For the next two days, the atmosphere at Xu Jun's house was always bewildering.
"Why are you looking at me, disgusting unicorn!"
"Go away who's looking at you, you look black!"
↑ Above, these are the most common words that the black moonlight horse Kyle and the unicorn male Jess say each other.
The two became elementary school students. In fact, if this is the wilderness, this is not the case. Although the black moonlight horse Kyle is not a herbivorous monster like the moonlight horse, but it also bites the teeth of the devil flower, and its fighting power is better than that of Xiaomantou and those two. The little maid is stronger (in Jace's eyes) and has nothing to be proud of.
If it's easier to do in the wild, just kill him, after all, that's what they did last time they met. The feud between the black moonlight and the unicorn is not a day or two. It is said that they have been dead enemies since the ancestors of the black moonlight went down with the devil. It's just that everyone hasn't seen each other for many years, so they slowly forget the bad things in the past. Jess knew Kyle because twenty years ago, in order to catch a human thief who dared to steal the tomb of the unicorn, he chased and killed all the way to the human city in the east of the dark abyss, which is the northern front, and ran into the human who sneaked away. Kyle drinking in town.
Kyle and him could see at a glance what the other party was. This guy is cheap. He knew that he was chasing tomb robbers, but he also called the human sheriff and the city lord to say what kind of killer organization he was. The wanted list is on There was him, and he was arrested for a great achievement, which brought him a lot of trouble.
Even worse, when Jace finally asked the group of people who wanted to make meritorious deeds and crazy people to kill the tomb robbers and throw them on the mass grave, this Kyle was still standing by the wall door and secretly watching the show.
Grandma's old legs can't stand it? Jace immediately beat Kyle hard, but he didn't kill him. He didn't want to fight the devil because of this.
Anything is fine if he's single, but there's also a race implicated in what he does. Beating Kyle to the core is just a personal vendetta. It's not a big deal. Inside the demon, the attitude of the strong is advocated.
That was really cool.
At that time, Jace was still very narcissistic, thinking that his cultivation had improved, and he could endure such a foolish and cheap Black Moonlight horse without causing trouble... But now I just regret it! If I knew this guy would come here, it would be better to kill him secretly!
Wipe off the tracking runes on the body of the person who was beaten to death, and then throw it on the mass grave! What a big deal!
He gritted his teeth, wishing to implement his ideas on Kyle over and over again.
But now in Xu Jun's house, they still have a backer, that is the dark devil... Let's put it this way, although Jace is not afraid of the devil's devil, the fear here means that their unicorn family can't cause trouble without contact with the devil. It's not that he can fight the Demon King hard.
How could he have been beaten? If he could beat the Dark Demon King, wouldn't he have lived in vain for more than 40,000 years.
Speaking of more than 40,000 years, the age gap with Xu Jun is really scary.
Tsk tsk, the old people in this world are getting more and more shameless.
On the other side, the black moonlight horse Kyle is almost embarrassed. Generally speaking, if someone fights with him every day, he can ask his Majesty for support, but now... His Majesty has a new love and forgets his subordinates. He also Don't dare to rush to kill.
After all, when he came here, the target of this mission, Xiaomantou, was very frightened, which made His Majesty dislike it very much.
Thinking like this, Kyle grinned provocatively at Jace again. Jace didn't say a word. He picked up a knife in his hand and threw it over. Kyle took it and cut an apple.
Mantou was pacing in from the outside, and when he saw this scene, Shoululu called out, and he didn't know if it was because he was about to transform into a human. Now his Shoululu is more and more like a human being talking. .
For example, what he is saying now is "Fuck you are so handsome!"
Kyle Sao Bao smiled: "Yo little steamed bun, how is it, you are fascinated by my bare-handed hand-to-hand shooting~"
Mantou nodded again and again, kicking off its four little boots. Xiaoyueguangju still goes out every day, it is not suitable for him to stay at home as a horse, but because the time is approaching, there are many people in the city, Xu Jun does not let him run far, and just walks back and forth in front of the house. The elder and Keke followed him and came back quickly if anything happened.
At this time, Keke was packing Mantou's boots. The bottom of this thing was knocked on the horseshoe, and it squeaked on the wooden floor, making a hole with each foot, which made the housekeeper John go crazy.
"Bantou, I'll put your shoes in the bucket!" Keke patted Mantou's head with his hand: "Oh, you really waste your shoes, fortunately your boss is Xu Jun, if the former elder, maybe he You won't be allowed to wear shoes."
Mantou thought to the stupid snow lion, Moon Moon Guangju didn't even need to wear shoes, but he doesn't even need a horseshoe. Now it's really uncomfortable to wear shoes so as not to step on the dirty wooden floor, but I thought of four more. The leather for the little boots is so beautiful, and the colorful jade bird tail feathers are tied, so I can't complain anymore.
Be uncomfortable... Then be uncomfortable, after all, she is so beautiful _(:зゝ∠)_
Moonlight colt, in order to be more beautiful, I can't do anything (⊙v⊙)
While walking outside this morning, many people were staring at his feet, their eyes were about to pop out, they must have never seen such beautiful boots!
- No, the original elder was so tired to think that he just never saw a horse wearing boots.
Fortunately, this steamed bun belongs to Lord Xu Jun's family. If they belonged to the Snow Lion Clan... If their Snow Lion Clan came out with such a blind and beautiful bear child, he must use his fists to teach him the truth of being an orc.
But Mantou has a good owner, and of course he has the right to fool around. In addition, this child is still very simple and cute in nature. Keke has been with Mantou for the past two days. The Snow Lions are carnivorous beasts, or the more wild ones among the carnivorous beasts. They can play with a herbivorous beast, which is similar to the friendship between humans and demons.
Oh, I can't say that, Mr. Xu Jun has indeed formed a friendship with the devil (the Demon King).
What a miracle.
Thinking like this, Elder Yuan recalled his distant youth. At that time, he also had many good friends, but unfortunately he is the only one left in his life.
So he felt like a child like Keke and Mantou, let's be happy, there may not be such a happy time in the future.
With his hands behind his back, the former elder laughed softly.
The black moonlight horses Kyle and Jace followed suit and started throwing knives at each other. After the knives were thrown, they threw apples. Fighting is forbidden in Xu Jun's house. His house is small and the garden is small. If they fight casually, they may break up. Even if the two of them have soaring grievances, they can only smash things like elementary school students and occasionally say "Stupid!" "Bounce!" "Bounce invalid!"
Stupid as a three year old.
The original elder looked back and forth, and felt that nothing was wrong. He was an old man and his thoughts were old. He couldn't play with the young people. He stayed here and got in the way, so he ordered Keke to go upstairs when he had something to do. Looking for him, he walked upstairs step by step with his hands behind his back.
Keke responded, but kept his eyes open to stare at the arc that Jace and Kyle threw at each other, and cheered while watching and cheering with Mantou.
With the two of them supporting each other and fighting each other's duo... I can't help but add various tricks when throwing each other, throwing backhands, forehands, backhands, and backhands, as if juggling. Keke couldn't help applauding: "It's beautiful! You really have a tacit understanding!"
"…" He suddenly calmed down.
Most afraid, the air suddenly quiet.
As soon as the word "tacit understanding" came out, whether it was Kyle or Jace... their brains instantly cooled down and they felt like they had eaten shit.
Mantou didn't know why, so stupidly followed Keke and said, "Yes, yes, you are playing so well, in fact, you have a good relationship!"
After speaking, Xiaoyueguangju laughed to himself, trotted in front of Jace with his hooves, and rubbed his head against his chest: "It's so nice to be a human, you can still play this kind of game, you say, if I become Human, will he look like him!"
Mantou's hind hoofs were raised, facing the direction of the black moonlight horse Kyle: "He looks so good! His shoulders are so wide! His chest is so thick! His legs are so long!"
Jace: "…"
Ah, little mantou, do you know what despair is
The former head of the unicorn, Jess, who can no longer turn his head, swallowed a saliva: "Mantou, do you think he is good-looking?"
Mantou nodded heavily: "It looks good! I want to look like this too!"
The black moonlight horse Kyle obviously heard it too. This guy laughed loudly, thick and wild like a wild duck in the river, which attracted the two little maids who were drying the quilts in the backyard to run back and peek a few times. The little maid looked at Kai Er's face was all red. Hearing that Mantou said that Kyle "looks good", he nodded wildly: Yes! Really good looking!
Last time, last time, they all saw that this orc man named Kyle suddenly appeared naked in the den of the steamed bun, with the chest muscles, the abdominal muscles, the long legs... the thing in the middle of the long legs! It really makes people blush! It makes people blush and want to like it!
Although, although Mr. Jace is also very handsome, he is so handsome that no one dares to look at him, but there is no way to have any idea of being close... But this black moonlight horse Kyle is different! He is super down to earth! Speech and behavior are just right rough, too manly!
Jace doesn't need to ask, he knows what the two blushing little girls at the back door are thinking. The little girls now are really impure, and they are too one-sided. Kyle slams [beep] without any quality. Now, but I don't know that the real big [beep] will never show off, this is the humble and cultivated good orc.
Shaking his head, he just wanted to quickly tell Mantou some truths about being an orc. You can't look at what you look like. You can't imitate him. The most important thing is that the moonlight's fur is white, unlike the black moonlight. The crow is black, so no matter what, Mantou will never become a black-haired, black-eyed, black-tailed orc--before he could say anything, he saw Mantou's expression suddenly dazed.
"I suddenly feel... my stomach hurts," Mantou blinked his big brown eyes and said with a dazed expression, "Does it seem like you are feeling it?"
- How do you feel
Jace was stunned for a second, but he came back to his senses immediately and shouted upstairs, "Elder Yuan! Come down! Mantou said he was going to start!"
The original elder was changing clothes upstairs. He had just gone out and was soaked in sweat. Their snow lions really didn't like to bask in the sun. Keke can bear it when he is young and strong, but it is even worse when he is old and frail. After walking outside for a long time, he is soaked all over. When he gets home, he drinks three glasses of water and wipes himself again to feel better.
But Mr. Xu Jun was really careful. Knowing that the snow lions were not resistant to heat, he gave them a room that was not facing the sun, so that they would feel more comfortable when they got there.
When he was changing himself into loose home clothes in the house (kindly provided by the housekeeper John), the former elder was startled by a loud roar from downstairs: "… the steamed hair is moving!!!"
The old man's heart was very fragile, and he was very frightened: "What's going on! Can you talk, you guys! If you don't know, you think it's about to give birth!!!"
Xu Jun has been away from home for the past two days. He has left a bunch of various power crystals and life crystals at home. Jace knows how to use them. Although he is also very worried about steamed buns, the first time after the Divine Grace Festival is over. The one-day fighting competition is about to start. This time, the rules are slightly different from the previous ones. It is said that it is in the form of a melee, and the number of people is not like before. There are only three players per clan. It is said that as long as you sign up, you can Playing on the field, this also set the stage for a chaotic battle.
Multiplayer melee is commonly known as gang fights. Of course Xu Jun has fought gang fights, but it's like this with a certain performance mode and face project... He has not participated in it.
The group fights he has participated in, whether it's making an appointment with someone in the woods when he is in school, or going to the battlefield in the game, it is all about life and death - even in the group fights in the woods, they are very serious! I will also send two classmates to help see if the teacher is coming! A matter of life and death!
But now, I suddenly told Xu Jun to fight more "show" and more tricks at the fighting competition, so that the people above can watch it happily and at the same time show the prestige of our country, so that orcs, elves, and all can see our human beings. Strong and confident. And try to be as open as possible, even if you make a sinister trick, don't let people see it, lest people think that we humans are not generous.
What a lot of crap!
These few days are the time for all ethnic groups to prepare for the challenge and the time to sign up. Xu Jun didn't attract much attention when he went to sign up. After all, he was just a brave man, much worse than some aristocratic youths. At that time, he happened to meet Caspbender Toloman when he went. The two small officials in charge of reception laughed like a flower when they saw Caspbender, and they were business-oriented towards Xu Jun.
Kasbinder nodded to Xu Jun from afar. He seemed to be very busy. He only talked to Xu Jun about some key points of the battle and left in a hurry.
However, Xu Jun still analyzed a lot of things from his short sentences. This fighting competition will be very troublesome for him, an honest brave man who has always taken fighting seriously, and... I am afraid that some people will happen in the meeting. Unacceptable surprise.
In this case, more careful preparation is required.
Xu Jun took Mr. Luo Xienke out to go shopping.