The nobles onlookers firmly believed that just now, a lot of indescribable things must have happened in the Demon King's carriage.
Of course, although there is a gap with what they imagined, in a certain way the word "indescribable" is really correct _(:зゝ∠)_
Xu Jun covered his chest, and his steady steps were a little stumbling. He walked forward with his head lowered, gnashing his teeth so much that he couldn't restrain the corners of his mouth from wanting to lift up—Made is sick, right
What, why are you so happy...
However, inside the carriage, which was so dark that no sunlight could penetrate, the narrow and airtight space, the tall figure pressed against the opponent's chest, trying to push back, but was grabbed by the wrist. It was obviously a cold demon, but at this moment it was extremely hot. hot. His wrist also seemed to be scalded by the heat, and eventually the other's lips pressed against his.
The low voice of the Demon King Luo Xienke was like a whisper from hell: "Don't play stupid, Xu Jun, your heart is beating so fast."
Xu Jun was shaking uncontrollably. He felt that he had never been so calm before—because at this moment, he even remembered inexplicably what the teacher said in the sexuality class he took in college: "...someone said thoroughly. Heterosexuality or homosexuality does not exist, there is always a chance in one's life to meet someone who can make him go on a different path..."
Grandma, what the hell am I thinking
The teacher's voice disappeared, but his mind was suddenly confused, and his breathing became fast, because suddenly he had a bold idea: he wanted to know if the guy in front of him was the "on a different road" that the teacher said. people".
So when Xu Jun's head was hot, he stuck out his tongue and licked Rosienke's lips.
Rossienke: "..."
There are many older brave men, and Luo Xienke, who should have been an old driver in terms of age, also thought of a sentence like lightning in his mind. It seems that the human troubadour he collected during this time wrote it in the popular little yellow book. - "You are playing with fire!"
I thought it was kind of funny when I watched it at the time, but now it's immersive.
Gobbling down, breathing heavily and panting hard, the strength he pressed against Xu Jun could not be controlled. Xu Jun struggled at the same time, broke his wrist out of control, waved a few times in the air, and finally hugged Luo Xienke like an appointment. shoulders. The movements of the two suddenly crossed the line, and they were eager to exchange one kiss after another.
Luo Xienke's fingers were slender and flexibly drilled into the hem of Xu Jun's dress: "... I miss you so much... After I left your body, I have been missing this warm place... "
Mom what are you talking about? ! Xu Jun's face suddenly flushed red: "Wu... Get out, warm up, ah..."
I can't say something nice at such a time. Rosienke is a little bit nervous, but fortunately he has enough time to teach the brave man.
There is no need for this brave man to continue talking now. If you don't want to talk about love, then keep your mouth shut.
At this moment, the carriage stopped, and the coachman, the commander of His Majesty the Demon King's Guard Corps, Bo Lai, said dryly in a trembling voice, "Your Majesty, it's already here."
Rossienke: "..."
Xu Jun: "...Fuck! My clothes! My dress! You, you, take your hands away!"
I forgot in the car just now that this is the way to the Divine Grace Celebration! There is still a large wave of nobles waiting!
Luo Xienke was silent for a few seconds, and finally stabilized his emotions, and asked thoughtfully, "Do you want to let you out first?"
Xu Jun can't wait to kick him: "Come out a wool! I'm scared to death! Damn it!"
His Majesty the Demon King sighed in his heart. Although he can't do it this time, there will be another time. He has to stay in Randall for a while, and he can always find a chance to be alone. I heard that Xu Jun has a house on the second ring road in the city center. … But as a man, it’s really unpleasant to be forced to interrupt this kind of thing, and there is even a desire to destroy the human’s charismatic festival and tear up the storm castle.
-just forget it.
They are a family of demons who have always loved peace.
Xu Jun got out of the car after tidying up his dress in a hurry, and Luo Xienke also got out of the car at random. At this time, he looked very calm (fierce) quiet (ruthless), and ordered Bo Lai, the commander of the Guard Corps, who was the coachman: "Take it. When you come down, follow Xu Jun, go to the Divine Grace Festival banquet, and keep an eye on him."
These words were so low that only Bo Lai could hear them. Bo Lai was shocked and almost cried.
I scared him to death, I thought he was going to be executed on the spot just now, but I didn't expect that His Majesty would give him a task to do, which means he didn't need to die, he lived and survived QAQ
Even if he is a frozen demon who is relatively indifferent compared to humans, he also knows that men cannot be interrupted at such times. What's the difference between eating? As for the movement of His Majesty and this brave gentleman in the carriage just now, he had to do two psychological constructions before he dared to interrupt! He was really ready to meet His Majesty's wrath!
"Your Majesty, your subordinates will definitely protect the brave Mr. Xu Jun!"
Therefore, the commander of the Bolai Guard Corps also expressed his loyalty in a low voice and excitement.
The nobles around do not know about all this. They only saw that after Xu Jun's face was blushing, the Demon King kept staring at Xu Jun with a cruel expression that could make people cry. Things come to mind.
It's just an honest whim.
Dynister clenched the hand of Saint Elle almost immediately: "Xu Jun, is he alright!"
Saint Ayr did not reprimand him for his gaffe behavior: "It's okay, although his face is bad, his steps are weak, and his eyes are a little out of focus... But it should be fine, calm down."
The more Danister listened, the less calm he became. He rushed over directly, but was pushed away by the mysterious coachman of the Demon King who strode between Xu Jun and him!
Dinister: [What does this mean! Why didn't he let me take care of Boss Xu Jun! Demons are so unreasonable!]
Bo Lai, commander of the Guard Corps: [Fuck, this girlish little white face still wants to get close to Mr. Xu Jun, don't look at what kind of virtue he is, go as he goes, and don't spoil the person His Majesty's fancy.]
The two snorted at each other from their nostrils, but because they had scruples in their hearts, they didn't dare to move.
Dynister thought to himself that the next step is our home court. You demons are allowed to show their prestige outside, but you can't do anything at the banquet. Boss Xu Jun will be protected by me!
Bo Lai thought to himself that this girly little guy looked very imposing, but he didn't know what to put on the eye rims (actually, it was the same version of the Holy Child's eyeshadow as the Holy Maiden), and it looked weird. It's eye feces.
…
Demon King Luo Xienke's long legs took a step, not to mention Xu Jun, who had already walked to the door of the venue and secretly looked back at him. All the other noble men and women were also following him with their heads. Even the child was picked up by his parents and stared at Luo Xienke with wide eyes. Xu Jun heard a child beside him crying and asking his mother, "Who is this scary uncle who looks like he's going to eat people? "
His mother was really scared to death, so she quickly covered the child's mouth and didn't teach him to speak, for fear that the demon king would strangle the child to death when he heard it.
How can Rosienke be so boring? Even if his temper was not as good as it was at that time tens of thousands of years ago, he would not fight against the cubs. After all, racial wars generally do not involve cubs, it is a contract between various ethnic groups. Although there are people who don't follow this rule now, it won't be his Dark Lord.
He just gave Xu Jun a meaningful look when the child said "eat people".
eat people...
Xu Jun turned his head away, thinking what do you mean! ! !
However, he scolded a few words in his heart. He was completely cowardly, and he didn't dare to say anything to refute _(:зゝ∠)_
What happened on the carriage just now, at first, he catered to it without hesitation, and even took the initiative, but now that his head has completely cooled down... Well, even if it was a small kiss, someone would take it from him. The hem touching the lower abdomen is not too far-fetched, but it is enough to frighten him, a former straight man who has never been in a serious relationship, and the only time he has been in a game, so he has no experience at all.
He said a few times in his heart that his brain was sick, but he couldn't help reaching out to touch his lips that seemed to be shaking.
His Majesty the Demon King Rosienke was in a good mood and walked towards the door in the middle with his long legs.
At this time, the emperor of the Golden Banner Empire is also looking at each other with the Pope. At this time, His Majesty the Dark Demon King has not come, what is this for
The two of them looked and looked, and they both thought of a question that they had never thought about before, or even dared not think about it at all.
They also joked before, but they stopped every time at the right time. After all, as the leader of a force, it seems like it is always wrong to speculate the leaders of other forces as a vengeful villain. Great.
But now they couldn't help but exchange a worried look, thinking that this Demon King... He wouldn't really go to the brave Xu Jun, would he? !
No! You are a Demon King after all, can't you be more generous!
It just so happened that there were many leaders of the forces who came to participate this time, and it was not easy to ask the abyss lord to understand, but then he saw the abyss lord bowing deeply towards the door, and a tall black figure strode in.
"Your Majesty, you are here." The abyss lord Sel saluted.
Luo Xienke nodded, the emperor and the Pope of the Golden Banner Empire had not spoken yet, an old man who had been standing in the corner with curly hair like seaweed, wrinkles and age spots on his face said in a deep voice: "Listen to the lord of the abyss that Luo Xien said. His Majesty the Demon King wants to go to the celebration of young people? His Majesty the Dark Demon Lord, please forgive my frankness, you are the longest-lived person in the entire world-”
The implication is that you say that you think we are old and want to play with young people, but you are the oldest, ah
As soon as these words came out, the kings, priests, and shamans of other forces all changed their colors. Each of them complained in their hearts, but no one dared to say it directly.
Luo Xienke didn't take it seriously, just looked around for a week and saw a lot of old faces with sagging skin.
In the end, he said slowly: "Is that so? I think it's always a word to describe a state. Now the popular saying is that you can't look at your age, but look at your face."
A group of old men and women: "..."
Meow meow meow? Are you kidding me? How did people with such a face like this live to be so big? ! ! !
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