The Holy Light Elf girl who was flipping through the book and telling the story was also angry: "Are you saying that I, Anna-Karis, are lying! I swear in my name! Everything I wrote is true!"
The young Holy Light Elf male was suppressed, and he had to mutter in dissatisfaction: "It's just a human..."
"It's not a human being!" A Holy Light Elf female warrior with a thin knife mark on her right cheek who had been standing by for some unknown time inserted her epee into the slate floor: "Xu Jun is our Holy Light Elf and a human being. How could he be human?!"
Xu Jun, who was listening quietly on the side, said, "...why do you feel like you're scolding me?"
Living in Xu Jun's body, he knew very well that the hero's body was not some kind of elf-human mixed blood Demon King Luo Xienke: "Why are you mixed blood?"
Xu Jun shook his head: "No, I'm a pure-bred human, but when I first came to Shengyuan Heights, I brushed too much favorability, which made the Holy Light elves like me very much—especially the young ladies, so they I just found an excuse to accept me."
The mixed-race sub-elves of holy light elves and humans are always more likable than pure human beings.
Although generally speaking... Holy Light Spirits are even despised by Asian Spirits.
At that time, Xu Jun was unimpeded on the Shengyuan Heights with such a name, and many elves who had never been out of the house came to him. He was a real celebrity at that time!
"People are exclusive, and if you want to meet someone you like, you will hope that the other party is on your side, so the Holy Light Elves say that I am a mixture of Holy Light Elves and human beings, and the Light God Cult also says that I believe in light. God, the dwarves also said that my heroic and generous ancestors must have dwarf blood, and it is all like this, which shows that they like me."
Xu Jun's narcissistic behavior came from the bottom of his heart. Although he may be telling the truth, His Majesty the Demon King still feels awkward.
If the sour taste in his tone could be manifested, he could make a pot of old altar sauerkraut noodles: "Brave, how did you become so blindly confident?"
But he didn't think like this in his heart. His heart was like the bottom of the sea. On the surface, the calm and the waves were actually roaring: What use are those small races? ! And are you sure people like you? ! Can't people just use you? ! When you buy it, you will pay the number of people back!
—Although this brave man likes Sanguang / cheating / scolding grandson / picking clothes, but he is a very honest person in essence! He simply cannot understand the darkness of politics!
- His Majesty the Demon King did not feel that his mentality was already dangerous, it was as if he was pulled into a cult _(:зゝ∠)_
When he saw so many young female Holy Light elves staring at Xu Jun, the acidity of the old altar sauerkraut noodles in his heart rose even more.
Not to mention that the male Holy Light elves present also began to look at Xu Jun with fiery eyes!
Although I know that the Holy Light Elf race likes strong people, they have always been in this style of painting, but!
but!
His Majesty the Demon King just wants to hurry back to his body. He only has a soul now, so he can't do anything!
And the people of the Holy Light Elves who are telling stories and listening to stories do not know what a terrible big man they are thinking about. Their enthusiasm now is like buying a book that they have been thinking about for a long time when they are visiting the comic exhibition. At the same time, it was found that the protagonist of the book was also in front of the booth. The Holy Light Elf Anna spoke more vigorously, and the onlookers listened happier.
The story told by the elf girl named Anna of the Holy Light was what Xu Jun told her children before, but it became more mature and beautiful after her artistic processing.
In her mouth, the brave Xu Jun has become a handsome, unrestrained, suave, magnanimous, generous, attractive and powerful all-around male god.
"It feels good to have a group of elf girls as fans!" Xu Jun sighed inwardly, while smiling at the girls and said, "Yes, girl, you are right, may I ask you about the storybook you wrote? Can I buy one?"
Girl Anna's face flushed with excitement: "I can't sell it to you?! It's all written about you! Xu Jun Yong, can you give me your autograph... "
Xu Jun took the quill and told the girl narcissistically: "It seems that you know a lot about my real deeds", while preparing to sign a high-end and elegant name, but at this moment, he found that the atmosphere seemed to have changed .
The young holy elves around began to talk about it. .
"...Xu Jun said that this is well written!" "It seems that this incident is also true!" "Xu Jun admitted that... the relationship between the hero and the devil...!!!"
Lord Brave is a little confused: "What? What?"
His voice was drowned out by the shouting and clamor of the young Light Elves.
"It's about you and the Demon King!" "Then the prophecy priest of the Light God Cult said that you would kill the Demon King. This is destined!" "We all think this is very romantic!" The goal is to kill the Demon King, there must be a reason!!!”
Xu Jun was horrified to find that it was not just the girls, but even the boys!
Young Holy Light Elves are ignorant about feelings. After all, their family can reproduce asexually, so they are more mature in love, but not eating pork does not mean that they have not seen pig run! Just because you haven't eaten braised pork doesn't mean you don't want to eat it!
This group of Holy Light Elves are like thirteen or fourteen-year-old human teenagers, full of fantasies about the future.
but! Xu Jun still remembers when he was thirteen or fourteen years old, the girl in the white skirt who was secretly in love with the street corner! Why is this group of holy light elves growing crooked!
- No wonder your tree of life has been corroded by dark elements! This is the overflow of the discordant rot energy in your hearts!
"Do you really have that kind of feeling for the Demon King!"
"The Brave and the Demon King... I've seen stories like this!"
"Justice and darkness collide! Oh!"
Xu Jun was stunned: "Wait a minute, I don't understand what you're talking about—"
He was embarrassed and wanted to escape, but was surrounded. At this moment, these young Holy Light elves showed the quality of reporters in the entertainment industry. The male Holy Light elf who questioned his identity just now didn't want his booth at all. I saw him stepping on his lightning leopard skin - this is a complete skin, enough to be a high-grade light armor. If it was sold in the human market, it was estimated to be worth a thousand gold coins—tugging at Xu Jun's sleeve with one hand: "Don't go... Tell your story!"
"What's my story!" The poor brave man went to the mountain of swords and the sea of fire, the underwater ruins of the Temple of the Sun, spent the night in the valley of ghouls, and almost took off His Majesty the Demon King's little underwear, but now, he was caught by a group of The young and ignorant Holy Light elves blocked.
sad.
-Dinister and Gnar, why don't you come and save me...! ! !
In the distance, Denist and Gnar went hand in hand (?) to swim together, looking back at the shop where the overly lively Xu Jun was.
Denister's tone was calm: "Look, it's a good thing not to go all the way with Xu Jun."
Gnar: "...subordinates think..."
"Don't worry about them," Denister knew that Gnar must have wanted to rescue Xu Jun in the spirit of humanitarianism: "They are playing, or Xu Jun would have escaped long ago."
He may have stepped on a stone under his feet, and one stumbled into Gnar's arms, holding Gnar's collar to make him lower his head, his lips close to the ear of this pure and gentle holy knight: "Isn't your task today to protect me well? ?"
Gnar responded subconsciously, only to realize that something was not right: his daily task is to protect His Highness the Son of Danister...
With such an interruption, Nar naturally forgot the hard-working Xu Jun and continued to live their two-person world with Denister.
Of course, for him, this is just a personal protection.
Just like when Dynister was frightened by the runes on the wall in the treehouse two days ago, he went to the bed to protect him.
This is the responsibility of the guardian knight.
Xu Jun wanted to argue, "I don't have that kind of impure relationship with the Demon King!" But as soon as he said the words, he felt cold all over, and inexplicably thought of the absurd spring dream he had two nights ago, the dream The Demon King Luo Xienke is 1.9 meters tall and has an aura of 2.8 meters. He looks handsome, and his temperament is as shocking as a mountain, but when he got close to Xu Jun, there seemed to be an ambiguous aura surrounding him. He said, The voice was also lower than usual, and it was not very similar to the synthetic sound he heard during the previous battle. Xu Jun always felt that he had heard this sound before.
But in the dream, his thinking was blurry, and he only felt that he was in a very shameful situation. Originally, as a mature man, he should not be ashamed because of such a normal thing as a dream, but he felt embarrassed at that time. . After that, he woke up and left it on the sheets... Of course, he wanted to use the Holy Spirit to wash it, but Prince Ryan strongly stopped him... In the end, he had to use the method of burning to destroy the seriousness, and told the elves that he was sleeping and dreaming. Be careful to break the flame scroll and burn the bed==
He thought that this dream had been forgotten, but now he is reminded by this group of holy light elves who are obviously single and still cute CPs, and the ones who are cute are unreasonable CPs! He remembered that dream again!
hateful!
Xu Jun's anger has been ignited during the pulling, but he is not targeting the group of Holy Light elves, but... himself who can have such strange dreams.
It happened that there was an arrogant and hateful voice from outside the crowd: "Oh, what are these holy light elves doing? They are actually fighting a human being?"
"Hehe, is it possible that I misread it? This is not the Holy Light Elves, but a group of bonobos in heat?"
The author has something to say: Bonobo live in the jungle, like chimpanzees, lead a social life, they are similar to chimpanzees in many ways, but they are more peaceful than chimpanzees, and they are more sexually active than chimpanzees .
A more euphemistic way of saying this is that it is very insulting to use bonobos to refer to people.