Seeing Ye Xiaotian make a move, the tycoon didn't hesitate, and waved his hand like a "ground-beating cannon", hitting Xu Boyi's already bruised and swollen panda eyes so hard that Xu Boyi couldn't speak.
Ye Xiaotian viciously pushed the tycoon away, picked up the cane and continued to whip, cursing and laughing while smoking: "Laugh! You are laughing! Hahahaha... look at your cheap virtue, hahaha... I will follow you!" To be reasonable, you and I spray shit all over your mouth, does your mother know that your mouth is so stinky? Hahaha... "
Ye Xiaotian laughed until tears came down, he panted heavily and turned his head, and asked Luo Daheng tearfully: "Why am I laughing?"
The tycoon wondered: "How do I know why you are laughing, big brother? Could it be that you like to hit people?" As he spoke, he couldn't help but move away from him.
At this time Xu Boyi struggled to sit up, Ye Xiaotian saw him in a blink of an eye, kicked him down again with all his strength, and continued to swing the cane: "You are still reading sage books, I don't know what wicked things you have done? Go to your head Why are you insulting Lao Tzu when you put the shit on it?"
Xu Boyi hugged his head in pain, and shouted angrily: "Xu has ten years of poetry and literature, and has been a scholar, even if the county lord treats me with courtesy, you... how dare you hit me!"
Ye Xiaotian kicked like a little donkey with its hair blown up: "You are a scholar, are you awesome? Ge Lao taught me to read when I was three years old, and fashion books taught me to read when I was five years old. Hahaha, the commander of the army and horses calls me brothers , Guanglu Shaoqing is respectful and respectful to me, hahahaha...you heartless beast who abandoned his wife and son, I can't beat you?"
Ye Xiaotian was furious, and the pump became more and more ruthless. Seeing that her husband was in a panic, Tao Siniang couldn't bear it, and hurried forward to stop him. Ye Xiaotian stopped, thinking about it, she still felt angry, and kicked out again, kicking Xu Boyi. Flipping to the ground, he threw down the broken cane bitterly.
Xu Boyi's bun was also untied, his clothes were torn, his head, face, and arms were covered with whip marks, he was really embarrassed. What Xu Boyi did was very unpopular, the neighbors who came to hear the news were all elated, but no one came forward to persuade him.
Xu Boyi got up in embarrassment, seeing his wife coming to help him, he pushed her to the ground angrily, wiped the blood on his face, saw that Ye Xiaotian had no murder weapon, he became more courageous, and shouted angrily: "Okay, you If you dare to insult the gentleman like this, this scholar will definitely sue the officials to arrest you!"
Ye Xiaotian stared at him and sneered again and again: "You go and sue, hahaha, I'm from the yamen, hahaha, I'll go back and rest and wait for you now, and beat you hard when I come, hahahaha..."
Ye Xiaotian turned around to leave, saw Tao Siniang wiping her tears and getting up, so he said to her: "This kind of beast, leave as soon as you leave, you can find any man who is a hundred times better than this pickled beast, very What are you going to do with him? Hahahaha... "
Ye Xiaotian pushed away the crowd and strode away, Luo Daheng and Li Yuncong hurriedly followed. Ye Xiaotian held back for a long while, and suddenly found that there was no smile at all, and he couldn't help but fearfully said: "Why did I laugh out of nowhere just now?"
Li Yuncong also realized that something was wrong at this time, but he really didn't know that there was such a strange drug in the world. If he thought about it in other ways, he couldn't think of any possibility, so he frowned and said, "Is there something wrong with your body?" Sure, do you want to see a doctor?"
Ye Xiaotian moved his arms and legs, and said: "But there is nothing wrong with me, just now I just wanted to laugh for no reason, just like those people on the street laughing for no reason, really strange."
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Ye Xiaotian felt a little uneasy, but this disease is also strange, apart from inexplicable laughter, it has no other consequences, Ye Xiaotian couldn't make up his mind whether to go to see the doctor for a while, after he walked for a while, he saw the gate of the county government office, always No longer laughing for no reason, Ye Xiaotian completely dismissed this idea.
As soon as Ye Xiaotian stepped into the gate of the county government, Meng Xiancheng came out with two companions, and when he saw Ye Xiaotian, he said: "Ai Dianshi, just right, I was looking for you."
Ye Xiaotian clasped his hands and said, "What is the county magistrate looking for me for?"
Mengxian Cheng said: "The county lord discussed with me that the collection of autumn grain still requires the county government to send people down to frighten Xiaoxiao, so as to cooperate with the grain chief to collect grain. You also know that the people here are tough. If the elders don’t dare to offend you, take some people to Sanhe Township in the east of the city first, where tax collection is the most difficult.”
Ye Xiaotian readily agreed and said, "Okay! I'll go right away, sir."
Ye Xiaotian went to the county government first to find Su Xuntian, but Su Xuntian was at a doctor's house at this time, sometimes laughing and sometimes not laughing, Su Xuntian made the doctor helpless, but he couldn't see any symptoms, and sent Someone went to invite him to take over his old mentor who has been in his nineties for many years.
Ye Xiaotian couldn't find Su Xuntian, he just thought he was lazy again, thinking that he was the county magistrate's brother-in-law, and it was hard to order him, so he ordered ten arresters, brought shackles and knives, and asked the county government for help. He took a horse and went to the countryside on a tall horse.
Daheng Luo, who had nothing to do, naturally wanted to go with him. The tycoon had horses at home, but there was no time to go home at this time. The tycoon was lazy, and he happened to see a porter leading a mule in the middle of the walk. The tycoon was overjoyed and hurriedly rented the mule The mule rode out of the city with Ye Xiaotian.
When he arrived in Sanhe Township, Ye Xiaocai found out that there are really many unruly people here, and those from decent families are also trying their best to resist the tax. Poor people, but they rarely see little sheep. They are poor, but they are poor. When you mention taxes and food, they don’t have money to pay. just do.
So many times, it made Ye Xiaotian lose his temper, and it's not wrong if he didn't lose his temper. He was really depressed. Ye Xiaotian just got angry from one house, and when he came out, he turned to another house angrily, before he entered the courtyard, he heard a burst of hearty laughter.
Ye Xiaotian's spirit suddenly lifted, the owner of this family smiled so happily, he must have a good life, maybe he can get food. Unexpectedly, when Ye Xiaotian entered the yard and took a look, he saw that the house was dilapidated, as if it would collapse in a strong wind, and the yard was also dilapidated, not like a wealthy family.
Li Yuncong raised his voice and shouted: "The government is here, is there anyone out of breath at home? Come out!"
Li Yuncong hadn't finished speaking when he heard hearty laughter behind him. Looking back, he saw Ye Xiaotian was smiling very happily. Luo Daheng who was standing by the side asked curiously: "Brother, what is so ridiculous about what he said?" ?"
"Ha ha ha ha… "
Ye Xiaotian was in pain, he thought the laughing disease was cured, but suddenly he had another attack, when the tycoon asked, Ye Xiaotian wanted to answer but laughed so hard that he couldn't speak, he could only wave his hands repeatedly. Seeing this, the tycoon came to his senses, sighed and said, "My Maya has fallen ill again..."
At this time, a figure flashed at the door of the room, and a person came out from the inside, laughing loudly as he walked: "Hahahaha..." This is really a smile to welcome a laughing guest, and the host and guest enjoy themselves.
Luo Daheng took a closer look and saw that the laughing person who came out of the house looked familiar. After thinking about it carefully, they suddenly remembered that they had seen this person on the long street of the county seat earlier in the morning. Passing by them, he suddenly burst out laughing.
The poor man couldn't help showing panic when he saw more than a dozen gentlemen suddenly breaking into his house, but the strange thing was that his laughter still didn't stop: "Masters, hahahaha, I don't know if you come to my house. What's the matter... ha ha ha... ah!"
Li Yuncong scratched his head, thinking: "Could it be that this laughing disease is contagious?"
Li Yuncong held his nose and took two steps back. At the same time, he and Ye Xiaotian also put some distance away. He opened the account book and said fiercely to the poor man: "Your name is Mu Mu, right? You owe it for three years." It’s time for the taxes and rations, and today you give us a happy story, will you be able to pay the taxes and rations this year?”
When Mu Mu heard this, he immediately put on a bitter face and said: "Master, you see my family is poor, my father is paralyzed in bed, my mother is blind, my wife has epilepsy, and suddenly she was in the middle of cooking a few days ago. I got sick, shrunk to the ground and throbbed, and accidentally got my head into the stove pit, and half of my face was burnt, hahaha... "
Mu Mu laughed and cried, tears streaming down his face: "In order to give birth to a son, I gave birth to six daughters. After finally having a son, I also suffered from polio, woo woo woo, why is my life in danger? It's so bitter, hahaha..."
Ye Xiaotian suddenly laughed too: "Hahaha..."
With red eyes, Mu Mu looked at Ye Xiaotian angrily: "My lord, do you still have a conscience? I've been miserable like this, and you still laugh! Hahaha..."
Ye Xiaotian said: "Hahaha, you... aren't you laughing too?"
Mu Mu said, "Do you just laugh when I laugh?"
Ye Xiaotian smiled while wiping away tears: "Hahaha, I don't want to laugh either, hahaha, I know you, I met you in the county this morning, the illness you said... Hahaha, you just laughed out of nowhere, right? Hahaha, me too… "
Li Yuncong's cheeks twitched a few times, and he muttered to himself, "I've seen a ghost."
A yamen servant saw Elder Ye laughing in pain and couldn't say anything for a while, so he brazenly said to Mu Mu on his behalf: "Who will believe you when you say that? I've seen miserable people like yours. I’ve never heard of it, what’s wrong with the God of Plague living in your house? Let me tell you, if you don’t pay taxes this year, you will use your daughter to pay off the debt.”
Mu Mu laughed and said: "Hahaha, that's great, my daughter is growing up, and I'm so poor to eat, I really can't afford it, haha... this kind-hearted official. , let's make a deal, I will use my daughter to pay off the debt, hahaha... "
Ye Xiaotian bent over, breathless, and tried to comfort Mu Mu: "Brother Mu, you...don't be so angry, hehe, haha, I know you... feel uncomfortable. I have also seen the situation of your family, it is true Bad enough, haha..."
Mu Mu replied with a smile: "No, no, my lord, I am really happy this time, haha, come out, recruit, miss, hope, read, beg, come out quickly, haha Ha ha… "
Mu Mu called out, and six ragged, malnourished, and ugly yellow-haired girls ran out of the house and lined up to look at their father who couldn't stop laughing.
Mu Mu pointed at Ye Xiaotian, laughed out of breath and said: "Daughter, our family is so poor that we can't get rid of it, how can we have money to pay taxes, haha, now we have to use you to pay off the debt, father is sorry for you, but You follow the master, at least you have enough to eat, haha, you all go with this master..."
Before Mu Mu finished speaking, Ye Xiaotian had already fled towards the gate of the courtyard, laughing as he fled: "Look... what are you doing? Quick! Run, hahahahahaha..."