Never Marry a Man With Two Tintins

Chapter 5

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Although the words this fart child said often made people tremble with goosebumps, but looking at Liu Guang's fried hair, Cheng Nuo wisely chose to scratch in secret.

After all this tossing, Cheng Nuo was already hungry when he went back.

The streamer skillfully lit a fire on the stove in the yard, threw a few large pieces of meat into an old cauldron, added water and sprinkled a handful of salt. The fire was dazzling, and the streamer added some firewood from time to time, and the aroma of the meat quickly overflowed in the air.

Cheng Nuo carefully remembered the steps to make a fire, and in a blink of an eye, he became a primitive inhabitant who didn't understand anything. He had the urge to cry.

The aroma quickly attracted a few 11- or 12-year-old scrawny children, who were standing in the distance with their saliva swallowed, but did not dare to move forward. Liu Guang glared at them, he was going to eat alone with his future daughter-in-law.

He pointed to Cheng Nuo impatiently and said, "This is Cheng Nuo, my man. If anyone moves him, don't blame me for breaking his legs. Chang Chun, take a few points from you for the rest."

The corner of Cheng Nuo's mouth twitched a few times, the little man Liuguang was half his head lower than the group of children, but he was very tugging. Now his actions and expressions are very similar to the gangsters introducing new members to the younger brother. He remembered the voice of Chang Chun, the kid who told Liu Guang to share him a bowl of broth.

Chang Chun looked at Cheng Nuo carefully, recognized his face, smiled with a row of white teeth, and ran away with the rest of the raw meat with his hands.

The meat was finally cooked, and Liu Guang was not afraid of being scalded, so he grabbed a leg meat and stuffed it into Cheng Nuo. Cheng Nuo was in a hurry and hurriedly threw it into the bowl, and Liu Guang also took a leg and gnawed it.

The meat of Chi Locus tastes a bit like beef, with rough texture and great toughness, and the seasoning is just salty, but Cheng Nuo tasted very fragrant, and the appearance of the food was in line with Liuguang. The two of them squatted in the yard to eat with oil on their hands and mouth, and the meat in the pot was soon half gone.

Cheng Nuo rubbed his stomach that was about to open. He ate a leg and ate nearly half a catty of meat pieces. Liu Guang was smaller but ate more than him, and it was estimated that he ate nearly three catties of meat. But now that the body is underage, it is obviously unhealthy to eat meat alone, and it is also difficult to digest.

Cheng Nuo remembered that there were fields on the road, so he asked Liu Guang, "Do you have any food to grow?"

"No." Liu Guang said indifferently, "You can't grow much here, so it's better to kill some beasts and take them to the town."

However, according to Liu Guang, the nearest town is also a hundred miles away, and things can be sold there or exchanged with the caravans in the past. There are commercial ways, but there are also many rogues.

Cheng Nuo sighed, there were a lot of wild vegetables growing in the fields, and he had to learn to distinguish which ones could be eaten and which ones could not be eaten. There is a small shack next to Liuguang's thatched hut, but at a glance you can see that there is nothing inside. This child, Liu Guang, doesn't know how he grew up. Typically, one person eats enough and the whole family is not hungry.

Liu Guang threw the two pieces of meat into the bowl, glanced at Cheng Nuo and said, "I'm going to give it to the Ge family."

"I'll go too." Cheng Nuo quickly stood up. The medicine was really effective. After applying it, he felt that the bruises on his legs had dissipated, and it was less painful to move.

Experts in the folk, this sentence does have some truth.

Liuguang saw that Cheng Nuo was learning how to live here, and he was naturally happy. Along the way, he told Cheng Nuo who owned the nearby shacks, and the character of those people. But those dilapidated houses and people's expressions and clothes were too similar, so Cheng Nuo barely remembered a few people, and he still couldn't tell the direction here.

When we arrived at Ge's house, two men in the yard were drying herbs, one was an old man who had given the streamer's wound medicine before, and the other looked a few years younger. The two behave very intimately, smiling at each other from time to time.

Cheng Nuo felt weird and didn't think much about it, Liu Guang had already pushed the door and swaggered in.

Liu Guang held up the bowl in his hand and shouted, "Master Ge, for you, Chi Locust this afternoon."

The younger one smiled and said, "Daughter-in-law, give this boy some steamed buns from the kitchen."

The old man came over with a smile and caught Liu Guang's bowl. He couldn't see Cheng Nuo's face clearly through the fence before, but now he couldn't help but wonder, and asked, "This is?"

Liu Guang said impatiently: "I picked it up, it's called Cheng Nuo, you old man is really getting more and more verbose as he gets older."

Cheng Nuo didn't have time to pay attention to Liu Guang's disrespectful words, because he was completely stunned by the name just now. That old man used to call another old man, daughter-in-law...

He was sure that he didn't have a back of ear, and then he looked closely, and he was sure that both of them were real men.

Cheng Nuo bit her lip and didn't ask, she had a bad premonition in her heart. Before Liu Guang called the old man "Ge Master", and this is "Ge family"...

Liu Guang left with the steamed buns, and Cheng Nuo followed him mechanically, his eyes dull with a sleepwalking expression.

When he returned to the grass hut, Cheng Nuo stopped abruptly, grabbed Liu Guang's arm and asked, "Why do you call me daughter-in-law?"

Liu Guang was startled and scratched his hair unnaturally: "Of course because you are female." And it was pleasing to the eye.

"...Is there any difference between me and you?" Cheng Nuo asked stiffly. Come on, don't say that there are no women in this world, men are weak and useless women!

Liu Guang's face flushed red, and he said angrily: "Then why don't you ask! Why are you so shameless to ask such a question!"

Cheng Nuo silently picked up a branch from the ground and quickly drew a sketch of a woman on the ground. Liu Guang glanced at him and asked curiously, "The gourd you painted?"

"..." Cheng Nuo had the urge to vomit blood. He used a branch to simply add an eyebrow and nose on the painted round face, and pointed to the person's bumpy figure and said, "Don't you have people here who look like this?"

Liu Guang stared at him in astonishment, with a look of contempt: "Who would grow up like this? Monster?"

Cheng Nuo squatted on the ground with weak legs, breathing rapidly, and his eyes went black.

It's just a matter of getting into this different world where birds don't shit and waste people's lives, and it's still a male planet that doesn't even have girls! This is not to fall into the pit on foot, but to fall directly into the crater!

How did he become a so-called "female" when he wore it here? Did his chromosomes change from "XY" to "XX", or did the male hormones secreted by the body turn into female hormones

And if you mess with the base, just mess with the base, what is it called a male and a female!

Liu Guang looked at his face, which turned blue and white, and worried: "What's wrong with you?"

Cheng Nuo stood up abruptly, pulled Liu Guang's slender arm and walked into the room, the power that erupted under the excitement was astonishing. Liu Guang felt strange, but did not resist.

After walking to the house, Nuo kicked the door and started to strip Liuguang's clothes, murmuring, "I want to see what the male looks like!"

Liu Guang didn't react at all in shock, and Cheng Nuo grabbed the belt and pulled down his pants. He didn't have any underwear, and his two thin legs were directly exposed in front of Cheng Nuo.

Time seemed to stand still, Cheng Nuo put his hands on Liu Guang's trousers stiffly, his mouth was wide enough to stuff an ostrich egg, and his ears were buzzing.

He was madly swiping the screen in his heart: scumbag! Pit father! What an alien with only two birds! The labor and capital are wearing monsters to stir up the planet! Labor wants girls! Sweet and soft girl! …

Liuguang's ears were smoking, and he wanted to pull on it in exasperation. Cheng Nuo squeezed his hand without listening to his brain. He wanted to determine if it was real or just an illusion caused by dazzling eyes.

It's just that his hand hadn't touched yet, and Liu Guang finally reacted. A hand knife slashed cleanly, and Cheng Nuo fell down with a "thump".

Liu Guang pulled his shaky trousers with one hand, and supported Cheng Nuo reflexively with the other, his angry eyes spitting fire. After a long while, he gritted his teeth and cursed, "Shameless female!"

When Cheng Nuo woke up and found himself lying on Liuguang's bed, it was already the next morning.

He was disheartened, despairing, and wished to bang against the wall a few times in grief. He really wanted to shake the neck of the master god who was in charge of crossing a few times. What did he do wrong to be thrown into this pitiful place

He felt the malice of the Sensen from this world.

Liu Guang opened the door and came in with a bowl of porridge. When he saw that he woke up, he put the bowl on the table angrily, and said with a dark face, "Get up and eat."

Cheng Nuo stared blankly at the pitch-black roof, and thoughtlessly said, "Liuguang, won't it drip on your body when you pee?"

"...Why do you keep asking these strange questions?!" The little boy's angry roar resounded in the room, causing the roof to fall to dust.

After a long while, Cheng Nuo finally got up cheerily, but his neck still hurts badly.

He sat cross-legged on the bed. Before, he took the daughter-in-law that Liuguang said as a joke. Now it seems that Liuguang should be serious, right

It is estimated that the male and female are determined according to the number of birds, what a fool!

Liu Guang looked at Cheng Nuo angrily and worriedly, why did it suddenly become weird? He hated and despised males who beat females, but Cheng Nuo suddenly pounced on his pants, and he had no choice but to take action.

Well, does the future daughter-in-law really not know the difference between male and female? The people who kept Cheng Nuo in captivity before must have taught him nothing. Thinking of this, Liu Guang suddenly became happy.

The daughter-in-law of the Ge family ran away from the aristocracy, and was tossed to be infertile, but when she met the old man Ge when she was young, it was considered a good home, and she did not find a second husband.

Liuguang can know these things because old man Ge often sits under the tree and shows off to the bachelors here.

He pushed the bowl of porridge towards Cheng Nuo, and said in a soft tone, "You drink it. If there is anything you don't understand, ask me. I will definitely not hit you in the future."

Cheng Nuo silently picked up the bowl of porridge and drank it. Anyway, he was thrown here by the god of transmigration. What else could he do

Suddenly, he realized a more terrifying problem, the bowl in his hand almost didn't fall. He stared blankly at Liu Guang, and said with a slight trembling, "Then here... where did the children come from?"

Liu Guang said speechlessly: "Of course it's your females, why don't you even know this?"

Cheng Nuo's eyes are black, I'll wipe it! Where do men live? chrysanthemum? ! It's so heavy!