Never Thought You’d Be This Kind of Hero!

Chapter 37: Sick QAQ

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- "Ahhh, what are you doing ahhhhhh!!!"

- "Quack quack!"

The third elder of the dignified Light God Sect, because his magic power was exhausted and his spirit was exhausted, he was driven to run around by a group of fighting geese, which was quite pitiful.

The third elder has never seen a live poultry such as goose, but has eaten goose meat and foie gras. He has seen swans. Those animals represent elegance and purity. The Pope kept a lot of them in the back garden. The entire Presbyterian Church The elders of all of them are dissatisfied with this as usual. They think it is stupid to spend so much time and energy taking care of a group of swans that are only good-looking and have no value.

But now, the third elder has a different view.

His ass hurts so much! OMG! These bastard geese are flapping his thighs with their wings! ——It’s just that he spent too much magic power because he retreated, and now there is almost no room for him to fight back! Ahhh my ass flap! ! !

The city owner of Decca felt very sympathetic to this: "The combat power of an adult man is only half a goose, why would someone think so hard?"

"Pfft!" The third elder spat out a mouthful of old blood and fainted.

The Icefield Lord, who watched all this happen from a distance, nodded again, realizing the power of the fighting geese.

Must feed! Serious and steady ice lord thought.

As for the breeding work... Leave it to the abyss lord to solve it.

"Ah!" The abyss lord sneezed again, someone must be talking bad about him behind his back! ! !

The poor third elder Yoyo woke up and found himself lying on a hard bed that was neither gorgeous nor comfortable. There were two people standing around him. Before he could open his mouth to speak, one of the older middle-aged men was flattering. He said: "Respected elder, we didn't recognize you before, so we let the goose hurt your buttocks. You must ignore the villain!"

The third elder just felt confused in his head and couldn't remember why he appeared here, but when he heard the word "goose", his whole body trembled subconsciously, more panic than when he heard the name of the Dark Demon Lord Rosienke.

Goose…

Yes, Goose, his ass suddenly ached, and a group of robber-like geese started attacking him without a word, and the people around were just watching! Do they know who he is! He is the third elder of the Light God Cult! ! !

He gritted his teeth: "That group of geese... Let's not talk about the geese first, child, can you give your city master a message?"

The person in front of him immediately bowed deeply: "Merciful elder! You actually forgive those geese who did evil! Your Majesty the God of Light will definitely be happy for your actions - I am the lord of the Wasteland City. What's the matter?"

The third elder thought to himself, when did I say I was going to let those geese go? But he couldn't say anything to refute when he was blocked by His Majesty the God of Light. If he said now that he wasn't going to let these abominable geese go, wouldn't it seem that he was very unmerciful! ! !

The third elder thought a lot. For example, in the past, you were cruel, ruthless, and you made trouble without reason. The spokesperson of the Light God Sect said that, so now when someone comes to stop him, he will have nothing to say. can be said.

How cool is it to beat others with the big stick of morality, and how aggrieved when you are beaten.

But the goose is not the most important thing... Although the abomination of this kind of beast makes people want to fight against them. The third elder took a deep breath, thinking that as compassionate as I am, of course I won't hold grudges against these beasts, he finally had the opportunity to ask what he had always wanted to ask: "... Has a brave man named Xu Jun ever been to the city? "

Lord Dika, the city lord of the wasteland city, nodded quickly: "There was a warrior named Xu Jun who came to the wasteland city two days ago, but I don't know if he is a brave man... Are you looking for him for something?"

The third elder let out a long breath, and he felt that his heart was finally swallowed back in his stomach, so his attitude also became firm and reserved: "Bring him to see me, City Lord, I have something to look for him. "

Lord Dika's next sentence was: "But he left this morning, Lord Elder, he has been gone for a long time..."

The third elder: "..."

City Lord Deckard left and called a maid to serve the elder of the Light God Cult to get up for dinner. After he went out, his demeanor changed from a serious and flattering city owner to a middle-aged man like a veteran: "Bah, what a tune! - How dare you miss Lao Tzu's goose!"

The guards on both sides looked at their mouths, noses, noses and hearts, pretending they didn't hear anything.

The Lord of Decca murmured to himself: "The Light God Cult came to find brother Xu Jun... Why do you have to divide it into two groups? It's unreasonable, it's better to let you know..."

But how to tell this to Xu Jun, who has already left

The icefield lord Weizer was standing in the shadows. He was already inside the wasteland city, and he was even standing in the city lord's mansion. The soldiers who came and went couldn't see him, and even when people walked by his side, they would avoid them subconsciously - they didn't know what they were avoiding.

"It was so cold just now." A soldier rubbed his arms and shivered.

His superior also wanted to shiver, but it seemed very bad to have such a gesture in front of his subordinates, so he pretended to be old-fashioned and said, "Young people today, your health is really bad."

The Lord of the Icefield is listening to the conversation between the Lord of the Wasteland City and the third elder.

Intuition tells him that the third elder knows more than the two knights, and he does not want to break into the human city with great fanfare - if the ice lord comes forward in the wasteland city, the northern human orc coalition will know that there is only one abyss lord in the north. In fact, the pressure on the demons on the northern battlefield will be even greater.

When the third elder said "Xu Jun" and "Brave", he felt that the "corpse" of His Majesty the Demon King stored in his storage space seemed to tremble.

This is not a corpse fraud. In fact, His Majesty the Demon King's corpse has not completely lost its vitality. The Demon King will not really die. Even if it is completely evolved by the Holy Light element, the dark elements and haze that originally existed in this world will gradually gather, and one day these dark things will summon the Demon King again.

Just like there will always be volcanoes and lava in the world, so the flame lord can't really sleep. They are originally different from ordinary intelligent creatures. Some people say that this is the embodiment of the nature of gods and demons.

The last remaining instinctive consciousness of His Majesty the Demon King will not respond to an ordinary human being or a person like a hero. The reason why he is affected by the name Xu Jun can only be because this person is called Xu Jun" killed" him.

The Lord of Deckard was having dinner with his family, and Alan, the commander of his escort, was also invited to eat together. At the dinner table, they talked about Mr. Xu Jun, the hero of Wasteland City. Now it can be said that he is the brave Xu Jun. . The Lord of Deckard pondered: "The elder is definitely hiding something. When he mentioned Xu Jun, his expression was very abnormal."

Allen, the commander of the Guard Corps, nodded: "But Xu Jun is no longer in the wasteland city, and this elder can't do anything in a short time... He seems to be going to the Holy Light Elf, right?"

City Lord Deckard nodded: "I heard that he has an acquaintance there."

Humans have acquaintances on the elves' side... Or are they particularly arrogant Holy Light elves? Why does it sound so fantastic _(:зゝ∠)_

The icefield lord Weizer extracted the keyword: Holy Light Elf.

The soul of His Majesty the Demon King does indeed seem to be heading in the direction of the Spiritual Illusion of the Holy Light Spirit. The Icefield Lord thought for a while, and decided to ignore the third elder who had been frightened. That kind of small role was not worth his attention.

The poor third elder didn't know that he was safe, and he was still trembling and worried that he would be killed at any time. He didn't sleep well for a few days in the wasteland city, and when he decided to return to the Holy City of Light Sect, the whole person There is only one left that has been thin, and it is no longer the smug look when he came.

What is His Majesty the Demon King doing now? The lord of the icefield lowered his eyebrows. If he followed up hastily, would it disrupt His Majesty's plan? How did the brave man named Xu Jun defeat His Majesty? It's all like a mystery.

His Majesty the Demon King... What do you think about the hero who defeated him

Xu Jun has a cold.

It is very difficult for warriors to get sick. Their physical fitness is much higher than that of ordinary people. Generally, they are only injured and poisoned in battle. Xu Jun used to rarely get sick in the real world. The world he lived in was very advanced in science and technology. The average life expectancy of a person has reached more than 100 years old. Except for some incurable and genetic diseases, there are almost no incurable diseases. Xu Jun lived in his twenties. After a few times, I never got sick again.

People who never get sick are very sad when they get sick.

In the past two days, he always felt cold for no reason, a kind of cold that penetrated through the bones of his soul. After he sneezed a few times, he began to cough and runny nose. Dannister used Holy Light to heal him, but it was useless; he also took a lot of medicine, but it was useless.

"Ahhh! Ahhh! Ah-hee!!!" Xu Jun rode on a steamed bun, sneezed and sneezed, and his nose was dripping. It's very poor.

"I feel like my body is being hollowed out_(:зゝ∠)_" Xu Jun cried in his heart: "Why do you suddenly catch a cold! QAQ, who has Banlangen to give me a dozen..."

The Demon Lord Rosienke may be the only one who knows why he catches a cold - he's been probed so many times by the Icefield Lord, and it's already good luck as an ordinary human who just catches a cold.

However, it cannot be said.

"Because you kicked the quilt at night," His Majesty the Demon King said nonsense with his eyes open: "You are so disappointed in Xu Jun to kick the quilt at such a young age."

Ah, maybe thanks to a certain hero, the Demon King felt that he was becoming more and more liars.