The chubby giant panda Fuwa is perhaps one of the weirdest animals in the world. It is a carnivore, but its most common and favorite food is bamboo shoots; it looks cute and cute, but when it gets fierce, you will know that pandas are actually bears.
Its cute little white teeth can crush iron pots, and its stomach, which usually only feeds on bamboo shoots, allows those sharp iron pot fragments to pass through safely. When it really doesn't have its favorite bamboo shoots and bamboos to eat, it can eat wheat, horsetail, green grass, angelica, and bark.
Even... turned into a cat...
This is very similar to Ye Xiaotian, the first impression others have of him is not always what he really looks like; what others think he is good at may not be what he is really good at; He's harmless, yet...
A few fish, the internal organs are not removed, the fish scales are not faded, they are only pierced with freshly peeled branches, and they are put on the fire, which is a very primitive way of eating. Even though there was no salt, the scent wafted out quickly. As soon as the smell of fish came out, Fuwa, who was hiding in some corner to catch mice, got out by herself, squatted by the fire, lolling her tongue, with a mouth full of greed. The appearance is exactly the same as that of Le Yao.
Ye Xiaotian looked at Fuwa'er's round belly, and couldn't help feeling sad.
Ye Xiaotian said: "Brother, you are really...too tasty."
Fuwa lolled her tongue and looked at Fat Fish without squinting.
Ye Xiaotian said again: "The three of us will eat these four fish, and there are still some leftovers. If I give you some food, I'm afraid you'll be half full. Just try something new today, don't eat too much, okay? Tomorrow, I'll give it to you." You buy three baskets of bamboo shoots, brother is rich now."
Fuwa licked her tongue, stared at Fat Fish, but said nothing.
Ye Xiaotian snapped his fingers and said, "I take it as your promise."
Fuwa still turned a deaf ear, completely unaware that after such a short time, he was signed an unequal treaty with him.
The fish was cooked very quickly, even though no seasoning was added, it was very delicious after roasting like this, with only a little bit of fishy smell, the three of them were very hungry, but Shui Wu still strictly followed the lady's request to let Le Yao Dinning, she wanted to shape her daughter according to the lady's elegant and noble appearance.
They ate slowly, so Ye Xiaotian had no choice but to slow down, Yaoyao said seriously to Fuwa: "My brother earns money very hard, you know, let my brother eat first, you can eat too much, just satisfy your cravings, and my brother will give it to you tomorrow." Buy bamboo shoots to eat."
Ye Xiaotian was very relieved, patted Yaoyao's head and said: "Our family is sensible, you should eat more, brother is not hungry."
Shui Wu carefully helped Yaoyao carry the fishbone, and said to Ye Xiaotian, "Brother Ye, what happened to that suit just now?"
"this… "
Ye Xiaotian was in a bit of a dilemma, today's scene was too bad, how could he tell this girl, the prestige of the head of the family can't be lost so easily.
Ye Xiaotian seemed to be scalded by fish, and said vaguely: "Oh, you said that clothes? Hehe, the quality of workmanship is good, right? Try it tonight, if the size is suitable, I will give it to you. I still have clothes on me. Two taels of silver, if you save two taels of silver, it will be enough for us to spend more than half a year... If you don't count Fuwa's foodie."
Xue Shuiwu's face changed slightly, she could see that Ye Xiaotian deliberately changed the topic, how did this woman get her clothes, Shuiwu had already imagined many pictures in his mind in an instant.
She handed the selected fish to Le Yao, got up and walked to the door of the inner room, twisted her waist, and said to Ye Xiaotian: "Brother Ye, come here, my little sister has something to say."
Fuwa squatted next to Leyao and watched eagerly, seeing that the little master didn't intend to share wealth with him, she was very unwilling, and suddenly seeing Ye Xiaotian and Shui Wu walking away, Fuwa immediately stretched out the bear's paw, carefully trying to catch it. That grilled fatty fish.
Yaoyao patted it on the bear's paw, and said: "Didn't I give it to you just now, my dear, you are not allowed to eat it today, it belongs to Brother Xiaotian."
Fuwa was so wronged, turned around angrily, and walked away with Ye Xiaotian.
When Ye Xiaotian arrived in the inner room, Xue Shuiwu lowered his voice and asked nervously, "Brother Ye, have you robbed a woman?"
Ye Xiaotian was stunned, and hurriedly shook his head in denial: "How is it possible, would I do such a shameless thing?"
Xue Shuiwu breathed a sigh of relief, and said: "Then... where did you get your money and that set of women's clothes? Even if you find something to do today, you won't... someone pays you with women's clothes?"
"This... let's talk..."
When Ye Xiaotian thought of what happened tonight, he felt a little embarrassed.
Although there is light from the fire outside, the room is still dim, only the eyes of Shui Wu's small face are shining, she is staring at Ye Xiaotian, anxiously waiting for an answer.
Ye Xiaotian said distressedly: "The clothes...it's really not easy to explain clearly. Originally...the clothes were given to me by others, and the money was also forced on me by others. Don't want it for nothing, whoever wants it for nothing, so I just . . . but . . . the matter is so complex that I really don't know where to begin."
Shui Wu looked at him suspiciously, Ye Xiaotian spread his hands helplessly, Shui Wu's eyes suddenly widened, and he lost his voice: "Ah! I understand!"
Ye Xiaotian asked strangely: "What do you understand?"
Shui Wu's expression became weird, and tears flickered in her eyes: "Brother Ye, I never thought you would do such a thing for us. I... I really don't know how to thank you. Brother Ye, You don't have to embarrass yourself so much."
Ye Xiaotian said dully: "You...you don't think I..."
Shui Wu didn't dare to expose his scars, for fear of hurting his self-esteem, she quickly interrupted: "Brother Ye, you don't need to say it, I understand, I understand it in my heart. No matter what others think of you, I will never look down on you "Brother Ye, you... don't do it again tomorrow night, even if I starve to death, I can't let you wrong yourself like this again."
Ye Xiaotian opened his mouth wide, and after a while he said in a low voice: "You... you really followed your lady before, didn't you step out of the gate?"
Shui Wu said faintly: "Do you not know anything if you don't go out of the gate? In fact, when those envoys and rich ladies hold handkerchief poetry meetings, they rarely talk about poetry and prose. Men and some things about men...”
Ye Xiaotian put his hands on his forehead, and moaned weakly: "It's not what you think. In fact, I was looking for a job today. In the evening, my feet were a little tired, so I rested on the threshold of a house..."
Seeing that you can't hide it anymore, if you keep it, you will be seen as worse than eating soft rice, how can Ye Xiaotian bear it. He had no choice but to tell Xue Shuiwu the whole story, and Xue Shuiwu's eyes widened as he listened. After Ye Xiaotian finished speaking, Xue Shuiwu suddenly turned his back and covered his face with his hands.
Ye Xiaotian looked at her constantly shrugging shoulders, and said mockingly: "It's sad, isn't it? In fact, it's nothing. I didn't even lose a single hair, and I even took something from him. Who told him not to open his eyes, and dare to treat me as that kind of person?" Man, don't worry, it was dark at that time, he may not remember my appearance, besides, for two taels of silver, he can still look for me all over the city? I just need to be more careful these days."
Xue Shuiwu still shrugged her shoulders, and Ye Xiaotian was suddenly moved when he saw it. His devotion without complaint or regret had actually captured her heart unconsciously, didn't he? Ye Xiaotian stepped forward, gently pulled Xue Shuiwu's shoulders, pulled away her little hand covering her face, and was about to warmly wipe away her tears, but was surprised to find that Xue Shuiwu's face was blushing after holding back a smile.
Ye Xiaotian was both angry and funny, stared at her for a while, and then said fiercely: "Is it funny?"
Xue Shuiwu took a few sharp breaths, and had just calmed down, but as soon as her eyes met his, she couldn't help laughing, and turned her back hastily, her shoulders shrugging uncontrollably. Ye Xiaotian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and without thinking, he just slapped and waved his hand.
"Snapped!"
With a loud crisp sound, Shui Wu's buttocks were slapped.
Xue Shuiwu let out a soft cry of "ah", and turned around, looking at him in surprise, a touch of deep red under the night quickly covered her cheeks.
Ye Xiaotian slapped it down, he was also surprised, but seeing that Xue Shuiwu didn't mean to be angry other than being surprised, Ye Xiaotian's heart widened again, and he quickly pretended to be sullen and said: "I'm so embarrassed, after all, is it because of you? Dare to laugh at me!"
Ye Xiaotian put his hands behind his back and walked out boldly. As soon as he came out of the inner room, Ye Xiaotian twirled his fingers behind his back a few times, ah! Elastic and soft, soft and pleasant, I really love this feeling.
Xue Shuiwu covered her hips with her hands, looked at Ye Xiaotian's back in surprise, and was speechless for a long time.
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Another day at dawn, Li Yuncong rushed to the Earth Temple with a servant in plain clothes. After waiting for a long time, they did not come out. Li Yuncong was worried, and rushed into the Earth Temple to see that Ye Xiaotian had just stepped out, followed by his two younger sisters. , and that very edible caretaker bear.
Li Yuncong said with a half-smile: "How does it feel to be hungry for a day and a night? Little brother, why don't you just agree to our adults' request. Helping the government handle the case, I can't treat you badly. With us protecting you openly and secretly, you are still afraid of those people." Came to assassinate you?"
Ye Xiaotian raised his chin, smiled at him as if looking down, and said loudly, "Go! Let's eat!"
Xue Shuiwu and Yang Leyao raised their chins at the same time, and walked proudly in front of Li Yuncong. Fuwaer was carrying its big bamboo basket, and this time it was going down the mountain to carry its rations, and it would not carry anyone on its back.
Li Yuncong watched Ye Xiaotian's group swagger down the mountain, pinching his chin in doubt: "It's strange! Their money has been confiscated, where did they get the money to eat? Could it be that last night... did he do something evil? "
The yamen servant next to him said: "Li Lidian, what should we do now?"
Li Yuncong smiled coldly: "Follow me!"