Never Thought You’d Be This Kind of Hero!

Chapter 91: suddenly

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Xu Jun made a gesture of prayer and said goodbye to the bishop. The bone bird in the leather bag on his waist can be considered to have stopped. Just now, this little guy kicked and kicked randomly, causing Xu Jun's bag to break.

…Fortunately it was a crocodile dragon skin bag, otherwise a hole would have leaked.

Xu Jun couldn't wait to slap it twice, but when he put his hand on the belt mouth, the bone bird secretly stuck out his head and leaned on his palm. Hei Doudou's eyes stared at him. A small (bone) bird, but Xu Jun deeply understands that his two eyeballs are photographic crystals.

"What are you looking at..." the young brave man muttered, and stuffed the bone bird back again.

The picture on the crystal ball in front of the Demon King disappeared, and it was pitch black.

"Weize, Searle, send some evil ghosts back to the dark abyss to hit the stairs." He wrote the words on the official document, Searle took a closer look, and saw a large line of words written on the head of the official document:

"Relevant Rules and Regulations for the Complete Rectification of the Dark Abyss"

I suddenly feel a little stomachache _(:зゝ∠)_

As a result, the first paragraph below made the scalp of the abyss lord Sel numb: "At present, the dark abyss can deliver an average of 100,000 demons to the ground every year, and the slow-moving demons have a high mortality rate and are unsanitary. In order to change the status quo, relevant management departments should be established. , First of all, there must be a special construction team to build stairs in the dark abyss (and at the same time, the expansion of the dark abyss can also be carried out); second, the hygiene must also be caught, and the demons who enter the dark abyss must first take a bath and clean, and a hundred people are dispatched every year. Famous ghost cleaners clean up the dark abyss, the city's special health department; third, strengthen the overall quality of the devil... "

When the abyss lord saw that the dark abyss was going to be expanded, his scalp felt numb, and he looked down again... and found that there was a signature at the bottom.

"—Lord of the Icefield, Weizer."

... Weizer, do you have a grudge against me

Xu Jun was walking on the streets of Mondama City, his hungry stomach throbbing.

Mantou was not by his side, so he had to go to the City Lord's Mansion, but fortunately he didn't have to go very far. After thinking about it, Xu Jun simply sat on the side of the road and opened the package, and took out a hot bowl of it - another world version of Mala Tang.

Because his space backpack has the effect of time stop and state seal, all objects will look like when they go in, so in addition to a lot of alchemy materials, gold and silver treasures, there are more kinds of food and Ingredients. The vegetable soup for Lance was preserved in this way, but he didn't like to drink such a small and fresh thick soup as vegetable soup. What's the point of drinking it!

Not cool enough!

Although this world is completely different from the world Xu Jun originally lived in, there are still many things in common with seasonings and ingredients. In order to improve his gaming experience, Xu Jun also searched the Internet specifically for the spicy hot pot incense pot. I had a chance to try it in the game, and I made a lot of dark dishes at the beginning, but then my craftsmanship gradually improved.

- You may not believe it when you say it, he also achieved the achievement of "professional chef" at that time!

Like now, sitting alone on the curbs of the city, the streets are empty, and I haven't eaten anything for nearly a day. When I was tired and hungry after killing the undead monster, I ate a bowl of warm Malatang, isn't this the most beautiful thing in the world

Ah, thinking about this, I suddenly miss Xiaokang Beef Noodles...

Xu Jun stuck a piece of potato with a small stick and put it into his mouth comfortably, but suddenly found that his hand was heavy.

On his wrist, there is a black bone bird. Except for the two eyes, the little guy has only bones left, but he is actually alive, and he has a sense of hunger and satiety. Now that he sees Xu Jun eating, he comes up. Pecking, he pecked a small hole in the potato chips and ate it, while squinting at Xu Jun, he opened his mouth and exhaled.

Xu Jun saw that in its not-so-loose skeleton, a small piece of potato was stuck in the gap between the bones, and it slowly melted and disappeared.

Is this the process of bone bird digestion

However, no matter how common knowledge of feeding biology and how rare this scene is, it cannot change the fact that Xu Jun can no longer eat this potato that was pecked by a bone bird _(:зゝ∠)_

But when did the brave Xu Jun suffer? He is a hero who claims to want three lights all over the world! So he looked into the Bone Bird's eyes and told it word by word, also talking to another person in the air: "A piece of potato and a gold coin, don't forget to give it to me next time you meet."

It's called a nature, as if his potatoes are different, and they should be able to sell at this price. His voice and voice were separated by thousands of mountains and rivers, reflected in the crystal ball, slightly distorted by the curved surface of the crystal ball, but when he laughed, there was only a handsome and sunny young man on the crystal ball.

His eyes were blue, and his hair was blond. It was tied at the back half-length and not too short. He didn't know what he was doing. Now the hair has been loosened, giving people a lazy feeling. His eyes were squinted like a cat, and he was more smug than a cat with a potato stick in his hand.

He saw it, so the ice lord Weizer and the abyss lord Sel, who were discussing various matters in the dark abyss in the conference room, also saw it. The crystal ball was always black, and suddenly food and people's faces appeared on it. The effect is like a ghost movie.

The abyss lord Searle poked the icefield lord Weizer and spoke with his mouth: "This is the... Xu Jun?"

Weizer poked back, and just poked Seer's stomach: "Well, just him, the stupid human hero."

It's a pity that he felt stupid. His Majesty the Demon King didn't think so. When he saw Xu Jun, Rosienke's cold and stern expression softened almost instantly. If the Icefield Lord said, their Majesty will return to the throne. Never showed such an expression.

"Okay, a gold coin, it's settled." Their Majesty said softly.

The Icefield Lord and the Abyss Lord suddenly felt a pain in their teeth. The two looked at each other and felt that it was a mistake to leave the northern battlefield.

- You shouldn't have gone to see His Majesty the Demon King before! It is estimated that people still want to stay with that Xu Jun!

- What is it without a body! It's fun for two people to share the same body!

Just when the meeting room was filled with the sour smell of friends and above, the picture on the crystal ball suddenly turned pitch black, as if something had gone wrong. But everyone knew very well that this bone bird said it was spying on Xu Jun, but after all, it was on human territory. If a small bone bird was exposed, it could easily be killed. And that Xu Jun had obviously caught the Bone Bird, of course he came to control the Bone Bird to communicate with Luo Xienke.

Or unilateral contact _(:зゝ∠)_

The wise His Majesty the Demon King Luo Xienke thought for a while, and sure enough, ordinary bone birds are not good enough. Next time, let's send a bone parrot that can learn to speak.

According to Xu Jun's arrangement, Jess followed the Lord Newt of Mondama City to the City Lord's Mansion. Along the way, he had to talk about the eldest son of the Lord Newt. He didn't have any curiosity about the death of the city lord's son, but Xu Jun asked him to ask... and Mantou was also present...

Jess had no choice but to talk _(:зゝ∠)_

The former patriarch of the dignified unicorn clan, what the hell!

- He's not as good as little Lance! This child is walking outside on a steamed bun, not to mention how comfortable it is!

The city lord of Mundama City may have been really angry with his sons and daughters. He sat on the carriage and covered his face and trembled. Jace looked back and saw that his youngest son was still pouting and looking unhappy. He said in a familiar voice: "What do you care about with children, there is a hostile family to provoke, Irene and Cole dare to take on the challenge, this is already very brave."

The city owner actually shed two lines of tears: "They didn't tell me! What should I do if something went wrong? The child is full of duels. If no one helps this time, he will die?!"

Death is not necessarily dead, but Irene's affairs are not easy to handle. Since Raquel dared to use this duel method to force Irene to marry him, he was definitely uneasy and kind. There is no eye for swords and guns on the duel arena. If he really does something wrong with Irene in public, he can find an excuse. Although the status of women in this world is not very low, the family where Raquel belongs is far stronger than the Newt family, which is an excuse to put pressure on them to propose marriage.

And who knows if Erin and Cole made a bet on something else before they should duel? Young people's blood and energy are easy to get excited. If they are tricked by the other party, what will they write

Jace expressed his understanding, and said a few words that today's young people are too stupid and naive, so that the Newt City Lord introduced him as a confidant for a while.

"My eldest son, Red, he is not like his younger siblings. He became a high-ranking knight at the age of twenty. It is my pride and the pride of the city of Montama." In Jess's Under the guidance, Lord Newt began to talk about some past events.

That was ten years ago, and if Red was still alive now, he would be thirty years old. According to his father, he became a high-ranking knight at the age of twenty, which is remarkable. Most of the warriors in this world are in low-level and intermediate-level messing around, and they can only deal with low-level and intermediate-level monsters or gnoll kobolds. When the war comes, these people will become consumables. The number of high-level warriors is much smaller. Those who become high-level warriors have high talent, and the younger they are, the more valuable they are.

Some scholars have even done a survey and said that among those who became high-level warriors before the age of 30, 10% of them can become master-level warriors.

The benefits that a master-level warrior or scholar and craftsman can bring to a family are unpredictable, especially scholars and craftsmen, who can even make a small family into the real high society.

"If Red were still around, he would have been the guardian of the city of Montama, protecting the city, protecting his younger siblings, protecting our family. But ten years ago, there was a war... Two Light Cults Mr. Friar brought back his body, my Red..."

Jace patted his sad father on the shoulder, thinking that Xu Jun, you have found a good job for me.

Why did he squeeze into a carriage with an old man and watch him snot and cry!

When he got off the carriage, Mantou leaned over: "Jess, I didn't expect you to be so experienced. Do you have children?"

Jace: "…No!!!"

He held down Mantou's head and rubbed it, but Mantou hummed and laughed: "The tone of voice you spoke on the carriage just now was the same as when my dad taught me."

Lance was triumphant, although his expression was still a little dull: "My father never trains me."

Jace's heart was broken.