Never Thought You’d Be This Kind of Hero!

Chapter 2: The baby is afraid of ghosts! ! !

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Xu Jun stood up, stretched out his arms and legs, feeling that he was fine. After the death of the Demon King, the sky clears up, and the sun shines back on the land again. Xu Jun also had a long-lost feeling that he finally got the sun. He used some bandages to wrap himself up, and the more serious wounds were treated with the magic scroll sent by the Holy Son of the Light God Cult. In the end, there was only a little blood loss on his body, and the speed was about a little blood in five minutes. Now it is full of blood. The level of the hero's blood is 5,000 points... Eating a vegetable soup can raise 500 points of blood.

The debuff of slow blood loss is probably due to the remaining dark elements in this land.

The Demon King's body lay in the middle of this land.

The deceased Demon King was finally no longer surrounded by the black mist, revealing his true body. He has always appeared as "His Majesty the Dark Lord Rosienke". He walks around the fog without touching his feet and is 1.9 meters tall and 2.8 meters tall. His voice is full of magnetism, but his words make people want to fight him. One, Xu Jun had imagined his true appearance many times, and he felt that this must be a middle-aged man who looked similar to the kings of several countries he had seen in the game. In other occupation modes, or when the hero occupation is not the highest difficulty, the player will not be shown the body of the Demon King, because the Demon King will not die, and his soul will tear his body apart when he "dies". It was broken, and his flesh and blood turned into black rain and fell on the earth, which is also the setting of this game.

However, I didn't expect that in the highest difficulty mode of the hero career, there will be a corpse, maybe there is some easter egg _(:зゝ∠)_Xu Jun has a well-founded thought.

But now now-

He looked at the Demon King's face and lost his voice.

The dead Demon King's face was a little gray, and his eyes were tightly closed. This was undoubtedly the corpse of a demonic creature.

-but! he! So handsome! ! !

The bridge of the nose is high, the brow bone is a little high, the eye sockets are deep, and the eyelashes are as long as false eyelashes. Xu Jun said that the last time he saw such long eyelashes, he might have seen the beautiful COSER at the comic exhibition. When the lady. His hair is black and smooth, which makes people want to ask what conditioner he is using. His facial features are so delicate that they seem to have been trimmed, but they don't look feminine, but are very powerful. This is a very attractive person. … corpses.

… Dad, Gu Feng, tell me, why did you make a boss so good-looking? !

Even the protagonist can't beat him, okay? ! What are you doing here? !

Xu Jun's eyes moved down. Although the Demon King used a lot of spells, he was not wearing a mage robe, but an armor that looked a bit like a demon knight. This body is made of pure black soul stone. If it is sold, it may sell for 30 million, but it is estimated that no one will buy it.

Like Xu Jun, the Demon King's equipment has been tattered during the long battle - Xu Jun still has a boot that he can't find - so the Demon King's black rose silk underwear is exposed.

Xu Jun couldn't help but "fuck off": "Black rose fine silk! Whole body! What a fucking tyrant, please hug your thighs!!!"

He originally wanted to dig a hole and bury the Demon King in the spirit of humanitarianism: although it was just a boss in the game, after all, he had been fighting with himself on and off for two months, and he did have an interest in this boss during the battle. Some "respect" feelings, naturally can't bear to let this guy hang like this. But now...

He devoutly put his hand on the neck of the Demon King's corpse... The neckline was broken, but the underwear inside was fine: "Dear, I will bury you, to show respect for you. But I will use your underwear as funeral expenses. I took it without hesitation…”

The weak soul of the demon king who flew out of his body at the moment of death: "..."

- What is the situation with this brave man? ! ! ! What about the hypocritical villain? ! Fire Lord, you lied about the military situation! This is obviously a mental illness with unclear brains!

Yes, the Demon King can't figure it out no matter what. Logically speaking, since this brave man killed him, he should soon become famous in the entire Divine Favored Continent and become a great hero of various countries and races! The life of a drunken beauty who wakes up on her knees and holds the power of the world is just around the corner! For Mao to sell... What black rose silk underwear is he selling

When I think of the last few words about underwear, the devil... can't say it _(:зゝ∠)_

Next, the brave man did something even more shocking and uncontrollable: this guy actually thought about it, and decided to take off his armor and boots, "Oh, although it is a black soul stone, it is not easy to wear. Going out, but Liya’s sister in Baihe Town likes black, so I can wear it when I propose to her~(≧▽≦)/~!”

At that time, the powerful and arrogant heart of Rosienke Dark Demon shattered.

He wanted to say something to the flame lord who lied about the military situation: Do you know what despair is

If the flame lord stood in front of him now, he would definitely beat the subordinate he brought up by himself until he couldn't even recognize who he was.

—Didn't you say that this brave man is a standard "righteous person"! Didn't you say that he was a hypocritical little white face! Didn't you say he had nothing but sanctimonious appearance? !

Although he thought so, the soul of His Majesty the Dark Demon Lord Rosienke had to take a deep breath. Now there are more important things, so don't waste time on the flame lord.

He watched as Xu Jun's hand had already landed on the chest of his "corpse". What might happen next made his soul tremble. The thought of this brave man actually wanted to strip him off and bury him... He blew his soul and this brave man There are hearts that perish together.

To be fair, when his soul escaped from his body, what he thought was to gradually nibble away his soul in the body of the hero Xu Jun, then obtain the hero's body, and then continue to destroy the world.

And now? Can't handle that much anymore.

#The Demon King has been defeated in every sense#

#This will give up destroying the world, I didn't expect you to be such a demon king#

He opened his mouth, trying his best to make his voice low and young. Compared with before, it was the difference between a middle-aged man and a little fresh meat. In fact, his original voice was like this, because when he became a demon king, he was still a "young man" by the standards of human society, and after becoming a demon king, time would not leave any traces on him. His voice was infected by dark elements, of course, to prevent humble humans from discovering his true face.

Originally the brave Xu Jun was also among the "humble human beings", but now the humble human's hands are reaching out to him... He knows the real voice if he knows it _(:зゝ∠)_

Anyway, have seen the face.

"Brave Xu Jun," he whispered: "Thank you, you have brought light to the world..." But your mission is not over, don't set your eyes on the dark demon king who has become the past, hold you Your long sword, your future is a road full of thorns. ←While talking, he added a bewitching effect to his own words. Judging from the state of the hero Xu Jun who has defeated the Demon King, his mentality must be relaxed, and he will not be as tense as during the battle, so it is easy to get caught. Controlled.

Xu Jun's hand stopped.

The Demon Lord Rosienke just relaxed a little: it works! He intensified his temptation, and just as he was about to continue speaking—

Then I heard Xu Jun turn pale in shock: "Who are you?! What the hell are you talking about?!"

"No! There isn't a single living thing around me—are you a ghost?!!!" Xu Jun stood up in a panic, turned around, and clasped his hands together: "What the hell?! I am most afraid of ghosts. QAQ!!!"

Demon King Rosienke: So you killed so many evil spirits and said you were afraid of ghosts, are you kidding me? ! ! !

The author has something to say: Xu Jun: You don't understand! Evil spirits are just ordinary monsters! But ghosts are ghosts!

Demon Lord Roshienk: ... Is there a difference

Xu Jun: RPG adventure game and horror game! You say there is no difference! QAQ!

[However, the Demon King didn't understand, and only comfortably touched the hero's dog's head.]