Ye Xiaotian lay there naked, looking at the big quilt in front of him, wanting to cry. After a while, Yingying seemed to feel that Ye Xiaotian was looking at her from behind, and couldn't help but ask shyly, "Sir, why aren't you sleeping?"
Ye Xiaotian replied dryly: "I can't sleep."
Yingying said: "Oh! Then let's talk." Xia Yingying turned around lightly, and just opened her eyes, her small mouth turned into an O shape in surprise: "Ah! Why are you taking off your clothes? !" Xia Yingying quickly closed her eyes, blushing and said, "What should I do if I'm going to catch a cold?"
Ye Xiaotian's cheeks twitched a few times, and said: "It's okay, I'm... very hot right now."
Yingying said: "Did you drink it? I also feel hot."
Ye Xiaotian took the opportunity to say: "Then you are like me, take it all off."
Yingying tightened the quilt and said shyly, "I don't want it, how embarrassing it is."
Ye Xiaotian smiled wryly: "Yingying, we can't be a husband and wife like this."
Yingying opened her eyes in surprise, instead of looking at his naked chest, she just looked into his eyes and asked, "We've all slept in the same bed, aren't we considered husband and wife?"
Ye Xiaotian said weakly: "Do you know how to be a husband and wife?"
Yingying said: "Of course I know! I have attended many weddings since I was a child. I have seen my brothers and sisters-in-law when they got married. I prayed to the heaven and the earth, drank the wine, and slept on the same bed. husband and wife."
Ye Xiaotian coughed and said: "Actually, that's not the case. That... After the bridal chamber troublemaker leaves, the couple will have to do some things to be considered a real couple."
Yingying said in surprise: "Well, I really don't know, my brothers and sisters-in-law haven't mentioned it to me. What else should I do?"
Ye Xiaotian is about to cry, the general is already on the line, so why not explain the common sense of the battlefield to her? Why is my life so hard.
Faced with such a cute girl, Ye Xiaotian suddenly felt a little embarrassed to tell him if he really wanted to talk about it. After hesitating for a long time, Ye Xiaotian suddenly remembered the scene of bull and cow mating that he and Yingying saw on the hillside that day.
Ye Xiaotian immediately said excitedly: "Yingying, do you still remember that day when we were chatting on the hillside, we saw that bull 'bullying' that heifer?"
Yingying said strangely: "Remember, why did my husband suddenly bring up this matter?"
Ye Xiaotian hesitated and said: "Well... to be a husband and wife, men and women also do that kind of thing. That... At that time, the bull was not bullying the cow, they were making a couple."
Yingying covered her mouth in shock, and said, "Like those two cows? My God, that looks... so scary..."
Ye Xiaotian said: "How can it be scary? You see that so many of your brothers and sisters-in-law get married, don't they all come here like this?"
Yingying looked at Ye Xiaotian suspiciously and said, "Are you lying to me?"
Ye Xiaotian cried and said with a sad face: "How could I lie to you, it's really like this!"
The night is long, the red candle is burning high, and under the happy words on the head of the bed, the poor bridegroom dryly explained to his bride "the origin of human beings and the true meaning of life". She had no choice but to give an implicit explanation that was both metaphorical and suggestive, and Yingying, who was already very ignorant, became more and more confused the more she listened. But seeing Lang Jun's pitiful look, Yingying still believed what he said, and blushed and said, "Does it have to be like this?"
Ye Xiaotian hurriedly nodded and said, "Yes, yes, it must be like this."
Yingying hesitated for a moment, covered her hot cheeks embarrassingly, and said, "Then you should blow out the candle."
Ye Xiaotian said: "How can we put out the candles on the wedding night? I'll just put down the curtains. Don't be embarrassed, there are only you and your husband-in-law here."
These words seemed to have touched Yingying's heart, Yingying blushed and nodded.
The curtain was lowered, and the inside of the tent suddenly became dark, filled with a mysterious atmosphere. Yingying got up with a blushing face, knelt down on the bed tremblingly, and assumed the same posture as the heifer.
Ye Xiaotian asked blankly, "What are you doing?"
Yingying shyly said: "Didn't you say that you have to be like that heifer to be considered a real couple?"
Ye Xiaotian was so shocked by her that his whole body was numb. By the way, he is also a first-time brother, and it is the first time he has performed such a difficult pose. Although it looks very attractive, it is quite at a loss for him.
Ye Xiaotian thought: "It's better to start from the simple to the difficult." So he explained to Miss Yingying again...
"Bang bang bang! Bang! The night is dark, turn off the lights and close the door!"
"Boom~~~, the sky is dry and everything is dry, fire prevention and theft prevention!"
Two watchmen, one with a gong and the other with a clapper, walked slowly down the long street. It's been three days, and the poor newlyweds have finally finished their theoretical discussion on "yin and yang harmony" and entered the stage of substantive exploration.
Yingying was stripped into a little white sheep by Ye Xiaotian, she covered her vitals and blushed lying on the couch motionless, only her chest rose and fell rapidly. Ye Xiaotian got closer and closer, that little face that combined innocence and charm was too close to see clearly, and the four lips were joined together, cool and sweet and greasy.
After a while, the two parted gently, Yingying closed her eyes and panted slightly, her ruddy face and delicate figure were all natural. She instinctively realized what was going to happen, and a pair of small hands nervously grasped the quilt draped across her waist, and a pair of shiny feet with toes and round ankles also shrank slightly towards the bottom of the quilt.
"ah!"
Just as Ye Xiaotian met Yingying, Yingying shrank back in fright.
Ye Xiaotian panted and said: "Don't hide, couple Dun Lun, life's great gift, this is something that must be experienced."
Yingying closed her eyes and tremblingly said: "Well, I won't hide, I won't hide..."
Ye Xiaotian moved forward, Yingying retreated subconsciously, Ye Xiaotian became ruthless and didn't speak, just attacked forward, the two of them just moved forward and retreated like an inchworm, finally, Yingying said "Ouch" , his head touched the bed rail, and his body twisted into a twist.
Ye Xiaotian was nervous and busy, already sweating profusely: "Yingying, don't hide, move down."
Yingying timidly said: "I'm afraid, when I think of that big bull, I'm afraid."
Ye Xiaotian couldn't help but laugh: "I'm not a bull, you don't have to be afraid, I will be very gentle, you... move down."
Yingying rubbed her body down obediently, but as soon as Ye Xiaotian entered, Yingying, who was extremely sensitive, shrank back, and the two of them advanced and retreated until the sound of "ouch" came again, and Yingying's head touched again. to the bed rail.
Ye Xiaotian propped his hands on the bed, trembling slightly, his sniffing, like an angry bull, he said angrily: "Yingying, you won't hide when you say so. Why... you move down..."
Xia Yingying said timidly, "Oh!"
It was another battle of advancing and retreating, like this, the exhausted Ye Xiaotian finally collapsed on the bed, motionless. Yingying also seemed to know that she had done something wrong, and said to Ye Xiaotian apologetically, "Sir, what's wrong with you?"
Ye Xiaotian said weakly: "Bleeding."
Yingying exclaimed, "Ah! Am I bleeding?"
Ye Xiaotian wanted to cry without tears: "It's not you who bleed, it's me who bleeds! My wrist... was cut during the day, just because I used too much force..."
Yingying timidly said: "Master, then let's..."
Ye Xiaotian said dejectedly: "I've thought about it carefully, and I'd better forget it, you are still young, wait until you grow up... let's talk..."
Yingying quietly said: "Are you angry?"
Ye Xiaotian said: "No!"
Yingying said aggrievedly: "Look, you don't even bother to talk to me anymore, you must be angry."
Ye Xiaotian said dryly: "No! I'm just tired..."
Yingying bit her lip and said softly: "Sir, if we come again, I will definitely not hide this time."
Ye Xiaotian cheered up a bit, and said, "You really don't hide anymore?"
Yingying, who looked like she was about to go to the execution ground, nodded tragically and said, "Yes! I won't hide anymore."
Ye Xiaotian was overjoyed, he got up straight away, he dealt with the injury on his wrist first, and then re-brewed his emotions, jumped on the horse and went into battle again...
"Ah! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts me to death..."
Yingying covered her delicate body with a quilt, and looked at Ye Xiaotian who was holding her calf in pain and struggling in surprise: "Sir, what's the matter with you?"
Ye Xiaotian was out of breath and said: "Cramp! My leg is cramp, oops! It hurts me to death..."
Yingying stared at him innocently with her big, charming eyes.
The rooster crowed three times, the sky was bright, the two were neatly dressed on the couch, Yingying was curled up like a bow, sleeping soundly, Ye Xiaotian was sleepless all night, with his arm on his head, looking directly at the bottom of the tent, with a melancholy expression on his face .
Probably because he was too nervous, with Yingying's encouragement, Ye Xiaotian worked up his courage and tried two or three times, but every time before he "entered the alley", his leg that had just cramped broke out again, and finally Can only give up. A juicy cabbage was put on a plate and brought to the eyes, but Ye Xiaotian couldn't get rid of the pig, how aggrieved does this feel
The crowing of the rooster woke Yingying up, Yingying rubbed her eyes, and suddenly found Ye Xiaotian lying beside her, she let out a soft "ah", her face turned red immediately, and an unspeakable sweetness rose in her heart with contentment.
She is still ignorant about the bed affairs, but she doesn't have Ye Xiaotian's strong sense of loss. She slept next to the man she loves for the night. To her, this represents a completely different meaning. It seems that she grew up overnight. big.
"Yingying! Are you awake?"
As soon as Ye Xiaotian turned her eyes, Yingying was so ashamed that she covered her hot face with a quilt. Although Ye Xiaotian had never touched the sword and walked into Taoyuan last night, but after all, she was naked and had many intimate contacts. Yingying suddenly felt shy.
"I didn't really do anything to you. Why are you so embarrassed?"
Ye Xiaotian didn't understand the girl's complicated thoughts. Seeing her like this, he was both annoyed and funny. He coughed dryly and said, "Yingying, I've thought about it carefully. After you go back, tell your father that we've already done it." Maybe he can fool us into a real couple, so he won't force us to separate."
Yingying gently pulled down the quilt, revealing her rosy little face, her big eyes flashing charmingly, and she said to Ye Xiaotian seriously: "He is already yours!"
These affectionate words moved Ye Xiaotian to tears. If he really got into the alley last night, it would be really perfect, right? But now... sleeping with a stunning beauty for the night and still being a virgin, how shameful it would be to talk about it. How could he have imagined that this meal was cooked so raw.
Early in the morning, when Ye Xiaotian checked out, the shopkeeper looked at him with a meaningful smile on his face, which made Ye Xiaotian feel guilty. Leaving Taoyuan Inn and walking on the road, if anyone looked at them more than once, Ye Xiaotian would feel very guilty. But with such a beautiful girl as Yingying walking beside him, there were so many people looking at them. Ye Xiaotian had no choice but to bite the bullet and try to escape from this lively place.
At this time, the front of the government office was already full of people, because the list of candidates was going to be announced early this morning, and many people who were waiting to pass the good news and get their rewards also carried gongs and stared at the list.
After a while, the gates of the mansion opened, and several yamen came out with buckets of paste and lists, and quickly pasted the lists on the wall. Many candidates who had rushed to the scene in person immediately pushed forward, I want to be the first to see if my name is on the list.
On those big red papers, there was clearly written a list of thirty applicants admitted to the undergraduate program, as well as their native places and current residences. The sharp-eyed announcer spotted a name, wrote down the address, and then flew away.
Ye Xiaotian never thought about the possibility of being selected, so he never went to see the list, he took Yingying back to the place he rented, and before he opened the courtyard door, an announcer ran away like flying Come. The people who announce the good news usually come one by one, and the one who comes first will of course get the most reward.
In order to win the first prize, the announcer ran out of breath, and when he saw someone in front of the door, he immediately ran while beating the gong, and shouted to Ye Xiaotian in Guizhou dialect: "I've won the exam!" , won the exam!"
Ye Xiaotian was just feeling guilty and timid, and the man was running out of breath, beating the gong, and speaking a local dialect that Ye Xiaotian didn't understand, and he immediately became angry when he heard it, Ye Xiaotian turned around , grabbed the man by the collar, and said angrily: "Who do you think won't lift?"
The man happily said: "Ye Xiaotian, Mr. Ye is not going to lift!"
Ye Xiaotian said angrily: "Why didn't I lift it? Tell me clearly, why didn't I lift it?"
"You are Mr. Ye? Oh!"
The man slapped himself lightly, and quickly apologized with a smile: "Small gaffes, petty gaffes, you adults don't care about villains. Mr. Ye, you won the exam! Congratulations, Mr. Juren, congratulations, Mr. Juren, you passed the high school exam!" ah!"