Ye Xiaotian was startled and said, "Why did Sister Sun want to trick Mao Wenzhi?"
Zhan Ning'er slapped Mao Wenzhi and said, "Then you have to ask him."
Ye Xiaotian looked at Mao Wenzhi's sausage mouth, and smiled at Zhan Ning'er: "Look at him, can he talk even if he is awake? If he wants to talk, he needs two people to help him lift his lips." All right, girl, just tell us."
Zhan Ning'er snorted, and said, "Who made him sing such an ugly song without choosing what to say?"
Ye Xiaotian was shocked, and said: "Why does his singing not sound good, are you Miao girls going to trick him? Isn't this too domineering?"
Zhan Ning'er said angrily and amusedly: "I'm not saying that his singing is ugly, but his lyrics are ugly. He said it was a song dedicated to Sister Sun, but he sang about big girls, saying that girls are dissolute and disorderly. Shouldn't he be punished?"
Ye Xiaotian was tongue-tied, "Ah" for a while, before saying: "It's really wrong for him to sing like this, but even though he's a jerk, he shouldn't be so confused, he really said at that time that this song was dedicated to Sister Sun of?"
Zhan Ning'er thought about it, but she really didn't pay attention at the time, Xing Erzhu blurted out: "I said it! He said that this song would be dedicated to Sister Sun, I heard it."
Ye Xiaotian and Hua Yunfei glared at him viciously together, Xing Erzhu realized that he had slipped his words, and quickly hooked his chin, obediently retreated to the side.
Standing on the sidelines, Geduol already understood that Mao Wenzhi was disrespectful to his daughter and said such words to a young girl who hadn't left the cabinet, and his face darkened in displeasure.
Ye Xiaotian complained secretly, but he couldn't watch Mao Wenzhi become dumb, although he would probably be cuter if he became dumb, so he had to apologize to Gedole with a smile on his face, Ye Xiaotian said a lot of good things, Gedole would He let go, and said firmly: "For your sake, I won't bother with him anymore, and bring him to my house when the sun rises."
Ye Xiaotian said with a bitter face: "Want to wait for dawn again?"
Gedole said: "It depends on your face, otherwise let him be dumb and insult my daughter, how could I spare him so lightly!"
Ye Xiaotian didn't dare to say any more, so he had no choice but to say yes, Gedu took the people away, and the villagers saw that there was nothing serious, so they all dispersed. An Nantian talked with them for a while, yawned, and asked his cousin to lead the people After going back, only Ye Xiaotian, Hua Yunfei, and Xing Erzhu were left for a while, accompanied by an unconscious Mao Wenzhi.
At dawn, Mao Wenzhi woke up from the pain. He first found Ye Xiaotian, Hua Yunfei and Xing Erzhu surrounding him, and then he found his chest was itchy and painful, with thick green hair growing on it, he was horrified I wanted to ask clearly, but when I wanted to speak, I realized that my lips were numb, swollen and unconscious.
In the end, as Ye Xiaotian said, he spoke with his lips held up, but he didn’t exaggerate enough to let others hold them up. Mao Wenzhi held his upper lip with one hand and his lower lip with the other, and murmured indistinctly: “No Ah, I really didn't tease her."
Ye Xiaotian said: "Are you singing about big girl waves?"
Mao Wenzhi held his lips and said, "Ang!"
Ye Xiaotian said: "He is a big girl with a yellow flower who has not left the court. You say that she is a prostitute, are you so scolding? If you just sing a song to cheer up the drink, you also made it clear that it is dedicated to my sister Sun Yes, why are you so muddled?"
Mao Wen was in a hurry: "No, how could I say she was promiscuous? I meant promiscuous, but this wave is not that wave, the wave is... just to praise a girl for being beautiful, generous, and hearty."
Ye Xiaotian said: "Nonsense, when your family praises other girls, you just say they are prostitutes?"
Mao Wenzhi said, "Ang!"
Ye Xiaotian: "..."
Hua Yunfei suddenly understood, and said: "Come on, take it easy, brother, don't worry, I'll ask him."
Hua Yunfei asked Mao Wenzhi: "You mean, outside your pass, Lang is a word used to praise other girls for being good, beautiful, good-looking, and straightforward?"
Mao Wenzhi said, "Ang!"
Hua Yunfei said: "Brother, this is clearly a misunderstanding."
Mao Wenzhi said: "No, Gadalang is always boasting in our place. This matter is really a mess."
Ye Xiaotian said angrily: "The local dialects do have some meanings intertwined. Who is pretending to understand and telling other girls that the waves sung by Mao Wenzhi are profligate?"
The corner of Hua Yunfei's mouth twitched a few times, and he said in a low voice, "Brother, you said that."
"Really?" Ye Xiaotian laughed dryly: "This... I drank too much, I don't remember..."
Mao Wenzhi wanted to cry without tears and complained: "You don't understand the big pot, you ask me, don't explain it to me, you are not a huohuo person, I can sing faults when I sing the pot, who am I to blame? who's..."
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Early in the morning, as soon as the rooster crowed, Ye Xiaotian brought Mao Wenzhi to the house of Gedole. Ye Xiaotian asked Mao Wenzhi to wait outside first, and went in to see Gedole by himself, and explained the language misunderstanding to him. Explained it again.
Geduol had been out and about in the mountains before, seen the world, and knew that the meaning of the same word in some places is indeed quite different. Thinking about it carefully, Mao Wenzhi really had no reason to insult his daughter, so he accepted Ye Xiaotian's explanation and sent his daughter Sun Sister Called to the front.
Gedold asked his daughter if she had played a Gu, but Sister Sun was very frank and frank. Guy Gedu told his daughter the explanation he heard from Ye Xiaotian. Sister Sun was a little dubious about Ye Xiaotian's explanation, but she still had a good impression of Ye Xiaotian, and her father came forward to explain it, so she reluctantly ordered it. Nodding, said in blunt Chinese: "Godfather, please bring him in."
Ye Xiaotian was overjoyed, and hurried out to call Mao Wenzhi in. When Mao Wenzhi saw Sister Sun, he trembled. She was a pretty girl with bright eyes and white teeth. In his eyes, she was really more terrifying than Shura's evil spirit. This was the first time for Ye Xiaotian Seeing that he was so obedient, he didn't even dare to speak loudly.
Younger Sister Sun stood under the eaves and glanced at Mao Wenzhi, then tiptoed to reach for a string of salted fish hanging under the eaves. Younger Sun was petite and could barely reach it with her hands on tiptoes. Ye Xiaotian saw that she was struggling, He hurried forward to help her pick off the salted fish.
Sister Sun gave Ye Xiaotian a sweet smile, and said, "Thank you godfather!"
Ye Xiaotian didn't have the crisp feeling when he heard her call it yesterday at all. Thinking of the weird situation that happened to Mao Wenzhi, Ye Xiaotian felt a little hairy in his heart, but he didn't dare to show it on his face, so he turned to the sun very reservedly. The younger sister smiled slightly, showing the demeanor of the elders.
Sister Sun took off a piece of salted fish from the string, found another hemp rope, put the salted fish on, walked to Mao Wenzhi, walked around him, and pressed his hand on his body. Pushing back and forth, Mao Wenzhi stood there stiffly, not daring to move, and bead-sized beads of sweat gradually appeared on his forehead.
Sister Sun turned around for a while, then circled back in front of Mao Wenzhi, and said to him, "Bend down!"
Mao Wenzhi didn't even dare to put a fart, and immediately turned his body to ninety degrees. Sister Sun hung the salted fish around his neck, clapped her hands, and said in blunt Chinese: "It's done, go back, When you have walked five hundred steps, pick off the fish and throw it away."
Mao Wenzhi showed a smile uglier than crying, and said, "Yes! Thank you, sister Sun, thank you, sister Sun."
Sister Sun snorted coldly, and when she turned to Ye Xiaotian, she showed a sweet smile again: "Godfather, do you want to have breakfast at my house?"
Ye Xiaotian quickly waved his hand and said: "No, no, I've been tossing around with this bastard all night, I'm so sleepy, I'll go back and catch up on sleep first."
Ye Xiaotian led Mao Wenzhi to bid farewell to the Gedu family, and hurried out. After walking not far, Ye Xiaotian turned his head to look at Mao Wenzhi, and said in surprise: "Hey, your lips have started to swell, and they are smaller than before. There are too many."
Mao Wenzhi kept a stern face without saying a word, and walked forward without squinting. Ye Xiaotian hurriedly chased after him, and said, "Why, are you angry with me? Drunk."
Mao Wenzhi waved his hands seriously, but still didn't say a word, and didn't look at Ye Xiaotian more, and continued walking with his lips moving. Ye Xiaotian was a little surprised, and after catching up again, he heard Mao Wenzhi counting in a low voice: "Thirty-six steps, thirty-seven steps, thirty-eight..."
Ye Xiaotian couldn't help but shake his head, and accompanied Mao Wenzhi to count back step by step. When the two counted to the small bridge, Zhan Ning'er walked over from the fork in a glamorous outfit, seeing Mao Wenzhi's embarrassing stare, she covered her mouth with a smile and said, "Sister Sun helped him get rid of the voodoo? "
Mao Wenzhi didn't look sideways, for fear of counting a wrong step, he counted the steps and crossed the bridge very carefully, Ye Xiaotian stopped, and cupped his hands to Zhan Ning'er: "Thank you for reminding me, otherwise we don't know what's going on , Younger Sister Sun has already helped him detoxify the poison, if he is asked to count 500 steps and throw away the salted fish, he is afraid of counting wrong steps, so he dare not answer."
Zhan Ning'er smiled and said, "It's rare, it's rare that he can be so honest, and you can be so polite."
Ye Xiaotian said embarrassingly: "Actually, I have always been very polite to you, girl, but sometimes by mistake, if you don't have a plan, you will be beaten into a pig's head, what can I do?"
Zhan Ning'er glared at him, and said, "Am I that overbearing?"
Ye Xiaotian chuckled and avoided answering, thinking in his mind: "One of the three tigers in Guizhou, you say you are overbearing or not."
Ye Xiaotian suddenly remembered something again, and hurriedly said: "Uh... the girl said last night that you don't know how to play Gu, so the crazy Gu I caught..."
Zhan Ning'er immediately interrupted him, saying: "Who said I can't? I know that kind of thing, you are indeed infected with madness, and there is no solution, so don't think that you can be cured. "
While the two were talking on the side of the bridge, Mao Wenzhi had already counted and crossed the bridge cautiously. He continued to walk forward, walked about dozens of steps, turned around a bush, and suddenly a man in black robe appeared in front of him. , with two white-robed guards behind him, they are the Elder Gegewo of the Gu Temple.
Elder Ge Gewo saw Mao Wenzhi next to Ye Xiaotian last time, so he stopped and asked proudly: "Where is Ye Xiaotian, where is he?"
Mao Wenzhi was about to finish counting five hundred steps. He was afraid that he would forget the number if he interrupted him, so he didn't dare to agree. He just walked forward with his head held high. How come Pu'er is bigger than me, I have a Gu God pendant on my chest, and he has a salted fish on his chest, what is this? Salted fish taught it?"
Gegewo said angrily: "Is this elder asking you something, where is Ye Xiaotian?"
Mao Wenzhi waved his hand, walked past him with straight eyebrows...