, Cheng Nuo jumped up with a carp, and saw an endless mountain of undulating garbage. He released his hand for less than three seconds before quickly covering his nose again.

Within a minute, Cheng Nuo had determined with a bitter face that he wore it himself.

The point is, he didn't have a car accident, didn't fall off a cliff, didn't fall into a river, and didn't write a negative long review to curse the unscrupulous author. He just took a nap under the hypnosis of the high school teacher. How did he wear it

He hurriedly lowered his head to observe his current body, and was relieved when he saw a familiar small scar on his right hand - this was still his own body. But the strange thing is that the bones have obviously become smaller, and the small muscles that have been exercised on the body have disappeared.

After thinking for a moment, Cheng Nuo decided to leave this garbage mountain with his shaky pants. He took a deep breath and stumbled with one foot deep and one shallow foot. Since he couldn't tell the difference between east, west, north and west, and he didn't know the stars in the sky, he decided to watch the moon go.

From time to time, there are mice and wild dogs scurrying around. Even though Cheng Nuo has always been very courageous, a chill rises from the bottom of his heart.

Suddenly, the hairs all over his body stood up, and something was staring at him!

Those eyes were like a hungry wolf, and they stared at him so cold sweat would come out of his back. He slowed down his breathing and tried to calm himself, keeping a leisurely pace, swiping left and right with the corners of his eyes, grabbing an abandoned wooden stick in front of him and turning around quickly - there was nothing behind him.

Taking a deep breath, Cheng Nuo felt a little relieved, maybe it was just his hallucination.

But he just relaxed when there was a sudden gust of wind behind him. He tilted his head in a conditioned reflex, but he was still hit hard on the back of the head, and with a thud, he fell on the garbage heap.

He tried hard to see who was attacking him, and vaguely saw a pair of wolf cub-like sharp blue eyes and messy gorgeous red hair, which should be a short boy.

A pair of small hands quickly placed on him, and he groped carefully from top to bottom, and when he realized that there was nothing, he began to pick up his clothes. Cheng Nuo struggled to kick him, but was hit hard on the knee of his right leg with an iron rod. He screamed in a low voice and his whole leg went numb.

The owner of the hands moved quickly, stripped off his T-shirt and started to take off his sneakers. The pants were stripped off faster because they were bigger. Cheng Nuo slid forward by the other party's rude actions. The other party didn't even let go of his socks and panties. He pulled the elastic band of his panties without hesitation.

Cheng Nuo kicked his two bare legs feebly, but the other party clearly saw his private parts.

This... is this female? The boy looked at it in disbelief and confirmed it, his fierce green eyes widened in surprise, and he was at a loss for a moment—because he had never seen a female naked body so close. Taking a closer look, this female's clean facial features are also very pleasing to the eye... He was a little strange, how could this young female appear alone in the garbage dump

Cheng Nuo still couldn't lift his head up, and everything in front of him was full of flowers. He frowned and groaned.

The boy's dull eyeballs finally moved, and his hand quickly left Cheng Nuo's calf. He looked at Cheng Nuochao glaring at himself and struggling to sit up, suddenly a little nervous, but conditioned his hand to cut Cheng Nuo's back on the back.

I rely on! Cheng Nuo cursed in his heart and immediately fainted. Where the hell did he travel to, even a child is so cruel

When Cheng Nuo became conscious again, he found that he was being carried by the boy, who should be half his head lower than him. Those shoulders were really thin and pitiful, but the speed was extremely fast and seemed to be effortless.

The gray sky had already turned up the fish belly white, and Cheng Nuo found that his clothes had been put back on again. He pretended to be asleep and narrowed his eyes to look at the child's profile. His face was so dirty that he couldn't make out his appearance, but he was definitely not over ten years old.

The noise gradually increased. Cheng Nuo swept left and right with the corners of his eyes. The surroundings were similar to the slums, with short and crowded thatched shacks. From time to time, he saw dusty and ragged men carrying bamboo baskets back and forth on the narrow dirt road. back.

Their clothes are very strange, not like any dynasty in ancient China, with long shirts and short sleeves, but similar to the clothes in online games, they are all tattered and dirty, and their hair is of various colors.

There were several half-year-old children talking to this boy. His name was Liuguang, and he spoke in a particularly tactful tone. He seemed to be a child in this slum. When someone asked who Cheng Nuo was, Liu Guang said carelessly, "I picked it up and cooked him if I didn't obey."

The kid who was talking to him didn't mean to be surprised or scared, but said happily: "Okay, Brother Guang, can you give me half a bowl when I cook the meat? I haven't eaten meat for a long time."

Liu Guang smiled as if nothing had happened. Of course, he couldn't tell others that this was a precious female, and it was even more impossible to cook and eat him. He wanted to raise him as a daughter-in-law.

Cheng Nuo was horrified when he heard it, wouldn't he be wearing a cannibal? No wonder this kid carried himself so far back...

He really wanted to run away, but this kid's speed and force value were too high, his legs were still hurting badly, and if he ran around now, would others treat him as food? In the end he decided to wait and see.

Liu Guang finally stopped in a slightly larger thatched hut, closed the wooden door, and put Cheng Nuo on the thin and messy bed. He looked carefully, the female's hair color was a rare pure black, and her skin was a healthy light wheat color. He felt that the short black hair was soft and soft to the touch, so he couldn't help but touched it a few more times. .

Cheng Nuo almost got goosebumps when he touched him. Is this cannibal child weighing how many pounds of meat he has? He originally wanted to wait for Liu Guang to go out before waiting for an opportunity to act, but the other party was standing at the head of the bed staring at his face without blinking, as if his textured eyes stared at his scalp numb.

Originally, he was just a child, but judging from the more than an hour that he came to this world, if Liu Guang was regarded as an ordinary child, he would be a fool.

Liu Guang finally turned around and left, Cheng Nuo listened to the sound of his door closing, and quickly sat up to observe the surroundings. There was nothing to say on the walls of the shack, the room was dark and leaking, with a damp musty smell, and there were a few dirty and messy clothes in the corners.

He opened his trouser legs, and sure enough, there was a large black spot on the knee of the left leg that was hit, and the back of the neck felt sore to the touch, probably due to internal injuries.

Cheng Nuo rubbed his knees cursingly, gritted his teeth in pain, limped to the front of those clothes, and started to take off his clothes quickly - he must leave this place where he used himself as a food reserve!

He was wearing Liuguang's clothes that were too small, and the smell was very unpleasant. Cheng Nuo frowned, messed up his hair, wiped some dust on his face, and pushed the door out without hesitation.

The thatched huts on the street are one by one, and the alleys are as dense and messy as spider webs. Cheng Nuo staggered around a few paths with his head down, and went to a place with few people with his instinct. It's just that his sense of direction is extremely poor, and the houses here are similar.

After a while, there was a commotion from behind, mixed with the familiar voice of a boy with a clear and stinky fart, and the tone was very angry: "His hair is black! Remember to catch it alive, I have to deal with it myself!"

Cheng Nuo was stunned for a moment, and ran faster on his legs.

Damn primitive society! If he is caught, he will be boiled into broth!

Liu Guang was so angry that he gritted his teeth. He was reluctant to tie the female with a rope for a while, and ran out to find him some water and food, but the other party took the opportunity to run away!

He decided angrily that this female should just be his daughter-in-law. If he is still so disobedient in the future, he will be sold. A female will be sold to the black market. At least 500 energy coins can be exchanged, which is enough for him to use for a long time.

The noise seemed to be getting closer, Cheng Nuo didn't have time to think about it, he pushed open a door and rushed in. Fortunately, there was no one inside, so he quickly closed the door and hid under the bed.

I don't know how long I have been crawling under the bed, and the sound from outside gradually faded away. Cheng Nuo breathed a sigh of relief and began to look at the sheltered house, and suddenly found a strange place.

Although this thatched hut is equally dilapidated, it is clean and spotless. Although the items are simple, they are all well-organized, which is in stark contrast to Liu Guang's messy thatched hut.

Cheng Nuo thought wildly, the owner of this house should be a woman, right? Otherwise it wouldn't be so neat...

The dilapidated wooden door let out a heavy "creak", and Cheng Nuo saw a pair of bright small black leather boots that could reveal a person's silhouette and stepped in unhurriedly.

Cheng Nuo held his breath, the owner of the boots paused, and walked in the other direction, he was relieved.

But just as his nerves were relaxed, the pair of boots suddenly appeared beside the bed, the sheets were lifted, and a strong force lifted his neck, and his whole body flew out from under the bed involuntarily, landing heavily on the bed. On the ground, there was a muffled sound of "bang".

Cheng Nuo fell dizzy, and something icy pressed against his neck, stabbing his skin painfully. When he raised his head in amazement, he happened to meet a pair of smooth golden pupils.

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