In all kinds of terrifying fantasies, at night, Cheng Nuo finally cheered up.
When he first crossed, he also thought about his mission here, such as saving the world, being the male lead of the stallion, etc., but these conjectures are now shattered and all the scum is left.
Thinking that in the future he can only see those big men who are messing with the foundation, and he is still regarded as some bullshit female, he has the urge to cry against the wind.
Cheng Nuo used a piece of dog's tail grass and a thin rope to tie a small grass man with a bulge and a back. He held it in his hand and watched it for a long time, then hung it upright on the earth wall. In the future, I may never see a soft and sweet girl, and it is a thought to look at this little grass person. It's just that he went to the thatched pit, and when he came back, he found that the straw man was thrown into the stove by the streamer.
He looked at the grass figurines gradually turning to ashes in the firelight, and couldn't help sighing, as if he saw the backs of all the girls ruthlessly moving away. He had to admit it, maybe in the future he would be in the company of the Five Fingers girl.
No matter how bizarre the setting of this world is, he is still a man, a male creature! real man!
Suddenly thinking of something, Cheng Nuo asked, "Where did you sleep last night?" Liu Guang knocked him unconscious, and there was only such a small bed here.
Liu Guang pointed to the bench beside him awkwardly. He borrowed two benches and slept together for one night. He was embarrassed to sleep with his future daughter-in-law, and of course he couldn't let the knocked-out daughter-in-law sleep on the bench.
Cheng Nuo reluctantly substituted it, um, a ten-year-old child, at a sensitive age, curious about the opposite sex but avoids it like a scorpion... The foolish self becomes the opposite sex!
In this way, although Liu Guang is a little boy in his eyes, he still can't sleep together.
He tried to show a natural smile: "Well, I'll sleep on the bench tonight."
"Then how can it be done!" Liu Guang's emerald eyes stared at him, "Females should just sleep on the bed honestly!"
Hearing these two words, Cheng Nuo still couldn't keep his calm. He was full of anger and had nowhere to vent, and in the end he lay helplessly on the little bed and stared at the wall in a daze. The light of the moon shone through the narrow windows and shot into the house, illuminating a silvery patch on the uneven ground, but it was not dark inside the thatched hut.
Liu Guang also quickly lay on the stool and fell asleep quickly, but Cheng Nuo tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep.
The two stools were still too narrow together, Liu Guang slept for a while, turned over, and fell off with a slap, which startled Cheng Nuo. He hurriedly sat up and saw that Liu Guang didn't open his eyes. He groped for the bench with his hands in a daze, climbed up and went to sleep.
Cheng Nuo couldn't help laughing out loud, this must be a god of sleep! After a while, the streamer fell again, and fell firmly. Cheng Nuo really couldn't see it, so he walked over.
He suddenly figured out, if now he sees himself differently from Liuguang and the others, then he won't really become a bit of a bitch in the future? Maybe a man in this world can have a baby, but he won't! He knew that the child who woke up Liuguang would not agree to sleep on the bed, so he simply picked him up.
The moment he picked it up, he couldn't help being stunned. This child was stubborn and irritable, and his mouth was poisonous, but the weight of his thin arms and legs was really light. Lying quietly in his arms now, he was sleeping innocently with fluffy hair, and he was really a lovable little boy.
Cheng Nuo's movements couldn't help but lighten up, put the streamer inside, and lied outside as a guardrail.
It's just that Liu Guang's sleeping appearance is really bad. It is estimated that he was old and old before, so Cheng Nuo had to endure Liu Guang as a pillow. Liuguang's hands and legs were wrapped around him, and his body temperature was higher than his, so the weather next to him was a disaster. Cheng Nuo didn't know when he fell asleep, and there were all kinds of discomfort in his dreams.
The next morning, Liuguang didn't fry, but he blushed like a monkey's butt, and he stammered when he spoke: "I am me, why are you here?"
Cheng Nuo was suddenly in a good mood, and smiled and showed a pair of tiger teeth: "Yeah, guess what?"
Liu Guang stared suspiciously, jumped out of bed, and ran out wearing his straw sandals.
Cheng Nuo fell down laughing. In this dreadful world without girls, he had to find some fun on his own. He made up his mind to have a good relationship with Liuguang. This child is called "daughter-in-law", and most of it is learned from others. He has to gradually let Liuguang accept it, and he is the same as him.
As for the two little birds or something, um, he has never seen them before. Does that thing really exist
Cheng Nuo stretched out, rinsed his mouth and face with salt water. Liu Guang didn't even wipe his face here. He could only cut off the big circle on his cotton T-shirt and use it as a towel for the time being. I don't have toothbrushes and toothpaste. I can only find a way to find a substitute in the future. There are other basic daily necessities and the most basic food. I have to find a way to solve it.
He saw that Liuguang had already started to prepare the fire to cook, so he quickly took the firewood and urged Liuguang to clean it.
The blush on Liu Guang's face has faded, and he said impatiently, "Didn't you just wash it two days ago? It's really troublesome."
The blue veins on Cheng Nuo's forehead jumped. He estimated that there were not many people here except Bai Rui who talked about hygiene, so he patiently explained the importance of washing his face and brushing his teeth. He was very curious about Bai Rui's origin. He didn't look like a slum dweller, did he
Liu Guang went away reluctantly, rubbing his eyes with his hands dipped in water, very perfunctory. Cheng Nuo had to walk over, wet it with the cotton cloth, hold Liu Guang's shoulder and wipe his face carefully again, and then hold Liu Guang's hand and press it in the basin to wash, and said with a smile: "That's how clean it is."
The strength of his hand was controlled neither light nor heavy, it was very comfortable, and the streamer did not resist.
Liu Guang stared blankly at the pair of beautiful and clean hands that were slightly larger than himself holding his own, then raised his head and saw two rows of particularly white teeth. Cheng Nuo smiled vividly, his eyes were particularly bright, and his face could not help but slowly turn red.
He thought to himself that although the future daughter-in-law might be a little troublesome sometimes, it's still not bad.
In the next few days, Cheng Nuo worked hard to adapt to the life here, learned to cook simple food, identify edible wild vegetables and so on. He gradually learned that the nearby garbage mountain was actually sent by the city to which this land belongs using the technique of space.
He was stunned, what a fool the setting of this world is!
Many residents here pick up daily necessities, old clothes, leftovers and so on from those garbage heaps. Liu Guang squinted at the trash and said: "I heard the old people say that this place was not like this a long time ago, and the land is not without aura, sooner or later I will kill all those city lords!"
Cheng Nuo was startled by the hatred in his tone. The social system here is somewhat similar to that of slave society, and the city lord and noble family have absolute rights as rulers. Although it was very unfair, he didn't want Liu Guang to have such a dangerous idea. In the history of the celestial dynasty, many radical people became benevolent without success, and he still wanted to see Liuguang as happy as a normal child.
In the past few days, Liu Guang took care of him everywhere, and he unknowingly regarded Liu Guang as his younger brother. But he also understands one thing. Although the three views of people in this world are not correct, his cognition may not be appropriate in this world. He must learn to accept the rules of this world.
Cheng Nuo, the children who often come to Liuguang, can basically recognize them. One of them is a little boy named Caotou who is illiterate but likes books. There are dozens of old books in the garbage dump. The average inhabitants of this world are illiterate, and the poor can only gain the opportunity to be literate by joining a faction opened by the city lord or local nobles.
Cheng Nuo was really overjoyed, so he borrowed a few books from him, and was even more overjoyed when he opened them. The characters in the book are obviously written with brushes. Cheng Nuo practiced brushes with his grandfather in elementary school and junior high school. Although he stopped practicing brushes after entering high school, he was also familiar with these traditional characters.
Immediately, Cheng Nuo found some wooden sticks and drew them on the ground, teaching Liu Guang some of the simplest characters. It cannot be denied that the strong streamer does not look like a child at all, but it is not enough to have only strength without brains. It is always good to read more books.
Cao Tou, Chang Chun and others crowded over, and Liu Guang yelled at them impatiently: "What's the noise? My daughter-in-law... Cheng Nuo is teaching me, what are you doing for fun?"
Cheng Nuo couldn't help laughing, so he simply found a wooden board, used the blackened stick as chalk, and asked them to carry a stone as a bench. He looked at the row of raised black faces and had the urge to be a bully. Fate made him wear it here, did he make him a rural teacher to popularize compulsory education
Liu Guang was the shortest among the group of children, sitting in the center with a clean and handsome face that stood out, Cheng Nuo couldn't help laughing.
Of course, Chinese pinyin cannot be taught. What if someone finds out? Cheng Nuo started teaching from the simplest one, two, three and four, and then the names of these children. He deliberately wrote Liuguang's name in a big size, and said with a smile: "Light is a good word, it means light." He pointed to the sun.
Liu Guang looked at Cheng Nuo in a daze, the future daughter-in-law seemed to have light on her face when she laughed, this word is indeed a good word.
Cheng Nuo wrote his name on the wooden board again and said, "This is Cheng, this is Nuo, and it is a promise of a thousand dollars." These two words are a bit complicated, but Liu Guang looked at it carefully and remembered it almost immediately. how to write.
Cheng Nuo clapped his hands to signal the end. It is not easy to teach too much on the first day, and it is always necessary to practice when going back.
But it was still early, so Cheng Nuo casually asked these children what their ideals were. They didn't understand what an ideal was, so Cheng Nuo had to explain it again, what he wanted to do in the future, or what kind of person he would become.
Cao Tou at the farthest said softly, "I want to be a book writer."
Cheng Nuo quickly encouraged, yes yes, this is already a lofty and great ideal for a child in a slum with no information.
As a result, Caotou's next sentence shocked him: "Sell books for a lot of money, and then marry a beautiful female."
"… "
It was Chang Chun who came down. He scratched his messy hair and said, "I want to be a thief and grab a beautiful female."
"… "
Then there was a boy named Ming Shan with buck teeth. He grinned and said, "I want to be a big businessman and raise a group of beautiful females."
"… "
Cheng Nuo is about to go crazy, what is going on here? Wow, what kind of education did the children here receive from childhood? ! Is it so important to marry a man as a wife
When it was Liuguang's turn, Liuguang said after a long while, "I want to be the most powerful thief leader."
No need to rob, his daughter-in-law had already picked it up, he glanced at Cheng Nuo.