Never Marry a Man With Two Tintins

Chapter 3

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Liu Guang spoke softly, and uncomfortably scratched the top of his messy hair with his hands.

Although Cheng Nuo was amused, he was somewhat moved. Of course, he also understood that the premise of Liuguang being good to him was that he regarded himself as a so-called "female". I came to this desolate and backward place inexplicably, and I don't know how to go back, so I can only try my best to survive here.

He waved at Liu Guang, motioning him to come over. Liu Guang stared at a pair of emerald green pupils and said, "What?"

"See if you have lice on your head." Cheng Nuo grabbed Liu Guang's small arm and pulled him to him, almost not fainting from the smell on his body. Liu Guang's bright red hair felt hard to the touch because he didn't wash it. He frowned and checked Liu Guang's hair and said, "How many days have you taken a shower?"

Liu Guang had never been treated so intimately before, and he was originally a little conflicted. When he heard that it meant that he was dirty on his body, his eyes suddenly slanted angrily: "This is how males are! This is the man!"

Cheng Nuo almost didn't laugh. Male creatures don't mean that they are not hygienic! He carefully looked at Liuguang's messy little thatched hut again, and found a wooden bucket in the corner, so he said to Liuguang, "Go and fetch the bucket of water, it must be cleaned up here."

Seeing that Liu Guang was still staring at him vigilantly without moving, he smiled and said, "Don't worry, I won't run anymore."

Although there were a few dirty marks on Cheng Nuo's face, when he smiled, his brows and eyes were curved, showing a pair of tiger teeth. It was really sunny. Liu Guang looked at him in amazement, and finally went out with the bucket.

There were clotheslines tied between the trees in the yard. Cheng Nuo smelled the smell of the musty-looking bedding, and without hesitation, took them out to dry them in the sun. Obviously, Liuguang couldn't have extra bedding here, so Cheng Nuo could only pray that the sunlight would kill the fleas on the bedding.

Perhaps because Liu Guang's vigilance has not disappeared, the speed of returning is very fast. He is too small and thin. Even if he is walking fast with the wooden barrel, it is easy for people to feel loving and pity. Cheng Nuo couldn't help but touch his head again, Liu Guang still looks awkward. It looks like he didn't escape.

Cheng Nuo found a rag as a rag. There wasn't even a wooden tub here. He had to wash the rag directly in the bucket, wiped the foot of the table and bed, and sorted out the unused waste in the corner of the room. He was limply packing up here, but Liu Guang was sitting on the bed with his legs crossed and watching.

Cheng Nuo walked over and shoved the pile of dirty clothes into Liu Guang's arms and said, "Let it go outside."

Liuguang babbled his teeth and wanted to establish his prestige, but looking at Cheng Nuo's smiling face, he still helped out obediently. Somehow, he thought it was interesting to see Cheng Nuo so busy.

After being busy for more than half an hour, the house was finally clean and tidy. Cheng Nuo straightened up and nodded, "This is still like a place where a person lives."

He remembered the silver-haired boy he had seen before, and asked Liu Guang: "Well, there is a silver-haired child who looks clean, who is he?"

When Liu Guang heard this, his hair almost didn't explode, he stared at Cheng Nuo suspiciously and said, "That boy Bai Rui! How did you know him?! I tell you, you can only be my daughter-in-law! Don't get too close to other males! !"

The corners of Cheng Nuo's eyes jumped, but he resisted pulling his ears. He said as calmly as possible: "I just met once, and I don't think he looks like someone here, and - don't call me my daughter-in-law again!"

Liu Guang snorted in disapproval, and didn't scream if he didn't. Anyway, he didn't want others to know that Cheng Nuo was a young female. There are many thieves who are single-handedly and highly skilled roaming around. If Cheng Nuo's identity is exposed, his current ability cannot fully protect him. But he also emphasized again: "You are not allowed to get too close to others, and do not tell others that you are female."

"..." Cheng Nuo felt that he would never use this word to describe himself.

The room was almost finished, and it was noon, and Cheng Nuo's stomach began to growl again. There was an old bamboo basket in the yard. Cheng Nuo threw all the dirty clothes in and asked Liu Guang, "Is there a river nearby? All these clothes need to be washed."

Liu Guang frowned and said: "There is a small river three miles away, but now is the breeding season of Chi Locust. It is very dangerous for you females with little strength to go."

Cheng Nuo asked curiously, "What is Chi Locus?"

Streamer is also not very good at describing, and he simply said it again impatiently. The locust is a kind of small alien beast that lives in groups near the water, but it is fierce and unusual. The mature locust can even bite off the bones of an adult. The locust in the breeding season is even more fierce. will remain.

Cheng Nuo broke into a cold sweat, how perverted is this world? What the hell is there! Originally, he was thinking of taking a bath there and catching a few fish.

Liuguang saw his expression changing, and suddenly he crossed his hands and said calmly: "But you don't have to be afraid, I will naturally accompany you and protect you."

In their area, apart from not having a fight with Bai Rui, no one, even an adult, is stronger than him, and he is naturally not afraid of those little locusts.

Liu Guang said it lightly, but there was a hint of pride in his tone. Cheng Nuo was amused and speechless. Is this little boy exaggerating his feelings to scare him? Liu Guang didn't know what Cheng Nuo was thinking, so he threw a machete at the bottom of the bamboo basket.

Cheng Nuo put the bamboo basket on his back and followed Liu Guang. Liuguang looked at his slightly lame legs when he walked, and felt a little guilty, so he pretended to take the bamboo basket over his back and put it on his back. When passing by a dilapidated shack, Liu Guang shouted to an old man with gray hair and shabby clothes inside: "Hey, Ge's family, give me some medicine for your family's wounds!"

Cheng Nuo is a little strange, why is this name so strange

The old man glared at Liu Guang and scolded: "You bastard! If you don't study well every day! Just pointing at these medicines to change something, you will spoil it all!"

Having said that, he still threw a bottle out across the fence, and Liu Guang held it in his hand with a smile, and shook it towards Cheng Nuo: "I'll wipe it for you later, he can't do anything else in the family, but the medicine he makes is the same. Works."

Cheng Nuo curiously took the medicine bottle, opened it and smelled it. The ointment smelled like mint, but it wasn't bad.

Along the way, Cheng Nuo kept inquiring about the situation in this world, and the more he listened, the more troubled he became. To put it simply, the strong people in this world survive for the king and the fittest, and it is commonplace to kill people and steal goods, and Liu Guang speaks in a very natural tone.

Contacting the stick that Liu Guang gave him before, Cheng Nuo didn't dare to ask if the child had killed or eaten human flesh? I get goosebumps just thinking about it...

But apart from this, streamers are often no different from normal children.

Along the way, Cheng Nuo faintly felt that there was something discordant, but he couldn't tell where it was. He didn't remember until he walked to the river, why didn't he see a woman? Could it be that this world is particularly feudal, and women are not allowed to show their faces? He just thought about it for a while and didn't ask, because the crystal-clear river water had already attracted all his attention.

Liu Guang's nerves were obviously tense here, and he was almost at the side of Cheng Nuo, and Cheng Nuo's nerves were also tense.

It is true that there is no one by the riverside. Could it be true that what Liu Guang said before

There were no saponins or anything, so Cheng Nuo took the time to rub the clothes a few times and rubbed them hard. Fortunately, the clothes are full of dust and mud, but they can be washed five or six points clean. The washed clothes were hanging on the branches by the river, and Cheng Nuo motioned Liu Guang to take off the clothes.

Liu Guang's eyes were about to pop out, and he stammered like a little daughter-in-law who was being molested: "You, you..."

"Come on." Cheng Nuo teased him, "Aren't you going to call me my daughter-in-law? Are you afraid I'll see you? You just take a good shower, and I don't live with the mud monkey."

Liu Guang's face became hot, and he thought about it too, so he pretended not to care and took off his clothes behind Cheng Nuo's back. He also remembered that he couldn't be too far from Cheng Nuo, so he put up his ears and listened vigilantly to the movement behind him, and absently rubbed his dark neck.

After a long while, Cheng Nuo also relaxed, and simply took off his clothes, including his underwear, and washed them. His clothes were soiled in the junkyard and smelled like a stench.

When it was all washed and hung up, Cheng Nuo saw it, good guy, that child of Liuguang's neck is still black! He jumped off naturally.

Liu Guang heard the thumping sound behind him, and was so shocked that he almost didn't jump up. He glanced back and turned his head angrily.

As if his butt was on fire, he hurriedly hid in it, as if there were floods and beasts behind him.

Cheng Nuo couldn't help laughing when he heard this word. Is this kid's eyes so big just a decoration? Don't you realize that they both have the same body? But Liu Guang's cherry-colored red hair with water droplets was really beautiful and dazzling in the sun, like a burning flame.

He smiled and shouted to Liu Guang, "Liu Guang, come here, I'll wipe your back."

Liu Guang's face is now almost as red as his own hair, and there is a faint feeling of being molested. The earliest they got married here was fifteen years old. Although Cheng Nuo had already been determined to be his daughter-in-law, he had known the difference between males and females since he was a child.

Cheng Nuo's female style is too unrestrained, right? The two haven't been married yet...