Never Thought You’d Be This Kind of Hero!

Chapter 146: let you stop eating

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Xu Jun sneered.

When Luo Xienke jumped out of the rear window, he was like an old crow that had been holding back for three days, and his fur was swelled with anger. It will definitely not be Searle or Weizer who will call him at this time. Although they usually joke about him and Xu Jun, after all, they have been in friendship for many years, and they will not disturb him at this time.

Right now, the two-person world of the Demon King and the Hero is very precious, and not a single second can be wasted.

As for the captain of the guard, Bole and the other people brought this time... If there is anything, they will go to Wieser.

Now the only person who has this kind of crystal to call him, and who has no wink or IQ, is probably the Eisenmir of the Snow Blade Kingdom.

But even Eisenmir, who has no wink or IQ, doesn't want to look for him for trivial matters, so it's not enough if he doesn't go now.

Just like any boss who was disturbed during the break, Rosienke struggled for about five seconds, forcing himself to tell himself that the overall situation was the most important thing, and finally hummed.

"Wait for me, come back right away." He rubbed behind Xu Jun and said.

Xu Junxiang waved his hand coldly: "Go away, go away."

The tip of the ear was bitten: "It's really unscrupulous."

The way they get along is not much different from that of any ordinary couple. This cognition makes both of them feel numb and itchy.

The little warmth made Rosienke feel a little better, but when he jumped out of the window and saw Eisenmir who was hiding in the back wall and trying to shrink himself into a ball, he suddenly felt that he had come out. Just a mistake.

"What does it look like!" Demon King Rosienke looked at Esenmir up and down, and saw the other party sweating profusely, the snow-white skin shimmering like pigskin: "Stand up! Stand up straight! You can count as such. The king of a country?! Do you really think you are a ball?"

Eisenmir knelt down with a plop, shivering under the eyes of His Majesty the Demon King, the dean. For the first time in his life, he felt sorry for his obesity: if he were thinner and smaller, wouldn't the body surface to be examined by His Majesty the Demon King would be much smaller

God, if he knew this would be the case, he might as well go to the embassy to find that abyss lord! At most, it's just being teased for a couple of sentences - what's that

Rosienke took two steps closer, and Eisenmir immediately knew why the other party was so bad-tempered. Although they were dressed neatly, everyone was an adult man, so there was nothing they didn't understand. Rosienke's cheeks were slightly red, and his hair was a little messy. This image might be normal if he was an ordinary human, but as a perennial pale and meticulous demon king, his current appearance can already be called "dissolute". word.

The ghost knows what this guy and the brave Xu Jun are doing in the house in broad daylight →_→

It is not advisable for Eisenmir to recite "prostitution in the daytime" twice in his stomach, and it is a hundred times more absurd than His Majesty the Demon King Rosienke when he chooses to forget his previous absurdity.

"Your Majesty the Demon King, don't be so angry, isn't it urgent today..." Rubbing his hands nervously, he copied what he said about the Sea Snake Clan when he had a small meeting with Emperor Jinqi and Pope Daika just now. To Rosienke.

As he spoke, he looked up at Rosienke's face. Although Eisenmill is timid, he is not completely at all. The sea snakes said they wanted to target the demons, but they couldn't just think that they really wanted to target the demons. In fact, the sea snake family and the demon family are quite similar in many aspects.

According to the Emperor of the Golden Banner Empire, the Sea Snake Clan came to the ground several decades ago, and the time when the Demon King of Demons appeared in this world probably matched. The Sea Snakes were forced to go ashore because the seabed they originally lived in was polluted by the breath of the God of Darkness. Recently, the Sea Snakes discovered that the God of Darkness seemed to be brewing some conspiracy, so they wanted to unite with other races to fight against the devil. Logically, there is nothing wrong with this.

But actually, where is the god of darkness? Is he real? If the first priest of the sea serpents has been lying, then they have no reason to target demons, so why unite with humans

It seems that he wants to stir up the storm on the northern battlefield in the future, but if you don't look so far, just look at the front, you will find that the next fighting competition may be the highlight.

At the fighting conference, each race will release the strong to fight. This is the best opportunity to show strength. Since the strongest people are all human beings (stronger elves and dragons do not participate at all), it can also ensure at least the harmony in face, everyone has reached it, try not to participate. Casualties will occur. Because for human beings, it may not be a big deal to die at a fighting conference, but for a smaller race, the fall of the strongest warrior of their younger generation will bring a great impact on their race, and may even be because of The first soldier died, the overall fighting ability of the tribe declined, and the third-rate tribe became the fourth-rate.

Humans don't like to see things like this happen. The Continent of God's Favorites has become what it is now. For humans, of course, the more stable the territory of other races, the better, and stability means that there will be no trouble.

So, what if the sea serpents are ostensibly targeting demons, but are actually allied with demons? What if they wanted to start a bloodbath at a fighting convention

Can the Emperor Jinqi think of such a thing? Eisenmill can't believe it, that old guy is as cunning as an old fox.

There are many doubts. When he reported the matter to Rosienke, he was also observing Rosienke's expression.

Then he saw that the eyes of His Majesty the Demon King Luo Xienke narrowed, and he muttered: "Sea Snake Clan..."

Then he let out a gloomy sneer: "I see, you go back."

Eisenmir can probably see that, no matter what the Sea Snake Clan wants, His Majesty the Demon King in front of him should be unaware of the Sea Snake Clan's actions. This is also in line with his original conjecture: His Majesty the Demon King Rosienke was a little arrogant when he was still Prince Ryan. Of course, this does not mean that he looks down on people without dust, but that he is not a person that can be looked down upon. certain behaviors.

Although he is a devil, he is not good at deceiving others, and he is even more reluctant to use his emotions to achieve his goals, and he will never form an alliance with someone he despises.

The people of the Sea Snake tribe are domineering and bullying, and they are the type of people that Luo Xienke just looks down on the most.

Then the thing about the God of Darkness should also be false.

He doesn't know much about demons, because after Prince Ryan became the Demon King Rosienke, he became enemies with their Xueren and completely cut off contact. It wasn't until some time ago that the other party came running like an uncle_(:зゝ∠)_

But their Snow Blade is the country that has been fighting the devil for the longest time... The current demon warriors don't say anything about the God of Darkness on the battlefield, and their slogan has changed from "For the God of Darkness" to "For His Majesty the Demon King" ", isn't that obvious

So now it may just be the conspiracy of the sea snake clan. Why they did this, Eisenmir's fat head couldn't figure it out clearly, but as long as he was vigilant against the Sea Snake Clan, he could relax his attention to the demons first, but the target was much smaller.

A smile appeared on his chubby face: "Then I'll go first, good afternoon, Your Majesty."

I heard Luo Xienke say lightly: "Let the children who are discussing this matter with you be careful, this fighting conference is very complicated."

kid.

King Esenmir, who was over fifty years old, wiped his sweat and was stunned.

Wait a few days ago, didn't you say that you are a young man! What's wrong with calling our little ones now!

Can we unify the standard requirements

But he didn't dare to say nonsense, for fear of attracting the other party's firepower to the lump of fat on his body, King Eisenmir sighed in his heart, he felt that he should really lose weight.

… Let’s change the seven meals a day to five.

Luo Xienke simply walked in through the main entrance this time. Going through the window is fun, but it gets boring after a while. This is also his home. Going to Xu Jun's bedroom would be as uncomfortable as being a thief.

This is no different from not letting male lions claim sovereignty over territory, which is simply dehumanizing.

If Xu Jun didn't want their relationship to be exposed so early, he would have wanted to endure it any longer, but Xu Jun was willing to take him to go shopping hand in hand in the morning (although the ending was not happy), then there was no need to worry about it. .

He even deliberately walked around the Daquan and walked in from the main entrance, only to find that the street was quiet without even bird feathers, and even the old cats, dogs and fish that he threw out did not know where they were going. .

Xiu Wuxiu is a bit lonely _(:зゝ∠)_

His Majesty the Demon King sighed, thinking that he had to save his ultimate move to the fighting tournament.

Now as long as Xu Jun is still waiting for him in the bedroom~(≧▽≦)/~

When he finished his business and could finally let himself do another "business" in his life, Luo Xienke found that Xu Jun was not waiting for him in the bedroom, just when he thought that this might be a new interest, such as you looking for When you find me, I will let you hehe, there is a very weak choking sound from the toilet: "Woo..."

Rosienke walked to the door and knocked: "What's the matter?"

Xu Jun's voice was like a dying beast: "Damn... I eat too much spicy food, my stomach is going to explode..."

Rossienke: "..."

When Xu Jun came out of the toilet, his pale face was startling. So the intimate exercise that could have been done all afternoon was not completed. Luo Xienke was so distressed that he covered Xu Jun's stomach with his hands for the whole afternoon.

The two snow lions just came back in the evening. They seemed to have had a drink outside or something. The faces of the old man and the young man were flushed. They looked at Xu Jun, who had just walked out of the bedroom, who was a little inconvenient, and then saw Xu Jun who had been supporting Xu. Jun's Rossienke.

Oh my god, the former elder of the Snow Lion clan was amazed in his heart, this is really the strength of a demon king!

The author has something to say: Demon King Xixi: When I was with you, of course you were children. But I was young when I was with Xu Jun.

I just want to be the same age as my lover, what's wrong.

Eisenmill: No problem _(:зゝ∠)_

#Caught off guard, a bite of dog food#