Never Thought You’d Be This Kind of Hero!

Chapter 126: Single dog

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Mantou Lance and Jess also went out to play this morning. During the Divine Grace Festival, the luxury residential area of Randall City was less crowded, but the trade area and the civilian residential area were very lively. There are various gift shops around the church, which are made of wooden planks and made into the form of small carts.

These small vendors usually do business at the night market in Randall, and they reserve their booths a month before the charismatic festival. Under the supervision of Sheriff Randall, the carts were pushed away one by one. It is forbidden to push carts in Randall City. After returning, they can split the wood for fire in winter.

The church has always been a symbol of the sacred, but on the Day of Grace, it is inevitably contaminated with secular excitement.

The trolleys at the entrance of the church have formed one after another, forming a different version of the "temple fair".

It was early in the morning when Jace took Mantou and Lance to play, and there were a lot of people gathered at the door of the church. The food stalls have also started work. Holy light fireworks sticks, little angel masks, and various small dresses with poor materials but bright colors. Where have the two children seen such a lively scene? Even if Mantou followed Xu Jun through the south and the north, the most popular markets I have ever seen are the slave markets in the city of darkness, the absolutely neutral underground black market, and the Winter Veil Festival. Flower paradise - after all, there are many people in those places, but everyone has various purposes, and no one will go to that kind of place for fun!

But the charismatic temple fair (… )! Compared with them, they are so pure and unpretentious! There is no darkness involved here! There is only laughter here.

The children wore ribbons on their heads and were held by their parents. The younger children could only be held or ride on their necks, and their eyes were full of curiosity about the outside world. Not to mention them, even Lance and Mantou were fascinated, but the two of them had more pocket money - Xu Jun gave them two hundred gold coins in January, the absolute wealthy young man in the holy city, which he kept with Jace on weekdays. Came out to play today and brought it all.

Fireworks are not easy to put on during the day, but there are colorful pigeons and colorful butterflies, which are made of colorful cloth, flowers and animal feathers. The branches of fine poplar are used to make bone shelves, and some very simple small machines are installed inside. , Color pigeons and butterflies fly to the sky like they are alive. People who can put colorful pigeons can use some principles to make the flying color pigeons fly back by themselves, just like playing with a flyer, but buy lottery here. Children of Dove Color Butterfly generally do not play. Jace heard a peddler snickering: "... just this butterfly! I've sold it three times! Hehehe!"

However, the children in the streets were still drooling at all kinds of colorful pigeons and butterflies, and they didn't remember to pick up the ones they just bought and lost.

In Xu Jun's words, he is the stupid son of the landlord's family.

"Mantou! Mantou, you see a bird! What a beautiful bird!" Lance stared blankly at the sky: "—Wow!"

All over the sky! However, because the materials used to make the pigeons are light and thin, the sunlight can still penetrate, so it does not appear black, but brighter in color, like a colorful dream.

"Herod!" - a lot! More than on the prairie!

"So beautiful! I'm too thin to eat, so I can only let Fei play QAQ"

"Herod!" - let's buy ten more!

Jace numbly took out the money from the purse, it seems that the landlord's stupid son and the others also have two.

The three walked from the festival market in front of the church to the commercial tower in the men's trading area of Randall City. Even the thick-skinned and defensive child of the giant dragon family like Lance was tanned, and they played until the sun went down. Don't want to go home, because there are fireworks displays and night markets at night.

Jace was totally a babysitter, but he was more than happy. The reproductive ability of the unicorn family has always been weak, and there are very few cubs born every year. He only gave birth to 152 cubs in the years when he was the patriarch, and such a poor data is enough. It was written into the epic of their family, and it even became one of his "achievements".

The more advanced the orcs evolved from the beasts, the weaker the reproductive ability. This is the bloodline price they must pay for their pursuit of magic and power.

But he himself, until now, has not left a descendant, but it is not because of any reproductive ability.

Jace patted Mantou's head: "Child, grow up quickly."

The steamed buns kicked him lightly: "I have grown up long ago, if I were still in the clan, my cubs would be able to make soy sauce!"

He is a little moonlight foal who has never even been with a girlfriend, and when he talks about these, he is straightforward: "Our moonlight foal can give birth to cubs very quickly! The cubs will grow up in a few years. When I was young, I was with Sister Kana. We ordered a kiss, but then Sister Kana left with brother Jia Er, and by the time I left with Boss Xu Jun, their cubs will be two years old!"

Jace: "…"

"That sister Kana, she has a good eye." He said with difficulty, pulling the corners of his mouth.

Mantou nodded quickly: "That's right! But luckily I'm not with her, so I can't come out with Boss Xu Jun."

"—I don't know you anymore."

Jess was stunned for a moment. He looked at Mantou, who seemed to be very happy with his footsteps, and suddenly had an idea: Probably just these few days? Mantou's expressive ability is getting clearer and clearer. Compared with the original, it looks like a child and a teenager. It may be because Lance and himself, two "orcs", have been added to Xu Jun's team, which stimulates Mantou's brain. development

When Xu Jun got home, there was no one at home except the housekeeper and the maid on duty. The maid put roast turkey on the table, and he couldn't eat much. He was thinking about the words "Your Majesty, he's washing up at your house and waiting for you, hurry back and do things", said to him by the guy who was dressed in black and looked like a little Rosienke.

- No, it's definitely not like that.

Also, maybe he was thinking wrong, he just asked the housekeeper and he said that no one else came to visit today! So maybe he heard it wrong, maybe Rosienke did come back, but it should be after he got home. While thinking about it like this, he had other thoughts at the same time. Xu Jun could hear his heart pounding and seemed to refute him: Maybe that guy is already at home

How do you say that word? Entering the room

With such thoughts in mind, Xu Jun was quite excited... He went to take a shower first.

Then he put on his pajamas, kept a weird state of mind, and crept to the bedroom, sneaking when he got to the door.

He silently opened the bedroom door. The curtains were drawn inside, and the lights were not turned on, so it was dark. Xu Jun narrowed his eyes and found that the night vision ability he was proud of was not very effective. He randomly wanted to understand that it was the devil who used some spells or skills, which affected the perception ability of others in the room.

Immediately, he became nervous. He was obviously in his own home, or within the second ring of the holy city of Randall, which was considered the safest place in the whole world, but he seemed to be surrounded by full-level monsters and was extremely careful. Taking two steps forward, he heard a sleepy sound coming from the direction of his bed: "Are you back? Why is it so late?"

Xu Jun: "..."

The light in the bedroom lit up, and Xu Jun was finally able to see clearly - Luo Xienke slept on his bed, covered with his floral quilt, hugged his throw pillow, and put him in the black in the closet. Pull out the nightcap and put it on! ! !

This man is so poisonous! Xu Jun tried his best to ignore the guy's exposed calf and his chest that wasn't covered tightly. He strode up to Luo Xienke, and after brewing for a while, he pulled off the crooked nightcap on his head: " You bastard! My head is bigger than me, how can I wear my hat if it's too big for me!"

No, is this the time to say this? ! What matters now is why this guy is lying directly on his bed? !

"—This is my bedroom, you should go to the guest room."

"—Xu Jun, don't make trouble, go and close the door, darling."

The two spoke at the same time.

Xu Jun's fingers were trembling for a moment, and while he wanted to grab the other person and beat him, he didn't know why he shuddered. His Majesty the Demon King Rosienke was keenly aware of this and sighed. When he jumped into Xu Jun's bedroom at first, his spirit was still quite excited. The fact that "Xu Jun was seduced by the Sea Snakes" he had just heard at the banquet did make him a little angry, but more as a Older men's desire for control and dominance is at work. Xu Jun's bed was full of his breath, which made Luo Xienke want to catch people back and deal with them directly.

However, the brave man who waited left and right didn't come home, he actually got sleepy and slept.

Now... Forget it, let him go.

So the merciful and wise His Majesty the Demon King Luo Xienke looked at Xu Jun with the eyes of "I won't do it today, you see how much I hurt you": "Come on, go to bed, have a good sleep, are you tired too?"

After he finished speaking, he propped up his upper body and patted the bed.

Xu Jun: "..."

Xu Jun: "Wait, what the fuck do you mean by that look in your eyes? Why are you? Don't tease me, get out...!"

It's a pity that without any equipment and no rune potion, the hero can't fight the Demon King.

When the commander of the Guards of the Demon King Luo Xienke frowned and came out of the banquet, he found that there was only a single carriage standing in front of the door, and there was one less horse, His Majesty the Demon King was gone, and the brave Xu Jun even Don't know where it went.

Only the abyss lord Sir Sir leaned on the doorpost and poured wine into his mouth: "Bole, let's go, let's have a drink... Come on? Don't wait for your majesty, everyone is estimated to be on the ♂ Let's go to the bed... Let's go, you can drink with me as a single dog... "

Bole: "???" Sir Sir, you are single but I am not? I have a wife, okay