Can you say orcs are stupid
No, it's really hard to say that they are stupid. They have survived in this world until now, and they have lived well. Races with their own territory can't be described as stupid. On the contrary, goblins are smart, but until now even a major city has No, goblins all over the world are like slave tribes, seeking a living under the hands of various forces.
Orcs are not stupid, in fact, their shaman can be called "wise", but the orcs have inherent weaknesses.
- Most of them evolved from various monsters, so they are more brave and bloody than other races. Needless to say about monsters, it is said that wild animals also have this characteristic. They are born to love to fight, they can't be cowardly, they are just stunned. When they have nothing to do with eggs, they can find opportunities to fight, and whoever has more meat than the other. At one point, they will fight, and male orcs and female orcs will also fight when they are not in heat, and when they are in heat, it will be a large-scale melee. If it was a monster, it would be better. Generally, males and males fight, but after they evolved into orcs, the strength of women has been further improved. Now in spring, female orcs will also form a group. Just to have a gun, they may die. .
They see that life is really thin, and they want revenge when their companions die, but they don't mourn for long. He will not back down when he encounters a war. Blood and death are the dust that the orcs step on. They are "humans", but they live like wild beasts on the prairie. Even the orc chiefs of rich tribes can't learn The exquisite and romantic life of the human aristocracy.
Therefore, they are not stupid, but their brains are too simple to know how to crook _(:зゝ∠)_
Sounds like stupid →_→
Everyone's eyes were embarrassed. From Dynister to the guards, they all looked down. One or two hundred strong and burly orcs opened their blood and roared, as if to express their challenge, their nostrils were very large. , panting for breath. This was a terrifying picture, but for some reason, even the most timid soldier didn't want to go down the wall.
They were really shocked by Xu Jun's words.
It turns out... Are the orcs who made the whole continent feel fearful? Are they actually a bunch of idiots
Although they didn't speak, their gossip and curious faces said it all.
Xu Jun: "..."
Hey, don't be like this! I didn't directly say that orcs are stupid! After all, they are also powerful races on the mainland, so be more serious!
The brave man felt that he had ruined the children. Although it was said before the battle that the enemy's strength would affect morale, he could not damage the enemy without thinking. What if these children really thought that the orcs were weak in the future
Isn't this a misunderstanding? !
Under the city, the orcs shouted and began to try to jump up.
On the city, Dannister was the leader, and together with the soldiers, they laughed inexplicably: Ah, this is the orc! I feel sorry for their intelligence!
Xu Jun felt the need to teach these children a lesson_(:зゝ∠)_
However, seeing such a group of guys whose brain circuits are indeed different from ordinary people, he can't say that they are smart.
It seems that this method can be used to stop the orcs under the city, as long as they wait for the guards of the city lord to arrive, but at this time the brains of the orcs finally come online, and they seem to have discovered that it is impossible to jump up so stupidly. Yes, another way must be found.
The soldiers were a little nervous when they saw the orcs pause for a moment. At this time, they suddenly realized that this was not playing a game, but waiting for a life-and-death fight. Most of them were young, and they were too young to cope with such a terrible fact. Just now prefer to choose to escape.
What if the orc suddenly woke up at this time and wanted to forcefully rush in
The young soldiers wear light armor, which can withstand the slash of a light sword at most, and even a strong bow from two hundred paces away, and the fangs and claws of the orcs, the terrifying war beasts riding on their crotch... All it takes is a slight wave of the paw... Some soldiers couldn't help but look to the side. There was the first victim who just died, who was easily chopped in half by the orcs.
Who knows what these orcs will do in the next second
No, it's better not to know.
A one-eyed Rabbit man jumped out of the orcs. He was very small but jumped very high. Just now, he had reached the top of the city wall twice in a row, but the successor was unable to slide down each time. The dwarf Rabbit's voice was as hoarse as smoked, and his words were harsh and unpleasant: "Lord Chief! I have an idea!"
Standing in the forefront, the orc known as "Mr. Chief" stroked the war beast under his crotch, and slapped him impatiently: "Speak!"
The Rabbit people smiled gloomily at the city wall, almost scaring the timid soldier out of pee, only to hear him say confidently: "We can jump up one on top of the other!"
Lord Chief shouted: "Good idea!"
Xu Jun: "..."
Dynister: "… "
Other Soldiers: "..."
Really, good idea.
As a result, even the Demon King Luo Xienke in Xu Jun's body couldn't help but feel that the race of orcs was stupid.
However, it is said that the abyss lords and icefield lords who fought in the north with the Light God Cult and other forces were once pushed back by a mercenary army composed of orcs. What the hell happened
He recalled what the Icefield Lord had reported with guilt back then: the beasts were infinitely powerful, ignorant of hunger and thirst, very primitive and simple, cunning and despicable, and they would not die if they fought.
I think he really believed it back then.
Now it seems that the power is infinite and the hunger and thirst are possible, cunning and despicable... Icefield lord, are you kidding me
The Demon King Rosienke frowned, and after "The Flame Lord lied to me about the military intelligence and told me that the Brave was a hypocritical and slick and hateful human being", there was a terrible "Iceland Lord's IQ may not be as high as he appeared, after all he was repelled by the orcs". inference.
My subordinate, ahem, this is my subordinate!
... It's better to ask Xu Jun what kind of race the orcs are.
Of course, Xu Jun didn't know what kind of misunderstanding the Demon King had about the Lord of the Icefield under his guidance... He also felt sorry for the Lord of the Icefield. He worked hard for so long, but his Majesty suspected that he had a bad mind.
If this person is replaced, it is estimated that he will go to the labor bureau to make trouble.
The orcs were stacked one by one, and the Rabbit who came up with the good idea of stacking the Arhats and jumping over the wall didn't get any good treatment. On the contrary, because this idea was the reason for him, the orc chief was grateful for his loyalty and directly pulled him from the war beast. Come down and throw it on the wall.
Rabbit people: "Ah, the chief, ah!"
The Chief made a fist to encourage him: "You charge! I'll be right there!"
The howl of the Rabbit people is about to break, and now he just wants to slap himself! Let you talk too much, let you talk too much! What's the advantage of standing out among orc tribes, especially among bandits? They don't care who fights with their brains and who fights with their bodies! Being active in this group of orcs is the end of being dragged into a death squad!
However, orcs naturally worship strong warriors, and if they are cowardly, it will be even more difficult to get along.
This Rabbit clansman cried out his tears and his true feelings. If he could speak to you now, he would definitely have 10,000 words to give to that robber leader orc chieftain, but he was so frightened that he could only send meaningless words. howling. Yes, even among the bloody and courageous orcs, there will be one or two cowards! Chief, why don't you understand? !
But the orc chief thought he was so excited, he slapped his hands and let the war beasts lay down, and when he stepped on it, there was a big jump—bang!
The beasts let out a miserable howl.
On the city wall, the Rabbit people who "led the charge" were also slashed to death by the overly nervous soldiers. Before dying, they were incontinent, and the stench caused people to frown.
The robber chief orc chief who was jumping up was in a hurry: "You—damn humans!"
- Don't make trouble, it was you who threw up that unlucky rabbit!
The author has something to say: Orc Chief: Rabbit is so cute! How dare you kill him!
Xu Jun:… Rabbit is so cute, it would be even better if it could be made into a whole roasted rabbit~(≧▽≦)/~