"Shopkeeper, how did you sell this hairpin?"
"Twenty Wen."
Su Xuntian said, "Why did Dianshi buy this woman's thing?"
Ye Xiaotian said: "Oh! My... girl doesn't have any accessories, and she just has nothing to do today, so I want to buy something for her."
Su Xuntian said: "Ah! Master Dianshi is really brother and sister, it should be, it should be."
Taking advantage of people not paying attention, Su Xuntian slapped his forehead hard, and said in his heart: "Su Xuntian, Su Xuntian, you are really stupid! I used to look for girls who asked for money. Looking for this girl who doesn't need money, you will only go around people all day long, but you can't think of giving a gift, it's useless for you to claim to be rich... "
Su Xuntian's eyes rolled, and he wanted to separate from them and go to buy some more valuable accessories. He had to push Shuiwu's elder brother to please her. Seeing that Ye Xiaotian was concentrating on picking up accessories, Su Xuntian walked away...
"puff!"
Zhan Ning'er aimed at Ye Xiaotian and blew hard, just as Su Xuntian flashed past Ye Xiaotian in a hurry, the ox hair fine needle disappeared without a trace, it is unknown whether it hit Ye Xiaotian or Su Xuntian, or it flew away.
Zhan Ning'er stared at Ye Xiaotian, counting: "One, two, three, four..."
Zhan Ning'er counted to ten, saw that Ye Xiaotian hadn't moved yet, and also saw that Su Xuntian who had already walked away hadn't moved, so she couldn't help being discouraged and said: "The shot missed."
Without getting discouraged, Zhan Ning'er took out another ox hair needle, and carefully stuffed it into the blowing arrow.
Ye Xiaotian finally chose two pearl earrings. The pearls are not big, bigger than rice grains, but they are pure white and shiny. Wearing them on Shuiwu's ears will definitely add a bit of style. Laughing wildly: "Hahahaha..."
Ye Xiaotian heard the voice familiar, looked up, and saw Su Xuntian was laughing wildly at the door of a shop in the distance, Ye Xiaotian wondered: "What is he so happy about?"
The tycoon who was foolishly accompanying Ye Xiaotian like a fuwa put on the awning and looked over there, and said to himself: "You smile so heartily, you must have picked up some money."
Ye Xiaotian said: "Then he is really lucky." After saying that, he bowed his head and paid the money, ignoring the county grandfather and brother-in-law.
Su Xuntian was picking out accessories, and suddenly he couldn't help laughing. The jewelry seller hurriedly put away his things, looked at him warily, and thought he was a lunatic.
Su Xuntian laughed wildly for a few times, and the smile suddenly disappeared again. He was inexplicably terrified, and suddenly heaved a sigh of relief, but just as he took a few steps towards Ye Xiaotian, an uncontrollable smile suddenly surged up again: "Haha Ha ha… "
Su Xuntian quickly covered his mouth, but he couldn't hold back the laughter, and the gurgles kept coming out. Su Xuntian was terrified, and hurriedly took advantage of the interval of laughter, and shouted to Ye Xiaotian from a distance: "Master Dianshi!" , I'm in a hurry, let's leave first, hahahaha... "
Su Xuntian didn't wait for Ye Xiaotian's answer, he fled into an alley with wild laughter, and hurried to the nearest medical clinic. Zhan Ning'er saw Su Xuntian's maniac laughing posture, and immediately became happy: "Ah! I shot! It really worked. It must have been a long time ago, so I was a little slow..."
Zhan Ning'er happily picked up the blowing arrow and aimed at Ye Xiaotian again: "Pfft!"
Ye Xiaotian paid the bill, carefully put the bead pendant into his bosom, suddenly heard Su Xuntian talking from a distance, Ye Xiaotian turned sideways, looked in Su Xuntian's direction, the ox-hair blowing arrow brushed his neck and shot towards him, hit him right in the middle. The chest of the jewelry merchant.
The arrow was like a fine hair, and it was neither painful nor itchy when it entered the body. The shopkeeper didn't notice it. Ye Xiaotian just responded to Su Xuntian's words, and the shopkeeper's medicine took effect. Because this arrow is quite old, and the strength of the medicine contained in the arrow is different, the shopkeeper's seizures are faster than Su Xuntian's.
"Ha ha ha ha… "
The shopkeeper suddenly burst into laughter, startling Ye Xiaotian and Li Yuncong who were close at hand, only the thick Luo Daheng was as steady as Mount Tai, looking at the shopkeeper, he said strangely: "I'm talking about the shopkeeper, how long has it been since you opened this shop? You’re laughing like this after only earning a few dozen pennies?”
The shopkeeper laughed so hard that tears came down, he waved his hands to the tycoon hastily, but he kept laughing and couldn't even speak. Seeing this, Luo Daheng couldn't help but nervously said to Ye Xiaotian: "Brother, quickly take out that pearl pendant and have a good look at it, don't it be a fake, look at this shopkeeper..."
The shopkeeper held back his laughter just now, and hurriedly explained: "No, no, sir, don't get me wrong, I suddenly remembered a joke someone told me yesterday, hahahaha... Dali, come and see the store, too It's funny, I'll laugh for a while, hahahaha... "
How could the shopkeeper explain why he suddenly laughed? He was afraid that the customers would think he was crazy, so he hurriedly found an excuse and called the clerk to watch the shop, while he hurriedly avoided entering the shop.
"Ha ha ha ha… "
Hearing the unrestrained and heroic laughter from the store, Ye Xiaotian and Luo Daheng looked at each other, and Li Yuncong, who had been silently following Ye Xiaotian, couldn't help but shook his head and sighed: "I only laugh at the joke I heard yesterday. Come out, how stupid is this person?"
Ye Xiaotian and Luo Daheng thought about it too, and couldn't help laughing at it.
Not far away, Zhan Ning'er dressed in men's clothes hated her so much, she stomped her feet vigorously, and said, "Really, I missed it again. I'll do it again!"
"Puff! Puff! Puff! Puff!"
Zhan Ning'er didn't believe in evil, since she couldn't grasp the timing of her blowing arrows, she was determined to win with quantity, she quickly set up her arrows, blowing her arrows, and chased all the way to shoot, but it was a coincidence that the arrow either missed or hit someone else Not to mention missing Ye Xiaotian, he even missed the wide and obvious target like Daheng Luo next to him.
"Ha ha ha ha… "
When Ye Xiaotian saw a poor man carrying a basket and holding his trouser legs in front of him suddenly burst into laughter, he finally felt that something was wrong, Ye Xiaotian stopped, and said to Li Yuncong: "It's not right, why do people laugh loudly from time to time? Isn’t this a special custom in Hu County?”
Li Yuncong didn't understand, Nahan said: "Customs?"
Ye Xiaotian scratched his head and said: "It's just... It seems that there is a clan who likes to splash water on each other to bless each other..."
Li Yuncong suddenly realized, and said: "No, there is absolutely no custom of laughing wildly in the local area."
Ye Xiaotian pondered for a moment, and said: "This matter is quite weird, so don't run into any troubles. Let's stop wandering, and go back to the county office immediately!"
Ye Xiaotian left as soon as he said he would, and led Li Yuncong and Luo Daheng to the county government office. Zhan Ning'er was so anxious that she reached out her hand to touch the needle pouch, "Ouch" and said, "It's gone?"
Zhan Ning'er hastily pulled out the needle pouch from her waist, and found that the blow arrow was indeed used up. She unfolded the needle pouch in frustration, and suddenly her eyes lit up, and found that there was another blow dart that had escaped from the quiver and was lying horizontally in the pouch. The oxhair needles are very elastic, and they return to their original shape once they are opened.
Zhan Ning'er hastily loaded the blowing arrow, in order to ensure that she would hit, she ventured closer, and at a very close distance from Ye Xiaotian, she shot an arrow at the back of Ye Xiaotian's heart. Ye Xiaotian didn't realize it, and continued walking, Zhan Ning'er followed behind with a sly smile, waiting to see his jokes, but Ye Xiaotian walked a full two hundred steps, but nothing happened.
Zhan Ning'er stopped in frustration, turned her head to look at Jiu Dang and Jiu Gao who had weird expressions on their faces, and said awkwardly: "Cough! Actually...he is a master, a top master, a top master who hides his secrets, it's not that I can't shoot accurately …”
How could Jiu Dang and Jiu Gao dismantle their eldest lady's platform? Jiu Dang hurriedly said: "What the eldest lady said is true." Jiu Gao said: "Perhaps the eldest miss shot it, but the blowing arrow escaped from the quiver. , there is no medicine in the bag to feed, so it loses the power of the medicine."
Zhan Ning'er's eyes lit up, and she hurriedly said, "Yes! Yes, yes, yes! It must be like this!"
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Ye Xiaotian thought Shizi Street was crowded with people and walked slowly, so he deliberately turned into an alley with Li Yuncong and Luo Daheng. After passing through two alleys, they happened to pass by Xu Boyi's residence.
Before they reached the door of Xu's house, they heard a burst of scolding: "You bitch, serve the porridge so hot, do you want to scald me to death!"
With the sound of shouting and cursing, Tao Siniang suddenly ran out from the courtyard of Xu's house. Xu Boyi limped after him with a cane and a cane in his hand, and shouted, "How dare you run away?" ? Don’t come back if you run away!”
With just this sentence, Tao Siniang stopped obediently, Xu Boyi chased after him, and cursed viciously: "You bitch, run away, run away, bitch!" Without thinking about it, Tao Siniang raised her arms to cover her face, the cane was drawn on her body, and she shivered with pain.
Luo Daheng was furious, stretched out his hand to tear off the schoolbag, swung it vigorously, and cursed: "What a beast!"
The schoolbag slapped Xu Boyi's face, and Xu Boyi fell on his back.
Ye Xiaotian glanced at the tycoon, and the tycoon explained: "The brick... I forgot to take it out."
Ye Xiaotian took two steps forward, bent down slowly, picked up the cane, and bent it in his hand, which was quite resilient.
Xu Boyi got up in a daze, saw Ye Xiaotian clearly at a glance, his face was full of resentment, when Zhan Ninger beat him up yesterday, he said, if Ai Dianshi hadn't revealed the truth, how long would he have been deceived by him. Blocking people's money is like killing their parents, so Xu Boyi and Ye Xiaotian have a sworn feud.
Luo Daheng scolded: "Your wife is gentle and virtuous, who doesn't praise her in the neighborhood? In order to support you in studying, she even worked hard to work as a cook in my house. Family affairs, state affairs, and world affairs are always unreasonable. You dare to do anything that is unconscionable."
Xu Boyi ignored him, just stared at Ye Xiaotian with a pair of blood-red eyes, gritted his teeth and said, "What does it have to do with you to teach my wife a lesson? You must be hooking up with this bitch. I don't know. Why don't you see her suffer? Shameless!"
Tao Siniang looked at her husband in astonishment, and immediately burst into tears, she had never been so sad before being beaten so hard. Ye Xiaotian stared at Xu Boyi, a smear of blood clearly spread up his neck, covered his chin, covered his cheeks, covered his eyes, and the two blue veins on his forehead protruded like two dragons playing with pearls.
Ye Xiaotian's donkey nature committed another crime, he was obviously very angry, but...he suddenly laughed: "Hahahaha..."
Xu Boyi also laughed, and sneered again and again: "What? Are you running out of words? Have nothing to say?"
Ye Xiaotian couldn't stop laughing. With a smile, he suddenly picked up the cane and slammed it at Xu Boyi facelessly: "When your mother was pregnant with you, why didn't she see that you are such a cheap bone? Hahaha... you Why are they laughing like Lao Tzu? Do you know that you laugh like a rag shoe with thread blown out, hahahaha... "