Never Thought You’d Be This Kind of Hero!

Chapter 22: Multiply the strength of the funny ratio

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This guy, Xu Jun, is very hateful. He actually flirted with that sissy man in a big way, ignoring Tina's mood at all. Tina sat on the high stool and was surprised to find that the stool could actually turn in circles, so he was very excited to turn around three times, and deeply thought that the Sand Leopards should also get more stools like this, how fun.

Xu Jun just looked at him and turned his head away after making sure he wouldn't fall.

Tina poked his arm: "Hey, I'm thirsty, I need some water!"

Xu Jun hadn't spoken yet, but the hateful sissy said, "Why is this child so rude? How did the family teach it?"

Tina: "...Damn sissy!!!"

There was laughter all over the tavern.

Seeing the Son of Dannister's face changed, as if he really wanted to put a Holy Light Judgment on the little orc's head. Only then did Tina respond to her instinct and felt scared again. Xu Jun hurriedly smoothed things out: "The child's speech is too ugly. It is estimated that his mouth is polluted. Don't be angry, don't be angry."

Tina retorted in a low voice: "whose mouth is polluted..."

He heard Xu Jun continue: "If there is no way, just get a torch and burn it for him. I heard that children who have been burned with the holy fire are obedient."

Tina: "..." That's not obedient! That's dead! These cruel and despicable adults! Ahh! ! !

Dinister burst out laughing, blinding a lot of dogs, he shook his head: "You are still the same as before." Even if you are dealing with ignorant little devils, you are not very kind, and you like to scare people and fight. The ass of the little devils, such a person can actually become a hero... It's really a disaster common to the little devils on the whole continent.

Xu Jun was not aware of the benefits: "Really? Was I so reliable before?"

Oh, and even narcissism is the same as before.

The two chatted for a while, and it seemed that they didn't have much to say. Before meeting, Dinister had thought about what he would say when he saw Xu Jun, to bring the other party to the Pope's power? Or is it desperately pouring the sewage of the Presbyterian Church? Or remember the past with each other, and feel that running under the sunset is their lost youth? Or ask Xu Jun for advice on how to kill demons quickly, and how he killed the demon king... But these topics seem to be more suitable for a quiet business occasion, rather than here, in a noisy place. In a wine-smelling tavern.

Xu Jun is suitable here.

He asked for two glasses of fruit wine, plus a glass of juice for the little orc Tina, the bartender said slightly mockingly, "What kind of man is he who doesn't drink when he comes to the bar." Xu Jun smiled and said that he didn't have any money. Everyone drink. Tina twisted and twisted on the stool, unable to sit still like a live monkey, and when he finally fell down accidentally, Xu Jun was still saying, "Dinister, you haven't changed much." He got used to this messy and noisy life belonging to little people.

He doesn't belong in a power struggle, nor is he a true hero.

So... The Son of Dannister clapped his hand: "Don't join any forces, Xu Jun, now everyone wants to win over you, don't worry about them, they are a bunch of vulgar idiots."

Outside, the two rogue white horses were finally tied up. Don't worry about what these two worthless guys did that would damage the majestic image of the Light God Cult. Gnar walked into the tavern. He saw two idlers at the entrance of the tavern talking nonsense. , one said that there was a great beauty just now in the tavern, the other said that such a beauty must be kept, what beauty is just a bitch, Nar frowned, thinking that the pure holy son should not be allowed to enter or leave such a place .

His Royal Highness, he is as pure as a blank sheet of paper! Even Gnar was always worried about being abrupt to him in front of him, how dare these idlers talk about such things in the place where His Highness the Holy Son is

He stepped into the door of the tavern, just in time to hear the pure and innocent, the great Holy Son, who was full of the development of the Light God Cult, sincerely said to his childhood friend: "Even if the people of the Light God Cult come to hook up. You, don't pay attention to them, there are really not many good things, and the things in their minds are not much better than what the stallion thinks when he sees the mare."

Gnar: "...Your Highness, you..."

He heard heartbreak.

The golden knight felt a chill in his heart.

His Majesty the Demon King Rosienke didn't know whether to praise this Son of Dannister for being a sensible person, or to think that the Light God Cult was pathetic: even the Holy Son of the Church said so, is it really good? ! So he couldn't help but start to wonder if his subordinates would be able to talk nonsense about "the devil is not a good thing" outside? !

...Wait, it seems that the Demon King is really not a good thing.

The Demon King Rosienke was in a tangle, so he decided to feel sorry for the guardian knight named Gnar. After all, Gnar's speechless mood... He really can fully understand.

After all, this guy Xu Jun is always so angry with him - the demon king in the state of soul is grief-stricken.

When Nar found out that the Son could say "sho", his heart was bitter; when he found out that the Son could actually say "stall", he had already begun to doubt his life and that he was following a false Son; so much so that he Unexpectedly, he didn't notice that Lord Holy Son said something even more rebellious: he openly told the brave that the internal filth of the Light God Cult was filthy, and told the brave that the Light God Cult was not credible-Which side are you on, Your Highness Holy Son? !

Although... Even Gnar himself can't say to others without conscience, that all the people in the Light God Cult are good people, and the Light God Cult is great.

Of course he understands a lot of shady secrets, and sometimes the guy who believes in the God of Light will be a hundred times worse than ordinary people.

But... Your Highness, Holy Son, you didn't say this outright!

Fortunately, their voices were low enough that no one else could hear them.

However, with the sad development of Nar, the hero Xu Jun, who should have been brought to the Pope's side, has been let go by His Highness the Son of God. As a subordinate, he can't speak, what can he do, he is also very desperate.

"So, where are you going next?" the brave Xu Jun asked the Son of Dinister.

The Holy Son shook his hair dashingly and coquettishly: "It depends on you, the task given to me by His Majesty the Pope is for me to draw you over, if you are willing to act like me, we will go all the way, if not... I will go around to visit the fairyland of the Holy Light Elf, and now is the season for them to light the resin of the primordial tree! - You can also do diplomacy by the way."

- So it is convenient to do diplomacy! ! !

What's terrifying is that, apart from Demon Lord Rosienk and Golden Knight Gnar, the other two guys who were adults and should have normal IQs didn't feel that there was anything wrong with this.

Xu Jun even hooked up with Dannister: "Oh, not bad, the Holy Light Elves also produce golden honey and sunshine flower brew, I was fortunate enough to try it once, and it was really drooling—cough, I mean using They are used to make medicine, and the effect is still very good.”

- Who believes you! ! ! !

But it was already agreed, for the sake of the friendly relationship between the Light Sect and the Holy Light Elves, and for the future of the brave Xu Jun, they decided to go together.

But whether it's the Demon King Rosienke or the Golden Knight Gnar, they really don't want them to stay together anymore...

If it is said that Doubi and Doubi are together, the force of Doubi will add up... They are multiplied together, right

The author has something to say: The Demon King Rosienke: You two, please separate. Really. . .

Golden Knight Gnar: It seems to have reached a consensus with the upstairs.