The tycoon got up from the floor, took a long breath, and saw his belly swell rapidly, and then suddenly retracted, his chest suddenly swelled, and a thunderous roar resounded through the sky: "You bastards! Useless!"
Gu Jiaoyu, Huang Xundao, Li Dianli, and Su Xuntian yelled loudly, but the combined voices of all of them were not as loud as Luo Daheng's roar. In addition, the hall was very spacious and well amplified. As a result, Ye Xiaotian stood so close that he felt a hum in his eardrums, and the pieces of paper flying in front of him seemed to tremble.
The shouting and fighting in the hall stopped immediately. Some of the students were holding up tables, some were carrying futons, some were grabbing other people's collars, and some were resorting to "monkey picking peaches". It was fixed there as if someone had fixed him.
Then, slowly, all the people turned their heads and turned to face Luo Daheng with a bad expression.
The tycoon was unafraid, he looked at the big guy, spit "bah", sneered and said: "Look at your virtue, you will be the master chieftain who wants to dominate and rule in the future, and finally Poor is also a hereditary official, fighting like shrews? Not afraid of losing your father's birdman!"
"Boom!"
Desks, chairs and benches were thrown all over the floor, all the students were like a group of irritated baboons, slumped shoulders, bowed their waists, and snorted to surround the tycoon. The tycoon puts a safe distance away.
The tycoon sneered and said: "Look at you, all of you with bruised noses and swollen faces, what use is there other than to embarrass your adults when you go out? Can you make flowers like this? Let me tell you, if you hit it, you can hit it like a man, don't Is it interesting to fight like a girl? Huh?"
Without waiting for anyone to ask questions, the tycoon waved his arm violently: "Isn't it true that no one will accept anyone? Then hit him until he is convinced! You have the kind, you agreed to fight for life and death on Huang Daxian Ridge three days later, How about I, Daheng Luo, going to testify to you? If anyone is afraid, just kowtow to the other party and admit his mistake now, then there is no need to fight!"
How could a group of dandy teenagers stand this kind of excitement? Who didn't like it? Who wants to be a bitch? Who is afraid of whom? They stopped at the same time, looked at each other, and said to the tycoon in unison: "Okay! Then three days later, I will see you on the Huangdaxian Ridge. See you there or be square!"
The tycoon laughed, and said, "Isn't this the end? Let's leave now, and recharge your batteries. Three days later, bring your swords and guns, and fight against Huang Daxian Ridge! Ah! It's really exciting! …”
Ye Xiaotian: "..."
The tycoon patted his butt, turned around and walked to his desk, reached in, took out a schoolbag from the desk, put it on his shoulder, and said to Ye Xiaotian carelessly: "Let's go."
Ye Xiaotian stared dumbfounded at Luo Daheng walking towards the entrance of the hall calmly, and only after waking up did he catch up.
Gu Jiaoyu came up to him, frowning and worried: "Ai Dianshi, look at this..."
Ye Xiaotian waved his hands impatiently and said: "Isn't it three days before the fight? Hurry up and find a way, you are an instructor, you talk to the students one by one, and make sure they clear up their past suspicions. Okay, okay, I'm still here There are more important things to be busy with, so let's go first."
Gu Jiaoyu has yet to say more, Ye Xiaotian has already gone after the tycoon. The tycoon had a good reason to go home early, and he was not afraid of his father's scolding. He was really full of joy. He was walking on the street with his schoolbag on his shoulders, happily, like a second-rate youth.
Ye Xiaotian waved his hand to signal Li Yuncong and Su Xuntian to lead the others to follow, and he quickly caught up with Luo Daheng, and said to him: "Daheng, you can't do this, it seems to have resolved the conflict, but it actually added fuel to the fire. What if they fight again three days later?"
The tycoon glanced at him in surprise, and said, "The most I can do is notarize them. I'm not their father. Whether they are dead or alive, injured or disabled is none of my business?"
Ye Xiaotian said in amazement: "If they are really killed or injured, you are not afraid that their family members will trouble you? They are all the nephews of the leaders of the mountain tribes."
The tycoon was even more surprised than he: "Why did their father and brother bother me? I just made a very reasonable suggestion to them, and I didn't force them to agree. I still have to work hard to climb up the Wong Tai Sin Ridge I don’t charge a penny to testify for them, so what am I trying to do
If they were really killed or injured, they would be wronged and owed. Whoever did it will turn to whomever. How could their family come to trouble me? I said, big brother, your brain doesn't seem to be very clear! "
Ye Xiaotian felt a little dizzy, how could it be like this? The folk customs here are really different from those in central Beijing, and he really can't adapt to the weird thinking of the local people.
Seeing his strange expression, the tycoon suddenly realized: "Oh! By the way, you are an official, and this kind of thing is up to you. Then you have to think of a way quickly, or there will be a death or injury. Your boss must be looking for trouble for you. The imperial court has always appeased and appeased these thorns, and if things happen, they may let you take the blame to appease the public anger."
The fat man who created the confrontation between the two gangs of Huxian County School in Huangda Xianling three days later, seemed to be completely unaware of the key role he played in it, and instead worried for Ye Xiaotian.
Ye Xiaotian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but he thought about it: "That's right! I'm not a real canonist. I was obviously kicked out of the market, so I really think I'm an official? If there's going to be big trouble, I'll be dismissed from office. I'll be dismissed." Ah, I'm just worried that I won't be able to leave..."
Ye Xiaotian turned from worry to joy and said: "It makes sense, it makes sense! Now that I have seen it, I, as an official, will not be able to show up. As for three days later... when the time comes, the chief secretary, the county magistrate, and the county lord will all know, let them know." Just worry about it, why should I meddle in my own business."
The tycoon said happily: "No wonder you have a shrewd face, you really are a sensible official! I admire you very much! Come, I will treat you to an osmanthus cake. This is made by my cook Tao Siniang. Tao Siniang's craftsmanship is excellent. The sweet-scented osmanthus cake is fragrant and sweet, and it melts in the mouth. I specially asked my father to invite Tao Siniang back. I don’t need her to care about other things, just make the sweet-scented osmanthus cake for me. If I’m not a good friend, I won’t give it to him... "
The tycoon said as he reached for his pocket. The county school uniform he wears is similar to ordinary scholar's robes, except that he must wear a cloth scarf instead of a crown cap. In addition, there are two more pockets on the inside of the clothes, presumably for the convenience of students to carry things.
"My Maya, how could there be a snake?"
The tycoon fumbled into his pocket, and grabbed a colorful grass snake, startled Ye Xiaotian next to him, and quickly jumped two steps away, but the tycoon showed no fear, he grabbed the little snake and looked up and down, Suddenly said: "They must be trying to play tricks on me again. Last time a frog was put in, but this time it turned into a snake. I don't know what they will put in next time. It's really exciting..."
Ye Xiaotian: "..."
The tycoon took off a small knife that was shorter than a palm from his belt, and quickly cut the snake's belly. The snake choked on his hand in pain, and the tycoon hung up the knife, and wiped the snake's belly with his fingers. Gou, then buckled a piece of snake gall, handed it to Ye Xiaotian, and said enthusiastically: "The sweet-scented osmanthus cake was stolen, then I'll treat you to eat the snake gall."
Ye Xiaotian looked at the bloody, green thing, and shook his head like a rattle: "No, no, no..."
The tycoon was disappointed: "This is a good thing. You really don't want to eat it? Then I will eat it myself."
The tycoon threw the dead snake on the road, happily handed the snake gall to his mouth, and said: "This thing can dispel wind and dampness, cool and improve eyesight, detoxify and remove prickly heat. It is an excellent tonic. But when you eat it, you can only swallow it. Don't chew, or it will be very...bitter... "
Ye Xiaotian looked at the tycoon's slumped fat face, and asked tentatively, "Did you chew?"
The tycoon shook his head vigorously with his mouth closed, hurriedly grabbed the water bag hanging on his waist pocket, opened the lid and took a few mouthfuls, then said to Ye Xiaotian with a bitter face: "Just now I used a little more force to take the snake gall Torn."
Ye Xiaotian: "..."
A pretty little girl walked by the side of the road, she was a short skirt, Ye Xiaotian and Luo Daheng turned their heads at the same time, stared at her round and tight thighs, glanced at her round and tight thighs, and when they looked back slyly, the two As soon as my eyes met, I immediately felt a sense of sympathy.
Ye Xiaotian coughed, and said: "The handsome bird in the deep mountain is so innocent, it's eye-catching!"
Luo Daheng said: "I have the same feeling, but... you can only watch from a distance, and you can't play with it."
Ye Xiaotian said in admiration: "Well said! Men can be flirtatious, but not dirty, you are a gentleman."
The tycoon shook his head and said, "No, it's not that, it's not that the tycoon doesn't want to, it's that the tycoon doesn't dare!"
Ye Xiaotian wondered: "How do you say that?"
Luo Daheng lowered his voice and said to Ye Xiaotian: "Did you know? It is said that all the Miao people in this mountain can play Gu. This Gu is a secret art passed down from the Miao people's ancestors. It is very magical. It is similar to the Taoism of our Han people. All kinds of magical things, if you provoke Miao Nu indiscriminately, once you are under the spell of her, you will feel worse than death, and the pain will be beyond your wish."
Ye Xiaotian wondered: "Is there really such a mysterious thing in the world?"
The tycoon said: "The world is so big, there are many wonders. Don't think that you know everything, hey! I really want to learn Gu art, and I can pay as much as I want, but unfortunately I heard that they will pay you no matter how much you pay. I will never spread the Gu technique to the outside world."
Ye Xiaotian said disapprovingly: "Heretics from heretics will not be able to enter the Dharma. Otherwise, they would have become kings and hegemons long ago? This shows that even if there is such a secret technique in the world, there must be a way to restrain it. Your family is so rich, even if You can live a rich life without being an official, so what are you doing learning Gu skills?"
The tycoon said: "I heard that Gu art is omnipotent. In fact, I don't want to learn much, just learn a 'fart Gu'."
Ye Xiaotian was surprised and said: "Farting Gu? Is there such a Gu in the world, this... why do you use it?"
The tycoon said: "Since Gu art is omnipotent, there must be Fart Gu. As long as I learn Fart Gu, I will give it to my husband and classmates, and let them play it all day long. Naturally, Mr. I'm sorry to come to class. The county school is yellow, and I don't have to go to school anymore... "
Ye Xiaotian: "..."
Tycoon looked at Ye Xiaotian: "How is it?"
Ye Xiaotian: "Brother Tycoon is far-sighted, I admire you."
The tycoon sighed sadly: "Although the idea is good, it's a pity that I can't learn it..."
Ye Xiaotian: "..."